Hugo Weaving in Kitty Green's THE ROYAL HOTEL (2023, THEATER) for the first time.MEN: Sleazy Aussie Pigheaded Drunk A-Hole Edition. ORSmith's eternal regret for taking blue pill.
MALIBU HORROR STORY (2023, THEATER) for the first time.Native American-flavored "Blair Witch"/sequel blender. BOOOOOring.ORMakes "Grave Encounters" series look like "Psycho."ORShould've watched "Taylor Swift" instead. THAT BAD!!!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE WORLD'S FAIR (2021):What if THE RING, but for Zoomers?
Phenomena (Dir. Dario Argento)Few are loved like Inga loves Pleasance
Halloween Ends (2022, Dir. David Gordon Green)Surely the reeking adversely affects the sneaking.OrLaurie's book stinks worse than Michael Myers.
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Livid (2011, dir. Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury)51+6+500 stars (or in Roman numerals LIVID).
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2002 Blu)Ill cut to the chase: unnecessary remake.
Things Heard & Seen (2021)A Milford man would have gone unnoticed
Final Destination 3 (2006)Fuck the Bruins and fuck Ben Franklin!
Jason X (2001, dir. James Isaac)Quips haven't evolved much in 400 years.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)Popped collars and PBR are true evils
Nightwatch (1997)Ewan MacGregor, "I was in this shite"?OrPatricia Arquette, "When did I do THIS"?OrJosh Brolin, "Not me. It's Justin long".OrNick Nolte, "Where's my damn ham cigarette"!
Leprechaun 2 (1994)Shevonne Durkin has a fascinating horror resume
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Shut up werewolf. Pretty nurse is talking.
UNDERWATER (2020): Stewart AND Henwick? My rig's unstable, too.
Scooby-Doo and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery (2015)Am I suddenly a KISS fan now???
The Unknown (1927)Lon Chaney smokes cigs with his feet...
The Mist (2007)Always leave the gun on the hood…
Then it would be a tale from the hood
The Pope's Exorcist (2023)Crowe drives Vespa to Faith No More
Interview With The Vampire (1994)Stephen Rea shows up, I'm truly Dunst.OrWish Cruise still made weird ass shitOrPitt and Keanu career arcs. Celebrity Deathmatch?(If anyone remembers that)
The Butterfly Murders (1979)Kill like a butterfly, that's not right.
Conquest (1983)That's not how you do the splits.
Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)They can't even follow their own rules.
-Pet Sematary 2 (1992)Clancy Brown channels Maine and shitty stepdads.ORDidn't work out every other time, but...
Saw V (2008)Twenty foot tunnel - only room for one!OrWhen do they introduce John's twin brother?
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993) (At the theater!) Petition to canonize Sally as Disney princess.
CASPER (1995)Maybe it's best to avoid clingy ghosts
HEREDITARY (2018)Can cult life and family mix? Apparently so.orEasily the most bruising watch so far
THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985)Trash learns the reality of her fantasiesorHow did these people ever get together?
MURDERS IN THE ZOO (1933)Lionel Atwill, why are you so cruel?
RUBY (1977) Murdered gangsters, possessed daughters, a regretful dame
The Bay (2012)Townspeople don't wanna swim? Bunch of chickenshits!
Pearl (2022) dir. Ti WestThe Darabont movie Carey wishes he made. Or 2nd best top hat after Charles DeMar. Or Projectionist with convertible IS height of cool.
X (2022) dir. Ti WestWayne deserved a Thursday night NBC sitcom.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael MyersMaybe true evil's just childrens' clown costumes?
-Night of the Demons (1988)"I'm going to make this [lipstick] disappear..."ORSomebody get the Warrens!---and another sixer.
Jaws (1975)Roy Scheider, wine drunk man of action.
Demons 2 (1986. Dir. Lamberto Bava). Pregnant couple prepares through demon kid attack.
SLINK (2013) In a horror movie, avoid tanning beds.
-Addams Family Values (1993)Thing is the result of inbreeding, right?ORThankful there's no harmony hut at work.ORFester in a wig's just Phil Spector.
-House (1985)Cobb's Vietnam book: "The Things, They Scary"ORAll hacking up corpses and no play...
Demons 2 (1986)A convincing argument against most cable TV.
The Old Dark House (1963)Not that old and not that dark!
Let’s Kill Uncle (1966)No, but let’s pick a better movie!
The Spirit is Willing (1967)But watching this, my ass is weak.
All Hallows’ Eve (2013. Dir. Damien Leone)My first Art the Clown movie = meh.
Grindhouse (2007) dir. RR/QT et alSo, Lewis and Warren were twins, right?
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