Nightwatch (1997) Ewan MacGregor, "I was in this shite"? Or Patricia Arquette, "When did I do THIS"? Or Josh Brolin, "Not me. It's Justin long". Or Nick Nolte, "Where's my damn ham cigarette"!
Interview With The Vampire (1994) Stephen Rea shows up, I'm truly Dunst. Or Wish Cruise still made weird ass shit Or Pitt and Keanu career arcs. Celebrity Deathmatch? (If anyone remembers that)
Hugo Weaving in Kitty Green's THE ROYAL HOTEL (2023, THEATER) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMEN: Sleazy Aussie Pigheaded Drunk A-Hole Edition.
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Smith's eternal regret for taking blue pill.
MALIBU HORROR STORY (2023, THEATER) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteNative American-flavored "Blair Witch"/sequel blender. BOOOOOring.
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Makes "Grave Encounters" series look like "Psycho."
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Should've watched "Taylor Swift" instead. THAT BAD!!!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE WORLD'S FAIR (2021):
ReplyDeleteWhat if THE RING, but for Zoomers?
Phenomena (Dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteFew are loved like Inga loves Pleasance
Halloween Ends (2022, Dir. David Gordon Green)
ReplyDeleteSurely the reeking adversely affects the sneaking.
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Laurie's book stinks worse than Michael Myers.
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ReplyDeleteLivid (2011, dir. Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury)
ReplyDelete51+6+500 stars (or in Roman numerals LIVID).
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2002 Blu)
ReplyDeleteIll cut to the chase: unnecessary remake.
Things Heard & Seen (2021)
ReplyDeleteA Milford man would have gone unnoticed
Final Destination 3 (2006)
ReplyDeleteFuck the Bruins and fuck Ben Franklin!
Jason X (2001, dir. James Isaac)
ReplyDeleteQuips haven't evolved much in 400 years.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
ReplyDeletePopped collars and PBR are true evils
Nightwatch (1997)
ReplyDeleteEwan MacGregor, "I was in this shite"?
Or
Patricia Arquette, "When did I do THIS"?
Or
Josh Brolin, "Not me. It's Justin long".
Or
Nick Nolte, "Where's my damn ham cigarette"!
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
ReplyDeleteShevonne Durkin has a fascinating horror resume
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ReplyDeleteShut up werewolf. Pretty nurse is talking.
UNDERWATER (2020):
ReplyDeleteStewart AND Henwick? My rig's unstable, too.
Scooby-Doo and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery (2015)
ReplyDeleteAm I suddenly a KISS fan now???
The Unknown (1927)
ReplyDeleteLon Chaney smokes cigs with his feet...
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteAlways leave the gun on the hood…
Then it would be a tale from the hood
DeleteThe Pope's Exorcist (2023)
ReplyDeleteCrowe drives Vespa to Faith No More
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
ReplyDeleteStephen Rea shows up, I'm truly Dunst.
Or
Wish Cruise still made weird ass shit
Or
Pitt and Keanu career arcs. Celebrity Deathmatch?
(If anyone remembers that)
The Butterfly Murders (1979)
ReplyDeleteKill like a butterfly, that's not right.
Conquest (1983)
ReplyDeleteThat's not how you do the splits.
Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
ReplyDeleteThey can't even follow their own rules.
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ReplyDelete-Pet Sematary 2 (1992)
ReplyDeleteClancy Brown channels Maine and shitty stepdads.
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Didn't work out every other time, but...
Saw V (2008)
ReplyDeleteTwenty foot tunnel - only room for one!
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When do they introduce John's twin brother?
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993) (At the theater!)
ReplyDeletePetition to canonize Sally as Disney princess.
CASPER (1995)
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's best to avoid clingy ghosts
HEREDITARY (2018)
ReplyDeleteCan cult life and family mix? Apparently so.
or
Easily the most bruising watch so far
THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985)
ReplyDeleteTrash learns the reality of her fantasies
or
How did these people ever get together?
MURDERS IN THE ZOO (1933)
ReplyDeleteLionel Atwill, why are you so cruel?
RUBY (1977)
ReplyDeleteMurdered gangsters, possessed daughters, a regretful dame
The Bay (2012)
ReplyDeleteTownspeople don't wanna swim? Bunch of chickenshits!
Pearl (2022) dir. Ti West
ReplyDeleteThe Darabont movie Carey wishes he made.
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2nd best top hat after Charles DeMar.
Or
Projectionist with convertible IS height of cool.
X (2022) dir. Ti West
ReplyDeleteWayne deserved a Thursday night NBC sitcom.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
ReplyDeleteMaybe true evil's just childrens' clown costumes?
-Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDelete"I'm going to make this [lipstick] disappear..."
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Somebody get the Warrens!---and another sixer.
Jaws (1975)
ReplyDeleteRoy Scheider, wine drunk man of action.
Demons 2 (1986. Dir. Lamberto Bava).
ReplyDeletePregnant couple prepares through demon kid attack.
SLINK (2013)
ReplyDeleteIn a horror movie, avoid tanning beds.
-Addams Family Values (1993)
ReplyDeleteThing is the result of inbreeding, right?
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Thankful there's no harmony hut at work.
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Fester in a wig's just Phil Spector.
-House (1985)
ReplyDeleteCobb's Vietnam book: "The Things, They Scary"
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All hacking up corpses and no play...
Demons 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteA convincing argument against most cable TV.
The Old Dark House (1963)
ReplyDeleteNot that old and not that dark!
Let’s Kill Uncle (1966)
ReplyDeleteNo, but let’s pick a better movie!
The Spirit is Willing (1967)
ReplyDeleteBut watching this, my ass is weak.
All Hallows’ Eve (2013. Dir. Damien Leone)
ReplyDeleteMy first Art the Clown movie = meh.
Grindhouse (2007) dir. RR/QT et al
ReplyDeleteSo, Lewis and Warren were twins, right?
Review count for day 20: 47
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 20: 1156