"ARRIVEDERCI ALL'ANNO PROSSIMO, È STATO UN PIACERE" TWO-FER!
MIAMI GOLEM (1985, YOUTUBE) THE STENDHAL SYNDROME (1996, BLUE UNDERGROUN BLU-RAY)
Been wanting to watch "Miami Golem" since B&S About Movies (whose detailed daily reviews are a constant Junesploitation! highlight! :-D) described it a couple of years back. And as a diehard fan of director Alberto de Martino ("The Pumaman," "The Antichrist," etc,) I couldn't pass a chance to see the last movie he directed. Strangely compelling despite making zero sense, "MG" follows bad-ass local journalist Craig Milford (David Warbeck, who looks/acts like the Frank West character from the Capcom "Dead Rising" videogame series) as he tries to stay alive after his television report on a group of scientists making cloning experiments from the DNA extracted off a meteorite ends up with the assassination of those scientist. Since his faulty equipment got a reaction out of the cell as he was filming it, Craig knowing about its weaknesses gives him a leg up to counter the final alien life form having the power to toss people around like ragged dolls. I just watched "MG" and all I can remember is the endless daytime driving around Miami streets, with an odd car exploding and lots of bloody gunshot squibs.
Everything from the music (a poor Italian man's "Beverly Hills Cop" rip-off) to the fashions and the attitude (Craig's unshaved mug) scream "Miami Vice," but with a cheapo sci-fi twist and conspiracy theory tropes. Typical of these Italian movies during this era [era!], an old-time Hollywood legend ("My Darling Clementine's" John Ireland) makes a supporting cast appearance to pay the rent. What "MG" lacks in graphic gore or violence it compensates for with that crazy Italian dream logic and many WTF! moments. 'It's fine.' 3.5 YELLOW GOOGLY ALIEN EYES (out of five).
I've had the Blue Underground DVD of Dario Argento's "The Stendhal Syndrome" since forever, but recently upgraded to the second Blu-ray version of the movie that includes the DVD's bonus features (the first BD release lacked the legacy material) and a Tim Lucas commentary. Maybe an eventual 4K transfer will surpass it, but for now the leap from standard definition DVD to the BD's high-resolution 2K transfer with the extras blew me away and made me fall in love with "TSS" all over again. Since watching detailed works of art that render protagonist Anna Mani (a too-young-for-the-role-but-still-compelling Asia Argento) overwhelmed with apprehension is a key part of Dario's narrative the visual upgrade is not just for show. I felt drawn closer to Detective Mani's plight, which makes it harrower when bad guy Alfredo Grossi (Thomas Kretschmann, channeling a young Rutger Hauer) has his way with her. I'm convinced if Asia had used her actual voice instead of an English dub (which isn't horrible but at times flounders) this would be on par with "Suspiria" or "Deep Red" as a towering Argento achievement. As it exists now it's one of the last great Dario films (the way he makes the audience sympathize with Anna even after her last act ordeal by making the male cops handling her seem worse than even Grossi is just masterful), one whose disturbing subject matter make me want to see it only once every few years. 4.5 "ATOMIC BLONDE"-INSPIRING WIG & DARK SHADES (out of five).
It's my day off from work, so I might watch one or two more Italian horror flicks to conclude the monthly festivities. Stay tuned! :-)
“A dark and gloomy theatre set for strange castings. An awful and neglected villa. A stage writer who pushes young actresses to put themselves at risk in morbid auditions thick with physical pain and pleasure. Around the writer stir his ancient and sick mother, his agent/stepfather, the aspiring actors and a young actress with whom he falls in love. Who is the torturer who tears to pieces the bodies of the implausible actresses?”
Shot on digital video and directed by Lamberto Bava, this film was written by Bava, Diego Cestino, and Andrea Valentini. It was based on a story by Dardano Sacchetti, Luciano Martino, and Michele Massimo Tarantini.
It’s as if Lamberto saw all the torture porn being made and said, “This is pretty much giallo with more violence. Maybe more nudity. Maybe we make this more sleazy! Hey — I know how to do these films. My dad made The Whip and the Body!”
