5. CASTLE OF BLOOD 1964 (Dir. Antonio Margheriti!) a) Poe him a glass of Steele reserve. b) Snoop supplied spliffs to use as torches!
6. DEATH RIDER AT THE HOUSE OF BLOOD 2021 (Dir. Glenn Danzig) a) Sands Sawa Roth Danzig! Story at eleven! b) Characters named by outlaw/vampire name generator!
Wes Craven's SCREAM 3 (2000, 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in 4K..
ReplyDeleteParker Posey boosts troubled sequel's rewatch prospects.
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WHO'S GHOSTFACE??!! Roger Corman? Bishop? The Tick?
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Heartfelt Harvey Weinstein commentary shout-out? Yikes! 💩
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) dir. John Harrison
ReplyDeleteGuess Trump was right about the cats
Bradley Cooper and Vinnie Jones in THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN (2008, SHOWTIME).
ReplyDeleteButcher looks like Batista/Liam Neeson clone.
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Whatever drugs Clive Barker's on, stay away!
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteAge appropriate hairpiece is very much appreciated
CREEP (2004, Dir. Christopher Smith)
ReplyDeleteSomehow makes Sean Harris seem less creepy.
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978)
ReplyDeleteWould alien audio be a… pod cast?
😳😱🤓
DeleteHellboy Guillermo del Toro 2004
ReplyDeleteEven for Hellboy. That's too much chilli
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1992)
ReplyDeleteINSPIRATIONAL: ELDERLY MAN CARRIES FILM ON BACK
The Black Cat (1934)
ReplyDeleteBefore Brangelina. Before Bennifer. There was… Karlosi
Speak No Evil (2024)
ReplyDeleteGirl loses stuffed rabbit, finds Straw Dogs
Halloween (1978, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteStill waiting for my one magic viewing.
King on Screen (2022, dir. Daphne Baiwir)
ReplyDeleteGreat talking heads, clips, even better subject.
The Addams Family (1991, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld)
ReplyDeleteDon't let family estrangements Fester like this.
The House and the End of Street (2012)
ReplyDeleteLocation and street actually don't really matter
Cat People (1942)
ReplyDeleteThe psychiatrist guy totally deserved it, though.
Hubie Halloween (2020)
ReplyDeleteCrushing on Julie Bowen’s risky these days.
Hush (2016)
ReplyDeleteTaking off the mask makes the movie.
Tim Burton's MARS ATTACKS! (1996, BLU-RAY). Also streaming on PLUTO.
ReplyDeleteAliens blew up congress? Vote TRUMP 2024!
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Grandma's crazy... or crazy like a fox?
FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991)
ReplyDeleteHold on, Lisa Zane's wearing a skirt.
OMG
DeleteResident Evil (2002, dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)
ReplyDeleteor 2002: A CGI and Nu-Metal Odyssey
Ouija (2014)
ReplyDeleteSpirits, show one entertaining scene.
Planchette: disintegrates
IMMACULATE (2024)
ReplyDeleteAnd Benedetta thought she had it bad.
Abigail (2024)
ReplyDelete"Tiger mom" Amy Chua would love this!
The Stepfather (1987)
ReplyDeleteHenry: Portrait of a Serial Trump Voter
Land of the Dead (2005)
ReplyDeleteRomeros 4th in trilogy. Eat the rich!
The Invisible Man (1933, dir. James Whale)
ReplyDeleteClaude Rains pours himself into this role.
The Love Witch (2016) dir. Anna Biller
ReplyDeleteLucky lads love lusty lass to death.
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John Water’s Red Shoes Diaries missing Duchovny.
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteLong before Wolf Man's murder-hobo era (era).
Hush (2016, dir. Mike Flanagan)
ReplyDeleteKate Siegel should be the biggest star.
Frankenstein's Army (2013)
ReplyDeleteIs he related to Drinkenstein from Rhinestone?
Species 2 (1998)
ReplyDeleteJames Cromwell deepthroat, aliens fucking, movie's horny.
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
ReplyDeleteFeel robbed of Freddy gremlin at start.
Ouija: Origin Of Evil (2016)
ReplyDeleteSpirit, save this franchise.
Planchette: S-E-N-D F-L-A-N-A-G-A-N
Immaculate (2024) - Post nun life off to rocky start
ReplyDeleteMisery (1990)
ReplyDeleteGuess Annie wasn't her favorite writer's TYPE.
She-Wolf of London (1946)
ReplyDeleteThe werewolf makeup budget was zero dollars
Saw (2004)
ReplyDelete"Cut off your foot." "As you wish."
This better get read on a podcast!
DeleteSeconded. This is genius.
DeleteEscape Room (2019, dir. Adam Robitel)
ReplyDeleteExperience the John Kramer theme park ride
Wishmaster
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't anyone wish for more wishes?
Freaky
ReplyDeleteIf you're reading this, we've swapped bodies.
