Thursday, October 26, 2023

2023 Scary Movie Challenge Day 26

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  1. It Follows (2014) dir. David Robert Mitchell

    Get hired as a flight attendant already!

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  2. Nicolas Cage in ˂b>BUTCHER’S CROSSING (2023, THEATERS)˂/b> for the first time.

    ″American Greed″ meets blood-and-guts ″American Buffalo″ paradox.

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    Bold Cage in downbeat, nihilistic frontier western.

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    Don’t ˂b>EVER˂/b> fuck with Charlie’s Holy Bible.

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  3. Horse Feathers (1932 Dir Norman Z. McLeod)
    Wait a minute.... this movie isn't scary!

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  4. Midsommar (2019, Dir. Ari Aster)

    Will Poulter's audition for Face/Off remake.

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  5. LOOK AWAY (2018)

    What’s worse than prom? Ice skating prom!

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  7. Stoker (2013 - Park Chan-wook)
    Uncle wants niece's punani? Gross... yet comprehensible.

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  8. FINAL DESTINATION (2000, Dir. James Wong)

    Devon-ly Sawa this twenty years ago, damn!

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  9. Underwater (2020)

    We're all Rob's flat chested elven creatures

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  10. I DRIP BLOOD ON YOUR GRAVE (2020)

    Only 60 minutes, yet tons of filler.

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  11. The Fly (1958)
    The housekeeper is Penguin from Blues Brothers!

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  12. House | 1977
    Gomen'nasai, ima wa d┼Źdesu ka?
    (Sorry, what now?)

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  13. Final Destination (2000)

    Death says "Stay in your assigned seats."

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  14. Spree (2020)

    This was definitely not about the candy.

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  15. Joint review for these two movies:

    Pearl (2022, dir. Ti West)

    Saw X (2023, dir. Kevin Greutert)

    I watched Pearl before the swine (mask).

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    1. bold messing with your own count like this.... you gonna count this as one or two, lol

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  16. Clearcut (1991)

    Arthur does what we're afraid to do.

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  17. Barbarian (2022)

    Really glad I don't have a basement.

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  18. SUSPIRIA (1977):

    Gave me unrealistic expectations about dance academy.

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  19. Scream (1996)

    Went to college where this was filmed.

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  20. Scream 2

    I have had worse theater going experiences.

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  21. Evil Dead Trap

    Welp that was an unpleasant 100 minutes.

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  22. The Ambulance

    Wish these guys did my appendectomy surgery.

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  23. The Fly (1986) dir. David Cronenberg

    Stop crying, I’ve got two vomit stumps!

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  24. Dead Ringers (1988)

    Wait, is he typically credited Jeremy Iron?

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  26. CREEP (2014)

    Hard to make friends as an adult.

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  27. V/H/S/85 | 2023
    Anxiously awaiting V/H/S/79: Terrifyingly Huge LaserDiscs.

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  28. Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

    It's absolutely stunning on the big screen!

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  29. Terrifier 2 (2022)

    I miss when Patrick hated these things

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  30. Poltergeist (1982)

    Zelda Rubinstein didn't offer a 30-day warranty?

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  31. The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

    Dracula wastes blood like asshole on cruise.

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  32. Lake Placid (1999)

    Betty has a pet. It's silly fun.

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  33. Five Nights at Freddy's (2023 Dir by Emma Tammi)

    Never played Freddys. I'd rather rewatch Willy's

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  34. Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
    But does DePalma know real-real from drug-real?

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  35. WITCHFINDER GENERAL (1968, Dir. Michael Reeves)

    Dating app for Cure and Bauhaus fans?

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  36. WOLF CREEK 2 (2013, Dir. Greg McLean)

    How hasn't Australia produced SWEAT The Movie!?!?

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  37. Review count for day 26: 34
    Review total after day 26: 1448

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