Dario Argento's PHENOMENA: UNRATED 116 MIN. ITALIAN CUT (1985, SYNAPSE 4K UHD) for the first time.Cinematic joy in Pleasence's hammy-but-understated, scene-stealing performance.ORSleepwalking insect-influencer, knife-wielding chimp, wheelchair-bound entomologist... detectives.ORBetter than ALL Paul Corvino movies combined!
Talk to Me (2023) Appendage for the porn parody is obvious.
Michael Venus' SLEEP ('SCHLAF', 2020, ARROW BLU-RAY) for the first time. Available for rent on Amazon for $1.99.Germanic "Shining" morphs into Lynchian "Green Room."OR'Sins of parents passed...'[CLANK!]'Shovel, bitches!'ORBest Arrow Video blind buy ever? Abso-freaking-lutely!
No One Will Save You (2023, Dir. Brian Duffield)Aliens not allergic to water, just trauma
Mike Flanagan's DOCTOR SLEEP (2019, 4K UHD).Scariest parts? Nicholson and Duvall lookalikes. YIKES!!!ORExtremely surprised "REDRUM WINE" didn't catch on.
Hatchet (2006, Dir. Adam Green)Who knew swamps got Hodder at night?
Pearl (2022 DVD)X marks spot to Mia Goth treasure.
Murdercise (2023, dir. Angelica de Alba, Paul Ragsdale)Just glad I didn't pay for this.
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990 Dir. Tobe Hooper)Anthony ain't the only thing that's perkin'
The Voyeurs (2022)That emotionally invested; couldn't purchase better binoculars?
Misery (1990 Dir. Rob Reiner)The sledgehammer is mightier than the pen.
CRYPT OF DARK SECRETS (1976) As opposed to Crypt of Happy Secrets.
Evil Dead Rise (2023, dir. Lee Cronin)D̶i̶e̶ ̶H̶a̶r̶d̶ Evil Dead in a high-rise.
The Wicker Man (1973)Killjoy cop disrupts pagan musical troupe's rehearsals.
THE FRIENDSHIP GAME (2022) Friends don’t let friends dye hair drunk.
Doctor X (1932)Did not build a creature. Somewhat disappointed.
Hell FestDon't ever upgrade to the VIP Experience.
The Mummy (1959)Sumptuous Hammer Horror, extensive flashbacks, great Cushing
The Children(2008 Dir. Tom Shankland)Whitney Houston was wrong. Fuck these kids.
NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023) This is my favorite Home Alone sequel.
Renfield (2023)Give me the Nicolas Cage Dracula remake.
I Married a Witch (1942) dir. René ClairMarched into fire to jump into Lake.
The Fly (1986) - First time watchAging metaphor where Goldblum looks like chorizo.
The Conjuring (2013)Bathsheba... more like Bitchsheba, am I right?
The Black Phone 2021 Directed by Scott DerricksonYou, and me, and five.....dead kids
No One Lives (2013)Luke and Brodus do great tauntaun cosplay.
The VelociPastor (2017) My wife questioned marrying me for watching.
CHOOSE OR DIE (2022) Choose not to follow your own rules.
SHOCK (1977)Boxcutter? But I hardly even know her!
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Dir: Francis Ford CoppolaI read Arabian Nights for the articles.
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)Dir: Stephen CognettiA nightmare for me and search algorithms.
Video Violence 2 (1987)Snuff buffs can’t get enough blood pumps.
Barbarian(2022) Airbnb you say? More like an airR.I.P
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Wow, I was not ready for that...
Dead Snow (2009, dir. Tommy Wirkola)Justice! The movie buff character gets laid!
Maximum Overdrive (1986)Careful Curtis! She's having Daniel Stern's baby!
Llammagedon (2015) Much worse than VelociPastor. It's almost impressive.
Bad Moon(1996) "Uncle Ted, what big teeth you have!"
Tigers are not Afraid (2017) revisit, Blu RaySo heartbreaking but what a special film.
CRIMSON PEAK (2015) What was this movie’s puffy sleeve budget?
Last Shift(2014) Jonesing for good cult movie? Try this
The Mummy (1932):Most effective anti-scroll propaganda Hollywood has made.
-The Witch (2015)When chopping wood is your self-care...
-Dario Argento's Suspiria (1977)Finally! Space for all my razor wire!
Halloween Ends (2022) Hard cut: Michael with Corey on motorcycle
DAUGHTER OF HORROR (1955) How'd David Lynch direct this in 1955?
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Frailty (2002 Dir. Bill Paxton)So, did they see Warriors or Meatballs?
