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'CONTEMPORARY ANIMATED ASIAN DEMON HUNTING' DOUBLE FEATURE:CHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC (JAPAN, 2025, IMAX) for the first time.Too many romantic hijinks, not enough chainsawing.ORViolent-as-hell theatrical trailer lied? No way! 🙄
EXORCISM CHRONICLES: THE BEGINNING (SOUTH KOREA, '25, THEATER) for the first time.Muscular Catholic priest saves world's religions... again?ORCG animation straight out of PlayStation [3].ORNickelodeon's "Avatar" meets "Exorcist: Believer." Add "Orphen."
Lewis Teague's CUJO (1983, KINO LOBER 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.'Who's good boy?Not you, Tad. Scram.'ORCould've been Ford Pinto. Dog-humping explosion averted.ORIf only Amazon Delivery could've saved day.
A Serbian FilmY’know… It’s my fault for having eyes.
You made me laugh out loud
Evil Dead (2013)The Betty Ford Clinic it is not.
SALEM'S LOT (1979, dir. Tobe Hooper)Town's vampire infestation gets out of controlORPlease stop scratching on my window pane
Weapons (2025)Frantically googling for a Aunt Gladys GRWM
TUSK (2014) Sequel: Jay and Silent Walrus Strike Back.
Dog Soldiers (2002, dir. Neil Marshall)Wee bit o' lycanthropy 'pon them moors.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Maybe witch just performing preventative dental care?
Nosferatu (1922, dir. F.W. Murnau)It's a Schreck movie. But where's Donkey!?
House (1985)Tommy from Carrie vs. flashbacks from 'Nam.
April Fool's Day (1986)F13's Amy Steel can't catch a break.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)I'm ready for Yvonne of the Dead
YES!
Green Room(2015 Dir Jeremy Saulnier)Love the movies message. Fuck off Nazis
The House of Dynamite (2025)This movie oozes existential dread. Bravo Bigelow!
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Can't I just be gently led there?ORAt least Hell HR prohibits workplace inequality.ORHell is dating Justin Long, psychology brofessor.
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)Only ghost here is Jason Statham's hairline.
Ghost Ship (2002)Like Titanic, only with more wire decapitations.
Crawl (2019)“Ladies and Gentleman, Barry Peppa!” - Patrick Stewart
Shadow of the Vampire (2000, dir. E. Elias Merhige)This is Willem Dafoe's most Max(Schreck)imalist performance.
Monster Squad (1987)Can't prove The Invisible Man WASN'T there
Love it!
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)Former CBGB performers murdering animals and children.
SLAXX (2020) dir. Elza Kepart Not a comedy! I work for Craig.
Weapons (2025)Was the aunt a parasitic clown or...?
Zombeavers (2014)It's the zombie part that's the deal-breaker.
Shivers (1975. Dir. David Cronenberg)Sexy slugs plus lunchtime pickles and coffee.
The People Under The Stairs (1991)You know how these two would vote.
High Tension (2003)High tension achieved, but snapped by twist.
Night of the Lepus (1972)"Lepus?... What, behind the rabbit?..." "RUN AWAY!!"
Sinners (2025)Another exhibit for the banjo defamation lawsuit.
Audition 1999, cue the needle drop:🎵 "I would walk five hundred miles" unless...
CREEPSHOW (1982) Strange episode of Netflix's IS IT CAKE.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)"Touch my stomach. Feel the hoof kicking?"ORGenesis of heroine's murdered gay friend trope?
The Monkey (2025)Featuring bullies like Adrien Brody... the brutal-est
Lake Placid (1999)Fuck: Oliver PlattMarry: PullmanKill: Lakes
Trick ‘r TreatBill Maplewood finally got what he deserved.
Poltergeist (1982)“This house is clean. Well, mostly. Clean-ish…”
Or…“I don’t offer a 30-day warranty, child.”
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)Goldblum would've killed in the live adaptation.
Village of the Damned(1995 Dir John Carpenter) We sure it wasn't rhe albino milkman?
MISERY (1990) Wonder if Paul Sheldon's met Sutter Cane?
The Frighteners (1996)This movie makes no sense. Love it.
The Long Walk (2025)Definitely more poop than I was expecting
Invader (2024)Director of Photography: a 1997 George Clooney
Frankenweenie (2012)Charming tale of kids electrocuting dead animals.
House of wax (2005) How many Costco candles would this take?
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness (1987)Movie ends, opening credits still going strong.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) - On 35mmDinner scene more intense on big screenOrLeatherface just wanted to be left alone
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ReplyDelete'CONTEMPORARY ANIMATED ASIAN DEMON HUNTING' DOUBLE FEATURE:
DeleteCHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC (JAPAN, 2025, IMAX) for the first time.
Too many romantic hijinks, not enough chainsawing.
