It Follows (2014) dir. David Robert MitchellGet hired as a flight attendant already!
Nicolas Cage in ˂b>BUTCHER’S CROSSING (2023, THEATERS)˂/b> for the first time.″American Greed″ meets blood-and-guts ″American Buffalo″ paradox.ORBold Cage in downbeat, nihilistic frontier western.ORDon’t ˂b>EVER˂/b> fuck with Charlie’s Holy Bible.
Horse Feathers (1932 Dir Norman Z. McLeod)Wait a minute.... this movie isn't scary!
Midsommar (2019, Dir. Ari Aster)Will Poulter's audition for Face/Off remake.
LOOK AWAY (2018) What’s worse than prom? Ice skating prom!
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Stoker (2013 - Park Chan-wook)Uncle wants niece's punani? Gross... yet comprehensible.
FINAL DESTINATION (2000, Dir. James Wong)Devon-ly Sawa this twenty years ago, damn!
Underwater (2020)We're all Rob's flat chested elven creatures
I DRIP BLOOD ON YOUR GRAVE (2020) Only 60 minutes, yet tons of filler.
The Fly (1958)The housekeeper is Penguin from Blues Brothers!
House | 1977Gomen'nasai, ima wa dōdesu ka?(Sorry, what now?)
Final Destination (2000)Death says "Stay in your assigned seats."
Spree (2020)This was definitely not about the candy.
Joint review for these two movies:Pearl (2022, dir. Ti West)Saw X (2023, dir. Kevin Greutert)I watched Pearl before the swine (mask).
bold messing with your own count like this.... you gonna count this as one or two, lol
Clearcut (1991)Arthur does what we're afraid to do.
Barbarian (2022)Really glad I don't have a basement.
SUSPIRIA (1977): Gave me unrealistic expectations about dance academy.
Scream (1996)Went to college where this was filmed.
Scream 2I have had worse theater going experiences.
Evil Dead TrapWelp that was an unpleasant 100 minutes.
The AmbulanceWish these guys did my appendectomy surgery.
The Fly (1986) dir. David Cronenberg Stop crying, I’ve got two vomit stumps!
Dead Ringers (1988)Wait, is he typically credited Jeremy Iron?
CREEP (2014) Hard to make friends as an adult.
V/H/S/85 | 2023Anxiously awaiting V/H/S/79: Terrifyingly Huge LaserDiscs.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)It's absolutely stunning on the big screen!
Terrifier 2 (2022)I miss when Patrick hated these things
Poltergeist (1982)Zelda Rubinstein didn't offer a 30-day warranty?
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)Dracula wastes blood like asshole on cruise.
Lake Placid (1999)Betty has a pet. It's silly fun.
Five Nights at Freddy's (2023 Dir by Emma Tammi)Never played Freddys. I'd rather rewatch Willy's
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)But does DePalma know real-real from drug-real?
WITCHFINDER GENERAL (1968, Dir. Michael Reeves)Dating app for Cure and Bauhaus fans?
WOLF CREEK 2 (2013, Dir. Greg McLean)How hasn't Australia produced SWEAT The Movie!?!?
Review count for day 26: 34Review total after day 26: 1448
It Follows (2014) dir. David Robert Mitchell
ReplyDeleteGet hired as a flight attendant already!
Nicolas Cage in ˂b>BUTCHER’S CROSSING (2023, THEATERS)˂/b> for the first time.
ReplyDelete″American Greed″ meets blood-and-guts ″American Buffalo″ paradox.
OR
Bold Cage in downbeat, nihilistic frontier western.
OR
Don’t ˂b>EVER˂/b> fuck with Charlie’s Holy Bible.
Horse Feathers (1932 Dir Norman Z. McLeod)
ReplyDeleteWait a minute.... this movie isn't scary!
Midsommar (2019, Dir. Ari Aster)
ReplyDeleteWill Poulter's audition for Face/Off remake.
LOOK AWAY (2018)
ReplyDeleteWhat’s worse than prom? Ice skating prom!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteStoker (2013 - Park Chan-wook)
ReplyDeleteUncle wants niece's punani? Gross... yet comprehensible.
FINAL DESTINATION (2000, Dir. James Wong)
ReplyDeleteDevon-ly Sawa this twenty years ago, damn!
Underwater (2020)
ReplyDeleteWe're all Rob's flat chested elven creatures
I DRIP BLOOD ON YOUR GRAVE (2020)
ReplyDeleteOnly 60 minutes, yet tons of filler.
The Fly (1958)
ReplyDeleteThe housekeeper is Penguin from Blues Brothers!
House | 1977
ReplyDeleteGomen'nasai, ima wa dōdesu ka?
(Sorry, what now?)
Final Destination (2000)
ReplyDeleteDeath says "Stay in your assigned seats."
Spree (2020)
ReplyDeleteThis was definitely not about the candy.
Joint review for these two movies:
ReplyDeletePearl (2022, dir. Ti West)
Saw X (2023, dir. Kevin Greutert)
I watched Pearl before the swine (mask).
bold messing with your own count like this.... you gonna count this as one or two, lol
DeleteClearcut (1991)
ReplyDeleteArthur does what we're afraid to do.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteReally glad I don't have a basement.
SUSPIRIA (1977):
ReplyDeleteGave me unrealistic expectations about dance academy.
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteWent to college where this was filmed.
Scream 2
ReplyDeleteI have had worse theater going experiences.
Evil Dead Trap
ReplyDeleteWelp that was an unpleasant 100 minutes.
The Ambulance
ReplyDeleteWish these guys did my appendectomy surgery.
The Fly (1986) dir. David Cronenberg
ReplyDeleteStop crying, I’ve got two vomit stumps!
Dead Ringers (1988)
ReplyDeleteWait, is he typically credited Jeremy Iron?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteCREEP (2014)
ReplyDeleteHard to make friends as an adult.
V/H/S/85 | 2023
ReplyDeleteAnxiously awaiting V/H/S/79: Terrifyingly Huge LaserDiscs.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
ReplyDeleteIt's absolutely stunning on the big screen!
Terrifier 2 (2022)
ReplyDeleteI miss when Patrick hated these things
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteZelda Rubinstein didn't offer a 30-day warranty?
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
ReplyDeleteDracula wastes blood like asshole on cruise.
Lake Placid (1999)
ReplyDeleteBetty has a pet. It's silly fun.
Five Nights at Freddy's (2023 Dir by Emma Tammi)
ReplyDeleteNever played Freddys. I'd rather rewatch Willy's
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
ReplyDeleteBut does DePalma know real-real from drug-real?
WITCHFINDER GENERAL (1968, Dir. Michael Reeves)
ReplyDeleteDating app for Cure and Bauhaus fans?
WOLF CREEK 2 (2013, Dir. Greg McLean)
ReplyDeleteHow hasn't Australia produced SWEAT The Movie!?!?
Review count for day 26: 34
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 26: 1448