25. OGROFF: MAD MUTILATOR 1983 (Dir. NG Mount) a) Ogroff can't stand French Defense, chops chessboard! b) Forget dummy drop, how about dummy chop?! c) Ogroff's axe is for pain AND pleasure.
26. THE AMBULANCE 1990 (Dir. Larry Cohen) a) Stan Lee was seriously 65 for decades. b) Marlena's possessed... now Victor Newman snatches diabetics!?!
27. RACE WITH THE DEVIL 1975 (Dir. Jack Starrett) Peter Fonda should avoid rednecks while vacationing.
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteCan’t wait for “New Show: Coming Soon”
Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
ReplyDeleteA Garth Marenghi book come to life
X (2020)
ReplyDeleteAlligator lake skinnydipping. What could go wrong?
Terror Train (1980)
ReplyDeleteCome on, ride the train, ride it
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteCrispin Glover gets laid after those moves?
The Babadook (2014)
ReplyDeleteSo, the dad got off real easy
The Spiral Staircase (1946)
ReplyDeleteWell-made, interesting proto slasher murder mystery
I love this movie!
DeleteWith its imagery and killer's motivation, The Spiral Staircase reminds me of the Italian giallo.
DeleteThe Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteBirth looks like it's back breaking work
The Wolf Man (1941, dir. George Waggner)
ReplyDeleteTalbot less #problematic when he's a werewolf.
The Vampire Lovers (1970, dir. Roy Ward Baker)
ReplyDeleteHad to censor myself for this one.
The Descent (2005, dir. Neil Marshall)
ReplyDeleteI can't breathe watching this fucking movie.
Oddity (2024)
ReplyDeletePsychic Sis woodn't forget sibling murder. Petrifying!
PEARL (2022)
ReplyDeleteMade me wish I was a scarecrow.
Haha
Delete25. OGROFF: MAD MUTILATOR 1983 (Dir. NG Mount)
ReplyDeletea) Ogroff can't stand French Defense, chops chessboard!
b) Forget dummy drop, how about dummy chop?!
c) Ogroff's axe is for pain AND pleasure.
26. THE AMBULANCE 1990 (Dir. Larry Cohen)
a) Stan Lee was seriously 65 for decades.
b) Marlena's possessed... now Victor Newman snatches diabetics!?!
27. RACE WITH THE DEVIL 1975 (Dir. Jack Starrett)
Peter Fonda should avoid rednecks while vacationing.
The Collector
ReplyDelete*Morgan Freeman Voice* He is a collector.
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteLove any movie featuring Chekhov's Bridge Jump.
It (2017): Lurking in the sewer; red flag hobby
ReplyDeleteSALEM’S LOT (2024)
ReplyDeleteVampires drink blood, but Mainers drink Moxie.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeletedir. Tom Savini
But this zombie flick goes to 11.
HAUNTEDWEEN (1991)
ReplyDeleteElm Street: Freddy.
This movie: Eddie.
Yeah…
Smile 2 (2024)
ReplyDeleteParker Finn makes jump scares great again
The Crazies (1973)
ReplyDeleteContagious disease movies are not my subgenre
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
ReplyDeleteThose mutants are entitled to substantial compensation.
V/H/S/BEYOND (2024, Dirs. Jay Cheel, Jordan Downey, Christian Long, Justin Long, Justin Martinez, Virat Pal, Kate Siegel)
ReplyDeleteTitle sounds like early commercial for DVD.
Hellboy The Crooked Man (2024)
ReplyDeleteHalf of Crank direct a great B-movie
Terrifier 3 (2024, dir. Damien Leone)
ReplyDeleteAlmost skipped to watch 007. Probably should've.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
ReplyDeleteCould have used a little more activity.
GHOSTWATCH (1992)
ReplyDeletedir. Lesley Manning
Boring BBC broadcast brings beelzebub to abode.
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteSosie Bacon looks a little fried, huh?
The Collection
ReplyDelete*Morgan Freeman Voice* He has a collection.
BEASTIES (1991)
ReplyDeleteBring back punk rockers as secondary antagonists.
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteThis review only needs one word: blub
Cat's Eye (1985)
ReplyDeleteThat cat is Rickman in Robin Hood.
Monolith (2022)
ReplyDeleteFilmmakers just can't stop dunking on podcasters.
New Life (2023)
ReplyDeleteI think that lab needed more security...
Strange Darling (2024)
ReplyDeleteY'all know this was shot on 35?
Dog Soldiers (2002)
ReplyDeleteSaturday night sleepover movie for the Lads.
I, Madman (1989)
ReplyDeleteThis is why I do not read.
Salem's Lot (2024)
ReplyDeleteThey turned it into a short story?
Coddo Lake (2024)
ReplyDeleteWhy is this in the horror section?
Friday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteThat Mrs. Voorhees must really work out.
ELVIRA’S HAUNTED HILLS (2002)
ReplyDeleteCritical reappraisal of this film… OMG, cleavage!!!
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteTom Savini's coming to remake you, Barbara!
Dario Argento's Trauma (1993)
ReplyDeleteMISLEADING TITLE! Dario isn't even in this.
The Exorcist (1973 Theatrical Cut 4K)
ReplyDeleteAll fun and games until someone pisses.
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteNew Year's was a mild GWAR show
Antlers (2021)
ReplyDeleteThe Oregon Coast: Winter isn't really wendigo.
Mayhem (2017)
ReplyDeleteSteven screws Samara. Slays CEO. Says sayonara
VFW (2019)
ReplyDeleteDrugs are bad, these geezers are badder
The Hunt (2020)
ReplyDeleteYou Betty believe the manor is swanky
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, stop asking women to smile more
Prom Night (1980)
ReplyDeleteIt’s still more fun than my prom
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteWell, this movie has fucked me up
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteStill convinced funhouse is sentient AND evil.
Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteRise of the Planet of the Bubs
The Prophecy (!995 Dir Gregory Widen)
ReplyDeleteGhostbusters 2 was right. Viggo is evil.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2014):
ReplyDeleteUnbelievably unnecessary, but damn Monica Bellucci tho
VEERANA (1988, Ramsay Brothers)
ReplyDeleteA witch takes possession, Indian craziness ensues
or
Indians like comedy, even in scary films
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteCreature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought the Mississippi was something.
Pearl (dir. Ti West 2022)
ReplyDeleteThe “I want song” but much stabbier.
Smile 2 (2024)
ReplyDeletePop star drinks water like a Voss
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteThanks Patrick for a great Smash Cut
Paranormal Activity (2007) dir. Oren Peli
ReplyDeleteNot saying Micha deserved it, but… yeah.
Review count for day 19: 65
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 19: 1180