Ginette Cazonni (Elena Bouryka) auditions for the new movie by director Alex Scerba (Simone Corrente) and ends up in bed with him. When she wakes up in the morning, she finds an earring that resembles the one her missing friend, Marzia, used to wear. It turns out that she also had an audition with the director before she disappeared. And oh yes, Alex’s mother and stepfather are both weird in their own ways. And if you’re looking for that other missing earring, well, Alex’s mother is wearing it.
Look, no matter how handsome a director is, if he’s off camera using a voice box to tell you to get naked and do things for him, perhaps you’re in a movie like this. And man, this movie! Lamberto must have gone down to Argento’s basement under Profundo Rosso and communicated with Fulci, because this sees New York Ripper and raises it a lunatic with a blowtorch and a barbed wire whip, all shown in full detail. I can only imagine Lamberto laughing at the young kids like Eli Roth and saying, “This isn’t so difficult.”
Ladies — in the world of Giallo and in the real plane of existence that we live on — if your boyfriend goes insane when he sees toy cars but then immediately wants to have sex with you, please get out.
This is way late in the Giallo film cycle, but it gets the memo right. You want gorgeous women, you want a nonsensical plot, you want family issues and this has it all. You may not want to watch naked girls get torn up with whips, but it was 2005, after all. At least Lamberto was still out there making movies, the last of a dying breed.
I watched the "Broadcast Edit" which keeps the gore but edits out language and Asia Argento's very controversial nude scene.
Very hit and miss Argento, but it does deliver unique and very nonsensical kills. This had probably some of the goofiest deaths that Argento had ever filmed at the time. Piper Laurie and Frederic Forrest seemed to have made a bet to see who could give the most over the top performance. These highlights help give it the mildest of recommends.
Unfortunately, Christopher Rydell is TERRIBLE and listless in the main role. It certainly doesn't help how skeevy the romance between him and a teenage Asia comes off. It really gives "Licorice Pizza" vibes (I said what I said!).
ATOM AGE VAMPIRE (1960) A scientist is able to heal a beautiful woman’s face after an injury thanks to his new formula. But to keep her beautiful, he must kill other beautiful women to, I guess, steal their beauty for the formula. And then things spiral out of control from there. It’d maybe be a better film if it stayed with the woman’s point of view rather than making the scientist the protagonist, but I suppose that’s what The Substance is. This movie is a lot of high melodrama, with big, BIG emotions on display from all the actors. The latter half of the movie dials down on the camp for some old-fashioned monster movie goodness. Not the best movie, but it has its bright spots. If nothing else, the 68-minute runtime makes it a #Junesploitation winner!
30 days of Georges Melies, day 30: INVENTOR CRAZYBRAINS AND HIS WONDERFUL AIRSHIP (1905) When I saw this title, I knew I had to save this one for day 30. An inventor designs an airship. Then fairies come to him in a dream to show him what it’d be like if the ship actually flew. The way beautiful women keep emerging from inside the airship seems awfully suggestive, but I guess that’s just how they roll in France. The film reaches an explosive finale, concluding this month with a bang.
Thanks as always to Patrick and the F This Community for another totally rockin' #Junesploitation! It's been a delight reading all these comments and going over everyone's picks. And if Satan shows up inside your house, remember that he's only a playful fairy tale trickster, and nothing more...
Perfect opportunity to fit in another Fulci this month! In this case i didnt totally connect with the plot but did appreciate that Fulci kind of maintains a waking dream vibe throughout...or maybe a waking nightmare? Trippy imagery and insane gore abound!
And so brings us to the end of another amazing Junesploitation!!! Huge thanks to Patrick, the F This crew, and everyone who participated!! I personally love the challenge of trying to at least hit on one movie per day per category. Moreso i love the great reviews and banter with y'all. I always come away from this month with TONS of new watches and exposure to new categories. And being able to see y'alls reviews serves me well in the other 11 months of the year. Sploitation foreva!
"ARRIVEDERCI ALL'ANNO PROSSIMO, È STATO UN PIACERE" TWO-FER!
