Albert Band's ZOLTAN: THE HOUND OF DRACULA (1977, KINO CULT 4K UHD) for the first time.Only HOUNDing here's for cute devil puppy!ORJosé Ferrer sells silly-sounding exposition like pro.ORTransylvania looks a lot like Southern California.
Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST (1982, BLU-RAY).What if whole movie's parents' drug-induced trip?
James Wan's MALIGNANT (2021, MAX).Abusive MMA-loving hubby cracks skull, gets comeuppance.ORLots of VHS segments for non-"V/H/S" feature.ORUnlike Todd Phillips', Wan's pet project's delivers.
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Oddity (2024) Dir. Damian McCarthy If THAT wooden boy lies, We're fucked.
Laughed out loud on this one
NOPE (2022, Dir. Jordan Peele)Imagine the size of that fucker's antacid.
NIGHTMARE BEACH (1989) John Saxon. Michael Parks. Together at last!
Late Night with the Devil (2023, dir. Cameron & Colin Cairnes)Scariest thing of all: cheap talk shows.
Species 2 (1998)Mr Blonde. Mrs Clone. Horny Aliens. Wackadoodle!
LUNCHMEAT (1987) They’re cannibals, in case you missed it.
LITTLE MONSTERS (2019) dir. Abe ForsytheI’d also brave zombies for Lupita Nyong’o.
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)Insecure alpha boys are real fucking assholes
VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE (2021) They should've called it “Symbiotes a deux.”
(golf clap)
Saloum (2022)...One way to get out of chores.
Hush (2016)This final girl plays a mean pinball
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Tommy Jarvis sez "Hyend me the pehdlahck!"
The Watchers (2024 Dir Ishana Night Shyamalan)I'm so over therapy session horror movies
MaXXXine (2024) Pearl -------------- / \ / \ / \ X / \___/ \ \ MaXXXine ... I really liked Pearl! ---------------------
Tried to draw a graph, didn't work. The point is I liked Pearl way more than X and MaXXXine
l like "X" and "Pearl" about the same, with "MaXXXine" a distant third. It's not bad (nothing Ti West makes is ever a waste of time) but it's just not on the same league as it's amazing predecessors. 😐😓
The People Under the Stairs (1991, dir. Wes Craven)This situation calls for the Bookhouse Boys!
NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979)Dracula looks like a Mentat from Dune.
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)The end's good but the rest isn't
Fright Night (1985)Rear Window. Neighbor is vampire, not salesman.
The Descent (2005)Fuck anyone who thinks spelunking is fun!
Yeah, i can't watch that movie anymore. Saw it once, never again
The OTHERS (2001)Blu-ray starts with Break.com commercial. Real classy. Pushing the limits of 7 words there.
SALEM'S LOT (2024):I could have watched THE SUBSTANCE again.
Alien: Romulus (2024)Cailee Spaeny is out of this world
Demon Seed (1977)(2001 + Rosemary's Baby) / Lawnmower Man = Demon Seed
THE VISIT (2015):Night's such a dork. I love it.
Glass, M. Night Shyamalan, 2019Superheroes who never leave the car park
Basket Case 2, Frank Henenlotter, 1990Wow, I'm having a giant worm too!
Thanksgiving (2023)Give me one likeable character at least
OperaNot the eyes not the eyes, please!
They Live (1988)Why did the aliens recruit homeless guy?
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) Filmed before the invention of Wet Wipes?
The Evil Dead (1981)Who put the oatmeal inside the deadites?
Evil Dead II (1987)Hands down best use of a chainsaw
Army of Darkness (1992)The reason I can't aphabetize my movies
Evil Dead (2013)Now the deadites be talkin like Regan
Evil Dead Rise (2023)She makes a better omelet than me
Pumpkinhead(1988 Dir Stan Winston)pulley and wire budget must've been insane
Bliss (2019)Frenetic, redundant bloodsucking freaks. Surprise George Wendt!
Happy Death Day (dir. Christopher Landon 2017)A time sensitive ringtone announcing your bday?
The Last House on the Left (2009)Better than the original? I think so.
Dawn of the Dead (2004) dir. Zack SnyderCouldn’t have warned Andy, don’t get bit?
Review count for day 24: 43Review total after day 24: 1417
Albert Band's ZOLTAN: THE HOUND OF DRACULA (1977, KINO CULT 4K UHD) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteOnly HOUNDing here's for cute devil puppy!
OR
José Ferrer sells silly-sounding exposition like pro.
OR
Transylvania looks a lot like Southern California.
Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST (1982, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteWhat if whole movie's parents' drug-induced trip?
