Only seen three out of the five. Good-enough of an excuse to watch DON COSCARELLI'S 'PHANTASM' PENTALOGY:PHANTASM (1979, BLU- RAY).[Sexually fluid] "Grave Robbers From Outer Space."ORAs weird/illogical as it's engaging/fun.
PHANTASM II (1988, PEACOCK).Reggie scoring sexy girlfriend Alchemy unexpected highlight.ORFour-barrel shotgun build-up not worth final payoff.
PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD (1994, PEACOCK) for the first time.Jawas... "Lurkers"? Flying balls... "Sentinels"? No, thanks.ORDream logic only explanation for mint-condition 'Cuda.
PHANTASM IV: OBLIVION (1998, PEACOCK) for the first time.Desert hearse bigger than my NYC apartment.OROG "Phantasm's" unused/deleted footage steals show.ORBudget for car explosions remains surprisingly high.
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David Hartman's PHANTASM: RAVAGER (2016, PEACOCK)."Actors get older,... Barracuda stays the same."ORSilver spheres' victims now include horses, Bulgarians.ORAs movie-making technology improves, sequels' quality nosedives.
PRACTICAL MAGIC (1988) dir. Griffin DunneWhat’s a romcom without a little murder?
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (1981) It's cinematically important to show Jason's toilet?
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948, dir. Charles Barton)Chaney plays tragic figure, everyone else hams.
Strange Darling (2023)We're just gonna gloss over that breakfast?
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)I would listen to the Criminologist's podcast.
Basket Case (1982)Put the effing brother in the basket!
Scream 3 (2000)Scream franchise goes off the deep end.
Oops, doublepost.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)That town's furnace guy must be rich.
Wrong Turn (2021)Reboot gives inbred hillbillies the (metaphorical) axe.
The Long Walk (2025):That was a weird Amazing Race episode
Cujo (1983)Ruined the name "Cujo" for dogs forever.
Stir of Echoes (1999)A close second to Premium Rush Koepp
DeVour (2005) dir. David WinklerWorst Supernatural. And I watched season 7.
The shinning (1980)What did Wendy ever see in Jack?
Black Phone 2 (2025)Hawke as Krueger doing Curtains style skating.
Only seen three out of the five. Good-enough of an excuse to watch DON COSCARELLI'S 'PHANTASM' PENTALOGY:
ReplyDeletePHANTASM (1979, BLU- RAY).
[Sexually fluid] "Grave Robbers From Outer Space."
OR
As weird/illogical as it's engaging/fun.
PHANTASM II (1988, PEACOCK).
ReplyDeleteReggie scoring sexy girlfriend Alchemy unexpected highlight.
OR
Four-barrel shotgun build-up not worth final payoff.
PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD (1994, PEACOCK) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteJawas... "Lurkers"? Flying balls... "Sentinels"? No, thanks.
OR
Dream logic only explanation for mint-condition 'Cuda.
PHANTASM IV: OBLIVION (1998, PEACOCK) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteDesert hearse bigger than my NYC apartment.
OR
OG "Phantasm's" unused/deleted footage steals show.
OR
Budget for car explosions remains surprisingly high.
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ReplyDeleteDavid Hartman's PHANTASM: RAVAGER (2016, PEACOCK).
Delete"Actors get older,... Barracuda stays the same."
OR
Silver spheres' victims now include horses, Bulgarians.
OR
As movie-making technology improves, sequels' quality nosedives.
PRACTICAL MAGIC (1988) dir. Griffin Dunne
ReplyDeleteWhat’s a romcom without a little murder?
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteIt's cinematically important to show Jason's toilet?
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948, dir. Charles Barton)
ReplyDeleteChaney plays tragic figure, everyone else hams.
Strange Darling (2023)
ReplyDeleteWe're just gonna gloss over that breakfast?
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDeleteI would listen to the Criminologist's podcast.
Basket Case (1982)
ReplyDeletePut the effing brother in the basket!
Scream 3 (2000)
ReplyDeleteScream franchise goes off the deep end.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteOops, doublepost.
DeleteA Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteThat town's furnace guy must be rich.
Wrong Turn (2021)
ReplyDeleteReboot gives inbred hillbillies the (metaphorical) axe.
The Long Walk (2025):
ReplyDeleteThat was a weird Amazing Race episode
Cujo (1983)
ReplyDeleteRuined the name "Cujo" for dogs forever.
Stir of Echoes (1999)
ReplyDeleteA close second to Premium Rush Koepp
DeVour (2005) dir. David Winkler
ReplyDeleteWorst Supernatural. And I watched season 7.
The shinning (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhat did Wendy ever see in Jack?
Black Phone 2 (2025)
ReplyDeleteHawke as Krueger doing Curtains style skating.