Darkman (1990)Dactylomaniac mobster disfigures Liam Neeson into superherodom.
Night of the Comet (1984)Love first half and end, not lab.
Deathgasm 2 Goremageddon 2025Fresh penis necklaces now available on etsy
Jimmy and the Stiggs, Joe, 2025When in doubt use more alien blood
Scream 4, Wes Craven, 2011I am completely obsessed with Kirby's hairOrRobbie's camera headset is still friggin stupid
Shrooms (2007, dir. Paddy Breathnach)It's a ror vie bout ing shrooms.
THE BYE-BYE MAN (2017) Weird sequel to 1977's THE GOODBYE GIRL.
V/H/S/Halloween (2025)Diet Phantasma better than Diet Dr Pepper.
Leprechaun 4:In Space (1996)Dir. Brian Trenchard-Smith "But can we make the budget...smaller"
Night of the Demons (1988)Words to NEVER say: "Bodacious boobies, sis!"
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)So, Rod's death... Did Freddy kill Epstein?!
Vicious (2025)So... do you get a million dollars?
Prince of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter)Pleasant to see the presence of Pleasence.
Deep Red (1975, dir. Dario Argento)Argento giving a masterclass in horror filmmaking.
Donnie Darko (2001, dir. Richard Kelly)Frank, let's talk after EVIL DEAD, okay?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's RevengeDidn't he want revenge in the original?
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)Radio got a mic; be cryptic anyway
A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)Can sir help her find some pizza?
Cat People (1942)Wedding bliss fades then kitty hiss slays
The Void (2016)Hospital closing down; portal to hell underground
Lair of the White Worm (1988)Donahue got wiggly and I got giggly
Agnst (1983)Move the body with the fucking wheelchair
L'Inferno (1911)I love this sinema Italiano (Nine reference)
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Chopping Mall (1986)Roger Corman pizzeria; today's special is pepperoni
White Zombie (1932)All his zombies white; she not special
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Women be wanting pizza at weird times
Island of Lost Souls (1932)First time realizing Apia, not a pier
August Underground (2001)I wish this would have stayed underground
The House of the Devil a.k.a. Le manoir du diable (1896, dir. Georges Méliès)Derivative and full of tired movie tropes.(According to Wikipedia, this is widely considered to be the first horror movie.)
ER*TIC RITES OF FRANKENSTEIN (1973)What a weird world Jess Franco weaves
THE FEMALE VAMPIRE (1973, dir. Jess Franco)It ain't blood that this vampire sucks
Return to Horror HighIt’s messy, but a ton of fun.
The Substance (2024)Quaid eating shrimp might be grossest part
The Mad Magician (1954)It's not October without Vincent Price movies.
Rumpelstiltskin (1995)Best action sequences Mark Jones ever directed
Christmas Evil (1980)Now I'm in the mood for Christmas
Troll (1986)This whole enterprise makes me feel uncomfortable
Donnie Darko (2001)Middlesex cinephiles didn't demand Evil Dead screenings
Tales from the Crypt (1972)You're not my Crypt Keeper Ralph Richardson!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Runtime's usually 4 hours due to naps
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942, dir. Erle C. Kenton)Bavaria has endless supply of Dr. Frankensteins.
Darkman (1990)
ReplyDeleteDactylomaniac mobster disfigures Liam Neeson into superherodom.
Night of the Comet (1984)
ReplyDeleteLove first half and end, not lab.
Deathgasm 2 Goremageddon 2025
ReplyDeleteFresh penis necklaces now available on etsy
Jimmy and the Stiggs, Joe, 2025
ReplyDeleteWhen in doubt use more alien blood
Scream 4, Wes Craven, 2011
ReplyDeleteI am completely obsessed with Kirby's hair
Or
Robbie's camera headset is still friggin stupid
Shrooms (2007, dir. Paddy Breathnach)
ReplyDeleteIt's a ror vie bout ing shrooms.
THE BYE-BYE MAN (2017)
ReplyDeleteWeird sequel to 1977's THE GOODBYE GIRL.
V/H/S/Halloween (2025)
ReplyDeleteDiet Phantasma better than Diet Dr Pepper.
Leprechaun 4:In Space (1996)
ReplyDeleteDir. Brian Trenchard-Smith
"But can we make the budget...smaller"
Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteWords to NEVER say: "Bodacious boobies, sis!"
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteSo, Rod's death... Did Freddy kill Epstein?!
Vicious (2025)
ReplyDeleteSo... do you get a million dollars?
Prince of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeletePleasant to see the presence of Pleasence.
Deep Red (1975, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteArgento giving a masterclass in horror filmmaking.
Donnie Darko (2001, dir. Richard Kelly)
ReplyDeleteFrank, let's talk after EVIL DEAD, okay?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
ReplyDeleteDidn't he want revenge in the original?
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
ReplyDeleteRadio got a mic; be cryptic anyway
A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)
ReplyDeleteCan sir help her find some pizza?
Cat People (1942)
ReplyDeleteWedding bliss fades then kitty hiss slays
The Void (2016)
ReplyDeleteHospital closing down; portal to hell underground
Lair of the White Worm (1988)
ReplyDeleteDonahue got wiggly and I got giggly
Agnst (1983)
ReplyDeleteMove the body with the fucking wheelchair
L'Inferno (1911)
ReplyDeleteI love this sinema Italiano (Nine reference)
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteChopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteRoger Corman pizzeria; today's special is pepperoni
White Zombie (1932)
ReplyDeleteAll his zombies white; she not special
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteWomen be wanting pizza at weird times
Island of Lost Souls (1932)
ReplyDeleteFirst time realizing Apia, not a pier
August Underground (2001)
ReplyDeleteI wish this would have stayed underground
The House of the Devil a.k.a. Le manoir du diable (1896, dir. Georges Méliès)
ReplyDeleteDerivative and full of tired movie tropes.
(According to Wikipedia, this is widely considered to be the first horror movie.)
ER*TIC RITES OF FRANKENSTEIN (1973)
ReplyDeleteWhat a weird world Jess Franco weaves
THE FEMALE VAMPIRE (1973, dir. Jess Franco)
ReplyDeleteIt ain't blood that this vampire sucks
Return to Horror High
ReplyDeleteIt’s messy, but a ton of fun.
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteQuaid eating shrimp might be grossest part
The Mad Magician (1954)
ReplyDeleteIt's not October without Vincent Price movies.
Rumpelstiltskin (1995)
ReplyDeleteBest action sequences Mark Jones ever directed
Christmas Evil (1980)
ReplyDeleteNow I'm in the mood for Christmas
Troll (1986)
ReplyDeleteThis whole enterprise makes me feel uncomfortable
Donnie Darko (2001)
ReplyDeleteMiddlesex cinephiles didn't demand Evil Dead screenings
Tales from the Crypt (1972)
ReplyDeleteYou're not my Crypt Keeper Ralph Richardson!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDeleteRuntime's usually 4 hours due to naps
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942, dir. Erle C. Kenton)
ReplyDeleteBavaria has endless supply of Dr. Frankensteins.