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MADMAN (1981, FREEVEE).Strong campfire opening. Generic textbook slasher afterward.ORKiller mad because candy bar's name misspelled?ORLesson: don't lose head over car trouble.
Wrong Turn (2003 - Rob Schmidt)Inbreds running a pretty successful towing company.
Deadly Games (1982, Arrow Blu-ray) for the first time.Audience wants "final girl" dead. Killer obliges. OROld-school movie palace, most likable/sympathetic "character."
The Devil on Trial - 2023 Documentary by Chris HoltThe devil really likes calling people "douchebag"
Near Dark (1987)Cooks like sunlight through a bullet hole
Evil Dead Rise (2023)Shame, that Necronomicon dance mix would've slapped
The Conjuring (2013)Haunted house better than working at Initech
Wishmaster (1997)Why did they immediately commit blind guy?
The Killing Of A Sacred Deer (2017, Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos)Bill Camp handy jay is thoroughly upsetting.
Wolf Creek (2005)Four horrible words: "head on a stick"
The Tingler (1959) dir. William CastleClassic blunder: marrying Price in Castle film. orYou murdered your wife? Let’s work together. orAsk for your LSD by name: Percepto!
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) dir. Charles Barton Legosi, Cheney show up, Karloff wins title?!?!?
QUARTZ VEIN (2021) Who runs Bartertown? Certainly not these people.
Wishmaster (1997)Maybe “wish” was the friends we made…
Event Horizon (1997, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)Did the math. The science checks out.
The Devil Commands (1941, dir. Edward Dmytryk)Karloff plays mad scientist. Who would've thought?
Cabin Fever (2002, dir. Eli Roth)This movie is so 2002 it hurts.
The Invisible Man (1933) dir. James WhaleMore like: The Invisible Crazy Horny Murderer.
All Cheerleaders Die (2013) Lucky McKeeBetter ending if Maddy got a telegram.
THE NIGHTGOWN (2023) Exorcisms are one thing, but backwoods exorcisms?
Villains (2019 Dir. Dan Berk and Robert Olsen)Skarsgård should learn to avoid children altogether.orBlind watch surprise scary movie month favorite
Satan's Little HelperMy friends hate me for showing this.
Terrifier 2This review is actually 138 letters long.
The Rage: Carrie 2Should have just called it The Rage.
-John Carpenter's They Live (1988)You could always just buy more bubblegum.
Halloween Ends (2022)"Teach me"Stab, stab"Ok, got it"
The Giant Gila Monster (1959)Laugh Children Laugh...The Earworm of Nightmares.
-John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China (1986)Dreading the politics of Jack Burton's podcast.
Wishmaster (1997, dir. Robert Kurtzman)But "Alexandra Amberson: The Last Dance" when?
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Depp, Ricci, Walken, Gambon, Richardson, Mcdiarmid, Lee
Beyond the Gates (2016)Good, I just needed a bit more
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)Modern remake would include a cosmetic tie-in
Event Horizon (1997)The ‘90s scariest event behind Woodstock 99.
The Howling (1981)Cabins in the woods are never good
INVISIBLE SISTER (2015) It's horror because she swallowed a bug.
Crawl (2019)Another reason not to move to Florida
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)You're an arachnid? I'm an Arquette-Head!
30 Days of Night (2007)Secret 40 Days and 40 Nights sequel?
Cobweb (2023. Dir. Samuel Bodin)A new, terrifying Halloween-y movie? Yes, please!
Children of the Corn (1984) dir. Fritz KierschWould be infinitely better without supernatural nonsense. orAlmost killed by inability to follow directions.
TARGETS (1968, Dir. Peter Bogdanovich)What do Boris' hand say to face?
THE LEOPARD MAN (1943, Dir. Jacques Tourneur)Tony the Tiger had already booked commercials...
TREMORS (1990, Dir. Ron Underwood)Graboids sensing vibes like huge underground chihuahuas!
NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979, Dir. Werner Herzog)They need cough drops, so much coffin!
GHOST STORY (1981, Dir. John Irving)Hotel fall, peen seen in 35 mm!
SONNY BOY (1989, Dir. Robert Martin Caroll)Carradine's a real bell ringer in this!
ZOMBI 3 (1988, Dir. Lucio Fulci?)Refrigerator head might've belonged to Omen photographer
NIGHT OF THE WEREWOLF (1981 Dir. Paul Naschy)Naschy director nets Naschy actor onscreen ass!
MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE (1932, Dir. Robert Florey)"Lugosi's Unibrow" name punk bands should ape!
THE OMEN (1976, Dir. Richard Donner)The power of tyke's trike compells you
Should slot before Zombi 3, my apologies
THE KILLING OF SATAN (1983, Dir. Efren C Piñon)Lando androgynous snake people and denim clothing!
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD (1971, Dir. Peter Duffell)So rad, print was color faded RED!
LEVIATHAN (1989, Dir. George P Cosmatos)Leviathan at one point looks like ham!
HIGH TENSION (2003, Dir. Alexandre Aja)Haute hotties, tense tension, psycho sexual slasher
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 (1988, Dir. Tony Randall)She messed up his Sonny Crockett suit!
Review count for day 24: 55Review total after day 24: 1374
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ReplyDeleteMADMAN (1981, FREEVEE).
DeleteStrong campfire opening. Generic textbook slasher afterward.
OR
Killer mad because candy bar's name misspelled?
OR
Lesson: don't lose head over car trouble.
Wrong Turn (2003 - Rob Schmidt)
ReplyDeleteInbreds running a pretty successful towing company.
Deadly Games (1982, Arrow Blu-ray) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteAudience wants "final girl" dead. Killer obliges.
OR
Old-school movie palace, most likable/sympathetic "character."
