Stuck (2007 Dir. Stuart Gordon)Hobo complains despite shelter and personal nurse
A Nightmare on Elm Steet (1984 Dir. Wes Craven)Blade fingers not very practical for molesters
The Hunger, Tony Scott, 1983Making flowing curtains look sexy since 1983
VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972) Strongman actor might land some bigger parts.
The House That Dripped Blood (1971, dir. Peter Duffell)Joss Ackland gets beheaded despite diplomatic immunity.
Prince of Darkness (1987)Thy Devil shall revealeth as.....LAVA LAMP!orDecrepit church basement needs a good carpenter.
Abigail (2024)Ballerinas really put their bodies through hell.
SCREAM 4 (2011, DIr. Wes Craven)Most pulse quickening moment? Heather Graham, obviously.
INSIDIOUS (2010) Does the Further have Beetlejuice’s sand worms?
The Shining (1980)Explain timeline of Hallorann's trip to me
I Walked with a Zombie (1943 dir. Jacques Tourneur)Mr Holland must have incredible pillow talk.
The Seventh Victim (1943 dir. Mark Robson)Pacifist Devil worshiping society struggle with hypocrisy.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael MyersAre Haddonfield adults having Swinger Halloween Parties?
Deep Red (1975)Deep Red is a yellow? No comprendo.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)I'm assuming the first voyage went better?
Krampus (2015)I shouldn't have given this another chance
Suitable Flesh (2023)That's not what backup cameras are for!
Trick R Treat (2009):Dylan Baker: nice sandwiches to candy graduation
The Brood (1979)Art Hindle and Peter Dinklage: Dead Ringers
34. CROWHAVEN FARM 1970 (Dir. Walter Grauman)"Their bloody, orgiastic sabbaths" do sound tempting!35. TRILOGY OF TERROR 1975 (Dir. Dan Curtis)Insert witty joke about Karen Black here36. THE DEMON MURDER CASE 1983 (Dir. William Hale)That demon voice actor is on Fierstein!37. THE ABANDONED 2006 (Dir. Nacho Cerdá)Movie's about Russian orphans, they cast Anastasia!
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The Lair of the White Worm (1988)Bram Stoker's—Sex-Crazed Pagan Snake Vampires?
Friday the 13th(1980 Dir Sean S Cunningham)weird kids mom ruins camp for everyone
Azrael (2024)(grunt) (exasperated sigh) (effortful groan) (quizzical murmur)
THE SUBSTANCE (2024):I really think I could fix her.
MUPPETS HAUNTED MANSION (2021) Wait, the Skeksis are just old Gonzos?
Scream (1996)Filmed near my college. Let’s go Seawolves!
Oddity (2024) Frustratingly only using half of that house!
The Coffee Table (2022)Completely fucked-up premise (seriously, look it up).
Satan's Little Helper (2004)'We Probably Need To Talk About Dougie'
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream MasterHarlin's hitting foul balls outta the stadium.
Halloween (1978)Judith Myers' boyfriend fucks at Mach 2.
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Satan's Little Helper (2004 Dir. Jeff Lieberman)If not Satan, Darwinism would've got family
Vermines aka Infested (2023)Did the spiders do the right thing?
My Bloody Valentine (1981) dir. George MihalkaAnd Ren McCormack thought Bomont was anti-dance.
The Final Destination (2009)I'm convinced these movies are OSHA propaganda.
The Wolf Man (1941)Dad shoulda beat his ass for peeping
Terrifier 3 (2024)Oh no... That's why you have rats...
The Terror of the Tongs (1961)Most horrific part is all the yellowface
Host (2020)Jesus, just start baking rye bread. Fuck!
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Jarvis and Rambo have lots in common
Frankenstein (1931)It's fine when John Wayne does it?
Dario Argento's Inferno (1980)Gross! This is blood!—Oh hi, Mark.
The Horror Show (1989)Scary how cool AND uncool brother is.
Night of the Living Dead (1968; Dir. George Romero)Unpopular opinion: The cellar might’ve been safer.
Review count for day 25: 47Review total after day 25: 1464
Stuck (2007 Dir. Stuart Gordon)
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A Nightmare on Elm Steet (1984 Dir. Wes Craven)
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The Hunger, Tony Scott, 1983
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VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972)
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The House That Dripped Blood (1971, dir. Peter Duffell)
ReplyDeleteJoss Ackland gets beheaded despite diplomatic immunity.
Prince of Darkness (1987)
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Decrepit church basement needs a good carpenter.
Abigail (2024)
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SCREAM 4 (2011, DIr. Wes Craven)
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INSIDIOUS (2010)
ReplyDeleteDoes the Further have Beetlejuice’s sand worms?
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteExplain timeline of Hallorann's trip to me
I Walked with a Zombie (1943 dir. Jacques Tourneur)
ReplyDeleteMr Holland must have incredible pillow talk.
The Seventh Victim (1943 dir. Mark Robson)
ReplyDeletePacifist Devil worshiping society struggle with hypocrisy.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
ReplyDeleteAre Haddonfield adults having Swinger Halloween Parties?
Deep Red (1975)
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The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
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Krampus (2015)
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Suitable Flesh (2023)
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Trick R Treat (2009):
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The Brood (1979)
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34. CROWHAVEN FARM 1970 (Dir. Walter Grauman)
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35. TRILOGY OF TERROR 1975 (Dir. Dan Curtis)
Insert witty joke about Karen Black here
36. THE DEMON MURDER CASE 1983 (Dir. William Hale)
That demon voice actor is on Fierstein!
37. THE ABANDONED 2006 (Dir. Nacho Cerdá)
Movie's about Russian orphans, they cast Anastasia!
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Friday the 13th(1980 Dir Sean S Cunningham)
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Azrael (2024)
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THE SUBSTANCE (2024):
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MUPPETS HAUNTED MANSION (2021)
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ReplyDeleteScream (1996)
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ReplyDeleteOddity (2024)
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The Coffee Table (2022)
ReplyDeleteCompletely fucked-up premise (seriously, look it up).
Satan's Little Helper (2004)
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
ReplyDeleteHarlin's hitting foul balls outta the stadium.
Halloween (1978)
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🤣😁👍
DeleteSatan's Little Helper (2004 Dir. Jeff Lieberman)
ReplyDeleteIf not Satan, Darwinism would've got family
Vermines aka Infested (2023)
ReplyDeleteDid the spiders do the right thing?
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
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And Ren McCormack thought Bomont was anti-dance.
The Final Destination (2009)
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced these movies are OSHA propaganda.
The Wolf Man (1941)
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Terrifier 3 (2024)
ReplyDeleteOh no... That's why you have rats...
The Terror of the Tongs (1961)
ReplyDeleteMost horrific part is all the yellowface
Host (2020)
ReplyDeleteJesus, just start baking rye bread. Fuck!
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
ReplyDeleteJarvis and Rambo have lots in common
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteIt's fine when John Wayne does it?
Dario Argento's Inferno (1980)
ReplyDeleteGross! This is blood!—Oh hi, Mark.
The Horror Show (1989)
ReplyDeleteScary how cool AND uncool brother is.
Night of the Living Dead (1968; Dir. George Romero)
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Review count for day 25: 47
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