ReplyDeleteMIAMI GOLEM (1985, YOUTUBE)
THE STENDHAL SYNDROME (1996, BLUE UNDERGROUN BLU-RAY)
Been wanting to watch "Miami Golem" since B&S About Movies (whose detailed daily reviews are a constant Junesploitation! highlight! :-D) described it a couple of years back. And as a diehard fan of director Alberto de Martino ("The Pumaman," "The Antichrist," etc,) I couldn't pass a chance to see the last movie he directed. Strangely compelling despite making zero sense, "MG" follows bad-ass local journalist Craig Milford (David Warbeck, who looks/acts like the Frank West character from the Capcom "Dead Rising" videogame series) as he tries to stay alive after his television report on a group of scientists making cloning experiments from the DNA extracted off a meteorite ends up with the assassination of those scientist. Since his faulty equipment got a reaction out of the cell as he was filming it, Craig knowing about its weaknesses gives him a leg up to counter the final alien life form having the power to toss people around like ragged dolls. I just watched "MG" and all I can remember is the endless daytime driving around Miami streets, with an odd car exploding and lots of bloody gunshot squibs.
Everything from the music (a poor Italian man's "Beverly Hills Cop" rip-off) to the fashions and the attitude (Craig's unshaved mug) scream "Miami Vice," but with a cheapo sci-fi twist and conspiracy theory tropes. Typical of these Italian movies during this era [era!], an old-time Hollywood legend ("My Darling Clementine's" John Ireland) makes a supporting cast appearance to pay the rent. What "MG" lacks in graphic gore or violence it compensates for with that crazy Italian dream logic and many WTF! moments. 'It's fine.' 3.5 YELLOW GOOGLY ALIEN EYES (out of five).
I've had the Blue Underground DVD of Dario Argento's "The Stendhal Syndrome" since forever, but recently upgraded to the second Blu-ray version of the movie that includes the DVD's bonus features (the first BD release lacked the legacy material) and a Tim Lucas commentary. Maybe an eventual 4K transfer will surpass it, but for now the leap from standard definition DVD to the BD's high-resolution 2K transfer with the extras blew me away and made me fall in love with "TSS" all over again. Since watching detailed works of art that render protagonist Anna Mani (a too-young-for-the-role-but-still-compelling Asia Argento) overwhelmed with apprehension is a key part of Dario's narrative the visual upgrade is not just for show. I felt drawn closer to Detective Mani's plight, which makes it harrower when bad guy Alfredo Grossi (Thomas Kretschmann, channeling a young Rutger Hauer) has his way with her. I'm convinced if Asia had used her actual voice instead of an English dub (which isn't horrible but at times flounders) this would be on par with "Suspiria" or "Deep Red" as a towering Argento achievement. As it exists now it's one of the last great Dario films (the way he makes the audience sympathize with Anna even after her last act ordeal by making the male cops handling her seem worse than even Grossi is just masterful), one whose disturbing subject matter make me want to see it only once every few years. 4.5 "ATOMIC BLONDE"-INSPIRING WIG & DARK SHADES (out of five).
It's my day off from work, so I might watch one or two more Italian horror flicks to conclude the monthly festivities. Stay tuned! :-)
The Torturer (2005)
ReplyDelete“A dark and gloomy theatre set for strange castings. An awful and neglected villa. A stage writer who pushes young actresses to put themselves at risk in morbid auditions thick with physical pain and pleasure. Around the writer stir his ancient and sick mother, his agent/stepfather, the aspiring actors and a young actress with whom he falls in love. Who is the torturer who tears to pieces the bodies of the implausible actresses?”
Shot on digital video and directed by Lamberto Bava, this film was written by Bava, Diego Cestino, and Andrea Valentini. It was based on a story by Dardano Sacchetti, Luciano Martino, and Michele Massimo Tarantini.
It’s as if Lamberto saw all the torture porn being made and said, “This is pretty much giallo with more violence. Maybe more nudity. Maybe we make this more sleazy! Hey — I know how to do these films. My dad made The Whip and the Body!”
Ginette Cazonni (Elena Bouryka) auditions for the new movie by director Alex Scerba (Simone Corrente) and ends up in bed with him. When she wakes up in the morning, she finds an earring that resembles the one her missing friend, Marzia, used to wear. It turns out that she also had an audition with the director before she disappeared. And oh yes, Alex’s mother and stepfather are both weird in their own ways. And if you’re looking for that other missing earring, well, Alex’s mother is wearing it.