The Devil on Trial - 2023 Documentary by Chris Holt
ReplyDeleteThe devil really likes calling people "douchebag"
Near Dark (1987)
ReplyDeleteCooks like sunlight through a bullet hole
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
ReplyDeleteShame, that Necronomicon dance mix would've slapped
The Conjuring (2013)
ReplyDeleteHaunted house better than working at Initech
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteWhy did they immediately commit blind guy?
The Killing Of A Sacred Deer (2017, Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos)
ReplyDeleteBill Camp handy jay is thoroughly upsetting.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteWolf Creek (2005)
ReplyDeleteFour horrible words: "head on a stick"
The Tingler (1959) dir. William Castle
ReplyDeleteClassic blunder: marrying Price in Castle film.
or
You murdered your wife? Let’s work together.
or
Ask for your LSD by name: Percepto!
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) dir. Charles Barton
ReplyDeleteLegosi, Cheney show up, Karloff wins title?!?!?
QUARTZ VEIN (2021)
ReplyDeleteWho runs Bartertown? Certainly not these people.
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteMaybe “wish” was the friends we made…
Event Horizon (1997, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)
ReplyDeleteDid the math. The science checks out.
The Devil Commands (1941, dir. Edward Dmytryk)
ReplyDeleteKarloff plays mad scientist. Who would've thought?
Cabin Fever (2002, dir. Eli Roth)
ReplyDeleteThis movie is so 2002 it hurts.
The Invisible Man (1933) dir. James Whale
ReplyDeleteMore like: The Invisible Crazy Horny Murderer.
All Cheerleaders Die (2013) Lucky McKee
ReplyDeleteBetter ending if Maddy got a telegram.
THE NIGHTGOWN (2023)
ReplyDeleteExorcisms are one thing, but backwoods exorcisms?
Villains (2019 Dir. Dan Berk and Robert Olsen)
ReplyDeleteSkarsgård should learn to avoid children altogether.
or
Blind watch surprise scary movie month favorite
Satan's Little Helper
ReplyDeleteMy friends hate me for showing this.
Terrifier 2
ReplyDeleteThis review is actually 138 letters long.
The Rage: Carrie 2
ReplyDeleteShould have just called it The Rage.
-John Carpenter's They Live (1988)
ReplyDeleteYou could always just buy more bubblegum.
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDelete"Teach me"
Stab, stab
"Ok, got it"
The Giant Gila Monster (1959)
ReplyDeleteLaugh Children Laugh...The Earworm of Nightmares.
-John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
ReplyDeleteDreading the politics of Jack Burton's podcast.
Wishmaster (1997, dir. Robert Kurtzman)
ReplyDeleteBut "Alexandra Amberson: The Last Dance" when?
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteDepp, Ricci, Walken, Gambon, Richardson, Mcdiarmid, Lee
Beyond the Gates (2016)
ReplyDeleteGood, I just needed a bit more
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)
ReplyDeleteModern remake would include a cosmetic tie-in
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteThe ‘90s scariest event behind Woodstock 99.
The Howling (1981)
ReplyDeleteCabins in the woods are never good
INVISIBLE SISTER (2015)
ReplyDeleteIt's horror because she swallowed a bug.
Crawl (2019)
ReplyDeleteAnother reason not to move to Florida
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
ReplyDeleteYou're an arachnid? I'm an Arquette-Head!
30 Days of Night (2007)
ReplyDeleteSecret 40 Days and 40 Nights sequel?
Cobweb (2023. Dir. Samuel Bodin)
ReplyDeleteA new, terrifying Halloween-y movie? Yes, please!
Children of the Corn (1984) dir. Fritz Kiersch
ReplyDeleteWould be infinitely better without supernatural nonsense.
or
Almost killed by inability to follow directions.
TARGETS (1968, Dir. Peter Bogdanovich)
ReplyDeleteWhat do Boris' hand say to face?
THE LEOPARD MAN (1943, Dir. Jacques Tourneur)
ReplyDeleteTony the Tiger had already booked commercials...
TREMORS (1990, Dir. Ron Underwood)
ReplyDeleteGraboids sensing vibes like huge underground chihuahuas!
NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979, Dir. Werner Herzog)
ReplyDeleteThey need cough drops, so much coffin!
GHOST STORY (1981, Dir. John Irving)
ReplyDeleteHotel fall, peen seen in 35 mm!
SONNY BOY (1989, Dir. Robert Martin Caroll)
ReplyDeleteCarradine's a real bell ringer in this!
ZOMBI 3 (1988, Dir. Lucio Fulci?)
ReplyDeleteRefrigerator head might've belonged to Omen photographer
NIGHT OF THE WEREWOLF (1981 Dir. Paul Naschy)
ReplyDeleteNaschy director nets Naschy actor onscreen ass!
MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE (1932, Dir. Robert Florey)
ReplyDelete"Lugosi's Unibrow" name punk bands should ape!
THE OMEN (1976, Dir. Richard Donner)
ReplyDeleteThe power of tyke's trike compells you
Should slot before Zombi 3, my apologies
DeleteTHE KILLING OF SATAN (1983, Dir. Efren C Piñon)
ReplyDeleteLando androgynous snake people and denim clothing!
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD (1971, Dir. Peter Duffell)
ReplyDeleteSo rad, print was color faded RED!
LEVIATHAN (1989, Dir. George P Cosmatos)
ReplyDeleteLeviathan at one point looks like ham!
HIGH TENSION (2003, Dir. Alexandre Aja)
ReplyDeleteHaute hotties, tense tension, psycho sexual slasher
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 (1988, Dir. Tony Randall)
ReplyDeleteShe messed up his Sonny Crockett suit!
Review count for day 24: 55
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 24: 1374