Michael Schroeder's OUT OF THE DARK (1988, 35MM SCREENING AT BROOKLYN'S NITEHAWK CINEMA) for the first time. Also streaming on TUBI.
Half E-R-O-T-I-C thriller. Half slasher. ALL 80's!
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Divine-as-Orson-Welles-in-"Touch of Evil's" least weird casting choice!
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Final girl more oversexed than "Porky's" gang!
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Bobo crawled so Art could eventually rule.
[If this was Junesploitation! this would be my DING! DING! DING! find of the entire month. "Terrifier 3"? "Joker 2"? Eff' em both! Bobo the killer clown that hunts/murders Karen Black's '976' phone operators wins the Scary Movie Month clown sweepstakes! My highest possible recommendation if you want an under-the-radar 80's-as-hell slasher that's sexy, stylish and has a dark sense of humor. Bud Cort steals the movie as a noir-ish LAPD cop. :-D]
BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW (2010) dir. Panos Cosmatos
ReplyDeleteLike Skinamarink, but in color and slooooooowwwwwwweeeerrrrrr.
Michael Schroeder's OUT OF THE DARK (1988, 35MM SCREENING AT BROOKLYN'S NITEHAWK CINEMA) for the first time. Also streaming on TUBI.
ReplyDeleteHalf E-R-O-T-I-C thriller. Half slasher. ALL 80's!
OR
Divine-as-Orson-Welles-in-"Touch of Evil's" least weird casting choice!
OR
Final girl more oversexed than "Porky's" gang!
OR
Bobo crawled so Art could eventually rule.
[If this was Junesploitation! this would be my DING! DING! DING! find of the entire month. "Terrifier 3"? "Joker 2"? Eff' em both! Bobo the killer clown that hunts/murders Karen Black's '976' phone operators wins the Scary Movie Month clown sweepstakes! My highest possible recommendation if you want an under-the-radar 80's-as-hell slasher that's sexy, stylish and has a dark sense of humor. Bud Cort steals the movie as a noir-ish LAPD cop. :-D]
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ReplyDeleteTrap (2024)
ReplyDeleteLady Raven setlist
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Ready or Not (2019)
ReplyDeleteMonopoly would have ended the same way.
Fantastic review!
DeleteResident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021, dir. Johannes Roberts)
ReplyDeleteFeels quaint after six Anderson/Jovovich movies.
Yummy (2019)
ReplyDeleteDanish plastic surgery hospital zombie gorefest. Splattertasticrific!!
Q (1982)
ReplyDeleteOK monster movie, great New York movie.
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[Heavy NY accent] Hey, I'm flyin' here!
The Dead Zone (1983, dir. David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeletePodcast premonition told me to watch it.
A-Haunting We Will Go (1942)
ReplyDeleteThis movie does not contain any haunting.
LONGLEGS (2024, Dir. Osgood Perkins)
ReplyDeleteChanged it from Pignose at Ellis Island.
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteGrocery store chaos mirrors 2024 Trump rallies.
Campfire Tales (1997, dir. Matt Cooper et. al.)
ReplyDeleteFinally, an anthology with no good stories.
Terrifier 3 (2024, duh)
ReplyDeleteThat rat scene was pretty fucked up.
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Ordering Santa costume for our Art animatronic.
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Why was I the only one laughing?
The Sentinel (1977) first time watch
ReplyDeleteHoly shit this movie goes so hard!
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
ReplyDeleteCesare's cabinet predicts Gen Z homebuying options.
V/H/S Beyond (2024)
ReplyDeleteLet Kate Siegel do whatever she wants!
DRACULA (1979) Directed by John Badham
ReplyDeleteHow disco Dracula gets his groove back!
THE HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET (2012)
ReplyDeleteProves that little sisters are the evilest.
V/H/S Beyond (2024)
ReplyDeleteRyan Turek stand-in is the best gag
Bride of Chucky (1998)
ReplyDeleteThere's voodoo, dolls, but no voodoo dolls?
THEY LIVE (1988)
ReplyDeletePuts on sunglasses: "WRITE SEVEN WORD REVIEWS."
Terrifier 3 (2024)
ReplyDeleteArt has no problems with Hanukkah apparently.
Craze (1974, dir. Freddie Francis)
ReplyDeleteJack strikes Palance between sex and murder.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteZane charms with arms, ASMR, topless bar.
THE CRAWLING EYE (1958)
ReplyDeleteGiant eye, sure. But why the tendrils?
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ReplyDeleteBurnt Offerings (1976)
ReplyDeleteAir bnbs used to include old ladies?!
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDelete"Henry can't fry me love." -- The Monster
TERRIFIER (2016)
ReplyDeleteGave it a second try. Still nope.
Terrifier 3 (2024)
ReplyDeleteSomeone apparently massacred 10 pages of screenplay
Final Destination
ReplyDeleteIt must have been a Boeing Plane.
Puppet Master II (1990)
ReplyDeletePuppet torches brat, audience (me) goes wild.
Final Destination 2
ReplyDeleteI didn’t know Boeing made Logging Trucks.
KWAIDAN (1964):
ReplyDeleteWhy aren’t there like ten of these?
Mr. Crocket (2024)
ReplyDeleteFigured the Cosby documentary would be Netflix.
8MM (1999)
ReplyDeleteNow our house smells like cigarette smoke.
Friday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteStrip Monopoly is too time-consuming for foreplay.
Castle Freak (1995)
ReplyDeleteMissed sequel opportunity: Bride of Castle Freak.
CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012)
ReplyDelete"Tequila! Tequila! Tequila is my eldritch god!"
Scream (2022)
ReplyDeleteSo meta it's getting sued by Zuckerberg.
The Fly(1986 Dir. David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteI'm not crying! I'm terrified! really.
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Solarbabies isn't Brooks best of eighty-six?
April Fool's Day (1986)
ReplyDeleteLike The Game but is just tame
Village of the Damned (1960)
ReplyDeleteLil shits won't quit, gonna hafta git
Spookies (1986)
ReplyDeleteThis movie is fartier than the basement
Child’s Play 3 (1991)
ReplyDeleteThe One Where Chucky Attends Military School
Donnie Darko (2001. Dir. Richard Kelly)
ReplyDelete"You're weird."
"Sorry."
"It was a compliment."
Review count for day 11: 45
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 11: 717