Elisabeth Shue and Terence Stamp in LINK: AN EXPERIMENT IN TERROR (1986, KINO CULT 4K UHD) for the first time.Zod orders super-strong ape to kneel. Fails.ORJerry Goldsmith finishes what "Gremlins" score started.ORElisabeth Shue nudity? That explains "Link's Awakening."
Jean Rollin's THE NUDE VAMPIRE (1970, INDICATOR 4K UHD) for the first time.Bourgeoisie businessmen. Suicide cultists. Vampire protectors. French.ORRollin's artsy freak flag flies highest. #HowsThatEvenRemotelyPossible?OR"Eyes Wide Shut": loose remake. Both incomprehensible.
Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF (2007, BLU-RAY).1.1-per-cent graphic violence. 98.9-per-cent QT cutting loose.ORZoë Bell's career should've exploded. She's amazing!ORStuntman Mike: "OUATIH's" Randy Miller? Fingers crossed!
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024, dir. Tim Burton)Monica Bellucci, Monica Bellucci, Monica Bellucci ... Damn
SHOCKER (1989, Dir. Wes Craven)Everyone has a little Pileggi in them.
The Comedy of Terrors (1963)Rathbone and Karloff running gags are funny
32. ALIEN FACTOR 1978 (Dir. Don Dohler)Chewing glasses' arms increases your contemplativeness exponentially!33. NIGHTBEAST 1982 (Dir. Don Dohler)a) Find a better $14,000 movie, I'll wait...b) Nightbeast stole Sonny Crockett's wardrobe pre-movie
Woman of the Hour (2024)Rodney: Dating Profile of a Serial Killer
SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004) These seven words have red on them.
30 Days of Night (2007 dir. David Slade)Love Danny Huston's "No God" moment.
House (1977)Japanese quirky teen horror meets Evil Dead
Fright Night (2011)Decent remake kinda wrecked by pathetic CGI
SCREAM (2022) How often has Woodsboro Hospital been sued?
The Conjuring (2013) dir. James WanWhy doesn’t anyone turn on goddamned lights?!
The Keep(1983 Dir Michael Mann)The Radu Molasar? Huge Dead Kennedys fan
I'm a big fan of The Keep. Too bad i only know me and my friend who likes it
Its one I always want to like but it just misses. Unpopular opinion: Tangerine Dreams score is a great piece of music but takes me out of the movie.
The Hitcher (1986, dir. Robert Harmon)Rutger just wants to C. Thomas How(el)l.The Hitcher (2007, dir. Dave Meyers)What if The Hitcher, but super noughties?
Leviathan (1989)Hey, let's watch "The Thing" but wet.
Frankenstein (1931)“Dat booty was taken from a flatulist” Longlegs (2024) Some classic T-Rex. Little arms, long legs.
Oculus (2013)An evil mirror. No, seriously. A mirror.
HAUNTED MANSION (2023) Coming soon, Giant Turkey Legs: The Movie!
Halloween (1978)Monumental - they named a holiday after it!
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)A crime it's not on 4k disc
Hear hear. 🥺👿
The Whip And The Body (1963)Mario Bava’s 50 Shades Of Christopher Lee.
Halloween 4 (1988)Jamie's classmates deserve Art the Clown presents
WOMAN OF THE HOUR (2024) Can’t wait for the Match Game thriller.
Alien Resurrection (1997)Brad Dourif finds true calling: goopy doula.ORFlush away (ALL) the weight in seconds!
Happy Death DayI died repeatedly while writing this review.
There’s Someone Inside Your HouseI hate hate hate hate digital blood.
MALIGNANT (2021) “It’s all in my head!” No kidding.
The Woman (2011)Dad makes Tiger King look pretty boring.(also, this movie is pretty awesome--my favorite non-rewatch of SMM so far)
Definitely a favorite of mine
Saw (2004)Shit, but twenty years later? CLASSIC shit.
