Bruce Willis in THE SIXTH SENSE (1999, BLU-RAY).Dislike action-oriented, tonally-different sequels "Red," "Red 2."
Ginger Snaps, dir John Fawcett, 2000This Movie's right. PMS is a bitch
"Wrists are for girls. I'm slitting my throat."
Lamberto Bava's DEMONS (1985, 4K SYNAPSE UHD)."Resident Evil"-like before "Resident Evil" videogames existed.ORWhy would blind man attend theatrical screening?
Abby, dir William Girdler, 1974The power of William Marshall compels me
Lamberto Bava's DEMONS 2 (1986, 4K SYNAPSE UHD).Demonic boob tube ruins Sally's birthday party.ORSupernatural "Die Hard" meets "Gremlins," Italian style.
DeepStar Six (1989, Dir. Sean S. Cunningham)Miguel Ferrer really blew up in this.
DEADLY FRIEND (1986)Robo-Swanson has a future in the WNBA.
SISTERS (1972) Wait until you meet their brother, Belial.
The Black Phone (2021, dir. Scott Derrickson)King's apple didn't fall far from tree.
SAW (2004 blu)New choice for Batman Riddler? Fu@ked Up.
The Cellar (2022)Kim Bauer fights demon not a cougar .
Mail Order Murder: The Story Of W.A.V.E. ProductionsI'd like a trog gangbang film, please
Boy Eats Girl (2005, dir. Stephen Bradley)This comedy takes itself way too seriously.
No One Will Save You (2023 Directed by Brian Duffield)Home Alone, Signs, Predator make quiet baby
Brahms: The Boy II (2020)Shocked this doesn't respect "The Boy" canon.
X: The Man with X-ray Eyes(1963 dir. Roger Corman)Never take medical advice from the bible
The Creature Walks Among Us (1956, dir. John Sherwood)The Creature Wears a Sweater Among Us.
Saw IV (2007, dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)Donnie on the rocks! Couple kebab! LUKE!
Saw II (2005)Chat with grampy or death? Choose death.
Black Sabbath (1963)Just a late-night stroll with grampa Boris.
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"Maxs All Warners Video. Wasted Kelly speaking"
No One Will Save You (2023)No one will say any words either.
Insidious: The Red Door (2023, dir. Patrick Wilson)Can a new movie already be underrated?
(Reposting this on the right day. Sorry.)Chopping MallRobots: Bad security personnel, great head exploders
Orphan (2009)Children should totally have a return policy
I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016)No, but you're seriously trending that way
This was a good one!
Gothika (2003)Back when bad cell reception summoned ghosts
The Vigil (2019)Nothing creepy ever happens near dead bodies
COCAINE BEAR (2023) So that's what's in Yogi's picky-nick basket.
Satanic Panic (2019) Chelsea StardustKillDo. Lady balls. Fuzzy bunnies. Hell yeah!
Pearl (2022)A scarecrow gets more action than me
You’re Next (2011)Come for Crampton, stay for eyeball violence.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)Kinda blends in with MAX's reality lineup.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Food for thought ≠ thought for food guys!
THE RATS (2002) Great, rodent stink combined with chlorine stink.
The Pit (1981, dir. Lew Lehman) (with F This Movie commentary)Many Wisconsinites struggle daily with pit blindness.
The Video Dead (1987 Dir. Robert Scott)Sometimes left on the shelf is better.
Halloween H20 (1998 Dir. Steve Miner)or Michael Myers the Dawson's Creek years
THE BROOD (1979) Running a daycare sure has its complications.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Connie Britton! It can't be that bad
-The Conjuring (2013)I didn't fart. Must be a demon.
-The Innkeepers (2011)That search history raises so many questions.
The Red Queen Kills Seven Times (1972, dir. Emilio Miraglia)I, too, would kill to inherit castleAlso, sidenote, it's freaking annoying that Tubi won't let me watch the credits. It has a little 15 second timer before it autoplays something else, but there's no way to disable it or pause them timer once it's started. I want to watch the credits goddammit.
I love Tubi though. Tubi is great. Just a little peeve that annoys me at the end of every single movie I watch there.
LUST FOR A VAMPIRE (1971)Pretty girls are out to get you.
Lake Nowhere (2014) revisit; Blu Ray One of few "throwback films" done right.
Intruders (2015) revisit; DVDNot as good as before, still good.
THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS (1991)Like the "Sickos" meme in movie form.
SILENT HILL (2006):You'll never guess what else is pyramid-shaped.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Bad Dreams for Boyz N The Hospital
Blair Witch (2016)Peter? Peter! James?! Heather?! Heather!!? James?!? Heather!??
Phantasm (1979)Extended Version with bonus scene from Dune!
Zombieland (2009, dir. Ruben Fleischer)Less time to terrorize set with cameo.
The Last Man on Earth (1964)Can't tell if these vampires or zombies
Becky (2020)She's exceptionally bad at wiping her face
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)And here you thought Max loved yabos
No One Will Save You (2023)I have no words for this movie.
Talk to Me (2023)This is exactly why I prefer texting.
The Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)Answers the eternal question: Is Merrin HORNY?!?
Cronos (1993) - Ron Pearlman reluctantly hunts scarab wielding vampire
MARY MARY BLOODY MARY (1975) Starring John Carradine… for about ten seconds.
Creepshow (1982)Every garden party is better with Billy.
Tales from the Hood (1995)My favorite horror anthology. All perfect segments.
Starting the month off strong (and 1 day late) with Slotherhouse (2023)Secret Life of Pets meets Michael Myers.
Battle Royale (2000) “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?” “NO?”
Piranha (1978)When Blockbuster is all out of Jaws.
Cemetery of Terror (1985, Dir. Rubén Galindo Jr.) Stiglitz's signing bonus: unlimited cop car rides. Also Cameos: Zap(p)a boat and Michael Jackson Jacket!
The Mummy (1932)I didn't dig it. I'm wrong, right?
Spirit Halloween (2023)That is one cavernous repurposed abandoned KMART
Witchery (1988, Dir. Fabrizio Laurenti) Felt like 7 different metal music videos
Psycho (1960, Dir. Alfred Hitchcock)Mamma"me"a! Mamma"me"a! Mamma"me"a! Stuff a Crow!
Land of the Dead(2005 Dir George Romero)Could be worse. They could ride horses
The Final Girls(2015 Dir. Todd Strauss-Schulson )Sheesh! Is someone cutting onions in here?
Ghost Story (1981, Dir. John Irvin)Likely my only Fred Astaire horror film.
Sorry About the Demon (2022) dir. Emily HaginsCute, quirky, family-friendly, haunted house comedy.