Todd Phillips' JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX (2024, 70MM IMAX PRINT) for the first time.Tolerable ambitious failure... WHEN NOBODY'S F@%#&G SINGING!ORMore bridge burnings than "Dark Knight Rises."ORBrendan Gleeson's best singer? Joke's on us!
John Landis' INNOCENT BLOOD (1992, DVD).Robert Loggia chews up all of Pittsburgh. ORWho's innocent? Not French bloodsucker... or director.
BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON (2006, SCREAM FACTORY BLU-RAY).See how serial killer's sausage's made... entertaining.ORIf Kelly's a virgin I'm Hannibal Lecter.ORSMM's equivalent of a warm, cozy blanket.
Terrifier (2016)Most people don’t get Terrifier. It’s Art.
Beware the Black Widow (1968, dir. Larry Crane)A proto-slasher with proto-script, proto-acting, and proto-directing.Meshes of the Afternoon (1943, dir. Maya Deren & Alexander Hammid)I understood maybe 20% of the symbolism.
Jack-O (1995)Gratuitous Linnea Quigley shower scene? I Jack-O'd.
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Apt. 7A (2024)Retread lacks likable characters and Yamaha commercials.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)You know who didn't gaslight Rosemary? Satan.
AZRAEL (2024, Dir. E.L. Katz)When will blood learn to shut up?
Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)Glad Jason remembered to bring his bag.
Aliens (1986)Dear Newt, Please scream 75% less piercingly
Willow Creek 2013:I'd rather be watching Hot To Trot
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)Anyone here do blue flame and instillation?
MADS (2024):This is why I don’t do drugs.
Frankenstein (1931)Brain comparison scene explains modern political discourse.
Dracula (1931)75 minutes. Perfect for padding review counts..
Mad Love (1935 dir. Karl Freund)Love is mad in Peter Lorre's hands.
The Endless (2017)That endless 5 second time loop though...
Escape from Tomorrow (2013, dir. Randy Moore)I hope Disney won't sue me now.
DAGON (2001, Stuart Gordon)Most horrific thing here: early 2000s CGIorAre tentacles sexy? I have my doubts
LUST FOR A VAMPIRE (1971)Out of date style? Add more breasts.orKarnsteins return at the most inopportune moments
The Funhouse (1981)Tobe loves a sexually frustrated inbred softie
TERRIFIER (2015):I’m really glad you guys like this.
Halloween II (1981)Hospital seems ridiculously understaffed, all things considered.
It (2017)Do kids still say slaps? It slaps.
V/H/S/85 (2023) dirs. David Bruckner, Mike P. Nelson, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Natasha Kermani, & Scott DerricksonFeature film NO WAKE missing third act.
V/H/S/Beyond (2024) dir. Kate Siegel, Christian & Justin Long, Jordan Downey, Virat Pal, & Jay Cheel “Be kind” be damned. Don’t bother rewinding.
Prince of Darkness (1987)The secret of the ooze is Satan.
GINGER SNAPS BACK: THE BEGINNING (2004) What a strange adaptation of Twelfth Night.
Misery (1990)This is how I picture Film Twitter.
TERRIFIER 2 (2022):These aren't for me, and that's okay!
Alien Romulus (2024)Hola, soy Dora! Where is the Alien?
Salem’s Lot (2024)“And that’s why all the drive-ins closed”
Salem’s Lot (1979)We don’t see vampires named Kurt anymore
The Faculty (1998, dir. Robert Rodriguez)Features Chekhov's "guaranteed to jack you up."
The First Purge (2018)The First Purge > the first Purge.
The Fog (1980) There's an age gap of DiCaprio proportions.
Pumpkinhead (1988)Lance Henriksen avenges proto-Jerry Maguire kid.ORPumpkinhead spends most of movie dangling people.
House of Spoils 2024Hate to complain, but the rabbit’s overcooked.
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)With all those brains, Doctor so single-minded!
The Shining(1980 Dir Stanly Kubrick)Bad adaptation or not. One shouldn't Overlook.
The Mummy (1932)A billion dollar franchise started with this.
Evil Dead 2 (dir. Sam Raimi 1987)Is that Donald Duck in the basement?
Evil Dead Rise (dir. Lee Cronin 2023)This 3 vinyl concept album is life-altering.
High Tension (2003)Goes from incel to in a cell
Torso (1973)Who wears heels with a sprained ankle?
Trick or Treat (1986)Not BC Rich so shredding a Squire
Sting (2024; Dir. Kiah Roache-Turner)Arachnophobes: This movie is not for you.
C.H.U.D (1984)Daniel Stern looks like he smells bad
Evil Eye (1963)Bava: Never ever accept cigarettes from strangers!
House of Wax (1953)Vincent Price's 3rd Act reveal still terrifies.
Review count for day 15: 51Review total after day 15: 951
Todd Phillips' JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX (2024, 70MM IMAX PRINT) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteTolerable ambitious failure... WHEN NOBODY'S F@%#&G SINGING!
OR
More bridge burnings than "Dark Knight Rises."
OR
Brendan Gleeson's best singer? Joke's on us!
John Landis' INNOCENT BLOOD (1992, DVD).