Curse of the Demon (1957)As fun as Dana Andrews is not
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Leatherface, you've got it set on whore
Chopping Mall (1986)Barbara Crampton is hot. really really hot
Evil Dead Rise (2022)These demons are just flat out rude.
Salems Lot (2024 Dir Gary Dauberman)Soul-less adaptation adds nothing subtracts too much.
Psycho (1960)Is Psycho a Christmas movie?…Naughty Hitchcock 🎅🏻
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Irene and Bob go Vasquez and Gorman.
The Thing (2011)I enjoy this thing, apparently I shouldn't
Spirits of the Dead (1968; Dirs. Roger Vadim, Louis Malle and Federico FelliniGorgeous people do grotesque things in trilogy.
THE TORTURE CHAMBER OF DR. SADISM (1967)Lee shows up... at beginning and conclusionorThis castle has so many surprise doors
THE WITCHMAKER (1969)Warlocks find spacious caverns in Louisiana swamps
DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE (1968)He was not exactly in a graveorVampirism is symbolically sexual? Had no idea
ACACIA (2003)The happy adoption story turned horror story
SUDDENLY IN THE DARK (1981)Jealousy is a terrifying monster for Koreans
TRAIN TO BUSAN (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-hoCould have used a Monkees theme song.
Take the last train to BusanAnd I’ll eat you at the station…
INQUISITION (1976, dir. Paul Naschy)You are guilty, regardless of the truthorLove will kill, sometimes in unexpected ways.
Review count for day 23: 50Review total after day 23: 1374
Elisabeth Shue and Terence Stamp in LINK: AN EXPERIMENT IN TERROR (1986, KINO CULT 4K UHD) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteZod orders super-strong ape to kneel. Fails.
OR
Jerry Goldsmith finishes what "Gremlins" score started.
OR
Elisabeth Shue nudity? That explains "Link's Awakening."
Jean Rollin's THE NUDE VAMPIRE (1970, INDICATOR 4K UHD) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteBourgeoisie businessmen. Suicide cultists. Vampire protectors. French.
OR
Rollin's artsy freak flag flies highest. #HowsThatEvenRemotelyPossible?
OR
"Eyes Wide Shut": loose remake. Both incomprehensible.
Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF (2007, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDelete1.1-per-cent graphic violence. 98.9-per-cent QT cutting loose.
OR
Zoë Bell's career should've exploded. She's amazing!
OR
Stuntman Mike: "OUATIH's" Randy Miller? Fingers crossed!
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024, dir. Tim Burton)
ReplyDeleteMonica Bellucci, Monica Bellucci, Monica Bellucci ... Damn
SHOCKER (1989, Dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteEveryone has a little Pileggi in them.
The Comedy of Terrors (1963)
ReplyDeleteRathbone and Karloff running gags are funny
32. ALIEN FACTOR 1978 (Dir. Don Dohler)
ReplyDeleteChewing glasses' arms increases your contemplativeness exponentially!
33. NIGHTBEAST 1982 (Dir. Don Dohler)
a) Find a better $14,000 movie, I'll wait...
b) Nightbeast stole Sonny Crockett's wardrobe pre-movie
Woman of the Hour (2024)
ReplyDeleteRodney: Dating Profile of a Serial Killer
SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004)
ReplyDeleteThese seven words have red on them.
30 Days of Night (2007 dir. David Slade)
ReplyDeleteLove Danny Huston's "No God" moment.
House (1977)
ReplyDeleteJapanese quirky teen horror meets Evil Dead
Fright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteDecent remake kinda wrecked by pathetic CGI
SCREAM (2022)
ReplyDeleteHow often has Woodsboro Hospital been sued?
The Conjuring (2013) dir. James Wan
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn’t anyone turn on goddamned lights?!
