James Brolin and Richard Castellano in NIGHT OF THE JUGGLER (1980, KINO 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.Bridal shower tips? Just ask... "Godfather's" Clemenza??!!ORLike "Quick Change" but tension-filled, sleazy, terrifying.ORDan Hedaya's Midtown Manhattan rampage steals show.
Max von Sydow, Ed Harris and Bonnie Bedelia in NEEDFUL THINGS: THEATRICAL CUT (1993, KINO 4K UHD) for the first time.OMG! Satan's horny for John McClane's wife!ORHarris' rallying speech timelier now than '93.
The Boy From Hell (2004 Dir. Mari Asato) ‘Bring Her Back’ as Japanese splatter comedy
Private Parts (1972 Dir. Paul Bartell)Introduce him to Sleepaway Camp’s Angela. Sorted.
The Blood Sword of the 99th Virgin (1959 Dir. Morihei Magatani)Got 99 problems but virgins ain’t one
Clint Howard and Alfonso Ribeiro in Tony Randel's TICKS (1993, ROKU CHANNEL) for the first time.Ticks to Howard family: Clint gets exemption.ORSteroid-pumped hood births jumbo-sized, pissed-off, facehugger-like 'Carltoncrabs.'
Cobweb (2023, dir. Samuel Bodin)Camera's constantly crooked. Maybe get a tripod?
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Psychomania (1973 Dir. Don Sharp)Credits claim there’s an sfx artist. Bullshit.
THE FLY (1986) That's a whole lot of shirtless Goldblum.
The Jar (1984 Dir. Bruce Toscano)Joe Dante to me: “Life’s too short.”
Spawn (1997)Only Ebert likes this more than me
HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) But can the 4K disc recreate Emergo?
Dolls (1986, dir. Stuart Gordon)77 minutes: the perfect runtime for Dolls.
The Dentist (1996)Dir. Brian YuznaDo not recommend this episode of "Psych".
The Howling (1981)First names only in werewolf group therapy.
Addams Family Values (1993)So Fester's getting handjobs from Thing, right?
The Cat (1992 Dir. Lam Ngai Kai)Tied with Clovis for best movie cat
The Beyond (1981, dir. Lucio Fulci)Joe has a real eye for plumbing.
Halloween (2007, dir. Rob Zombie)Like '78 HALLOWEEN with 100% more screaming.
Saw IVI’m watching these out of order. SOS
egads...how will you follow the completely planned story threads, plots, and character motivations! "Somehow Palpatine returned".
The Fog (1980)Forecast: Cloudy with a Chance of Pirates
Love it (movie and review).
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)Herzog presents the definitive documentary on Kinski.
Marshmallow (2025)Are the marshmallows in the room now?
When a Stranger Calls (1979)Doctor prioritizes date night over sick children
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)Can't believe there hasn't been any spinoffs.
Every horror movie ever made is a Cabin in the Woods spinoff.
There was supposed to be a crossover with the videogame Left 4 Dead, you can even see some of the monsters from the game in the prison sequence, but some company went bankrupt and it never happened
Constantine (2005)John Wick crossed with KPop Demon Hunters.
Cellar Dweller (1987, dir. John Carl Buechler)Zero to tits in four minutes. Efficient.
Freddy vs Jason (2003)Were glowstick cornfield raves popular in 2003?
Black Sabbath (1963)Karloff would’ve played an amazing Kurt Vonnegut.
Candyman (1992)Tony Todd and Virginia Madsen hook up.
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)Joe Lynch's Bluesky post yesterday compelled me.
The Mummy’s Hand (1940. Dir. Christy Cabanne). Surprisingly simple potion to raise the dead.
VILLIANS (2019) dir. Robert Olsen & Dan BerkThere’s always time for a car wash.
Cronos (1992)Jesus resurrected. By God? No. Golden bug.
The tradition continues!
Species 2 (1998)Alien astronaut has a suspiciously moist fist.
Near Dark (1987)Wait, there are no xenomorphs in this?
Halloween II (1981)Behold the Legend of Six-Shot Loomis!
PSYCHO (1960) Let’s all have a blast with Arbogast.
Legend (1985)Scott no longer allowed near children’s stories.orHow big is Big D’s big D?
The Shining (1980)Why is Jack even carrying his wallet?
V/H/S (2102)pretty pervy, but camera shy killer fun
Weapons (2025)That wasted hot dog platter killed me.
Hellraise: Bloodline (1996)Oh fuck, it's starting with a spaceship.
A Quiet Place (2018)Baby bring batteries, beast battery baby's body
Little Evil (2017)Parenting is hell but TCETORP EHT DLIHC
Fright Night (1985)This is just like Fright Night!
Review count for day 10: 46Review total after day 10: 545
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James Brolin and Richard Castellano in NIGHT OF THE JUGGLER (1980, KINO 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDeleteBridal shower tips? Just ask... "Godfather's" Clemenza??!!
OR
Like "Quick Change" but tension-filled, sleazy, terrifying.
OR
Dan Hedaya's Midtown Manhattan rampage steals show.
