Thursday, October 17, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 17

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  1. The Devil Bat (1940)
    After Shave/Bat Attack/Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

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  2. White Zombie (1932)
    Big ol’ wonderful Universal Studios garage sale.

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  3. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
    “Clay is dead… murdered… and someone’s responsible!”

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  4. The Cat and the Canary (1939)
    Terrifying melange of jambalaya and Bob Hope.

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  5. Smile, Parker Finn, 2022

    Well that answer's the Schrödinger's Cat theory

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  6. Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986, for... BLU-RAY).

    Trucks: "The South will rise again!" #IntergalacticMAGA

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    Orphaned-by-truck kid adopted by "hero," "road wench."

    OR

    I really care for... ehhh... mmm... nevermind.

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  7. Cobweb (2023)

    Good advice rarely delivered through glory holes

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    1. Thank you for making me almost spit take my coffee this morning, well done! haha

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  8. THE WEREWOLF VS. VAMPIRE WOMEN (1971) - Vinegar Syndrome release

    Seems the women always love Paul Naschy
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    Somehow people cannot avoid reviving the monster

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  9. THE HAUNTED PALACE (1963, dir. Roger Corman)

    Looks carry forward extremely well in Arkham
    or
    Vincent Price, bad or good, always captivating

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  10. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

    Beetlejuice back with crazy fam...Deetz Nuts!

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    1. (editors note: OMG...the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Pitch Meeting video just dropped on youtube 18m ago and he made the exact same "Deetz Nuts" joke! LOL!!)

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  11. Violated! (1973, dir. Albert Zugsmith)

    Rene Bond'll leave you shaken and stirred.

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  12. ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024, Dir. Fede Alvarez)

    Holm is where the artificial heart is.

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  13. Azrael (2024 - Dir. E. L. Katz)

    That’s what you get for being pro-life

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  14. THE FLY (1986)

    It's Cronenberg's world, we just decompose here.

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  15. Kill, Baby...Kill! (1966, dir. Mario Bava)

    Like a warm blanket on cold night.

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  16. Goosebumps (2015, dir. Rob Letterman)

    Like books, this is great gateway horror.

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  17. The Woman (2011)

    Best halving since Dewey Cox's little bro

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  18. The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)

    The nerve jangling horror of commedia del'arte.

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  19. Halloween II (2009)
    Jam and jelly...what IS the difference?

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  20. Vampyr (1932)

    The Citizen Kane of live burial movies

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  21. Hard Rock Zombies (1985) dir. Krishna Shah

    Rock videos interrupted by Hitler and zombies.

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  22. Terrifier (2016)

    I Saw a Naked Woman: Grossest Edition

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  23. It Follows (2014)

    Just trap it like Solomon Lane. Easy.

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  24. TALES FROM THE HOOD (1995)

    Was Wings Hauser born to play a**holes?
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    Clarence Williams should have had a show

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  25. It's Alive! (1969, dir. Larry Buchanan)

    Is it though? You sure about that?

    Alien Prey (1977, dir. Norman J. Warren)

    False advertising. Alien's the predator, not prey.

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  26. Brightburn (2019)

    First Roy got maced, then got lasered.

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  27. BAD MOON (1996):

    That dog's got a lot of moxie!

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  28. 1408 (2007)

    So, it's The Shining minus the budget?

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    1. The weird part is that in the movie, it's room 1408, but in the book, it's room 1388.

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  29. THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993) (At the theater!)

    I saw the melting guy in 3-D.

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  30. TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992):

    It is just so deeply, desperately sad.

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  31. Strange Darling (2023)
    It’s a true story, just like Fargo

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  32. THE NUN (2018)

    Sister Irene will have NUN of that!

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  33. You’re Next (2011 or more like 2013)

    Where’s the Erin meets Kevin McCallister movie?

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  34. Videodrome (1983)

    Cronenberg's toned-down take on TV execs.

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  35. The Invisible Man (1933)

    Griffin's Van Helsing? A random, elderly farmer.

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  36. THE NUN II (2023)

    Agatha Christie: “And then there were NUN.”

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  37. The Happening

    Do hot dogs get a bad rap?

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    1. Man, i need to rewatch the movie. That's the second joke about hot dogs somebody make and i don't remember anything about it from the movie. I only remember Wahlberg going 'What? Nooo!', which was my text ringtone for a while back then

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  38. The Fog (1980)

    Carpenter still working out his babysitter issues.

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  39. Scream (1996)

    Couple highschoolers are expert killers because... movies.

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  40. CHILD’S PLAY (1988)

    That giant breakfast looks good to me.

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  41. Happy Death Day (2017)

    To fix a jerk, kill her repeatedly.

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  42. Evil Ed (1995)

    Back then, Berberian Sound Studio was fun

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  43. Galaxy of Terror (1981)

    Never trust the old people in space

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  44. No One Will Save You (2023)

    Who needs friends with that kinda house?

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  45. The Invisible Man (1933)

    Naked man beats up cops... Vegas things

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  46. Raw (dir. Julia Ducourneau 2016)

    Wonder what she gets if they divorce…

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  47. Resident Evil(2002 Dir Paul WS Anderson)

    Master of unlocking terror Anderson is not

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  48. Snow Valley (2024; Dir. Brandon Murphy)

    Ghost story elements that amount to nothing.

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  49. TERRIFIER 3 (2024) dir. Damien Leone

    Black Christmas Christmas Evil Halloween 4 YES!

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  50. Review count for day 17: 50
    Review total after day 17: 1067

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