'ANTICHRIST ORIGIN STORY' DOUBLE FEATURE:Dan 'Grizzly Adams' Haggerty in ELVES (1989, YOUTUBE) for the first time.Familial i-n-c-e-s-t? Nazism? Christmas r-a-p-e? PG-13? "Must-see!"ORAre all Haggerty movies this batshit/insane?
David Warner and Gregory Peck in Richard Donner's THE OMEN (1976, BLU-RAY)."You lie, Damien! THERE ARE FOUR SEQUELS!"OR"To Kill A Mockingbird" sequel went weird.
Christian Nyby/Howard Hawks' THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951, ROKU CHANNEL)Enhaces/complements/surpasses/elevates excellent '82 remake. ORMake your own damn coffee, men! #EpicBechdelTestFailure
VHS HalloweenRips off my favourite video from bigmommymilkers.com!
The Raven (1935)Couple didn't even try not getting squished
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)Where's Mothman when you need him most?
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)Need to kill him? Chalk it up
Man Behind the Sun (1988)No puns when talking about war crimes
Repulsion (1965)Still cleaner than my college dorm room
Village of the Damned (1995)These snooty lil cuties went all kalbooey
The Body Snatcher (1945)Never get drunk while blackmailing someone scary
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)Just got nailed, it wasn't a ball
The Kiss (1988)Patton Oswalt saw this and said, "Her."
'ANTICHRIST ORIGIN STORY' DOUBLE FEATURE:
ReplyDeleteDan 'Grizzly Adams' Haggerty in ELVES (1989, YOUTUBE) for the first time.
Familial i-n-c-e-s-t? Nazism? Christmas r-a-p-e? PG-13? "Must-see!"
OR
Are all Haggerty movies this batshit/insane?
David Warner and Gregory Peck in Richard Donner's THE OMEN (1976, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDelete"You lie, Damien! THERE ARE FOUR SEQUELS!"
OR
"To Kill A Mockingbird" sequel went weird.
Christian Nyby/Howard Hawks' THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951, ROKU CHANNEL)
ReplyDeleteEnhaces/complements/surpasses/elevates excellent '82 remake.
OR
Make your own damn coffee, men! #EpicBechdelTestFailure
VHS Halloween
ReplyDeleteRips off my favourite video from bigmommymilkers.com!
The Raven (1935)
ReplyDeleteCouple didn't even try not getting squished
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Mothman when you need him most?
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)
ReplyDeleteNeed to kill him? Chalk it up
Man Behind the Sun (1988)
ReplyDeleteNo puns when talking about war crimes
Repulsion (1965)
ReplyDeleteStill cleaner than my college dorm room
Village of the Damned (1995)
ReplyDeleteThese snooty lil cuties went all kalbooey
The Body Snatcher (1945)
ReplyDeleteNever get drunk while blackmailing someone scary
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
ReplyDeleteJust got nailed, it wasn't a ball
The Kiss (1988)
ReplyDeletePatton Oswalt saw this and said, "Her."