Body Snatchers(1993 Dir Abel Ferrara)My favorite version of the classic taleorYou guys got any extra Marnie pods?
Marti. Someday I'll learn to proofread before hitting enter.
The Ring (2002) The “Brian Cox hates kids” saga continues!
Child's Play 2 (1990)Bury me in early 90s Universal horror
A Haunting in Venice (2023) Joe Bob would definitely say, "gratuitous parrot."
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959 Dir. Monte Hellman)Wanna see Seth MacFarlane fight tentacle monster?
Feeding Frenzy (2010, Dir. Mike Stoklasa, Jay Bauman)Friend casually masturbates as you discuss relationships...
The Lost Boys (1987) Patric meets Jami Gertz and Haim'ey hurtz.
The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)“Pazuzu” - Linda Blair “Bless you” - Richard Burton
Appendage (2023, dir. Anna Zlokovic)Hate it when my appendage talks shit.
Carrie (1976)And I thought MY prom was bad!
Get Out (2017) The first time I've cheered the TS-f'in A!
Goosebumps (2014 dir. Rob Letterman)"I Smooched The Neighbor's Fictional Ghost daughter"orJack Black to agent: Jumanji movies only!
Frailty (2001)Never realized Fenton became a serial killer
Alien 3 (1992)Need to give the Arny thumbs up
The Climax (1944)Phantom Of The Opera 2: Electric Boogaloo
FROGS (1972)The frogs stare and stare and stare...Sam Elliott without a moustache: the horror
Opera (1987, Dir. Dario Argento)Musicals will be the death of you.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Now in 4K with Patrick Bromley commentary!
EVIL DEAD (2013)What is worse: demons or drug addiction?
An American Werewolf In London (1981)THAT’S why I like Van Morrison’s Moondance!
Dario Argento's PHENOMENA: UNRATED 116 MIN. ITALIAN CUT (1985, SYNAPSE 4K UHD) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteCinematic joy in Pleasence's hammy-but-understated, scene-stealing performance.
OR
Sleepwalking insect-influencer, knife-wielding chimp, wheelchair-bound entomologist... detectives.
OR
Better than ALL Paul Corvino movies combined!
Talk to Me (2023)
ReplyDeleteAppendage for the porn parody is obvious.
Michael Venus' SLEEP ('SCHLAF', 2020, ARROW BLU-RAY) for the first time. Available for rent on Amazon for $1.99.
ReplyDeleteGermanic "Shining" morphs into Lynchian "Green Room."
OR
'Sins of parents passed...'
[CLANK!]
'Shovel, bitches!'
OR
Best Arrow Video blind buy ever? Abso-freaking-lutely!
No One Will Save You (2023, Dir. Brian Duffield)
ReplyDeleteAliens not allergic to water, just trauma
Mike Flanagan's DOCTOR SLEEP (2019, 4K UHD).
ReplyDeleteScariest parts? Nicholson and Duvall lookalikes. YIKES!!!
OR
Extremely surprised "REDRUM WINE" didn't catch on.
Hatchet (2006, Dir. Adam Green)
ReplyDeleteWho knew swamps got Hodder at night?
Pearl (2022 DVD)
ReplyDeleteX marks spot to Mia Goth treasure.
Murdercise (2023, dir. Angelica de Alba, Paul Ragsdale)
ReplyDeleteJust glad I didn't pay for this.
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990 Dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteAnthony ain't the only thing that's perkin'
The Voyeurs (2022)
ReplyDeleteThat emotionally invested; couldn't purchase better binoculars?
Misery (1990 Dir. Rob Reiner)
ReplyDeleteThe sledgehammer is mightier than the pen.
CRYPT OF DARK SECRETS (1976)
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to Crypt of Happy Secrets.
Evil Dead Rise (2023, dir. Lee Cronin)
ReplyDeleteD̶i̶e̶ ̶H̶a̶r̶d̶ Evil Dead in a high-rise.
The Wicker Man (1973)
ReplyDeleteKilljoy cop disrupts pagan musical troupe's rehearsals.
THE FRIENDSHIP GAME (2022)
ReplyDeleteFriends don’t let friends dye hair drunk.
Doctor X (1932)
ReplyDeleteDid not build a creature. Somewhat disappointed.
Hell Fest
ReplyDeleteDon't ever upgrade to the VIP Experience.
The Mummy (1959)
ReplyDeleteSumptuous Hammer Horror, extensive flashbacks, great Cushing
The Children(2008 Dir. Tom Shankland)
ReplyDeleteWhitney Houston was wrong. Fuck these kids.
NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023)
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite Home Alone sequel.
