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Halle Berry in Alexandre Aja's NEVER LET GO (2024, THEATER) for the first time.Spoiler alert: They let go. S*** happens.ORAfter 20 years, Catwoman runs outta lives.OR'Music by ROB/' Best part of movie.
Vincent Price in CRY OF THE BANSHEE (1970, MGM+) for the first time.Sheriff of Nottingham-like, witch-hunting a-hole gets comeuppance.ORBeing young, attractive, female in 1500's SUCKED!ORSatanic panic/werewolf tropes cancel each other.
Paul W.S. Anderson's EVENT HORIZON (1997, 4K UHD).Better jump scares than entire "Alien" franchise.ORLewis/Clark crew experts at rescuing Justin.ORBlack guy dies last, best and unexpectedly.
About the black guy, i thought the same thing when i watched it last year
Hold Your Breath (2024)Clouds of grief, dust, menace, and madness.
Hellraiser (1987, dir. Clive Barker)Uncle Frank needs skin in the game.
Misery (1990) Farming, reading, stalking… Annie’s living the dream!
HANNIBAL RISING (2007, Dir. Peter Webber)Classic Lithuanian joke: eat my sister, please!
The Prowler (1981)Deputy looks like a chad Cillian Murphy.
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)Terrible CGI but GREAT Hellboy. Tickled red.
Hell Night (1981, dir. Tom DeSimone)Pretty tame. More of a Heck Night.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024, dir. Tim Burton)Liked it against all my better judgment.
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)Pitchfork Media gave it tine outta tine
V/H/S Beyond (2024)Started feeling Long in the T̶u̶s̶k̶ tooth.
Ghostbusters (1984, dir. Ivan Reitman)Sexual harassment, ghostly blowjobs. 80's kid's movies
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)I can't believe Fran Kranz played Thor.
Livid (2011)Abigail for people who like good movies.
Salems Lot (1979)No helicopter parents in 70s....helicopter kids!
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)Anderson really loves that laser hallway, huh?
MEGAN (2023) Toilet flushing subplot certainly was a choice.
Fright Night (2011)Amazing cast giving not so amazing performances.
Ganja & Hess (1973)Duane Jones' performance will haunt me forever
Bloody Hell (2020)Put me in that situation, I'm Finnished.
It’s What’s InsideThe real game was inside of us.
You're Next (2011)Erin definitely wanted to call her Zed.
Night Swim (2024)I can't even swim during the day.
Hold Your Breath (2024)Paulson fights the dust... bites the dust.
Scared to Death (1946)Possibly the worst horror movie ever made.OR:This is what TCM shows at 4AM.OR:Lugosi’s only color film. What a shame.
The Gorilla (1939)Better than Scared to Death. Ritz Brothers?
Talk to Me (2022, dir. Danny & Michael Philippou)That's why I never go to parties.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)Hot take: The Spanish Inquisition were assholes
Friday the 13th (2009)Feels like that Geico horror movie commercial.
PANIC: DEADLY BACTERIA (1982) Monster attacks a movie theater. Instant classic.
The Thing (1982, finally in 4k)So these guys actually do any work?
Its a Wonderful Knife (2023 Dir. Tyler Macintyre)Good idea. Script written in mad libsorWay too little Long for too long
Haunt (2019)These people.....they're just weird, aren't they?
Psycho II (1983)Hello mother? No not your mother, mine.
Destroy All Neighbors (2024)Willie and the Corpse Boys are playin'
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)Happy Birthday Mike Pomero, YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!
Pumpkinhead (1988)Noooo...he wanted a giant PUMPKIN HEAD.
It’s What’s Inside 2024The funniest way anyone has ever died.
The Invisible Man (1933)Hays Code prevented title "The Invisible Asshole."
The Fog (2005)Movie opens with Fall Out Boy, fuck
THE SHINING (1980):Hey man, every writer has their process.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)Same thing happened to Mark David Chapman.
Slither (2006)Michael Rooker is great at looking gross.
THE CONJURING (2014) It’d be the same movie without Annabelle.
Delirium, Lamberto Bava, 1987This movie stars an eyeball and boobs!
Mill of the Stone Women, Giorgio Ferroni, 1960Techicolor really does love a red head
The Uninvited (1944)Ghost roommate for $1200 beachfront? I’ll cope.
King on Screen (2022)Kubrick to King: You believe in aliens?
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7: THE NEW BLOOD (1988) Tina thought the couch would stop Jason?
