Fay Wray in Michael Curtiz's MYSTERY AT THE WAX MUSEUM (1933, HBO MAX) for the first time.One of ELEVEN '33 features starring Wray.ORLionel Atwill's 'Brundlefly' Igor make-up shockingly graphic.OR"His Girl Friday"-like unexpectedly delightful twist ending.
John Carpenter's THE THING (1982, 4K UHD).Poor Norris' heart just wasn't into it.ORUnsurprisingly popular choice with hardcore cat lovers.
I, MADMAN aka HARDCOVER (1989, KINO CULT BLU-RAY) for the first time.Piano tuners' ears get "Reservoir Dog" treatment.ORStarts/ends with glorious "Gate" minion cameo.ORMost unbelievable, fantastical part: people actually reading.
Child’s Play 2 (1990. Dir. John Lafia). Adorable and terrifying at the same time.
Son of Frankenstein (1939, dir. Rowland V. Lee)Bela Lugosi is a joy to watch.
SUSPIRIA (1977) I want to walk around these sets.
The Card Player (2003)Gloved killer plays online poker….so 2003.
Heretic (2024, dir. Scott Beck & Bryan Woods)Zeitgeist-pilled Grant wasn't on my bingo card.
28 Days Later (2002)Rage Coffee: "Good to the last drop!"
Kwaidan (1965)Marries snow witch, gets the cold shoulder.ORKid wails pretty hard on the biwa.ORJust lend me your ears. No, seriously.
George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead (1978)My seven word review:Nobody does idiot hunters quite like Romero.
Vicious (2025)Same lesson as "Strangers": Never be home.Did the interviewer ask about her finger?Doctor X (1932)Creepiest thing? Still Lee Tracy's joy buzzer.
Nosferatu (2024)Original and two remakes all bangers. Unprecedented?
Braindead (1992 Dir. Peter Jackson)Jackson outdoes Raimi, Fulci, Gordon and Romero
The Wolf Man (1941, dir. George Waggner)I wonder how he'd fair in basketball...
Vicious (2025)Dakota Fanning tats make Creasy Bear happy
The Swarm (1978) Look, lollipop kid got what he deserved.
Psycho (1960)Norma Bates, huge Built To Spill fan.
The Last Man on Earth (1964)RFK says this movie gives kids autism.
Watching this one now too!
The Last Man on Earth (1964)Get the garlic outa’ my face, Vincent!
SO much garlic sniffing, both consensual and non 😂
Venom (2005)Suitcase not best way to transport snakes.
Heretic (2024)I wonder how this guy handles telemarketers.
CHOPPING MALL (1986)This mall takes security way too seriouslyor"Absolutely nothing can go wrong." Dangerous wordsorPaul Bartel and Mary Woronov, the perfect pair
Editing the last one.Perfect pair: Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov
Him (2025)Empty imagery. A quarterback without a line.
CAT’S EYE (1985) dir. Lewis TeagueNot the head Norris expected from Marcia.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)“We couldn’t do the Malibu Beach Project?”
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979, dir. Werner Herzog)Pretty sure these are Kinski's home movies.
Halloween II (2009, dir. Rob Zombie)People should at least appreciate the swing.
TRICK ‘R TREAT (2007) Just imagine the cleanup on November 1.
Friday the 13th (1980, dir. Sean S. Cunningham)It's quite quaint given the entire franchise.
Chopping Mall (1986)Now I want to rewatch Short Circuit.
Cuckoo (2024)Not too accurate with guns, these Germans.
FRANKIE FREAKO (2024) Wish I’d seen this at age 10.
Friday the 13th (2009)Jersey's never looked so much like Texas.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)Wow, Francis sure can spin a yarn.
Zombeavers (2014)When Rex Linn is your comic relief....
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)Cool witches, fights, guns, splatter, Gemma Arterton.
Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)Premise? Been done before. The film? Mid.
THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1992) What is Cousin It's connection to Pennywise?
The People Under The StairsWho was the sub? Ronald or Nancy?
Final Destination (2000)The wind plays Mouse Trap with teens.
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988. Dir. James Signorelli)Sad that this plot remains relevant today.
Night of the CreepsOh my god! David Paymer has hair!
Vamp (2025)Duncan makes for the most tragic character.
Once Bitten (1985)If the coffin's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
Amityville 3D (1983)Evil House powers somehow extend to highway.
Lake Placid (1999. Dir. Steve Miner)Quirky characters then are obnoxious this rewatch.
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)Horror comedy-- ironic as it is neither
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985. Dir. Rudy De Luca)Jokes are not funny and/or too long.
GHOSTBUSTERS (1984) Zombie cab driver should've had a spinoff.
Fay Wray in Michael Curtiz's MYSTERY AT THE WAX MUSEUM (1933, HBO MAX) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteOne of ELEVEN '33 features starring Wray.
OR
Lionel Atwill's 'Brundlefly' Igor make-up shockingly graphic.
OR
"His Girl Friday"-like unexpectedly delightful twist ending.
John Carpenter's THE THING (1982, 4K UHD).
