Emma Tammi's FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023, AMC DOLBY CINEMA) for the first time.If Matthew Lillard offers you job, SCREAM!!!ORWithout mute Nic Cage, why even bother?ORJim Henson Shop's animatronics steal the show.
THE PREY (1983)Waiting for something to happen... waiting... waiting
Zach Cregger's BARBARIAN (2022, MAX).Why wasn't this part of "V/H/S" franchise?ORAirbnb comes with 20-inch flat-panel TV??!! BARBARIANS!
ROCKULA (1990)A vampire liking garlic, admiring crosses. Different.
THE ORACLE (1985)Not good to contact spirits at Christmas
DEATHLINE (1972)Another reason to avoid using the subway.
28 Days Later (2002)Great revisit. Forgot how good this is.
Prom Night (1980)Single-handedly responsible for overfishing of red herring
American Werewolf in London (1981)I'm from northern England. Foreboding pub's accurate
The Purge (2013 - James DeMonaco)I like Hawke going full Die Hard.orHeadey acting like she lost in Monopoly.
Malevolent (2018)Bone exposed, still flirting with Pugh. Understandable
Trick 'r Treat (2007 dir. Michael Dougherty)This town should be on Unsolved Mysteries.
M3gan (2022 blu theatrical)tremendous, talented, top tier, tech-trouble take.
Love the alliteration! (clapping noises)
FEAR STREET PART ONE: 1994 (2021) Is this why all the malls closed?
V/H/S 85 (2023)Certainly a VHS movie… three more words
FEAR STREET PART TWO: 1978 (2021) We never saw who captured the flag.
Watcher (2022, dir. Chloe Okuno)Bad advertising campaign from Romanian tourist board.Severance (2006, dir. Christopher Smith)Worse advertising campaign from Hungarian tourist board.
Perfect Creature (2006, dir. Glenn Standring)Dougray Scott would've probably preferred playing Wolverine.
FEAR STREET PART THREE: 1666 (2021) R.L. Stine or Nathaniel Hawthorne? You decide!
Suitable Flesh (2023)Demon twink wrecks Heather Graham's life. Relatable.
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Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)"Stu Macher Survived" Twitter will love this.
Twins of Evil (1971, dir. John Hough)Noticed more then one set of twins.
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1990) Most Phantoms sing. This one can Dance.
Buried Alive (1990)The protagonist makes some really dumb choices
Five Nights At Freddy's (2023, Dir. Emma Tammi)Do possessed animatronics dream of electric grief?
Leprechaun 3 (1995)More gangster sock / underwear discussion than expected.
The Texas Chainsaw MassacreFranklin Hardesty will always be the worst.
Below (2002) - dir. by David TwohyHunt for Red October meets The Fog.
-The Haunting (1963)Almost as terrifying as the McCallister's furnace.
AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000) Murders are a reprieve from the awkwardness.
The House of the Devil (2009)Ti West's best; gets more through less.
~tourist trap 1979 any expectations you have this movie f*cks(Wife corpse mannequin is actually kinda sweet)
~opera 1987 justice seeking theater ravens like eyeball nom-noms
~castle freak 1995 castle freak got no stem, all berries
Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) dir. Martin ScorseseHorrific, just not Scary Movie Month horrific.
House of Wax(2005) Waxed people more lifelike than Hilton's acting
MORBID TALES (2020, Dir. Brian Paulin)Endures longish painful werewolf transformation... uses knife...! Cross bloody breast milk off bingo card
WEREWOLF BY NIGHT (2022) What, no “Giant Size Man Thing” jokes?
-The Shining (1980)Jack Torrance: 1921 Overlook Wall Ball Champion.(counting "1921" as one word, hoping that's within the rules)
Ha! He really is throwing that thing with his whole body.
He's ALWAYS been throwing that thing with his whole body. 🤣
Nosferatu (1979-director Werner Herzog)So Klaus Kinski, uh, as Klaus Kinski?
Shadow of the Vampire (2000)I consider Dafoe to be my Dafriend
Van Helsing (2004)Did I actually like it this time?
Jennifer’s Body | 2009Bi Demons Really Do Have More Fun.
Halloween EndsJLC deserved better than this. No like.
GINGER SNAPS 2 (2004)There are worse things than turning werewolf?orThe most Canadian movie watched this month
Firestarter(1984) Pyrokinetic Precognitive Preadolescent Propels Combustible Consuming Conflagration
Halloween (1978)The Myer's house *definitely* not selling now.
DON’T LOOK UNDER THE BED (1999) Egg scene must’ve been fun to film.
Five Nights At Freddy's (2023)Needed more Lillard, but then what doesn't?
Talk To Me (2023)Oh good! Another reason to skip parties
Haunted Mansion(2023 Dir. Justin Simien)If only Baskin Robbins also sold tots
Five nights at Freddy's (2023)So it's about dreams. . . . and dead kids?
-The Omen (1976)Riddle of the Sphinx?...An impaled priest!
When Evil Lurks (2023)I don't think I want kids anymore.
Suspiria (1977)My ex's name starts with an S...
House (1977)Watermelon you glad I didn't say banana?
Tales from the Hood (1995)Love how goofy interstitials misdirect heavy shorts.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)It's my favorite in the franchise (shrugs)
PG Psycho Goreman (2020)The Power of Love Destroys the Universe.
Suitable Flesh (2023)Heather Graham is really good in this.
Demons (1985. Dir. Lamberto Bava) Demon 1 makes demoning look fun!
Dawn of the Dead (1978) (2-D flat version at Regal) dir. George RomeroI would have already eaten those pies.
Review count for day 27: 63Review total after day 27: 1511