28. GHOST OF DRAGSTRIP HOLLOW 1959 (Dir. William P Hole Jr) a) Real ghost, "She-Creature", scene chewing parrot. b) Fun hangout film to supplement October's onslaught.
29. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 1984 (Dir. Wes Craven) 4K SSSSSCCRRRTTTT induces NoES6/Carlos-level earache.
30. TIGERS ARE NOT AFRAID 2017 (Dir. Issa López) City of God's Devil's Backbone: The Orphanage
31. AMSTERDAMNED 1988 (Dir. Dick Maas) Scuba killer gets canals, cops get breakfast!
Parker Finn's SMILE 2 (2024, AMC DOLBY CINEMA) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteReverse "NOES": victim never sleeps, always daydreaming.
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Movie already profitable from Voss Water sponsorship.
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Skye Riley's no Lady Raven. [mic drop]
Tobe Hooper's SALEM'S LOT (1979, MAX).
ReplyDelete"Fright Night" without sense of humor/self-awareness.
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Fred Willard's red undies? Creepier than Barlow.
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Young Mark: accurate depiction of JB's upbringing.
Michael Moriarty in Larry Cohen's A RETURN TO SALEM'S LOT (1987, MAX) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteAs goofy/amusing as prequel's moody/somber.
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Samuel Fuller's a Nazi-hunting Holocaust survivor? #BeStillMyHeart
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Father/son conflict gets deep, surprisingly heartfelt.
['Patrick's Boy'] Dwight H. Little's HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988, SCREAM! FACTORY 4K UHD).
ReplyDelete[In "Deadpool's" voice]
'Dwight's no boy! Come on, he's 68!'
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No, seriously. HOW THE HELL'S HE DRIVING??!!
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Danielle Harris: Tatum O'Neal of horror cinema.
LUST FOR DRACULA (2004)
ReplyDeleteJust what Bram Stoker intended. (Actually, though…)
28. GHOST OF DRAGSTRIP HOLLOW 1959 (Dir. William P Hole Jr)
ReplyDeletea) Real ghost, "She-Creature", scene chewing parrot.
b) Fun hangout film to supplement October's onslaught.
29. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 1984 (Dir. Wes Craven)
4K SSSSSCCRRRTTTT induces NoES6/Carlos-level earache.
30. TIGERS ARE NOT AFRAID 2017 (Dir. Issa López)
City of God's Devil's Backbone: The Orphanage
31. AMSTERDAMNED 1988 (Dir. Dick Maas)
Scuba killer gets canals, cops get breakfast!
Under Wraps (1997)
ReplyDeleteThe best Disney Channel Original Halloween movie.
MadS (2024)
ReplyDeleteParisian drug-trip-rage-virus. French Fried.
Mandy (2018)
ReplyDeleteUnjust world. Cheddar Goblin isn't real product.
Your Monster (2024)
ReplyDeleteDelightful -- Freud Meets ABC Afterschool Special, SINGING!
GRAVE TORTURE (2024, Dir. Joko Anwar)
ReplyDeleteGrandma faced off with a washing machine.
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteThe way TV's "Lost" should have ended.
SMILE (2022)
ReplyDeleteMadame Web’s birthday party was more awkward.
Lost Highway (1997, dir. David Lynch)
ReplyDeleteTwo Patricia Arquettes are better than one.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985, dir. Danny Steinmann)
Vi's dance moves are my spirit animal.
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ReplyDeleteTHE DEVIL'S BATH (2024):
ReplyDeleteFrankly, everyone in this needs a bath.
John Carpenter’s Vampires
ReplyDeletePoor Laura Palmer. It is happening again.
Black Sabbath (1963) dir. Mario Bava
ReplyDeleteAlmost worth watching for the ending... almost.
Dracula’s Daughter (1936)
ReplyDeleteA Lesbian? I thought she was Transylvanian!
Mother! (2017)
ReplyDeleteI'll never understand why man chooses destruction.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteA father and son bond over science.
Ginger Snaps (2000)
ReplyDeleteCanadian Hot Topic teens coming of age.
It Chapter 1
ReplyDeleteI’m not afraid of clowns. Anyone else?
It Chapter 2
ReplyDeleteBen, can you be my personal trainer?
Friday The 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteThis seems like an exhibitionist’s worst nightmare.
The Host (2006)
ReplyDeleteInsert snarky comment about government & viruses.
Maxxxine (2024)
ReplyDeleteMia wins Sixxx Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Slither (2006)
ReplyDeleteNever poke a meteorite with a stick.
Terrifier 2 (2022)
ReplyDeleteArt’s victims die slow but explode easy.
Strange Darling (2024)
ReplyDeleteA full butter stick to make eggs!?!
Woman of the Hour (2024, dir. Anna Kendrick)
ReplyDeleteBachelor number three giving major Ramses vibes.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteBig cats or a small trolley car?
LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023)
ReplyDeleteDo Hulu commercials break or enhance immersion?
The Exorcist III (1990)
ReplyDeleteKarp and Karras keep Kinderman konsistently kholeric.
The Fly 2(1989 Dir Chris Walas)
ReplyDeleteGarris' script remembers gore. Forgot the heart.
Son of Dracula (1943)
ReplyDeleteSomething so undignified about Drac riding shotgun.
Underworld, Len Wiseman, 2003
ReplyDeleteIn 2003 the blue tint, soooooo Gothic
Pulse, Kiyoshi Kurosawa, 2001
ReplyDeleteThe ghosts are still haunting the internet
Psycho II (1983)
ReplyDeleteA good film, frustratingly close to greatness.
The Last House on the Left (1972)
ReplyDeletePuttin her money where her mouth is
The Hitcher (1986)
ReplyDeleteDownpour to dust storm, heavy drinking meteorologists
Munchies (1987)
ReplyDeleteSpark up; lil munchies are gettin stoned
The Cube (dir. Vincenzo Natali 1998)
ReplyDeleteStargate Atlantis gets stuck in Rubix Cube.
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DeleteNightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteJohnny Deep’s bed whacks the fucker.
Smile 2 (2024; Parker Finn)
ReplyDeleteI don’t understand these movies’ hodgepodge rules.
Review count for day 22: 48
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 22: 1324