The Keep(1983 Dir Michael Mann)
ReplyDeleteThe Radu Molasar? Huge Dead Kennedys fan
I'm a big fan of The Keep. Too bad i only know me and my friend who likes it
DeleteIts one I always want to like but it just misses. Unpopular opinion: Tangerine Dreams score is a great piece of music but takes me out of the movie.
DeleteThe Hitcher (1986, dir. Robert Harmon)
ReplyDeleteRutger just wants to C. Thomas How(el)l.
The Hitcher (2007, dir. Dave Meyers)
What if The Hitcher, but super noughties?
Leviathan (1989)
ReplyDeleteHey, let's watch "The Thing" but wet.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDelete“Dat booty was taken from a flatulist”
Longlegs (2024)
Some classic T-Rex. Little arms, long legs.
Oculus (2013)
ReplyDeleteAn evil mirror. No, seriously. A mirror.
HAUNTED MANSION (2023)
ReplyDeleteComing soon, Giant Turkey Legs: The Movie!
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteMonumental - they named a holiday after it!
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
ReplyDeleteA crime it's not on 4k disc
Hear hear. 🥺👿
DeleteThe Whip And The Body (1963)
ReplyDeleteMario Bava’s 50 Shades Of Christopher Lee.
Halloween 4 (1988)
ReplyDeleteJamie's classmates deserve Art the Clown presents
WOMAN OF THE HOUR (2024)
ReplyDeleteCan’t wait for the Match Game thriller.
Alien Resurrection (1997)
ReplyDeleteBrad Dourif finds true calling: goopy doula.
OR
Flush away (ALL) the weight in seconds!
Happy Death Day
ReplyDeleteI died repeatedly while writing this review.
There’s Someone Inside Your House
ReplyDeleteI hate hate hate hate digital blood.
MALIGNANT (2021)
ReplyDelete“It’s all in my head!” No kidding.
The Woman (2011)
ReplyDeleteDad makes Tiger King look pretty boring.
(also, this movie is pretty awesome--my favorite non-rewatch of SMM so far)
Definitely a favorite of mine
DeleteSaw (2004)
ReplyDeleteShit, but twenty years later? CLASSIC shit.
Curse of the Demon (1957)
ReplyDeleteAs fun as Dana Andrews is not
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteLeatherface, you've got it set on whore
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteBarbara Crampton is hot. really really hot
Evil Dead Rise (2022)
ReplyDeleteThese demons are just flat out rude.
Salems Lot (2024 Dir Gary Dauberman)
ReplyDeleteSoul-less adaptation adds nothing subtracts too much.
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteIs Psycho a Christmas movie?…
Naughty Hitchcock 🎅🏻
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteIrene and Bob go Vasquez and Gorman.
The Thing (2011)
ReplyDeleteI enjoy this thing, apparently I shouldn't
Spirits of the Dead (1968; Dirs. Roger Vadim, Louis Malle and Federico Fellini
ReplyDeleteGorgeous people do grotesque things in trilogy.
THE TORTURE CHAMBER OF DR. SADISM (1967)
ReplyDeleteLee shows up... at beginning and conclusion
or
This castle has so many surprise doors
THE WITCHMAKER (1969)
ReplyDeleteWarlocks find spacious caverns in Louisiana swamps
DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE (1968)
ReplyDeleteHe was not exactly in a grave
or
Vampirism is symbolically sexual? Had no idea
ACACIA (2003)
ReplyDeleteThe happy adoption story turned horror story
SUDDENLY IN THE DARK (1981)
ReplyDeleteJealousy is a terrifying monster for Koreans
TRAIN TO BUSAN (2016)
ReplyDeletedir. Yeon Sang-ho
Could have used a Monkees theme song.
Take the last train to Busan
DeleteAnd I’ll eat you at the station…
INQUISITION (1976, dir. Paul Naschy)
ReplyDeleteYou are guilty, regardless of the truth
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Love will kill, sometimes in unexpected ways.
Review count for day 23: 50
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 23: 1374