ReplyDeleteRobert Loggia chews up all of Pittsburgh.
OR
Who's innocent? Not French bloodsucker... or director.
BEHIND THE MASK: THE RISE OF LESLIE VERNON (2006, SCREAM FACTORY BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteSee how serial killer's sausage's made... entertaining.
OR
If Kelly's a virgin I'm Hannibal Lecter.
OR
SMM's equivalent of a warm, cozy blanket.
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteMost people don’t get Terrifier. It’s Art.
Beware the Black Widow (1968, dir. Larry Crane)
ReplyDeleteA proto-slasher with proto-script, proto-acting, and proto-directing.
Meshes of the Afternoon (1943, dir. Maya Deren & Alexander Hammid)
I understood maybe 20% of the symbolism.
Jack-O (1995)
ReplyDeleteGratuitous Linnea Quigley shower scene? I Jack-O'd.
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ReplyDeleteApt. 7A (2024)
ReplyDeleteRetread lacks likable characters and Yamaha commercials.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
ReplyDeleteYou know who didn't gaslight Rosemary? Satan.
AZRAEL (2024, Dir. E.L. Katz)
ReplyDeleteWhen will blood learn to shut up?
Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteGlad Jason remembered to bring his bag.
Aliens (1986)
ReplyDeleteDear Newt, Please scream 75% less piercingly
Willow Creek 2013:
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be watching Hot To Trot
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteAnyone here do blue flame and instillation?
MADS (2024):
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don’t do drugs.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteBrain comparison scene explains modern political discourse.
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDelete75 minutes. Perfect for padding review counts..
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteMad Love (1935 dir. Karl Freund)
ReplyDeleteLove is mad in Peter Lorre's hands.
The Endless (2017)
ReplyDeleteThat endless 5 second time loop though...
Escape from Tomorrow (2013, dir. Randy Moore)
ReplyDeleteI hope Disney won't sue me now.
DAGON (2001, Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDeleteMost horrific thing here: early 2000s CGI
or
Are tentacles sexy? I have my doubts
LUST FOR A VAMPIRE (1971)
ReplyDeleteOut of date style? Add more breasts.
or
Karnsteins return at the most inopportune moments
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteTobe loves a sexually frustrated inbred softie
TERRIFIER (2015):
ReplyDeleteI’m really glad you guys like this.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteHospital seems ridiculously understaffed, all things considered.
It (2017)
ReplyDeleteDo kids still say slaps? It slaps.
V/H/S/85 (2023) dirs. David Bruckner, Mike P. Nelson, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Natasha Kermani, & Scott Derrickson
ReplyDeleteFeature film NO WAKE missing third act.
V/H/S/Beyond (2024)
ReplyDeletedir. Kate Siegel, Christian & Justin Long, Jordan Downey, Virat Pal, & Jay Cheel
“Be kind” be damned.
Don’t bother rewinding.
Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe secret of the ooze is Satan.
GINGER SNAPS BACK: THE BEGINNING (2004)
ReplyDeleteWhat a strange adaptation of Twelfth Night.
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteThis is how I picture Film Twitter.
TERRIFIER 2 (2022):
ReplyDeleteThese aren't for me, and that's okay!
Alien Romulus (2024)
ReplyDeleteHola, soy Dora! Where is the Alien?
Salem’s Lot (2024)
ReplyDelete“And that’s why all the drive-ins closed”
Salem’s Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteWe don’t see vampires named Kurt anymore
The Faculty (1998, dir. Robert Rodriguez)
ReplyDeleteFeatures Chekhov's "guaranteed to jack you up."
The First Purge (2018)
ReplyDeleteThe First Purge > the first Purge.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteThere's an age gap of DiCaprio proportions.
Pumpkinhead (1988)
ReplyDeleteLance Henriksen avenges proto-Jerry Maguire kid.
OR
Pumpkinhead spends most of movie dangling people.
House of Spoils 2024
ReplyDeleteHate to complain, but the rabbit’s overcooked.
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
ReplyDeleteWith all those brains, Doctor so single-minded!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Shining(1980 Dir Stanly Kubrick)
ReplyDeleteBad adaptation or not. One shouldn't Overlook.
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteA billion dollar franchise started with this.
Evil Dead 2 (dir. Sam Raimi 1987)
ReplyDeleteIs that Donald Duck in the basement?
Evil Dead Rise (dir. Lee Cronin 2023)
ReplyDeleteThis 3 vinyl concept album is life-altering.
High Tension (2003)
ReplyDeleteGoes from incel to in a cell
Torso (1973)
ReplyDeleteWho wears heels with a sprained ankle?
Trick or Treat (1986)
ReplyDeleteNot BC Rich so shredding a Squire
Sting (2024; Dir. Kiah Roache-Turner)
ReplyDeleteArachnophobes: This movie is not for you.
C.H.U.D (1984)
ReplyDeleteDaniel Stern looks like he smells bad
Evil Eye (1963)
ReplyDeleteBava: Never ever accept cigarettes from strangers!
House of Wax (1953)
ReplyDeleteVincent Price's 3rd Act reveal still terrifies.
Review count for day 15: 51
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 15: 951