Max von Sydow, Ed Harris and Bonnie Bedelia in NEEDFUL THINGS: THEATRICAL CUT (1993, KINO 4K UHD) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Satan's horny for John McClane's wife!
OR
Harris' rallying speech timelier now than '93.
The Boy From Hell (2004 Dir. Mari Asato)
ReplyDelete‘Bring Her Back’ as Japanese splatter comedy
Private Parts (1972 Dir. Paul Bartell)
ReplyDeleteIntroduce him to Sleepaway Camp’s Angela. Sorted.
The Blood Sword of the 99th Virgin (1959 Dir. Morihei Magatani)
ReplyDeleteGot 99 problems but virgins ain’t one
Clint Howard and Alfonso Ribeiro in Tony Randel's TICKS (1993, ROKU CHANNEL) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteTicks to Howard family: Clint gets exemption.
OR
Steroid-pumped hood births jumbo-sized, pissed-off, facehugger-like 'Carltoncrabs.'
Cobweb (2023, dir. Samuel Bodin)
ReplyDeleteCamera's constantly crooked. Maybe get a tripod?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePsychomania (1973 Dir. Don Sharp)
ReplyDeleteCredits claim there’s an sfx artist. Bullshit.
THE FLY (1986)
ReplyDeleteThat's a whole lot of shirtless Goldblum.
The Jar (1984 Dir. Bruce Toscano)
ReplyDeleteJoe Dante to me: “Life’s too short.”
Spawn (1997)
ReplyDeleteOnly Ebert likes this more than me
HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959)
ReplyDeleteBut can the 4K disc recreate Emergo?
Dolls (1986, dir. Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDelete77 minutes: the perfect runtime for Dolls.
The Dentist (1996)
ReplyDeleteDir. Brian Yuzna
Do not recommend this episode of "Psych".
The Howling (1981)
ReplyDeleteFirst names only in werewolf group therapy.
Addams Family Values (1993)
ReplyDeleteSo Fester's getting handjobs from Thing, right?
The Cat (1992 Dir. Lam Ngai Kai)
ReplyDeleteTied with Clovis for best movie cat
The Beyond (1981, dir. Lucio Fulci)
ReplyDeleteJoe has a real eye for plumbing.
Halloween (2007, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteLike '78 HALLOWEEN with 100% more screaming.
Saw IV
ReplyDeleteI’m watching these out of order. SOS
egads...how will you follow the completely planned story threads, plots, and character motivations! "Somehow Palpatine returned".
DeleteThe Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteForecast: Cloudy with a Chance of Pirates
Love it (movie and review).
DeleteNosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
ReplyDeleteHerzog presents the definitive documentary on Kinski.
Marshmallow (2025)
ReplyDeleteAre the marshmallows in the room now?
When a Stranger Calls (1979)
ReplyDeleteDoctor prioritizes date night over sick children
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
ReplyDeleteCan't believe there hasn't been any spinoffs.
Every horror movie ever made is a Cabin in the Woods spinoff.
DeleteThere was supposed to be a crossover with the videogame Left 4 Dead, you can even see some of the monsters from the game in the prison sequence, but some company went bankrupt and it never happened
DeleteConstantine (2005)
ReplyDeleteJohn Wick crossed with KPop Demon Hunters.
Cellar Dweller (1987, dir. John Carl Buechler)
ReplyDeleteZero to tits in four minutes. Efficient.
Freddy vs Jason (2003)
ReplyDeleteWere glowstick cornfield raves popular in 2003?
Black Sabbath (1963)
ReplyDeleteKarloff would’ve played an amazing Kurt Vonnegut.
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteTony Todd and Virginia Madsen hook up.
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
ReplyDeleteJoe Lynch's Bluesky post yesterday compelled me.
The Mummy’s Hand (1940. Dir. Christy Cabanne). Surprisingly simple potion to raise the dead.
ReplyDeleteVILLIANS (2019) dir. Robert Olsen & Dan Berk
ReplyDeleteThere’s always time for a car wash.
Cronos (1992)
ReplyDeleteJesus resurrected. By God? No. Golden bug.
The tradition continues!
ReplyDeleteSpecies 2 (1998)
ReplyDeleteAlien astronaut has a suspiciously moist fist.
Near Dark (1987)
ReplyDeleteWait, there are no xenomorphs in this?
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteBehold the Legend of Six-Shot Loomis!
PSYCHO (1960)
ReplyDeleteLet’s all have a blast with Arbogast.
Legend (1985)
ReplyDeleteScott no longer allowed near children’s stories.
or
How big is Big D’s big D?
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhy is Jack even carrying his wallet?
V/H/S (2102)
ReplyDeletepretty pervy, but camera shy killer fun
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteThat wasted hot dog platter killed me.
Hellraise: Bloodline (1996)
ReplyDeleteOh fuck, it's starting with a spaceship.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteA Quiet Place (2018)
ReplyDeleteBaby bring batteries, beast battery baby's body
Little Evil (2017)
ReplyDeleteParenting is hell but TCETORP EHT DLIHC
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteThis is just like Fright Night!
Review count for day 10: 46
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 10: 545