Saturday, October 19, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 19

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  1. The Substance (2024)
    Can’t wait for “New Show: Coming Soon”

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  2. Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)

    A Garth Marenghi book come to life

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  3. X (2020)

    Alligator lake skinnydipping. What could go wrong?

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  4. Terror Train (1980)

    Come on, ride the train, ride it

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  5. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

    Crispin Glover gets laid after those moves?

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  6. The Babadook (2014)

    So, the dad got off real easy

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  7. The Spiral Staircase (1946)

    Well-made, interesting proto slasher murder mystery

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    1. With its imagery and killer's motivation, The Spiral Staircase reminds me of the Italian giallo.

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  8. The Substance (2024)

    Birth looks like it's back breaking work

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  9. The Wolf Man (1941, dir. George Waggner)

    Talbot less #problematic when he's a werewolf.

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  10. The Vampire Lovers (1970, dir. Roy Ward Baker)

    Had to censor myself for this one.

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  11. The Descent (2005, dir. Neil Marshall)

    I can't breathe watching this fucking movie.

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  12. Oddity (2024)

    Psychic Sis woodn't forget sibling murder. Petrifying!

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  13. PEARL (2022)

    Made me wish I was a scarecrow.

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  14. 25. OGROFF: MAD MUTILATOR 1983 (Dir. NG Mount)
    a) Ogroff can't stand French Defense, chops chessboard!
    b) Forget dummy drop, how about dummy chop?!
    c) Ogroff's axe is for pain AND pleasure.

    26. THE AMBULANCE 1990 (Dir. Larry Cohen)
    a) Stan Lee was seriously 65 for decades.
    b) Marlena's possessed... now Victor Newman snatches diabetics!?!

    27. RACE WITH THE DEVIL 1975 (Dir. Jack Starrett)
    Peter Fonda should avoid rednecks while vacationing.

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  15. The Collector

    *Morgan Freeman Voice* He is a collector.

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  16. The Blob (1988)

    Love any movie featuring Chekhov's Bridge Jump.

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  17. It (2017): Lurking in the sewer; red flag hobby

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  18. SALEM’S LOT (2024)

    Vampires drink blood, but Mainers drink Moxie.

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  19. Night of the Living Dead (1990)
    dir. Tom Savini

    But this zombie flick goes to 11.

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  20. HAUNTEDWEEN (1991)

    Elm Street: Freddy.
    This movie: Eddie.
    Yeah…

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  21. Smile 2 (2024)
    Parker Finn makes jump scares great again

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  22. The Crazies (1973)

    Contagious disease movies are not my subgenre

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  23. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

    Those mutants are entitled to substantial compensation.

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  24. V/H/S/BEYOND (2024, Dirs. Jay Cheel, Jordan Downey, Christian Long, Justin Long, Justin Martinez, Virat Pal, Kate Siegel)

    Title sounds like early commercial for DVD.

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  25. Hellboy The Crooked Man (2024)

    Half of Crank direct a great B-movie

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  26. Terrifier 3 (2024, dir. Damien Leone)

    Almost skipped to watch 007. Probably should've.

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  27. Paranormal Activity (2007)

    Could have used a little more activity.

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  28. GHOSTWATCH (1992)
    dir. Lesley Manning

    Boring BBC broadcast brings beelzebub to abode.

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  29. Smile (2022)

    Sosie Bacon looks a little fried, huh?

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  30. The Collection

    *Morgan Freeman Voice* He has a collection.

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  31. BEASTIES (1991)

    Bring back punk rockers as secondary antagonists.

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  32. The Blob (1988)

    This review only needs one word: blub

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  33. Cat's Eye (1985)

    That cat is Rickman in Robin Hood.

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  34. Monolith (2022)

    Filmmakers just can't stop dunking on podcasters.

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  35. New Life (2023)

    I think that lab needed more security...

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  36. Strange Darling (2024)
    Y'all know this was shot on 35?

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  37. Dog Soldiers (2002)

    Saturday night sleepover movie for the Lads.

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  38. I, Madman (1989)

    This is why I do not read.

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  39. Salem's Lot (2024)

    They turned it into a short story?

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  40. Coddo Lake (2024)

    Why is this in the horror section?

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  41. Friday the 13th (1980)

    That Mrs. Voorhees must really work out.

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  42. ELVIRA’S HAUNTED HILLS (2002)

    Critical reappraisal of this film… OMG, cleavage!!!

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  43. Night of the Living Dead (1990)

    Tom Savini's coming to remake you, Barbara!

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  44. Dario Argento's Trauma (1993)

    MISLEADING TITLE! Dario isn't even in this.

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  45. The Exorcist (1973 Theatrical Cut 4K)

    All fun and games until someone pisses.

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  46. The Substance (2024)

    New Year's was a mild GWAR show

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  47. Antlers (2021)

    The Oregon Coast: Winter isn't really wendigo.

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  48. Mayhem (2017)

    Steven screws Samara. Slays CEO. Says sayonara

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  49. VFW (2019)

    Drugs are bad, these geezers are badder

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  50. The Hunt (2020)

    You Betty believe the manor is swanky

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  51. Smile (2022)
    Seriously, stop asking women to smile more

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  52. Prom Night (1980)
    It’s still more fun than my prom

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  53. Doctor Sleep (2019)
    Well, this movie has fucked me up

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  54. The Funhouse (1981)

    Still convinced funhouse is sentient AND evil.

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  55. Day of the Dead (1985)

    Rise of the Planet of the Bubs

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  56. The Prophecy (!995 Dir Gregory Widen)

    Ghostbusters 2 was right. Viggo is evil.

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  57. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2014):

    Unbelievably unnecessary, but damn Monica Bellucci tho

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  58. VEERANA (1988, Ramsay Brothers)

    A witch takes possession, Indian craziness ensues
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    Indians like comedy, even in scary films

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  60. Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)

    And I thought the Mississippi was something.

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  61. Pearl (dir. Ti West 2022)

    The “I want song” but much stabbier.

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  62. Smile 2 (2024)

    Pop star drinks water like a Voss

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  63. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Thanks Patrick for a great Smash Cut

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  64. Paranormal Activity (2007) dir. Oren Peli

    Not saying Micha deserved it, but… yeah.

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  65. Review count for day 19: 65
    Review total after day 19: 1180

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