Thursday, October 10, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 10

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    1. Halle Berry in Alexandre Aja's NEVER LET GO (2024, THEATER) for the first time.

      Spoiler alert: They let go. S*** happens.

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      After 20 years, Catwoman runs outta lives.

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      'Music by ROB/' Best part of movie.

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    1. Vincent Price in CRY OF THE BANSHEE (1970, MGM+) for the first time.

      Sheriff of Nottingham-like, witch-hunting a-hole gets comeuppance.

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      Being young, attractive, female in 1500's SUCKED!

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      Satanic panic/werewolf tropes cancel each other.

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  3. Paul W.S. Anderson's EVENT HORIZON (1997, 4K UHD).

    Better jump scares than entire "Alien" franchise.

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    Lewis/Clark crew experts at rescuing Justin.

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    Black guy dies last, best and unexpectedly.

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    1. About the black guy, i thought the same thing when i watched it last year

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  4. Hold Your Breath (2024)
    Clouds of grief, dust, menace, and madness.

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  5. Hellraiser (1987, dir. Clive Barker)

    Uncle Frank needs skin in the game.

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  7. Misery (1990)

    Farming, reading, stalking… Annie’s living the dream!

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  8. HANNIBAL RISING (2007, Dir. Peter Webber)

    Classic Lithuanian joke: eat my sister, please!

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  9. The Prowler (1981)

    Deputy looks like a chad Cillian Murphy.

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  10. Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)
    Terrible CGI but GREAT Hellboy. Tickled red.

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  11. Hell Night (1981, dir. Tom DeSimone)

    Pretty tame. More of a Heck Night.

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  12. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024, dir. Tim Burton)

    Liked it against all my better judgment.

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  13. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)

    Pitchfork Media gave it tine outta tine

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  14. V/H/S Beyond (2024)

    Started feeling Long in the T̶u̶s̶k̶ tooth.

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  15. Ghostbusters (1984, dir. Ivan Reitman)

    Sexual harassment, ghostly blowjobs. 80's kid's movies

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  16. The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

    I can't believe Fran Kranz played Thor.

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  17. Livid (2011)

    Abigail for people who like good movies.

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  18. Salems Lot (1979)

    No helicopter parents in 70s....helicopter kids!

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  19. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)

    Anderson really loves that laser hallway, huh?

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  20. MEGAN (2023)

    Toilet flushing subplot certainly was a choice.

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  21. Fright Night (2011)

    Amazing cast giving not so amazing performances.

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  22. Ganja & Hess (1973)

    Duane Jones' performance will haunt me forever

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  23. Bloody Hell (2020)

    Put me in that situation, I'm Finnished.

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  24. It’s What’s Inside

    The real game was inside of us.

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  25. You're Next (2011)

    Erin definitely wanted to call her Zed.

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  26. Night Swim (2024)

    I can't even swim during the day.

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  27. Hold Your Breath (2024)
    Paulson fights the dust... bites the dust.

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  28. Scared to Death (1946)
    Possibly the worst horror movie ever made.

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    This is what TCM shows at 4AM.

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    Lugosi’s only color film. What a shame.

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  29. The Gorilla (1939)
    Better than Scared to Death. Ritz Brothers?

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  30. Talk to Me (2022, dir. Danny & Michael Philippou)

    That's why I never go to parties.

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  31. The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)

    Hot take: The Spanish Inquisition were assholes

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  32. Friday the 13th (2009)

    Feels like that Geico horror movie commercial.

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  33. PANIC: DEADLY BACTERIA (1982)

    Monster attacks a movie theater. Instant classic.

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  34. The Thing (1982, finally in 4k)

    So these guys actually do any work?

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  35. Its a Wonderful Knife (2023 Dir. Tyler Macintyre)

    Good idea. Script written in mad libs
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    Way too little Long for too long

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  36. Haunt (2019)

    These people.....they're just weird, aren't they?

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  37. Psycho II (1983)

    Hello mother? No not your mother, mine.

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  38. Destroy All Neighbors (2024)

    Willie and the Corpse Boys are playin'

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  39. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    Happy Birthday Mike Pomero, YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!

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  40. Pumpkinhead (1988)

    Noooo...he wanted a giant PUMPKIN HEAD.

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  41. It’s What’s Inside 2024

    The funniest way anyone has ever died.

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  42. The Invisible Man (1933)

    Hays Code prevented title "The Invisible Asshole."

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  43. The Fog (2005)

    Movie opens with Fall Out Boy, fuck

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  44. THE SHINING (1980):

    Hey man, every writer has their process.

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  45. In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Same thing happened to Mark David Chapman.

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  46. Slither (2006)

    Michael Rooker is great at looking gross.

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  47. THE CONJURING (2014)

    It’d be the same movie without Annabelle.

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  48. Delirium, Lamberto Bava, 1987

    This movie stars an eyeball and boobs!

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  49. Mill of the Stone Women, Giorgio Ferroni, 1960

    Techicolor really does love a red head

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  50. The Uninvited (1944)

    Ghost roommate for $1200 beachfront? I’ll cope.

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  51. King on Screen (2022)

    Kubrick to King: You believe in aliens?

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  52. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7: THE NEW BLOOD (1988)

    Tina thought the couch would stop Jason?

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  53. BLOOD QUANTUM (2019)
    dir. Jeff Barnaby

    Lysol is a total dick- - no, dickless.

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  54. Nosferatu (1922)

    Sucks managing the plague AND a vampire.

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  55. The Bad Seed (1956)

    Is it too late to get hamsters?

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  56. Species (1995)

    Horny Molina: what the world needs now.

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  57. Oddity (2024)

    My girlfriend doesn't like wooden men either.

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  58. Terrifier (2016)

    Killer clown on ground? JUST KEEP HITTING!!!!

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  59. The Fly (dir David Cronenberg 1986)

    You think she’ll stop dating for awhile?

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  60. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Playing tonsil hockey with the J.V. squad.

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  61. MaXXXine (2024)

    Balls-out performance from the Keaton impersonator.

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  62. Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)

    Darkman II + both Exorcist prequels = this?

    (This review is seven words-ish.)

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  63. Scream (1996)

    God damn those 90s houses were UGLY

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  64. Terrifier 2(2022 Dir Damien Leone)

    Mom was one scene from full Babadook
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    Possibly a subliminal Hefty trash bag commercial

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  65. The Monster Squad (1987)

    Well, that certainly expanded my kid's vocabulary.

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  66. Tremors (1990)

    Perfection, no fat to trim or cut.

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  67. Straw Dogs (1971)

    Cat be like "hang in there, baby"

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  68. Motel Hell (1980)

    Nothing gets Terry horny like almost dying

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  69. Longlegs (2024)

    Casting Mickey Rourke would've saved makeup budget

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  70. Silent Hill (2006)

    Blu-ray malfunctioned - missing Sean Bean's gruesome death.

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  71. The Mist (2007)

    Never jump the gun on permanent decisions.

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  72. Child’s Play II (1990)

    Misogynist Chicagoland doll gets repackaged for 90’s.

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  73. We Are Still Here (2015)

    Monte Markham delivers seismic levels of creep.

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  74. Review count for day 10: 72
    Review total after day 10: 672

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