Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)Black credits on a white background. Provocative!
Wes Craven's SCREAM (1996, 4K UHD).Billy, the Obi-Wan Kenobi of "Scream" universe.ORPrincipal Fonzie/Janitor Fred killers would've ruled!ORWho's pumped for 2026's 30th Anniversary? 😭
Damien Leone's TERRIFIER (2016, PEACOCK).Art's antics SPLIT fanbase down the middle.
Pieces (1982)There's something incredibly nonchalant about this movie.
(I'm a bit behind)11. DEMONS OF THE MIND 1972 (Dir. Peter Sykes) Hammer's Ruling Class but more gothic horror12. PHANTOM OF THE RUE MORGUE 1954 (Dir. Roy Del Ruth) Karl's ape is MALDEN all the ladies!13. VISITING HOURS 1982 (Dir. Jean-Claude Lord) a) At County General, bedSIDE manner is IRON! b) Reporter wardrobe from Prince's Partyman music video!
Visiting Hours is great! With Canadian legends Ironside and Shatner.
Strong agree!
Macabre, Lamberto Bava, 1980Where else would you put a head?
From Beyond (1986 Dir. Stuart Gordon)At Barbara Crampton’s Mountainous Breasts of Madness
The Devil Doll (1936 Dir. Tod Browning)End famine? Nah. Create tiny assassins guild
LOVE LIES BLEEDING (2024, Dir. Rose Glass)Horny violent psychos are huge right now.
Sting (2024)Creepiest part? The 7 hour tantric sex.
THE SLIME PEOPLE (1963) Impressive rubber suit monsters. Everything else? Boring.
Friday the 13th (2009)Biggest psychopath? The eager living room masturbator.
Hocus Pocus (1993)Omri Katz does some Zippo Lighter overacting
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)Terrible editing ruins movie, hot dog chopping.ORMovie's only scary moment: Ben Affleck cameo.ORClimax: Dylan Walsh pinch hits for Pike.
Curse Of The Werewolf (1961)Beggar learns etiquette lesson. Oliver Reed sweats
Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996, dir. S.S. Wilson)Proof everything would be better with Bacon.
Dr. Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971, dir. Roy Ward Baker)Sounds like a band older siblings love.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997, dir. Jim Gillespie)Phillippe went from Gellar to J.D. Harmeyer.
One Hour Photo (2002)Would've lost job regardless. Digital cameras exist!
MISERY (1990) Why no merch of the penguin figurine?
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)This makes me want Long John Silver's
Final Destination 3Leave the Twin Towers out of this.
King on Screen (2022]So now I gotta rewatch thirty movies.
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992, dir. David Lynch).rats reggib a eb dluohs esiW yaR
Lord of Illusions (1995)Horror and Bakula like chocolate and burritos.
As Above, So Below (2014)A tense game of cat and comb.
Great one!
Land of the Dead (2005)Zombies more compassionate than the rich. Tracks
Werewolf of London (1935)Frankenstein’s iconic MUA attempts Werewolf and fails.
Revenge (2017)A dish best served high on peyote
Spider Baby (1967; Dir. Jack Hill)Score jollyingly feels like a different movie. Blood for Dracula (1974; Dir. Paul Morrissey)First time I'm attracted to Udo Kier.Rabid (1977; Dir. David Cronenberg)Beware the hugger with a chompy armpit.Night of the Demons (1988; Dir. Kevin Tenney)Among most frustrating Final Girls and Boys.
WES CRAVEN PRESENTS: THEY (2002) Supernatural demons better than dating Marc Blucas.
Jack Palance in Dracula (1974, dir. Dan Curtis)Van Helsing, you're my number one guy.
Teen Wolf (1985)Stiles is like Spencer's Gifts: The Person
Black Zoo (1963)Black Zoo 2 Bobo’s Revenge
Hellraiser (1987)There's an Uncle Frank in every family.
TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992) Missing the “Just You And I” song.
The Dead Zone (1983)Walken's limpin', exposin' Stillson, who's losin' sheen.
Tremors (1990)Give us practical monsters like this again!
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)The Les Miserables of kink demon movies
BARBARIAN (2022) “Dude, wanna check out my VHS collection?”
Edward Scissorhands (1990)Johnny Be Bad's all "Edward dies tonight"
Nightmare Beach (1989)Bikers, Breakers, Saxon’s Resume Shaker
I'm Just F'ing With You (2019) [The title is actually slightly different, but the seven word review I posted earlier just entirely vanished so I don't know if the curse word with an asterisk in it somehow tripped a filter or something.]Avoid if you have obnoxious person allergies.
C.H.U.D. (1984)Scariest moment: Will street sweeper kill bird?
