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'CONTEMPORARY ANIMATED ASIAN DEMON HUNTING' DOUBLE FEATURE:CHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC (JAPAN, 2025, IMAX) for the first time.Too many romantic hijinks, not enough chainsawing.ORViolent-as-hell theatrical trailer lied? No way! 🙄
EXORCISM CHRONICLES: THE BEGINNING (SOUTH KOREA, '25, THEATER) for the first time.Muscular Catholic priest saves world's religions... again?ORCG animation straight out of PlayStation [3].ORNickelodeon's "Avatar" meets "Exorcist: Believer." Add "Orphen."
Lewis Teague's CUJO (1983, KINO LOBER 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.'Who's good boy?Not you, Tad. Scram.'ORCould've been Ford Pinto. Dog-humping explosion averted.ORIf only Amazon Delivery could've saved day.
A Serbian FilmY’know… It’s my fault for having eyes.
You made me laugh out loud
Evil Dead (2013)The Betty Ford Clinic it is not.
SALEM'S LOT (1979, dir. Tobe Hooper)Town's vampire infestation gets out of controlORPlease stop scratching on my window pane
Weapons (2025)Frantically googling for a Aunt Gladys GRWM
TUSK (2014) Sequel: Jay and Silent Walrus Strike Back.
Dog Soldiers (2002, dir. Neil Marshall)Wee bit o' lycanthropy 'pon them moors.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Maybe witch just performing preventative dental care?
Nosferatu (1922, dir. F.W. Murnau)It's a Schreck movie. But where's Donkey!?
House (1985)Tommy from Carrie vs. flashbacks from 'Nam.
April Fool's Day (1986)F13's Amy Steel can't catch a break.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)I'm ready for Yvonne of the Dead
Green Room(2015 Dir Jeremy Saulnier)Love the movies message. Fuck off Nazis
The House of Dynamite (2025)This movie oozes existential dread. Bravo Bigelow!
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Can't I just be gently led there?ORAt least Hell HR prohibits workplace inequality.ORHell is dating Justin Long, psychology brofessor.
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)Only ghost here is Jason Statham's hairline.
Ghost Ship (2002)Like Titanic, only with more wire decapitations.
Crawl (2019)“Ladies and Gentleman, Barry Peppa!” - Patrick Stewart
Shadow of the Vampire (2000, dir. E. Elias Merhige)This is Willem Dafoe's most Max(Schreck)imalist performance.
Monster Squad (1987)Can't prove The Invisible Man WASN'T there
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)Former CBGB performers murdering animals and children.
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ReplyDelete'CONTEMPORARY ANIMATED ASIAN DEMON HUNTING' DOUBLE FEATURE:
DeleteCHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC (JAPAN, 2025, IMAX) for the first time.
Too many romantic hijinks, not enough chainsawing.
OR
Violent-as-hell theatrical trailer lied? No way! 🙄
EXORCISM CHRONICLES: THE BEGINNING (SOUTH KOREA, '25, THEATER) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMuscular Catholic priest saves world's religions... again?
OR
CG animation straight out of PlayStation [3].
OR
Nickelodeon's "Avatar" meets "Exorcist: Believer." Add "Orphen."
Lewis Teague's CUJO (1983, KINO LOBER 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDelete'Who's good boy?
Not you, Tad. Scram.'
OR
Could've been Ford Pinto. Dog-humping explosion averted.
OR
If only Amazon Delivery could've saved day.
A Serbian Film
ReplyDeleteY’know… It’s my fault for having eyes.
You made me laugh out loud
DeleteEvil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteThe Betty Ford Clinic it is not.
SALEM'S LOT (1979, dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteTown's vampire infestation gets out of control
OR
Please stop scratching on my window pane
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteFrantically googling for a Aunt Gladys GRWM
TUSK (2014)
ReplyDeleteSequel: Jay and Silent Walrus Strike Back.
Dog Soldiers (2002, dir. Neil Marshall)
ReplyDeleteWee bit o' lycanthropy 'pon them moors.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteMaybe witch just performing preventative dental care?
Nosferatu (1922, dir. F.W. Murnau)
ReplyDeleteIt's a Schreck movie. But where's Donkey!?
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteTommy from Carrie vs. flashbacks from 'Nam.
April Fool's Day (1986)
ReplyDeleteF13's Amy Steel can't catch a break.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for Yvonne of the Dead
Green Room(2015 Dir Jeremy Saulnier)
ReplyDeleteLove the movies message. Fuck off Nazis
The House of Dynamite (2025)
ReplyDeleteThis movie oozes existential dread. Bravo Bigelow!
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteCan't I just be gently led there?
OR
At least Hell HR prohibits workplace inequality.
OR
Hell is dating Justin Long, psychology brofessor.
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)
ReplyDeleteOnly ghost here is Jason Statham's hairline.
Ghost Ship (2002)
ReplyDeleteLike Titanic, only with more wire decapitations.
Crawl (2019)
ReplyDelete“Ladies and Gentleman, Barry Peppa!” - Patrick Stewart
Shadow of the Vampire (2000, dir. E. Elias Merhige)
ReplyDeleteThis is Willem Dafoe's most Max(Schreck)imalist performance.
Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteCan't prove The Invisible Man WASN'T there
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
ReplyDeleteFormer CBGB performers murdering animals and children.