Friday, October 11, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 11

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  1. BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW (2010) dir. Panos Cosmatos

    Like Skinamarink, but in color and slooooooowwwwwwweeeerrrrrr.

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  2. Michael Schroeder's OUT OF THE DARK (1988, 35MM SCREENING AT BROOKLYN'S NITEHAWK CINEMA) for the first time. Also streaming on TUBI.

    Half E-R-O-T-I-C thriller. Half slasher. ALL 80's!

    OR

    Divine-as-Orson-Welles-in-"Touch of Evil's" least weird casting choice!

    OR

    Final girl more oversexed than "Porky's" gang!

    OR

    Bobo crawled so Art could eventually rule.

    [If this was Junesploitation! this would be my DING! DING! DING! find of the entire month. "Terrifier 3"? "Joker 2"? Eff' em both! Bobo the killer clown that hunts/murders Karen Black's '976' phone operators wins the Scary Movie Month clown sweepstakes! My highest possible recommendation if you want an under-the-radar 80's-as-hell slasher that's sexy, stylish and has a dark sense of humor. Bud Cort steals the movie as a noir-ish LAPD cop. :-D]

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  4. Trap (2024)

    Lady Raven setlist

    -Song
    -Intermission
    -Song
    -Intermission

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  5. Ready or Not (2019)
    Monopoly would have ended the same way.

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  6. Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021, dir. Johannes Roberts)

    Feels quaint after six Anderson/Jovovich movies.

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  7. Yummy (2019)

    Danish plastic surgery hospital zombie gorefest. Splattertasticrific!!

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  8. Q (1982)

    OK monster movie, great New York movie.

    or

    [Heavy NY accent] Hey, I'm flyin' here!

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  9. The Dead Zone (1983, dir. David Cronenberg)

    Podcast premonition told me to watch it.

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  10. A-Haunting We Will Go (1942)

    This movie does not contain any haunting.

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  11. LONGLEGS (2024, Dir. Osgood Perkins)

    Changed it from Pignose at Ellis Island.

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  12. The Mist (2007)

    Grocery store chaos mirrors 2024 Trump rallies.

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  13. Campfire Tales (1997, dir. Matt Cooper et. al.)

    Finally, an anthology with no good stories.

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  14. Terrifier 3 (2024, duh)

    That rat scene was pretty fucked up.

    Or

    Ordering Santa costume for our Art animatronic.

    Or

    Why was I the only one laughing?

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  15. The Sentinel (1977) first time watch
    Holy shit this movie goes so hard!

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  16. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    Cesare's cabinet predicts Gen Z homebuying options.

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  17. V/H/S Beyond (2024)

    Let Kate Siegel do whatever she wants!

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  18. DRACULA (1979) Directed by John Badham

    How disco Dracula gets his groove back!

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  19. THE HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET (2012)

    Proves that little sisters are the evilest.

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  20. V/H/S Beyond (2024)

    Ryan Turek stand-in is the best gag

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  21. Bride of Chucky (1998)

    There's voodoo, dolls, but no voodoo dolls?

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  22. THEY LIVE (1988)

    Puts on sunglasses: "WRITE SEVEN WORD REVIEWS."

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  23. Terrifier 3 (2024)

    Art has no problems with Hanukkah apparently.

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  24. Craze (1974, dir. Freddie Francis)

    Jack strikes Palance between sex and murder.

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  25. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Zane charms with arms, ASMR, topless bar.

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  26. THE CRAWLING EYE (1958)

    Giant eye, sure. But why the tendrils?

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  28. Burnt Offerings (1976)
    Air bnbs used to include old ladies?!

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  29. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    "Henry can't fry me love." -- The Monster

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  30. TERRIFIER (2016)

    Gave it a second try. Still nope.

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  31. Terrifier 3 (2024)
    Someone apparently massacred 10 pages of screenplay

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  32. Final Destination

    It must have been a Boeing Plane.

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  33. Puppet Master II (1990)

    Puppet torches brat, audience (me) goes wild.

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  34. Final Destination 2

    I didn’t know Boeing made Logging Trucks.

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  35. KWAIDAN (1964):

    Why aren’t there like ten of these?

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  36. Mr. Crocket (2024)
    Figured the Cosby documentary would be Netflix.

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  37. 8MM (1999)

    Now our house smells like cigarette smoke.

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  38. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Strip Monopoly is too time-consuming for foreplay.

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  39. Castle Freak (1995)

    Missed sequel opportunity: Bride of Castle Freak.

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  40. CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012)

    "Tequila! Tequila! Tequila is my eldritch god!"

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  41. Scream (2022)

    So meta it's getting sued by Zuckerberg.

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  42. The Fly(1986 Dir. David Cronenberg)

    I'm not crying! I'm terrified! really.
    or
    Solarbabies isn't Brooks best of eighty-six?

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  43. April Fool's Day (1986)

    Like The Game but is just tame

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  44. Village of the Damned (1960)

    Lil shits won't quit, gonna hafta git

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  45. Spookies (1986)

    This movie is fartier than the basement

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  46. Child’s Play 3 (1991)

    The One Where Chucky Attends Military School



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  47. Donnie Darko (2001. Dir. Richard Kelly)

    "You're weird."
    "Sorry."
    "It was a compliment."

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  48. Review count for day 11: 45
    Review total after day 11: 717

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