OR
Violent-as-hell theatrical trailer lied? No way! 🙄
EXORCISM CHRONICLES: THE BEGINNING (SOUTH KOREA, '25, THEATER) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMuscular Catholic priest saves world's religions... again?
OR
CG animation straight out of PlayStation [3].
OR
Nickelodeon's "Avatar" meets "Exorcist: Believer." Add "Orphen."
Lewis Teague's CUJO (1983, KINO LOBER 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDelete'Who's good boy?
Not you, Tad. Scram.'
OR
Could've been Ford Pinto. Dog-humping explosion averted.
OR
If only Amazon Delivery could've saved day.
A Serbian Film
ReplyDeleteY’know… It’s my fault for having eyes.
You made me laugh out loud
DeleteEvil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteThe Betty Ford Clinic it is not.
SALEM'S LOT (1979, dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteTown's vampire infestation gets out of control
OR
Please stop scratching on my window pane
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteFrantically googling for a Aunt Gladys GRWM
TUSK (2014)
ReplyDeleteSequel: Jay and Silent Walrus Strike Back.
Dog Soldiers (2002, dir. Neil Marshall)
ReplyDeleteWee bit o' lycanthropy 'pon them moors.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteMaybe witch just performing preventative dental care?
Nosferatu (1922, dir. F.W. Murnau)
ReplyDeleteIt's a Schreck movie. But where's Donkey!?
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteTommy from Carrie vs. flashbacks from 'Nam.
April Fool's Day (1986)
ReplyDeleteF13's Amy Steel can't catch a break.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for Yvonne of the Dead
YES!
DeleteGreen Room(2015 Dir Jeremy Saulnier)
ReplyDeleteLove the movies message. Fuck off Nazis
The House of Dynamite (2025)
ReplyDeleteThis movie oozes existential dread. Bravo Bigelow!
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteCan't I just be gently led there?
OR
At least Hell HR prohibits workplace inequality.
OR
Hell is dating Justin Long, psychology brofessor.
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)
ReplyDeleteOnly ghost here is Jason Statham's hairline.
Ghost Ship (2002)
ReplyDeleteLike Titanic, only with more wire decapitations.
Crawl (2019)
ReplyDelete“Ladies and Gentleman, Barry Peppa!” - Patrick Stewart
Shadow of the Vampire (2000, dir. E. Elias Merhige)
ReplyDeleteThis is Willem Dafoe's most Max(Schreck)imalist performance.
Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteCan't prove The Invisible Man WASN'T there
Love it!
DeleteTales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
ReplyDeleteFormer CBGB performers murdering animals and children.
SLAXX (2020) dir. Elza Kepart
ReplyDeleteNot a comedy! I work for Craig.
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteWas the aunt a parasitic clown or...?
Zombeavers (2014)
ReplyDeleteIt's the zombie part that's the deal-breaker.
Shivers (1975. Dir. David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteSexy slugs plus lunchtime pickles and coffee.
The People Under The Stairs (1991)
ReplyDeleteYou know how these two would vote.
High Tension (2003)
ReplyDeleteHigh tension achieved, but snapped by twist.
Night of the Lepus (1972)
ReplyDelete"Lepus?... What, behind the rabbit?..." "RUN AWAY!!"
Sinners (2025)
ReplyDeleteAnother exhibit for the banjo defamation lawsuit.
Audition 1999, cue the needle drop:
ReplyDelete🎵 "I would walk five hundred miles" unless...
CREEPSHOW (1982)
ReplyDeleteStrange episode of Netflix's IS IT CAKE.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
ReplyDelete"Touch my stomach. Feel the hoof kicking?"
OR
Genesis of heroine's murdered gay friend trope?
The Monkey (2025)
ReplyDeleteFeaturing bullies like Adrien Brody... the brutal-est
Lake Placid (1999)
ReplyDeleteFuck: Oliver Platt
Marry: Pullman
Kill: Lakes
Trick ‘r Treat
ReplyDeleteBill Maplewood finally got what he deserved.
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDelete“This house is clean. Well, mostly. Clean-ish…”
Or…
Delete“I don’t offer a 30-day warranty, child.”
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)
ReplyDeleteGoldblum would've killed in the live adaptation.
Village of the Damned(1995 Dir John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteWe sure it wasn't rhe albino milkman?
MISERY (1990)
ReplyDeleteWonder if Paul Sheldon's met Sutter Cane?
The Frighteners (1996)
ReplyDeleteThis movie makes no sense. Love it.
The Long Walk (2025)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely more poop than I was expecting
Invader (2024)
ReplyDeleteDirector of Photography: a 1997 George Clooney
Frankenweenie (2012)
ReplyDeleteCharming tale of kids electrocuting dead animals.
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ReplyDeleteHouse of wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteHow many Costco candles would this take?
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ReplyDeleteJohn Carpenter's Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteMovie ends, opening credits still going strong.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) - On 35mm
ReplyDeleteDinner scene more intense on big screen
Or
Leatherface just wanted to be left alone