Renfield (2023)
ReplyDeleteGive me the Nicolas Cage Dracula remake.
I Married a Witch (1942) dir. René Clair
ReplyDeleteMarched into fire to jump into Lake.
The Fly (1986) - First time watch
ReplyDeleteAging metaphor where Goldblum looks like chorizo.
The Conjuring (2013)
ReplyDeleteBathsheba... more like Bitchsheba, am I right?
The Black Phone 2021 Directed by Scott Derrickson
ReplyDeleteYou, and me, and five.....dead kids
No One Lives (2013)
ReplyDeleteLuke and Brodus do great tauntaun cosplay.
The VelociPastor (2017) My wife questioned marrying me for watching.
ReplyDeleteCHOOSE OR DIE (2022)
ReplyDeleteChoose not to follow your own rules.
SHOCK (1977)
ReplyDeleteBoxcutter? But I hardly even know her!
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteDir: Francis Ford Coppola
I read Arabian Nights for the articles.
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)
ReplyDeleteDir: Stephen Cognetti
A nightmare for me and search algorithms.
Video Violence 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteSnuff buffs can’t get enough blood pumps.
Barbarian(2022) Airbnb you say? More like an airR.I.P
ReplyDeleteThe People Under the Stairs (1991)
ReplyDeleteWow, I was not ready for that...
Dead Snow (2009, dir. Tommy Wirkola)
ReplyDeleteJustice! The movie buff character gets laid!
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
ReplyDeleteCareful Curtis! She's having Daniel Stern's baby!
Llammagedon (2015)
ReplyDeleteMuch worse than VelociPastor. It's almost impressive.
Bad Moon(1996) "Uncle Ted, what big teeth you have!"
ReplyDeleteTigers are not Afraid (2017) revisit, Blu Ray
ReplyDeleteSo heartbreaking but what a special film.
CRIMSON PEAK (2015)
ReplyDeleteWhat was this movie’s puffy sleeve budget?
Last Shift(2014) Jonesing for good cult movie? Try this
ReplyDeleteThe Mummy (1932):
ReplyDeleteMost effective anti-scroll propaganda Hollywood has made.
-The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteWhen chopping wood is your self-care...
-Dario Argento's Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteFinally! Space for all my razor wire!
Halloween Ends (2022) Hard cut: Michael with Corey on motorcycle
ReplyDeleteDAUGHTER OF HORROR (1955)
ReplyDeleteHow'd David Lynch direct this in 1955?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteFrailty (2002 Dir. Bill Paxton)
DeleteSo, did they see Warriors or Meatballs?
Body Snatchers(1993 Dir Abel Ferrara)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite version of the classic tale
or
You guys got any extra Marnie pods?
Marti. Someday I'll learn to proofread before hitting enter.
DeleteThe Ring (2002)
ReplyDeleteThe “Brian Cox hates kids” saga continues!
Child's Play 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteBury me in early 90s Universal horror
A Haunting in Venice (2023)
ReplyDeleteJoe Bob would definitely say, "gratuitous parrot."
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959 Dir. Monte Hellman)
ReplyDeleteWanna see Seth MacFarlane fight tentacle monster?
Feeding Frenzy (2010, Dir. Mike Stoklasa, Jay Bauman)
ReplyDeleteFriend casually masturbates as you discuss relationships...
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeletePatric meets Jami Gertz and Haim'ey hurtz.
The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
ReplyDelete“Pazuzu” - Linda Blair
“Bless you” - Richard Burton
Appendage (2023, dir. Anna Zlokovic)
ReplyDeleteHate it when my appendage talks shit.
Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought MY prom was bad!
Get Out (2017)
ReplyDeleteThe first time I've cheered the TS-f'in A!
Goosebumps (2014 dir. Rob Letterman)
ReplyDelete"I Smooched The Neighbor's Fictional Ghost daughter"
or
Jack Black to agent: Jumanji movies only!
Frailty (2001)
ReplyDeleteNever realized Fenton became a serial killer
Alien 3 (1992)
ReplyDeleteNeed to give the Arny thumbs up
The Climax (1944)
ReplyDeletePhantom Of The Opera 2: Electric Boogaloo
FROGS (1972)
ReplyDeleteThe frogs stare and stare and stare...
Sam Elliott without a moustache: the horror
Opera (1987, Dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteMusicals will be the death of you.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteNow in 4K with Patrick Bromley commentary!
EVIL DEAD (2013)
ReplyDeleteWhat is worse: demons or drug addiction?
An American Werewolf In London (1981)
ReplyDeleteTHAT’S why I like Van Morrison’s Moondance!