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)Dancing naked in a cemetery is Trashy.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Much of Hellbound's just "Previously on Hellraiser..."ORNot how life's usually created with mattress.ORKirsty has such exposition to show you.
Arcadian(2024 Dir. Bejamin Brewer)Nic versus the New Years Eve noisemakersOrreal monsters were kids hormones all along
HAUNT (2019) Movies today must have their own brand.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)Dr. Inappropriate and Mr. Rapey
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990)Amick is on my adorability Mt. Rushmore
Interview with the Vampire (1994)The Devil’s Advocate stole this movie’s stinger.
Night of the Blood Beast (1958) dir. Bernard L. KowalskiOne more hour I’m never getting back.
The Funhouse (1981)Murdered medium? No problem. Money's missing? RAAAAGE
The Substance (2024)Master carpenter foolishly chooses career in showbiz.
I Confess (1953) dir. Alfred HitchcockHot Priest Murders sounds better than Priestploitation.
Stripped to Kill (1987)80s thrillers, now with 30% more taint-floss!
Would You Rather (2012)Usually, Sasha Grey would get the shocker
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Pizza looked delicious. Woulda done same thing.ORYeah, but who won the baseball game?ORBrought a drill to a machete fight...
Tourist Trap (1979)Why didn't they give Woody a ride?
Werewolves Within (2021)Get a load of AT&Teenwolf over here
Phantom of the Opera (1943)Claude Rains is invisible man, lost here
Dracula and Son (1976)Lee's Dracula: From Bond to Austin Powers
Eyeball (1975)If you love Italian Horror say eye!
The Mummy’s Curse (1944)The Mummy lives off Tana leaves lattes.
The Thing (1982)Unquestionably gotta be Carpenter’s best movie. Right?
Review count for day 12: 70Review total after day 12: 787
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
ReplyDeleteBlack credits on a white background. Provocative!
Wes Craven's SCREAM (1996, 4K UHD).
ReplyDeleteBilly, the Obi-Wan Kenobi of "Scream" universe.
OR
Principal Fonzie/Janitor Fred killers would've ruled!
OR
Who's pumped for 2026's 30th Anniversary? 😭
Damien Leone's TERRIFIER (2016, PEACOCK).
ReplyDeleteArt's antics SPLIT fanbase down the middle.
Pieces (1982)
ReplyDeleteThere's something incredibly nonchalant about this movie.
(I'm a bit behind)
ReplyDelete11. DEMONS OF THE MIND 1972 (Dir. Peter Sykes) Hammer's Ruling Class but more gothic horror
12. PHANTOM OF THE RUE MORGUE 1954 (Dir. Roy Del Ruth) Karl's ape is MALDEN all the ladies!
13. VISITING HOURS 1982 (Dir. Jean-Claude Lord) a) At County General, bedSIDE manner is IRON! b) Reporter wardrobe from Prince's Partyman music video!
Visiting Hours is great! With Canadian legends Ironside and Shatner.
DeleteStrong agree!
DeleteMacabre, Lamberto Bava, 1980
ReplyDeleteWhere else would you put a head?
From Beyond (1986 Dir. Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDeleteAt Barbara Crampton’s Mountainous Breasts of Madness
The Devil Doll (1936 Dir. Tod Browning)
ReplyDeleteEnd famine? Nah. Create tiny assassins guild
LOVE LIES BLEEDING (2024, Dir. Rose Glass)
ReplyDeleteHorny violent psychos are huge right now.
Sting (2024)
ReplyDeleteCreepiest part? The 7 hour tantric sex.
THE SLIME PEOPLE (1963)
ReplyDeleteImpressive rubber suit monsters. Everything else? Boring.
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteBiggest psychopath? The eager living room masturbator.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteOmri Katz does some Zippo Lighter overacting
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
ReplyDeleteTerrible editing ruins movie, hot dog chopping.
OR
Movie's only scary moment: Ben Affleck cameo.
OR
Climax: Dylan Walsh pinch hits for Pike.
Curse Of The Werewolf (1961)
ReplyDeleteBeggar learns etiquette lesson. Oliver Reed sweats
Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996, dir. S.S. Wilson)
ReplyDeleteProof everything would be better with Bacon.
Dr. Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971, dir. Roy Ward Baker)
ReplyDeleteSounds like a band older siblings love.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997, dir. Jim Gillespie)
ReplyDeletePhillippe went from Gellar to J.D. Harmeyer.
One Hour Photo (2002)
ReplyDeleteWould've lost job regardless. Digital cameras exist!
MISERY (1990)
ReplyDeleteWhy no merch of the penguin figurine?