BLOOD QUANTUM (2019)dir. Jeff BarnabyLysol is a total dick- - no, dickless.
Nosferatu (1922)Sucks managing the plague AND a vampire.
The Bad Seed (1956)Is it too late to get hamsters?
Species (1995)Horny Molina: what the world needs now.
Oddity (2024)My girlfriend doesn't like wooden men either.
Terrifier (2016)Killer clown on ground? JUST KEEP HITTING!!!!
The Fly (dir David Cronenberg 1986)You think she’ll stop dating for awhile?
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Playing tonsil hockey with the J.V. squad.
MaXXXine (2024)Balls-out performance from the Keaton impersonator.
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)Darkman II + both Exorcist prequels = this?(This review is seven words-ish.)
Scream (1996)God damn those 90s houses were UGLY
Terrifier 2(2022 Dir Damien Leone)Mom was one scene from full BabadookorPossibly a subliminal Hefty trash bag commercial
The Monster Squad (1987)Well, that certainly expanded my kid's vocabulary.
Tremors (1990)Perfection, no fat to trim or cut.
Straw Dogs (1971)Cat be like "hang in there, baby"
Motel Hell (1980)Nothing gets Terry horny like almost dying
Longlegs (2024)Casting Mickey Rourke would've saved makeup budget
Silent Hill (2006)Blu-ray malfunctioned - missing Sean Bean's gruesome death.
The Mist (2007)Never jump the gun on permanent decisions.
Child’s Play II (1990)Misogynist Chicagoland doll gets repackaged for 90’s.
We Are Still Here (2015)Monte Markham delivers seismic levels of creep.
Review count for day 10: 72Review total after day 10: 672
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ReplyDeleteHalle Berry in Alexandre Aja's NEVER LET GO (2024, THEATER) for the first time.
DeleteSpoiler alert: They let go. S*** happens.
OR
After 20 years, Catwoman runs outta lives.
OR
'Music by ROB/' Best part of movie.
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ReplyDeleteVincent Price in CRY OF THE BANSHEE (1970, MGM+) for the first time.
DeleteSheriff of Nottingham-like, witch-hunting a-hole gets comeuppance.
OR
Being young, attractive, female in 1500's SUCKED!
OR
Satanic panic/werewolf tropes cancel each other.
Paul W.S. Anderson's EVENT HORIZON (1997, 4K UHD).
ReplyDeleteBetter jump scares than entire "Alien" franchise.
OR
Lewis/Clark crew experts at rescuing Justin.
OR
Black guy dies last, best and unexpectedly.
About the black guy, i thought the same thing when i watched it last year
DeleteHold Your Breath (2024)
ReplyDeleteClouds of grief, dust, menace, and madness.
Hellraiser (1987, dir. Clive Barker)
ReplyDeleteUncle Frank needs skin in the game.
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ReplyDeleteMisery (1990)
ReplyDeleteFarming, reading, stalking… Annie’s living the dream!
HANNIBAL RISING (2007, Dir. Peter Webber)
ReplyDeleteClassic Lithuanian joke: eat my sister, please!
The Prowler (1981)
ReplyDeleteDeputy looks like a chad Cillian Murphy.
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)
ReplyDeleteTerrible CGI but GREAT Hellboy. Tickled red.
Hell Night (1981, dir. Tom DeSimone)
ReplyDeletePretty tame. More of a Heck Night.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024, dir. Tim Burton)
ReplyDeleteLiked it against all my better judgment.
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)
ReplyDeletePitchfork Media gave it tine outta tine
V/H/S Beyond (2024)
ReplyDeleteStarted feeling Long in the T̶u̶s̶k̶ tooth.
Ghostbusters (1984, dir. Ivan Reitman)
ReplyDeleteSexual harassment, ghostly blowjobs. 80's kid's movies
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Fran Kranz played Thor.
Livid (2011)
ReplyDeleteAbigail for people who like good movies.
Salems Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteNo helicopter parents in 70s....helicopter kids!
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)
ReplyDeleteAnderson really loves that laser hallway, huh?
MEGAN (2023)
ReplyDeleteToilet flushing subplot certainly was a choice.
Fright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteAmazing cast giving not so amazing performances.
Ganja & Hess (1973)
ReplyDeleteDuane Jones' performance will haunt me forever
Bloody Hell (2020)
ReplyDeletePut me in that situation, I'm Finnished.
It’s What’s Inside
ReplyDeleteThe real game was inside of us.
You're Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteErin definitely wanted to call her Zed.
