(editors note: OMG...the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Pitch Meeting video just dropped on youtube 18m ago and he made the exact same "Deetz Nuts" joke! LOL!!)
Man, i need to rewatch the movie. That's the second joke about hot dogs somebody make and i don't remember anything about it from the movie. I only remember Wahlberg going 'What? Nooo!', which was my text ringtone for a while back then
The Devil Bat (1940)
ReplyDeleteAfter Shave/Bat Attack/Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
White Zombie (1932)
ReplyDeleteBig ol’ wonderful Universal Studios garage sale.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
ReplyDelete“Clay is dead… murdered… and someone’s responsible!”
The Cat and the Canary (1939)
ReplyDeleteTerrifying melange of jambalaya and Bob Hope.
Smile, Parker Finn, 2022
ReplyDeleteWell that answer's the Schrödinger's Cat theory
Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986, for... BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteTrucks: "The South will rise again!" #IntergalacticMAGA
OR
Orphaned-by-truck kid adopted by "hero," "road wench."
OR
I really care for... ehhh... mmm... nevermind.
Cobweb (2023)
ReplyDeleteGood advice rarely delivered through glory holes
Thank you for making me almost spit take my coffee this morning, well done! haha
DeleteTHE WEREWOLF VS. VAMPIRE WOMEN (1971) - Vinegar Syndrome release
ReplyDeleteSeems the women always love Paul Naschy
or
Somehow people cannot avoid reviving the monster
THE HAUNTED PALACE (1963, dir. Roger Corman)
ReplyDeleteLooks carry forward extremely well in Arkham
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Vincent Price, bad or good, always captivating
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
ReplyDeleteBeetlejuice back with crazy fam...Deetz Nuts!
(editors note: OMG...the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Pitch Meeting video just dropped on youtube 18m ago and he made the exact same "Deetz Nuts" joke! LOL!!)
DeleteViolated! (1973, dir. Albert Zugsmith)
ReplyDeleteRene Bond'll leave you shaken and stirred.
ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024, Dir. Fede Alvarez)
ReplyDeleteHolm is where the artificial heart is.
Azrael (2024 - Dir. E. L. Katz)
ReplyDeleteThat’s what you get for being pro-life
THE FLY (1986)
ReplyDeleteIt's Cronenberg's world, we just decompose here.
Kill, Baby...Kill! (1966, dir. Mario Bava)
ReplyDeleteLike a warm blanket on cold night.
Goosebumps (2015, dir. Rob Letterman)
ReplyDeleteLike books, this is great gateway horror.
The Woman (2011)
ReplyDeleteBest halving since Dewey Cox's little bro
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)
ReplyDeleteThe nerve jangling horror of commedia del'arte.
Halloween II (2009)
ReplyDeleteJam and jelly...what IS the difference?
Vampyr (1932)
ReplyDeleteThe Citizen Kane of live burial movies
Hard Rock Zombies (1985) dir. Krishna Shah
ReplyDeleteRock videos interrupted by Hitler and zombies.
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteI Saw a Naked Woman: Grossest Edition
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteJust trap it like Solomon Lane. Easy.
TALES FROM THE HOOD (1995)
ReplyDeleteWas Wings Hauser born to play a**holes?
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Clarence Williams should have had a show
It's Alive! (1969, dir. Larry Buchanan)
ReplyDeleteIs it though? You sure about that?
Alien Prey (1977, dir. Norman J. Warren)
False advertising. Alien's the predator, not prey.
Brightburn (2019)
ReplyDeleteFirst Roy got maced, then got lasered.
BAD MOON (1996):
ReplyDeleteThat dog's got a lot of moxie!
1408 (2007)
ReplyDeleteSo, it's The Shining minus the budget?
The weird part is that in the movie, it's room 1408, but in the book, it's room 1388.
DeleteTHE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993) (At the theater!)
ReplyDeleteI saw the melting guy in 3-D.
TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992):
ReplyDeleteIt is just so deeply, desperately sad.
Strange Darling (2023)
ReplyDeleteIt’s a true story, just like Fargo
THE NUN (2018)
ReplyDeleteSister Irene will have NUN of that!
You’re Next (2011 or more like 2013)
ReplyDeleteWhere’s the Erin meets Kevin McCallister movie?
Videodrome (1983)
ReplyDeleteCronenberg's toned-down take on TV execs.
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteGriffin's Van Helsing? A random, elderly farmer.
THE NUN II (2023)
ReplyDeleteAgatha Christie: “And then there were NUN.”
The Happening
ReplyDeleteDo hot dogs get a bad rap?
Man, i need to rewatch the movie. That's the second joke about hot dogs somebody make and i don't remember anything about it from the movie. I only remember Wahlberg going 'What? Nooo!', which was my text ringtone for a while back then
DeleteThe Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteCarpenter still working out his babysitter issues.
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteCouple highschoolers are expert killers because... movies.
ReplyDeleteCHILD’S PLAY (1988)
That giant breakfast looks good to me.
Happy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeleteTo fix a jerk, kill her repeatedly.
Evil Ed (1995)
ReplyDeleteBack then, Berberian Sound Studio was fun
Galaxy of Terror (1981)
ReplyDeleteNever trust the old people in space
No One Will Save You (2023)
ReplyDeleteWho needs friends with that kinda house?
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteNaked man beats up cops... Vegas things
Raw (dir. Julia Ducourneau 2016)
ReplyDeleteWonder what she gets if they divorce…
Resident Evil(2002 Dir Paul WS Anderson)
ReplyDeleteMaster of unlocking terror Anderson is not
Snow Valley (2024; Dir. Brandon Murphy)
ReplyDeleteGhost story elements that amount to nothing.
TERRIFIER 3 (2024) dir. Damien Leone
ReplyDeleteBlack Christmas Christmas Evil Halloween 4 YES!
Review count for day 17: 50
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 17: 1067