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteThis makes me want Long John Silver's
Final Destination 3
ReplyDeleteLeave the Twin Towers out of this.
King on Screen (2022]
ReplyDeleteSo now I gotta rewatch thirty movies.
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992, dir. David Lynch)
ReplyDelete.rats reggib a eb dluohs esiW yaR
Lord of Illusions (1995)
ReplyDeleteHorror and Bakula like chocolate and burritos.
As Above, So Below (2014)
ReplyDeleteA tense game of cat and comb.
Great one!
DeleteLand of the Dead (2005)
ReplyDeleteZombies more compassionate than the rich. Tracks
Werewolf of London (1935)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein’s iconic MUA attempts Werewolf and fails.
Revenge (2017)
ReplyDeleteA dish best served high on peyote
Spider Baby (1967; Dir. Jack Hill)
ReplyDeleteScore jollyingly feels like a different movie.
Blood for Dracula (1974; Dir. Paul Morrissey)
First time I'm attracted to Udo Kier.
Rabid (1977; Dir. David Cronenberg)
Beware the hugger with a chompy armpit.
Night of the Demons (1988; Dir. Kevin Tenney)
Among most frustrating Final Girls and Boys.
WES CRAVEN PRESENTS: THEY (2002)
ReplyDeleteSupernatural demons better than dating Marc Blucas.
Jack Palance in Dracula (1974, dir. Dan Curtis)
ReplyDeleteVan Helsing, you're my number one guy.
Teen Wolf (1985)
ReplyDeleteStiles is like Spencer's Gifts: The Person
Black Zoo (1963)
ReplyDeleteBlack Zoo 2 Bobo’s Revenge
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteThere's an Uncle Frank in every family.
TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992)
ReplyDeleteMissing the “Just You And I” song.
The Dead Zone (1983)
ReplyDeleteWalken's limpin', exposin' Stillson, who's losin' sheen.
Tremors (1990)
ReplyDeleteGive us practical monsters like this again!
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)
ReplyDeleteThe Les Miserables of kink demon movies
BARBARIAN (2022)
ReplyDelete“Dude, wanna check out my VHS collection?”
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
ReplyDeleteJohnny Be Bad's all "Edward dies tonight"
Nightmare Beach (1989)
ReplyDeleteBikers, Breakers, Saxon’s Resume Shaker
I'm Just F'ing With You (2019) [The title is actually slightly different, but the seven word review I posted earlier just entirely vanished so I don't know if the curse word with an asterisk in it somehow tripped a filter or something.]
ReplyDeleteAvoid if you have obnoxious person allergies.
C.H.U.D. (1984)
ReplyDeleteScariest moment: Will street sweeper kill bird?
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteDancing naked in a cemetery is Trashy.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
ReplyDeleteMuch of Hellbound's just "Previously on Hellraiser..."
OR
Not how life's usually created with mattress.
OR
Kirsty has such exposition to show you.
Arcadian(2024 Dir. Bejamin Brewer)
ReplyDeleteNic versus the New Years Eve noisemakers
Or
real monsters were kids hormones all along
HAUNT (2019)
ReplyDeleteMovies today must have their own brand.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)
ReplyDeleteDr. Inappropriate and Mr. Rapey
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990)
ReplyDeleteAmick is on my adorability Mt. Rushmore
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
ReplyDeleteThe Devil’s Advocate stole this movie’s stinger.
Night of the Blood Beast (1958) dir. Bernard L. Kowalski
ReplyDeleteOne more hour I’m never getting back.
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteMurdered medium? No problem. Money's missing? RAAAAGE
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteMaster carpenter foolishly chooses career in showbiz.
I Confess (1953) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
ReplyDeleteHot Priest Murders sounds better than Priestploitation.
Stripped to Kill (1987)
ReplyDelete80s thrillers, now with 30% more taint-floss!
Would You Rather (2012)
ReplyDeleteUsually, Sasha Grey would get the shocker
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeletePizza looked delicious. Woulda done same thing.
OR
Yeah, but who won the baseball game?
OR
Brought a drill to a machete fight...
Tourist Trap (1979)
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't they give Woody a ride?
Werewolves Within (2021)
ReplyDeleteGet a load of AT&Teenwolf over here
Phantom of the Opera (1943)
ReplyDeleteClaude Rains is invisible man, lost here
Dracula and Son (1976)
ReplyDeleteLee's Dracula: From Bond to Austin Powers
Eyeball (1975)
ReplyDeleteIf you love Italian Horror say eye!
The Mummy’s Curse (1944)
ReplyDeleteThe Mummy lives off Tana leaves lattes.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteUnquestionably gotta be Carpenter’s best movie. Right?
Review count for day 12: 70
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 12: 787