Puppet Master: Doktor Death (2022)
ReplyDeletePatrick was right. Don't watch Puppet Master.
World War Z (2013)
ReplyDeleteBook: Fascinating psychological geopolitical study
Movie: TEEFTH
April Fool's Day (1986)
ReplyDeleteWould never talk to these people again.
Longlegs (2024)
ReplyDeleteSomeone should've patented those satanic voodoo dolls.
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteVietnam, parenthood, haunted house all seem...bad.
Strangers Chapter 1(2024 Dir Renny Harlin)
ReplyDeleteWorst thing Rennys done since Geena's assistant
Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971)
ReplyDeleteSexy, sinister sister seductively seduces sleazy suitors.
House on Haunted Hill, William Castle, 1959
ReplyDeleteWhen angry foreplay gets out of hand
Re-Animator (1985):
ReplyDeleteGet ahead with Miskatonic University's doctorate program!
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely my favorite Edward Cullen origin story.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteExpedia review: nice rooms, murdery. Two stars
Oddity (2024)
ReplyDeleteBlind twin sister gives weird gifts. . . . . Ding!
Unfriended (2014)
ReplyDeleteBedroom blenders are always a bad idea.
In a Violent Nature (2024)
ReplyDeleteStalking, stalking, stalking, more stalking, oh crap!
MONSTROSITY (1963)
ReplyDeleteDirector just wanted to see girls’ underclothes.
The Boogeyman (2023)
ReplyDeleteFrankly shocked how much I enjoyed this
B'TWIXT NOW AND SUNRISE (2011):
ReplyDeleteHey Uncle Francis! Whatcha doing there, buddy?
The Ward (2010, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteStill can't find John Carpenter's fingerprints anywhere.
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ReplyDeleteEight Eyes (2024)
ReplyDeleteMore "foreign couple makes increasingly stupid decisions"
Oculus (2013)
ReplyDeleteEvil mirror fucks with Starbuck and Nebula
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 Dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteSo much fun. I can't take it
Revenge of the Dead aka Night of the Ghouls (1959)
ReplyDeleteEd Wood movie incoherent? Color me surprised.
Zombie Town (2023)
ReplyDeleteWanna bet Dan Aykroyd considered this non-fiction?
CRAWL (2019)
ReplyDeleteHere's why Florida homes don't have basements.
Psycho (1960) | Psycho II (1983)
ReplyDeleteNorman killed for mother’s love Tilly couldn’t.
1974 Texas Chain Saw Massacre
ReplyDeleteStill scares the begeezuz out of me.
Mayhem 2017
ReplyDeleteWeaving? Yeun? Red eye virus? Yes please.
In a Violent Nature 2024
ReplyDeleteSo did he WALK across the lake?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986 Dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteSo good it makes my banana ache
Hostel: Part II (2007)
ReplyDeleteEli Roth’s most transgressive movie till Borderlands.
The Changeling (1980 Dir. Peter Medak)
ReplyDeleteAlive or dead, kids always throwing tantrums.
A Quiet Place: Day One (2024 Dir. Michael Sarnovski)
ReplyDeleteFrodo: Mmm, anxiety steeped in Subway water.
Maniac Cop (1988)
ReplyDelete-Everyone's a maniac cop on Saint Paddy's!
The Howling (1981)
ReplyDeleteWhere watching porn leads to hairy palms.
1408 (2007)
ReplyDeleteRoom's haunted, but pretty good wi-fi connection.
Slotherhouse (2023)
ReplyDeleteMostly mediocre. But I NEED that puppet!
4. HOWLING 2: STIRBA WEREWOLF BITCH 1985 (Dir. Philippe Mora) a) Sybil does her impression of a chestburster! b) Dang, that werewolf ménage still going on!
ReplyDelete5. CASTLE OF BLOOD 1964 (Dir. Antonio Margheriti!) a) Poe him a glass of Steele reserve. b) Snoop supplied spliffs to use as torches!
6. DEATH RIDER AT THE HOUSE OF BLOOD 2021 (Dir. Glenn Danzig) a) Sands Sawa Roth Danzig! Story at eleven! b) Characters named by outlaw/vampire name generator!
It was actually in the house of vampires but idgaf, dreadfully paced film
DeleteTexas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteSpent screening imagining smell in that house.
The Night of the Hunter (1955)
ReplyDeleteHarry Powell couldn't do the right thing
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteBlack JFK much better than RFK jr
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
ReplyDeleteDon't blink, you might miss a batman
The House by the Cemetery (1981)
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with that bat, man?
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteFemale empowerment sponsored by the male gaze
Corpse Bride (2005)
ReplyDelete77 minutes felt like it was 90.
I did like it though.
Review count for day 2: 88
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 2: 149
Immaculate (2024)
ReplyDelete(Spoilery)
A rocky start for the new Messiah.
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ReplyDeleteLonglegs (2024)
ReplyDeleteNever open presents from a church nurse