Alien (1979 Dir. Ridley Scott)Literally ends with alien screaming in space.
Parker Finn's SMILE (2022, 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.Cinematography budget much higher than CGI fire's.ORMakes a great double bill with "Barbarian."
REVENGE OF THE LIVING DEAD GIRLS (1987)What is the story of this movie?
EATEN ALIVE (1976)His name is Buck. He wants to...orNeville Brand should never run a hotel.or Sickle slashing, people screaming, an alligator chomping
The Substance (2024)I think I could make it work!
The Thing (1982 4k)An absolutely PERFECT movie. Accept no imitations.
The First Power (1990)Just realized Lou Diamond Phillips kinda rules
Tom Atkins in Fred Dekker's NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986, BLU-RAY). Also streaming on Pluto, TUBI, etc.Bus driver had "Mad Max" in brain.ORRusty Griswald loses bestie, steals 'BRADSTER's' girl.ORUnderneath raincoat you know Atkins' "flashing" us.
THE FLY (1986, Dir. David Cronenberg)Gonna need a bigger bowl of soup.
The Baby (1973, dir. Ted Post)The baby's birthday/swinger party looks fun!
The Appointment (1982)What the hell did I just watch?
VHS: Beyond (2024)Not very scary… Just a 6ft turkey
Alien: Romulus (2024 Dir. Fede Alvarez)The alien is basically a strike breaker
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Everyone hates your haircut. "It's Vidal Sassoon."
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015, dir. Don Michael Paul)I'd want a paternity test too, Burt.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)The unbridled monster wants to be bridled.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)Wait, The Boiler Room has a restaurant?
The Fly 2:Re-casting Eric Stoltz wouldn't save this movie.
Terrifier 2 (2022 dir. Damien Leone)Slap deserved, but so is bitch comment.
The Fog (1980)Gonna start podcasting in Stevie Wayne voice
I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) I thought Sir Jaques was Mr. Melancholy.
BarbarianThis is why I stay at hotels.
Addams Family Values (1993, Dir. Barry Sonnenfeld)Why don’t they make’em like this anymore?
THE DEVIL’S WEDDING NIGHT (1973) Is this what that Nibelungen opera’s about?
Howling II : Your Sister Is A Werewolf (1985)Sybil Danning’s cans in 4K, ‘nuff said!
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Did dude really have a howling orgasm?
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Satanist or not, Ruth Gordon slays me.
The Monster Squad (1987 Dir Fred Dekker)1987. A great year for fun horror
The Menu (2022) Cheeseburger and fries is a Fiennes choice.
This review rules
I Saw The TV GlowIt’s just not my kind of bag.
The Stendhal Syndrome (1996)These people speak just the worst English.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Forgot beheaded fetus gag. Burton's going hard.
SCREAM 4 (2011) Imagine if intro was the whole movie.
Scream VI (2023)Better protagonists, worse villains, Papa Ghost Face.
Woman of the Hour (2024)That host needed to be stink palmed.
The Blob (1988)Sleepy town finally has something to do.ORMost impressive practical effect: Kevin Dillon's mullet.
PIN: A Plastic Nightmare (1988) dir. SandorbSternNever fuck angry, haunted, anatomically-correct dolls?
When a Stranger Calls (1975)So this is the original Ghost Ship
The Mutilator (1984)Why the pool? There's a whole ocean
Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992)His body is clearly guns not hammer
Friday the 13 part 2 (1981)Pamela may be mother, Ginny is mommy
The Amusement Park (1975)I'm 35 and already done with oustide
Night of the Creeps(1986 Dir Fred Dekker)Basically 'Science Fiction/Double Feature' The movie
Totally Killer (2023) dir. Nahnatchaka KhamSally Draper goes Back to the Slasher.
The Seventh Sign (1988)It's ambitious but also muddled and boring
Pumpkinhead (1988)Ancient mountain folklore in the...California hills.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)Pick a pet for the rugrat bitch!
Trick r Treat (2007) and dir. Michael DoughertyAlmost worth it to meet Anna Paquin.
Review count for day 18: 48Review total after day 18: 1115
Alien (1979 Dir. Ridley Scott)
ReplyDeleteLiterally ends with alien screaming in space.
Parker Finn's SMILE (2022, 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDeleteCinematography budget much higher than CGI fire's.
OR
Makes a great double bill with "Barbarian."
REVENGE OF THE LIVING DEAD GIRLS (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhat is the story of this movie?