ReplyDeletePoor Norris' heart just wasn't into it.
OR
Unsurprisingly popular choice with hardcore cat lovers.
I, MADMAN aka HARDCOVER (1989, KINO CULT BLU-RAY) for the first time.
ReplyDeletePiano tuners' ears get "Reservoir Dog" treatment.
OR
Starts/ends with glorious "Gate" minion cameo.
OR
Most unbelievable, fantastical part: people actually reading.
Child’s Play 2 (1990. Dir. John Lafia).
ReplyDeleteAdorable and terrifying at the same time.
Son of Frankenstein (1939, dir. Rowland V. Lee)
ReplyDeleteBela Lugosi is a joy to watch.
SUSPIRIA (1977)
ReplyDeleteI want to walk around these sets.
The Card Player (2003)
ReplyDeleteGloved killer plays online poker….so 2003.
Heretic (2024, dir. Scott Beck & Bryan Woods)
ReplyDeleteZeitgeist-pilled Grant wasn't on my bingo card.
28 Days Later (2002)
ReplyDeleteRage Coffee: "Good to the last drop!"
Kwaidan (1965)
ReplyDeleteMarries snow witch, gets the cold shoulder.
OR
Kid wails pretty hard on the biwa.
OR
Just lend me your ears. No, seriously.
George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDeleteMy seven word review:
Nobody does idiot hunters quite like Romero.
Vicious (2025)
ReplyDeleteSame lesson as "Strangers": Never be home.
Did the interviewer ask about her finger?
Doctor X (1932)
Creepiest thing? Still Lee Tracy's joy buzzer.
Nosferatu (2024)
ReplyDeleteOriginal and two remakes all bangers. Unprecedented?
Braindead (1992 Dir. Peter Jackson)
ReplyDeleteJackson outdoes Raimi, Fulci, Gordon and Romero
The Wolf Man (1941, dir. George Waggner)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how he'd fair in basketball...
Vicious (2025)
ReplyDeleteDakota Fanning tats make Creasy Bear happy
The Swarm (1978)
ReplyDeleteLook, lollipop kid got what he deserved.
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteNorma Bates, huge Built To Spill fan.
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
ReplyDeleteRFK says this movie gives kids autism.
Watching this one now too!
DeleteThe Last Man on Earth (1964)
ReplyDeleteGet the garlic outa’ my face, Vincent!
SO much garlic sniffing, both consensual and non 😂
DeleteVenom (2005)
ReplyDeleteSuitcase not best way to transport snakes.
Heretic (2024)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how this guy handles telemarketers.
CHOPPING MALL (1986)
ReplyDeleteThis mall takes security way too seriously
or
"Absolutely nothing can go wrong." Dangerous words
or
Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov, the perfect pair
Editing the last one.
DeletePerfect pair: Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov
Him (2025)
ReplyDeleteEmpty imagery. A quarterback without a line.
CAT’S EYE (1985) dir. Lewis Teague
ReplyDeleteNot the head Norris expected from Marcia.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDelete“We couldn’t do the Malibu Beach Project?”
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979, dir. Werner Herzog)
ReplyDeletePretty sure these are Kinski's home movies.
Halloween II (2009, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeletePeople should at least appreciate the swing.
TRICK ‘R TREAT (2007)
ReplyDeleteJust imagine the cleanup on November 1.
Friday the 13th (1980, dir. Sean S. Cunningham)
ReplyDeleteIt's quite quaint given the entire franchise.
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteNow I want to rewatch Short Circuit.
Cuckoo (2024)
ReplyDeleteNot too accurate with guns, these Germans.
FRANKIE FREAKO (2024)
ReplyDeleteWish I’d seen this at age 10.
Friday the 13th (2009)
ReplyDeleteJersey's never looked so much like Texas.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
ReplyDeleteWow, Francis sure can spin a yarn.
Zombeavers (2014)
ReplyDeleteWhen Rex Linn is your comic relief....
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
ReplyDeleteCool witches, fights, guns, splatter, Gemma Arterton.
Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)
ReplyDeletePremise? Been done before. The film? Mid.
THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1992)
ReplyDeleteWhat is Cousin It's connection to Pennywise?
The People Under The Stairs
ReplyDeleteWho was the sub? Ronald or Nancy?
Final Destination (2000)
ReplyDeleteThe wind plays Mouse Trap with teens.
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988. Dir. James Signorelli)
ReplyDeleteSad that this plot remains relevant today.
Night of the Creeps
ReplyDeleteOh my god! David Paymer has hair!
Vamp (2025)
ReplyDeleteDuncan makes for the most tragic character.
Once Bitten (1985)
ReplyDeleteIf the coffin's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
Amityville 3D (1983)
ReplyDeleteEvil House powers somehow extend to highway.
Lake Placid (1999. Dir. Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteQuirky characters then are obnoxious this rewatch.
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
ReplyDeleteHorror comedy-- ironic as it is neither
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985. Dir. Rudy De Luca)
DeleteJokes are not funny and/or too long.
GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
ReplyDeleteZombie cab driver should've had a spinoff.