[Finishing Scary Movie Month by removing a couple of BIG titles from AAA masters of horror off my shameful-I-haven't-watched-this-yet list]Wes Craven's THE HILLS HAVE EYES (1977, ARROW 4K UHD) for the first time.Maverick's showboating triggers Griswold's "Deliverance" vacation.OR"ET'"s mom doing it on station wagon!ORPoor baby must have "Dexter"-level lifetime trauma.
John Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994, 35mm ANTHOLOGY FILM ARCHIVES) for the first time. Part of AFA's 'H.P. Lovecraft' Retrospective.Scarily accurate representation of Taylor Swift fandom.ORDidn't know they'd already remade "Halloween III."ORSee? The 90's weren't complete Carpenter wasteland.
Five Nights At Freddy's (2023 Theatrical)Child murder. Saw Traps. Disembowelment. Kids Movie!
Idle Hands (1999, Dir. Rodman Flender)Look, the hand makes some good points.
Halloween 4 : The Return Of Michael Myers (1988)Every viewing, like it a…..LITTLE…more.
No One Will Save You (2023 - Brian Duffield)Realistic alien technology - sometimes just not working.
THE NUN II (2023) People aren't just stealing all those magazines?
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Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016, dir. Mike Flanagan)Is this a good movie? Oui, ja.
Totally Killer (2023)Historical accuracy uses MTV for fashion references
The Conjuring 2 (2016)Dead guy watching TV bothered by children
Maniac (1980)Cold shower will be well worth it
The Thing (1982)James Cameron should've directed sequel, "The Things."ORCellular assimilation is sincerest form of flattery.
Last Night in Soho (2021)"...and that's my crazy year in college..."
Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor (2023)This seems pretty typical for an Airbnb.
THE LAST WITCH HUNTER (2015) Is this why Michael Caine announced retirement?
Xtro (1982, dir. Harry Bromley Davenport)This Bromley knows what he's doing too.
The Phantom of the Opera (1925) dir. Rupert JulianDrowning pools all the rage on VRBO.
Munster, Go Home! (1966)About as funny as a whoopee cushion.
-The Changeling (1980)Such a happy fam---Ohhh---Oh, no...
Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde (1941)About as scary as the average doorknob.
Cobweb (2023)Disturbing, atmospheric, shocking— just what I crave.
The Seventh Victim (1943)God, Lewton was ahead of his time.
Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)Oswalt, Hartley, Sestero: handy for “Bacon” game!
House on Haunted Hill (1999)Chris Kattan is no Elisha Cook, Jr.
Cherry Falls (1999, Dir. Geoffrey Wright)Brittany Murphy whispering "Daddy" was... ummm... formative.
BLADE II (2002) All this, yet no uphill ice skating.
Dark Harvest (2023)The Purge: Dark Night of the Scarecrow
Saw 2Safe and secure state. Har har har.
Deep RisingNever ever ever ever trust Anthony Heald.
Popcorn Have to watch this every October now.
-Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Just so many choices being made here.
SWAMP THING (1982) Pogo aliens must be in deleted scenes.
Shaun of the Dead (2004) dir. Edgar WrightHarry Potter and the Very Bad Day
The Funhouse (1981) dr. Tobe HooperThe REAL villain? Shitty little brother Joey.
Wishmaster (1997) dr. Robert KurtzmanMickey Torelli proves that job safety matters.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974) dir. Brian De PalmaWilliams' fantastic soundtrack, Harper's luminous Phoenix--yesss!
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1977)Psychotic killer pursued by Sheriff JW Pepper.
May (2003)Welcome to May’s build a friend workshop
THE CROW (1994) It's Devil's Night! Pass the Devil Dogs.
Kenny & Company (1976)No son, your dog is cat napping.
The Nest (1987)Watched on Night Flight, took big bites.
Halloween (1978)Behind these bushes, I’m invisible, I’m in invincible.
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)Come for the costumes, stay for Cushing.
Red Clover (2012)Billy Zane as a sheriff, need more?
Tales from the Hood (1995)Original rap song equals automatic five stars.
The Menu (2022)Suddenly, I’d really like a fucking cheeseburger.
VAMPIRELLA (1996) Not just space vampires. Bikini space vampires!
Scream 3 (2000)Jay and Silent Bob cameo because... Miramax?
Scream 2(1997 Dir Wes Craven)Calm down audience. its Stab not Eras
Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor(2023 Dir Stephen Cognetti)Gotta respect the use of checkovs closet
The Fog (1980)Extra scary, because I’m in San Francisco.
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)Just vibes. Sweaty, confusing, body horror vibes.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers (1989) dir. Dominique Othenin-Girard Just missing Terrance Phillip song “Uncle Boogyman”
House of Usher (1960. Dir. Roger Corman) Classiest Corman film, perhaps? Vincent Price helps.
Project Wolf Hunting (2022)Sometimes too much gore gets really boring
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Looks great, too devoted to the book
Phantasm (1979) dir. Don CoscarelliNot really tall, just standing beside jawas.
Review count for day 30: 58Review total after day 30: 1687The last day's reviews will be counted once the month has changed in all time zones, so please get your reviews in while it's still October. Thank you.