James Watkins' SPEAK NO EVIL ('24, THEATER) for the first time. Yes, it's still playing at the AMC on 42nd St. Times Square.
English Muffin? No thanks, l prefer Danish.
OR
The Bengal's 'Eternal Flame' gets butchered hardest.
Thanks for allowing us to watch horror movies as an escape from the real-life nightmare that is this year's U.S. presidential election. May we still be here in 2025 to try and do it all over again. Peace! 🤟😎
The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick
ReplyDeleteStill has the power to terrify teenagers.
Kelly Marcel's VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024, AMC DOLBY CINEMA) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteThey should have met Spidey by now.
OR
Tom to franchise: "Bye. HARDLY knew ya!"
Jean Rollin's THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTED (1980, INDICATOR 4K UHD).
ReplyDeleteSkyscrapers replace castles. Still gory/sexy/surreal.
OR
Brigitte Lahaie's sexy as hell, then/now.
Rocky Horror Picture Show
ReplyDeleteTo Curry favor with earthlings, wear fishnets.
Strange Darling
ReplyDeletePuzzles, breakfast, squatch talk: new life goals.
Sleepy Hollow
ReplyDeleteA fun watch after overcoming decapitation phobia.
Frankenweenie
ReplyDeleteDoes the dog die? Yes and no.
Urban Legends: Final Cut
ReplyDeleteNot great, but I liked Eva Mendes.
HALLOWEEN (1978)
ReplyDeleteKnitting needles underrated as horror movie weapons.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
ReplyDeleteIf they made Spencer's Gifts the Movie
Death Becomes Her (1992)
ReplyDeleteZemeckis's secret Tales From the Crypt movie
Longlegs (2024)
ReplyDeleteFBI vs Satanic Serial Killer! CAGEd Heat!
(Huge thanks to all who participated this month! Had a blast and laughed alot reading all your amazing reviews!!!!!!!)
DeleteI really enjoyed reading everyone's reviews this month. You are all very clever and cool folks!
DeleteFrankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteLook! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive!!!
FUNNY GAMES (1997):
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Deadpool has seen this.
Halloween III (1982)
ReplyDeleteSo THAT’S where Ireland put the snakes!
Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965)
ReplyDeleteIt's fun! Another great Scary Movie Month!
Poltergeist (1982 Dir Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteJo Beth Williams. Hot Mom. Fred Astaire impressionist
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteOwning an abandoned mine looks like fun.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteJack was innovating avante-garde fiction before interruption.
I Saw the TV Glow (2024, dir. Jane Schoenbrun)
ReplyDeletePink Opaque gets good in season three.
Trick or Treat (1986, dir. Charles Martin Smith)
Where can I get Sammi Curr tickets?
The Cabin in the Woods (2011, dir. Drew Goddard)
This movie bound me with ancient logics.
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That's me done. Happy Halloween everyone, thank you all for another fun Scary Movie Month, and the final tally will be counted at some point tomorrow.
Thank you for the good work man
DeleteHear hear. :-D
DeleteVillains (2019)
ReplyDeletePeople Under the Stairs but not great
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain that weird paperboy intro?
Inside (2007)
ReplyDeletePregnancy, France, Christmas... not a Hallmark movie.
The Return of the Living Dead
ReplyDeleteACAB: All cops are brains. Send more!
Under the Shadow (2016)
ReplyDeleteWould be a cool double with Coraline.
Constantine (2005)
ReplyDeleteWho (Kea)Nu? This is actually kinda great.
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
ReplyDeletePractical effects even cooler on big screen.
Monster Squad
ReplyDeleteSquad goals. Or should I say ghouls?
30 Days of Night
ReplyDeleteLove Hartnett movies involving days and numbers.
VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024)
ReplyDeleteKnull only gets 30 seconds of screentime.
The Mexican bartender at the start and very end (after ALL the credits) got lots more screentime than the big 'K.' :-P
DeleteIs the bartender Dany Rojas?
DeleteNope. Cristo Fernández.
DeleteSo that's him 😁 Dany Rojas is his character in the series Ted Lasso 🤣
DeleteThe Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteI'm doubting Substance will get FDA approval.
THE HALLOWEEN THAT ALMOST WASN'T (1979)
ReplyDeleteMove over Lugosi, Judd Hirsch IS Dracula!
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteSue, please magically increase my closet space
Don Coscarelli's PHANTASM (1979, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteTall Man's metal ball. It... protrudes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
OR
Best 70's horror score alongside "Omen," "Halloween."
THE BLOB (1988)
ReplyDeleteThe blop? The blurp? The bloob? Blub.
Wishmaster 4: The Prophesy Fulfilled
ReplyDeleteWish I had watched Puppet Master 9
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)
ReplyDeleteWhat if Mary Shelley met F13's Shelly?
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteH O O O R N Y
Saw
ReplyDeleteHow many accents does Cary Elwes have?
SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)
ReplyDeleteNeed more Christopher Walken swordfight movies, please.
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
ReplyDeleteSeance gone wrong makes for must-see TV.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
ReplyDeleteBefore Freddy started taking classes at UCB.
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975)
ReplyDeleteDrink whenever Janet faints. Happy Halloween, everyone!
Aliens(1986 Dir James Cameron)
ReplyDeleteRipley given Evigan hair to soothe Reiser
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? It's the best.
Thanks for a great Scary Movie Month everyone!
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteBig Finale! Happy Scary Movie Month everybody!
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteThanks for a fun Scary Movie Month.
Martyrs (2008)
ReplyDeleteAnna deserved it for dropping the baguette
Re-Animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteIf the shot green, shit goin down
The House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteSatan take my womb for $300 rent
Eden Lake (2008)
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing scarier than unsupervised teens
Climax (2018)
ReplyDeleteWho put that guys elbows on backwards?
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
ReplyDeleteLike “The Monster Squad” but for grownups.
And my final review of SMM 2024:
ReplyDeleteJames Watkins' SPEAK NO EVIL ('24, THEATER) for the first time. Yes, it's still playing at the AMC on 42nd St. Times Square.
English Muffin? No thanks, l prefer Danish.
OR
The Bengal's 'Eternal Flame' gets butchered hardest.
Thanks for allowing us to watch horror movies as an escape from the real-life nightmare that is this year's U.S. presidential election. May we still be here in 2025 to try and do it all over again. Peace! 🤟😎
Review count for day 31: 57
ReplyDeleteReview total for the month: 1779
Mikko...you continue to do an awesome job with the stats! Thanks friend. Well done!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWhat happened in 2020 and 2021 to get such high numbers? 🤣😜😎
DeleteGood job, we all appreciate it