Night Swim (2024)
ReplyDeleteI can't even swim during the day.
Hold Your Breath (2024)
ReplyDeletePaulson fights the dust... bites the dust.
Scared to Death (1946)
ReplyDeletePossibly the worst horror movie ever made.
OR:
This is what TCM shows at 4AM.
OR:
Lugosi’s only color film. What a shame.
The Gorilla (1939)
ReplyDeleteBetter than Scared to Death. Ritz Brothers?
Talk to Me (2022, dir. Danny & Michael Philippou)
ReplyDeleteThat's why I never go to parties.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)
ReplyDeleteHot take: The Spanish Inquisition were assholes
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteFeels like that Geico horror movie commercial.
PANIC: DEADLY BACTERIA (1982)
ReplyDeleteMonster attacks a movie theater. Instant classic.
The Thing (1982, finally in 4k)
ReplyDeleteSo these guys actually do any work?
Its a Wonderful Knife (2023 Dir. Tyler Macintyre)
ReplyDeleteGood idea. Script written in mad libs
or
Way too little Long for too long
Haunt (2019)
ReplyDeleteThese people.....they're just weird, aren't they?
Psycho II (1983)
ReplyDeleteHello mother? No not your mother, mine.
Destroy All Neighbors (2024)
ReplyDeleteWillie and the Corpse Boys are playin'
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Mike Pomero, YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!
Pumpkinhead (1988)
ReplyDeleteNoooo...he wanted a giant PUMPKIN HEAD.
It’s What’s Inside 2024
ReplyDeleteThe funniest way anyone has ever died.
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteHays Code prevented title "The Invisible Asshole."
The Fog (2005)
ReplyDeleteMovie opens with Fall Out Boy, fuck
THE SHINING (1980):
ReplyDeleteHey man, every writer has their process.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
ReplyDeleteSame thing happened to Mark David Chapman.
Slither (2006)
ReplyDeleteMichael Rooker is great at looking gross.
THE CONJURING (2014)
ReplyDeleteIt’d be the same movie without Annabelle.
Delirium, Lamberto Bava, 1987
ReplyDeleteThis movie stars an eyeball and boobs!
Mill of the Stone Women, Giorgio Ferroni, 1960
ReplyDeleteTechicolor really does love a red head
The Uninvited (1944)
ReplyDeleteGhost roommate for $1200 beachfront? I’ll cope.
King on Screen (2022)
ReplyDeleteKubrick to King: You believe in aliens?
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7: THE NEW BLOOD (1988)
ReplyDeleteTina thought the couch would stop Jason?
BLOOD QUANTUM (2019)
ReplyDeletedir. Jeff Barnaby
Lysol is a total dick- - no, dickless.
Nosferatu (1922)
ReplyDeleteSucks managing the plague AND a vampire.
The Bad Seed (1956)
ReplyDeleteIs it too late to get hamsters?
Species (1995)
ReplyDeleteHorny Molina: what the world needs now.
Oddity (2024)
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend doesn't like wooden men either.
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteKiller clown on ground? JUST KEEP HITTING!!!!
The Fly (dir David Cronenberg 1986)
ReplyDeleteYou think she’ll stop dating for awhile?
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeletePlaying tonsil hockey with the J.V. squad.
MaXXXine (2024)
ReplyDeleteBalls-out performance from the Keaton impersonator.
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)
ReplyDeleteDarkman II + both Exorcist prequels = this?
(This review is seven words-ish.)
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteGod damn those 90s houses were UGLY
Terrifier 2(2022 Dir Damien Leone)
ReplyDeleteMom was one scene from full Babadook
or
Possibly a subliminal Hefty trash bag commercial
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteWell, that certainly expanded my kid's vocabulary.
Tremors (1990)
ReplyDeletePerfection, no fat to trim or cut.
Straw Dogs (1971)
ReplyDeleteCat be like "hang in there, baby"
Motel Hell (1980)
ReplyDeleteNothing gets Terry horny like almost dying
Longlegs (2024)
ReplyDeleteCasting Mickey Rourke would've saved makeup budget
Silent Hill (2006)
ReplyDeleteBlu-ray malfunctioned - missing Sean Bean's gruesome death.
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteNever jump the gun on permanent decisions.
Child’s Play II (1990)
ReplyDeleteMisogynist Chicagoland doll gets repackaged for 90’s.
We Are Still Here (2015)
ReplyDeleteMonte Markham delivers seismic levels of creep.
Review count for day 10: 72
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 10: 672