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MADMAN (1981, FREEVEE).Strong campfire opening. Generic textbook slasher afterward.ORKiller mad because candy bar's name misspelled?ORLesson: don't lose head over car trouble.
Wrong Turn (2003 - Rob Schmidt)Inbreds running a pretty successful towing company.
Deadly Games (1982, Arrow Blu-ray) for the first time.Audience wants "final girl" dead. Killer obliges. OROld-school movie palace, most likable/sympathetic "character."
The Devil on Trial - 2023 Documentary by Chris HoltThe devil really likes calling people "douchebag"
Near Dark (1987)Cooks like sunlight through a bullet hole
Evil Dead Rise (2023)Shame, that Necronomicon dance mix would've slapped
The Conjuring (2013)Haunted house better than working at Initech
Wishmaster (1997)Why did they immediately commit blind guy?
The Killing Of A Sacred Deer (2017, Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos)Bill Camp handy jay is thoroughly upsetting.
Wolf Creek (2005)Four horrible words: "head on a stick"
The Tingler (1959) dir. William CastleClassic blunder: marrying Price in Castle film. orYou murdered your wife? Let’s work together. orAsk for your LSD by name: Percepto!
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) dir. Charles Barton Legosi, Cheney show up, Karloff wins title?!?!?
QUARTZ VEIN (2021) Who runs Bartertown? Certainly not these people.
Wishmaster (1997)Maybe “wish” was the friends we made…
Event Horizon (1997, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)Did the math. The science checks out.
The Devil Commands (1941, dir. Edward Dmytryk)Karloff plays mad scientist. Who would've thought?
Cabin Fever (2002, dir. Eli Roth)This movie is so 2002 it hurts.
The Invisible Man (1933) dir. James WhaleMore like: The Invisible Crazy Horny Murderer.
All Cheerleaders Die (2013) Lucky McKeeBetter ending if Maddy got a telegram.
THE NIGHTGOWN (2023) Exorcisms are one thing, but backwoods exorcisms?
Villains (2019 Dir. Dan Berk and Robert Olsen)Skarsgård should learn to avoid children altogether.orBlind watch surprise scary movie month favorite
Satan's Little HelperMy friends hate me for showing this.
Terrifier 2This review is actually 138 letters long.
The Rage: Carrie 2Should have just called it The Rage.
-John Carpenter's They Live (1988)You could always just buy more bubblegum.
Halloween Ends (2022)"Teach me"Stab, stab"Ok, got it"
The Giant Gila Monster (1959)Laugh Children Laugh...The Earworm of Nightmares.
-John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China (1986)Dreading the politics of Jack Burton's podcast.
Wishmaster (1997, dir. Robert Kurtzman)But "Alexandra Amberson: The Last Dance" when?
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Depp, Ricci, Walken, Gambon, Richardson, Mcdiarmid, Lee
Beyond the Gates (2016)Good, I just needed a bit more
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)Modern remake would include a cosmetic tie-in
Event Horizon (1997)The ‘90s scariest event behind Woodstock 99.
The Howling (1981)Cabins in the woods are never good
INVISIBLE SISTER (2015) It's horror because she swallowed a bug.
Crawl (2019)Another reason not to move to Florida
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)You're an arachnid? I'm an Arquette-Head!
30 Days of Night (2007)Secret 40 Days and 40 Nights sequel?
Cobweb (2023. Dir. Samuel Bodin)A new, terrifying Halloween-y movie? Yes, please!
Children of the Corn (1984) dir. Fritz KierschWould be infinitely better without supernatural nonsense. orAlmost killed by inability to follow directions.
TARGETS (1968, Dir. Peter Bogdanovich)What do Boris' hand say to face?
THE LEOPARD MAN (1943, Dir. Jacques Tourneur)Tony the Tiger had already booked commercials...
TREMORS (1990, Dir. Ron Underwood)Graboids sensing vibes like huge underground chihuahuas!
NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979, Dir. Werner Herzog)They need cough drops, so much coffin!
GHOST STORY (1981, Dir. John Irving)Hotel fall, peen seen in 35 mm!
SONNY BOY (1989, Dir. Robert Martin Caroll)Carradine's a real bell ringer in this!
ZOMBI 3 (1988, Dir. Lucio Fulci?)Refrigerator head might've belonged to Omen photographer
NIGHT OF THE WEREWOLF (1981 Dir. Paul Naschy)Naschy director nets Naschy actor onscreen ass!
MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE (1932, Dir. Robert Florey)"Lugosi's Unibrow" name punk bands should ape!
THE OMEN (1976, Dir. Richard Donner)The power of tyke's trike compells you
Should slot before Zombi 3, my apologies
THE KILLING OF SATAN (1983, Dir. Efren C Piñon)Lando androgynous snake people and denim clothing!
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD (1971, Dir. Peter Duffell)So rad, print was color faded RED!
LEVIATHAN (1989, Dir. George P Cosmatos)Leviathan at one point looks like ham!
HIGH TENSION (2003, Dir. Alexandre Aja)Haute hotties, tense tension, psycho sexual slasher
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 (1988, Dir. Tony Randall)She messed up his Sonny Crockett suit!
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