Look, no matter how handsome a director is, if he’s off camera using a voice box to tell you to get naked and do things for him, perhaps you’re in a movie like this. And man, this movie! Lamberto must have gone down to Argento’s basement under Profundo Rosso and communicated with Fulci, because this sees New York Ripper and raises it a lunatic with a blowtorch and a barbed wire whip, all shown in full detail. I can only imagine Lamberto laughing at the young kids like Eli Roth and saying, “This isn’t so difficult.”
Ladies — in the world of Giallo and in the real plane of existence that we live on — if your boyfriend goes insane when he sees toy cars but then immediately wants to have sex with you, please get out.
This is way late in the Giallo film cycle, but it gets the memo right. You want gorgeous women, you want a nonsensical plot, you want family issues and this has it all. You may not want to watch naked girls get torn up with whips, but it was 2005, after all. At least Lamberto was still out there making movies, the last of a dying breed.
Trauma (1993)
ReplyDeleteDir. Dario Argento
I watched the "Broadcast Edit" which keeps the gore but edits out language and Asia Argento's very controversial nude scene.
Very hit and miss Argento, but it does deliver unique and very nonsensical kills. This had probably some of the goofiest deaths that Argento had ever filmed at the time. Piper Laurie and Frederic Forrest seemed to have made a bet to see who could give the most over the top performance. These highlights help give it the mildest of recommends.
Unfortunately, Christopher Rydell is TERRIBLE and listless in the main role. It certainly doesn't help how skeevy the romance between him and a teenage Asia comes off. It really gives "Licorice Pizza" vibes (I said what I said!).
ATOM AGE VAMPIRE (1960)
ReplyDeleteA scientist is able to heal a beautiful woman’s face after an injury thanks to his new formula. But to keep her beautiful, he must kill other beautiful women to, I guess, steal their beauty for the formula. And then things spiral out of control from there. It’d maybe be a better film if it stayed with the woman’s point of view rather than making the scientist the protagonist, but I suppose that’s what The Substance is. This movie is a lot of high melodrama, with big, BIG emotions on display from all the actors. The latter half of the movie dials down on the camp for some old-fashioned monster movie goodness. Not the best movie, but it has its bright spots. If nothing else, the 68-minute runtime makes it a #Junesploitation winner!
30 days of Georges Melies, day 30: INVENTOR CRAZYBRAINS AND HIS WONDERFUL AIRSHIP (1905)
When I saw this title, I knew I had to save this one for day 30. An inventor designs an airship. Then fairies come to him in a dream to show him what it’d be like if the ship actually flew. The way beautiful women keep emerging from inside the airship seems awfully suggestive, but I guess that’s just how they roll in France. The film reaches an explosive finale, concluding this month with a bang.
Thanks as always to Patrick and the F This Community for another totally rockin' #Junesploitation! It's been a delight reading all these comments and going over everyone's picks. And if Satan shows up inside your house, remember that he's only a playful fairy tale trickster, and nothing more...
Thanks for the Melies catalogue reviews, Mac. You rule! 🤟😃
DeleteCity of the Living Dead (1980)
ReplyDeletePerfect opportunity to fit in another Fulci this month! In this case i didnt totally connect with the plot but did appreciate that Fulci kind of maintains a waking dream vibe throughout...or maybe a waking nightmare? Trippy imagery and insane gore abound!
And so brings us to the end of another amazing Junesploitation!!! Huge thanks to Patrick, the F This crew, and everyone who participated!! I personally love the challenge of trying to at least hit on one movie per day per category. Moreso i love the great reviews and banter with y'all. I always come away from this month with TONS of new watches and exposure to new categories. And being able to see y'alls reviews serves me well in the other 11 months of the year. Sploitation foreva!
Shocking Dark aka Terminator II (1989, dir. Bruno Mattei)
ReplyDeleteIs it possible for a movie to be both one of the worst things you've ever seen but also hilarious and totally entertaining?
Welcome to the world of Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso/Rossella Drudi!
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