James Wan's MALIGNANT (2021, MAX).
ReplyDeleteAbusive MMA-loving hubby cracks skull, gets comeuppance.
OR
Lots of VHS segments for non-"V/H/S" feature.
OR
Unlike Todd Phillips', Wan's pet project's delivers.
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ReplyDeleteOddity (2024)
ReplyDeleteDir. Damian McCarthy
If THAT wooden boy lies,
We're fucked.
Laughed out loud on this one
DeleteNOPE (2022, Dir. Jordan Peele)
ReplyDeleteImagine the size of that fucker's antacid.
NIGHTMARE BEACH (1989)
ReplyDeleteJohn Saxon. Michael Parks. Together at last!
Late Night with the Devil (2023, dir. Cameron & Colin Cairnes)
ReplyDeleteScariest thing of all: cheap talk shows.
Species 2 (1998)
ReplyDeleteMr Blonde. Mrs Clone. Horny Aliens. Wackadoodle!
LUNCHMEAT (1987)
ReplyDeleteThey’re cannibals, in case you missed it.
LITTLE MONSTERS (2019) dir. Abe Forsythe
ReplyDeleteI’d also brave zombies for Lupita Nyong’o.
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
ReplyDeleteInsecure alpha boys are real fucking assholes
VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE (2021)
ReplyDeleteThey should've called it “Symbiotes a deux.”
(golf clap)
DeleteSaloum (2022)
ReplyDelete...One way to get out of chores.
Hush (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis final girl plays a mean pinball
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
ReplyDeleteTommy Jarvis sez "Hyend me the pehdlahck!"
The Watchers (2024 Dir Ishana Night Shyamalan)
ReplyDeleteI'm so over therapy session horror movies
MaXXXine (2024)
ReplyDeletePearl
--------------
/ \
/ \
/ \
X / \
___/ \
\
MaXXXine ... I really liked Pearl!
---------------------
Tried to draw a graph, didn't work. The point is I liked Pearl way more than X and MaXXXine
Deletel like "X" and "Pearl" about the same, with "MaXXXine" a distant third. It's not bad (nothing Ti West makes is ever a waste of time) but it's just not on the same league as it's amazing predecessors. 😐😓
DeleteThe People Under the Stairs (1991, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteThis situation calls for the Bookhouse Boys!
NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979)
ReplyDeleteDracula looks like a Mentat from Dune.
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)
ReplyDeleteThe end's good but the rest isn't
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteRear Window. Neighbor is vampire, not salesman.
The Descent (2005)
ReplyDeleteFuck anyone who thinks spelunking is fun!
Yeah, i can't watch that movie anymore. Saw it once, never again
DeleteThe OTHERS (2001)
ReplyDeleteBlu-ray starts with Break.com commercial. Real classy.
Pushing the limits of 7 words there.
SALEM'S LOT (2024):
ReplyDeleteI could have watched THE SUBSTANCE again.
Alien: Romulus (2024)
ReplyDeleteCailee Spaeny is out of this world
Demon Seed (1977)
ReplyDelete(2001 + Rosemary's Baby) / Lawnmower Man = Demon Seed
THE VISIT (2015):
ReplyDeleteNight's such a dork. I love it.
Glass, M. Night Shyamalan, 2019
ReplyDeleteSuperheroes who never leave the car park
Basket Case 2, Frank Henenlotter, 1990
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm having a giant worm too!
Thanksgiving (2023)
ReplyDeleteGive me one likeable character at least
Opera
ReplyDeleteNot the eyes not the eyes, please!
They Live (1988)
ReplyDeleteWhy did the aliens recruit homeless guy?
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)
ReplyDeleteFilmed before the invention of Wet Wipes?
The Evil Dead (1981)
ReplyDeleteWho put the oatmeal inside the deadites?
Evil Dead II (1987)
ReplyDeleteHands down best use of a chainsaw
Army of Darkness (1992)
ReplyDeleteThe reason I can't aphabetize my movies
Evil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteNow the deadites be talkin like Regan
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
ReplyDeleteShe makes a better omelet than me
Pumpkinhead(1988 Dir Stan Winston)
ReplyDeletepulley and wire budget must've been insane
Bliss (2019)
ReplyDeleteFrenetic, redundant bloodsucking freaks. Surprise George Wendt!
Happy Death Day (dir. Christopher Landon 2017)
ReplyDeleteA time sensitive ringtone announcing your bday?
The Last House on the Left (2009)
ReplyDeleteBetter than the original? I think so.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeletedir. Zack Snyder
Couldn’t have warned Andy, don’t get bit?
Review count for day 24: 43
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 24: 1417