EATEN ALIVE (1976)
ReplyDeleteHis name is Buck. He wants to...
or
Neville Brand should never run a hotel.
or
Sickle slashing, people screaming, an alligator chomping
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteI think I could make it work!
The Thing (1982 4k)
ReplyDeleteAn absolutely PERFECT movie. Accept no imitations.
The First Power (1990)
ReplyDeleteJust realized Lou Diamond Phillips kinda rules
Tom Atkins in Fred Dekker's NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986, BLU-RAY). Also streaming on Pluto, TUBI, etc.
ReplyDeleteBus driver had "Mad Max" in brain.
OR
Rusty Griswald loses bestie, steals 'BRADSTER's' girl.
OR
Underneath raincoat you know Atkins' "flashing" us.
THE FLY (1986, Dir. David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteGonna need a bigger bowl of soup.
The Baby (1973, dir. Ted Post)
ReplyDeleteThe baby's birthday/swinger party looks fun!
The Appointment (1982)
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did I just watch?
VHS: Beyond (2024)
ReplyDeleteNot very scary… Just a 6ft turkey
Alien: Romulus (2024 Dir. Fede Alvarez)
ReplyDeleteThe alien is basically a strike breaker
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
ReplyDeleteEveryone hates your haircut. "It's Vidal Sassoon."
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015, dir. Don Michael Paul)
ReplyDeleteI'd want a paternity test too, Burt.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)
ReplyDeleteThe unbridled monster wants to be bridled.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
ReplyDeleteWait, The Boiler Room has a restaurant?
The Fly 2:
ReplyDeleteRe-casting Eric Stoltz wouldn't save this movie.
Terrifier 2 (2022 dir. Damien Leone)
ReplyDeleteSlap deserved, but so is bitch comment.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteGonna start podcasting in Stevie Wayne voice
I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024)
ReplyDeleteI thought Sir Jaques was Mr. Melancholy.
Barbarian
ReplyDeleteThis is why I stay at hotels.
Addams Family Values (1993, Dir. Barry Sonnenfeld)
ReplyDeleteWhy don’t they make’em like this anymore?
THE DEVIL’S WEDDING NIGHT (1973)
ReplyDeleteIs this what that Nibelungen opera’s about?
Howling II : Your Sister Is A Werewolf (1985)
ReplyDeleteSybil Danning’s cans in 4K, ‘nuff said!
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteDid dude really have a howling orgasm?
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
ReplyDeleteSatanist or not, Ruth Gordon slays me.
The Monster Squad (1987 Dir Fred Dekker)
ReplyDelete1987. A great year for fun horror
The Menu (2022) Cheeseburger and fries is a Fiennes choice.
ReplyDeleteThis review rules
DeleteI Saw The TV Glow
ReplyDeleteIt’s just not my kind of bag.
The Stendhal Syndrome (1996)
ReplyDeleteThese people speak just the worst English.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteForgot beheaded fetus gag. Burton's going hard.
SCREAM 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteImagine if intro was the whole movie.
Scream VI (2023)
ReplyDeleteBetter protagonists, worse villains, Papa Ghost Face.
Woman of the Hour (2024)
ReplyDeleteThat host needed to be stink palmed.
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteSleepy town finally has something to do.
OR
Most impressive practical effect: Kevin Dillon's mullet.
PIN: A Plastic Nightmare (1988)
ReplyDeletedir. SandorbStern
Never fuck angry, haunted, anatomically-correct dolls?
When a Stranger Calls (1975)
ReplyDeleteSo this is the original Ghost Ship
The Mutilator (1984)
ReplyDeleteWhy the pool? There's a whole ocean
Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992)
ReplyDeleteHis body is clearly guns not hammer
Friday the 13 part 2 (1981)
ReplyDeletePamela may be mother, Ginny is mommy
The Amusement Park (1975)
ReplyDeleteI'm 35 and already done with oustide
Night of the Creeps(1986 Dir Fred Dekker)
ReplyDeleteBasically 'Science Fiction/Double Feature' The movie
Totally Killer (2023)
ReplyDeletedir. Nahnatchaka Kham
Sally Draper goes Back to the Slasher.
The Seventh Sign (1988)
ReplyDeleteIt's ambitious but also muddled and boring
Pumpkinhead (1988)
ReplyDeleteAncient mountain folklore in the...California hills.
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeletePick a pet for the rugrat bitch!
Trick r Treat (2007) and
ReplyDeletedir. Michael Dougherty
Almost worth it to meet Anna Paquin.
Review count for day 18: 48
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 18: 1115