Ice Cube in WAR OF THE WORLDS (2025, AMAZON PRIME) for the first time.'N.W.A.' now stands for 'Not Without Amazon.'ORCube's microphone has an intrusive, annoying ECHO(™).
HARD ROCK NIGHTMARE (1988, TUBI) for the first time.Werepires? Vamwolves? Who cares, heads will fly.ORMore screen time commuting than singing/slashing.
XTRO (1982, YOUTUBE).Peaks early with nightmare fuel 'birthing' sequence.ORAliens' warped interpretation of term 'oral fixation.'
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)Hiding from death in horrifying death cabin
Together (2025)Society deserves better than film lacking Substance
Primal Rage (1988)Elevator pitch: ‘The Crazies’ meets ‘Boo Monkey’
The Thing (1982)Just the god-damnedest thing you ever saw.
Ticks (1993)Fatigue? Headache? ‘Ticks’ gave me Lyme Disease
The Parenting (2025)Dir. Craig JohnsonMore of Brian Cox's ass than advertised.
House (1985)Forced babysitting job's scarier than any ghost.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)Movie's an IMDB trivia goon's wet dream.
DEATH OF A UNICORN (2025) Killer unicorn action interrupted by financial negotiations.
The Devil Rides Out (1968)Hammer, England, Satan worship, Christopher Lee disapproves.
To the Devil a Daughter (1976)Hammer, England, Satan worship, Christopher Lee approves.
Misery (1990)Never trust a person who says "cockadoodie"
Ice Cube in WAR OF THE WORLDS (2025, AMAZON PRIME) for the first time.
ReplyDelete'N.W.A.' now stands for 'Not Without Amazon.'
OR
Cube's microphone has an intrusive, annoying ECHO(™).
HARD ROCK NIGHTMARE (1988, TUBI) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteWerepires? Vamwolves? Who cares, heads will fly.
OR
More screen time commuting than singing/slashing.
XTRO (1982, YOUTUBE).
ReplyDeletePeaks early with nightmare fuel 'birthing' sequence.
OR
Aliens' warped interpretation of term 'oral fixation.'
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
ReplyDeleteHiding from death in horrifying death cabin
Together (2025)
ReplyDeleteSociety deserves better than film lacking Substance
Primal Rage (1988)
ReplyDeleteElevator pitch: ‘The Crazies’ meets ‘Boo Monkey’
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteJust the god-damnedest thing you ever saw.
Ticks (1993)
ReplyDeleteFatigue? Headache? ‘Ticks’ gave me Lyme Disease
The Parenting (2025)
ReplyDeleteDir. Craig Johnson
More of Brian Cox's ass than advertised.
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteForced babysitting job's scarier than any ghost.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteMovie's an IMDB trivia goon's wet dream.
DEATH OF A UNICORN (2025)
ReplyDeleteKiller unicorn action interrupted by financial negotiations.
The Devil Rides Out (1968)
ReplyDeleteHammer, England, Satan worship, Christopher Lee disapproves.
To the Devil a Daughter (1976)
ReplyDeleteHammer, England, Satan worship, Christopher Lee approves.
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteNever trust a person who says "cockadoodie"