Monday, October 21, 2024

2024 Scary Movie Challenge Day 21

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  1. André Øvredal's THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER (2023, SHOWTIME).

    Best part: Liam Cunningham's 'Captain's Log' narration.

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    Love dogs? Children? STAY AWAY FROM THIS!

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    Predictable supernatural slasher that's classy as f%#*.

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  2. Rick Rosenthal's HALLOWEEN II (1981, SCREAM! FACTORY 4K UHD).

    Baby mob took 40 years to de-evolve.

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    Ben Tramer's combustible personality got him "fired."

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    Michael Myers, greatest slasher... of hospital tires.

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  3. Osgood Perkins' LONGLEGS (2024, 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.

    Nic Cage simultaneously ruins/lifts dodgy narrative.

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    Imagine Clarice Sterling letting Catherine Martin die.

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    Scariest tune: "Price Is Right" theme song.

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  4. Smile 2, Parker Finn, 2024

    Sponsored by downing many bottles of Voss

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  5. George A. Romero's NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968, CRITERION 4K UHD).

    Barbara, catatonic blueprint for zombie apocalypse Karens.

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    Anticipating ending better than the actual ending.

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  6. Needful Things Extended Edition (1993 Dir. Fraser Clarke Heston)

    Henceforth known as the Lisa Blount edition

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  7. Bad Moon (1996)

    Now wishing ‘Homeward Bound’ had more werewolves

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  8. Road Games

    {tune} "I met a killer Down Underrrrrrr"

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  9. Terrifier (2016)

    What if Freddy Krueger was a mime?

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  10. IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE (2024, Dir. Greg Jardin)

    Point is, we're all interchangeable, insufferable dickbags.

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  11. Seven (1995)

    John Doe would be true crime darling.

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  13. Billy the Kid and the Green Blaze Vampire (1985) dir. Alan Clarke

    ‪Extremely esoteric. Artistically ambitious. Bored beyond belief. ‬

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  14. The Lords of Salem (2012)

    Sherri Moon moons Man in the Moon

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  15. Hush. (2016 dir. Mike Flanagan)

    To do list: move breaker box inside.

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  16. The relic (1997)

    The audiobook was brighter than the film.

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  19. Under The Skin (2013, Jonathon Glazer)

    Adam Pearson debut overshadowed by nude Johansson

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  20. Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004)

    The Bad Seed meets Wolf Girl, Interrupted

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  21. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    Waiting for someone to Lover's Vow me

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  22. Ghost Ship (2002)

    It's The Shining but on a boat?

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  23. Uzumaki (2000)

    It's Japanese, you have to watch backwards

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  24. You're Next (2011, dir. Adam Wingard)

    I found the magic: it's Barbara Crampton.

    The Substance (2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat)

    Everyone should worship Moore. She's a Demi-god.

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  25. Woman of the Hour (2024)

    Listen to women. Listen to women. Listentowomen.

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  26. Woman of the Hour (2024)

    Dating Game - major source of 70's creeps.

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  27. THE BODY SHOP a.k.a. DR. GORE (1972)

    Did this movie just invent Jiffy Pop?

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  28. Mirrors (2008)

    We've failed Paula Patton and Amy Smart

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  29. Race With The Devil (1975)

    Don’t steal reference books from the library.

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  30. Alien Romulus (2024)

    The android inexplicably has the MOST personality

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  31. All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

    Just like Clarabell, Art says “Goodbye, kids.”

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  32. In a Violent Nature (2024)

    Jason Voorhees, a day in the life.

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  33. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) My hidden dream power is Larry Fishburne!

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  34. TERRIFIER 2 (2022)

    It’s funny, but not “ha ha” funny…

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  35. THE CONJURING 3: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT (2021)

    You’d think their relationship would be stressful.

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  36. Ready or Not (2019)

    Chekhov's elephant gun leaves balls firmly blue.

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  37. Late Night With The Devil (dir. Cameron and Colin Cairnes 2023)

    Ever wonder if demons thought about exfoliating?

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  38. The Devil's Rejects (2005)

    Otis grew a beard, literal and trope

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  39. Silver Bullet (1985)

    Was it good? The eyes have it

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  40. The Bat (1959)

    Bat man bats man throws bats, man

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  41. A Bucket of Blood (1959)

    What's more confusing the title or poster?

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  42. Carved(2024 Dir Justin Harding)

    Linus was lucky the Great Pumpkin no-showed

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  43. Carved (2024)

    Barely a movie but has some charm.

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