Chris Stuckmann's SHELBY OAKS (2025, THEATER) for the first time."Not Another Ari Aster-like, Cult-Wrecks-Family Horror Movie."ORI've been 'stuckmannized.' Quick cure: unsubscribe, unfollow.
HEREDITARY (2018, 4K UHD).Gabriel Byrne's emotional breakdown always gets me.ORJust wondering... Annie's miniatures exhibit indefinitely postponed?ORSo? Family drives me up walls too.
Ridley Scott's ALIEN: THEATRICAL CUT (1979, 4K UHD).John Hurt was beautiful... on the inside.ORWhy's Mother's voice countdown tone so cheerful?
James Cameron's ALIENS: SPECIAL EDITION (1986, 4K UHD)."SE" minus 'Daughter' scene equals sci-fi masterpiece.ORGorman starts chump, goes out like champ.ORI miss Cameron's cinematic gun porn phase.
Jaws (1975)How’d jaws learn to drive to Amity?
Return to Horror High (1987)Marsha Brady chilidog eating cop. Also Clooney.
Dark Glasses (2022, dir. Dario Argento)Have new True Detective fan casting combo.
3 From Hell (2019, dir. Rob Zombie)Liked it better the second time around.
A Bucket of Blood (1959, dir. Roger Corman)Walter really pioneered the stabbed cat movement.
The Midnight Hour (1985, dir. Jack Bender)Is the party's theme shitty Halloween costumes?
Suspiria (1977, dir. Dario Argento)Somehow Udo Kier gives most measured performance.
Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993)THIS IS NOT A MOVIE**By posting only a five-word review I have failed the Scary Movie Challenge, just like this movie has failed to be a movie.
The Orphanage (2007)So can they not smell in Spain?
Witchfinder General (1968)More like "Which? Find her genitals" ayo
Oddity (2024)Why everyone so chill about woody shifting?
Audition (1999)Man seeking a woman, no strings attached
😅🥰
Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021)Great vibes mixed with odd writing choices.
The Devil Rides Out (1968)Guess there's an age limit for circle
Stir of Echos (1999)Shyamalan buried this, but I dug it
Neon Maniacs (1986)Village People zombies, your movie cumbersome ass
The Machine Girl (2008)Muderous mommy milkers make minced meat marmalade
Spider Baby: or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1968)Here, Bruno dont talk about the family
Battle Royale (2000)Teen Girl Squad goes Teen Hurl Squad
Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (1974)Sexy Chad Powers lookin ass over here
Lights Out (2016)Turns out, sometimes, suicide is the answer
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)Misleading title, he never said any swears
Halloween (2018)Laurie Strode so Judy Greer could run.
House of Wax (2005)Haven’t seen What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.
The Innkeepers (2011)Movie ghosts have great taste in hotels.
Wolf Man (2025, dir. Leigh Whannell)A very clunky script quite well directed.Exit 8 (2025, dir. Genki Kawamura)An adaptation of a plotless puzzle game.
The Lost Boys(1987 Dir Joel Schumacher)This movie taught me to be cool
Night if the Creeps(1986 Dir Fred Dekker) key to surviving college? Shut your mouth
Halloween 2 (2009)Where’s the Weird Al as Loomis movie?
HauntDamn, Universal stepped it up this year.
JigsawLasers are too ridiculous even for Saw.
Children of the Corn: Genesis (2011)There was a distinct lack of corn.
#ScaryMovieMonthFREAKY (2020) dir. Christopher LandonScream Queen Mount Rushmore includes Kathryn Newton.
Chris Stuckmann's SHELBY OAKS (2025, THEATER) for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Not Another Ari Aster-like, Cult-Wrecks-Family Horror Movie."
OR
I've been 'stuckmannized.' Quick cure: unsubscribe, unfollow.
HEREDITARY (2018, 4K UHD).
ReplyDeleteGabriel Byrne's emotional breakdown always gets me.
OR
Just wondering... Annie's miniatures exhibit indefinitely postponed?
OR
So? Family drives me up walls too.
Ridley Scott's ALIEN: THEATRICAL CUT (1979, 4K UHD).
ReplyDeleteJohn Hurt was beautiful... on the inside.
OR
Why's Mother's voice countdown tone so cheerful?
James Cameron's ALIENS: SPECIAL EDITION (1986, 4K UHD).
ReplyDelete"SE" minus 'Daughter' scene equals sci-fi masterpiece.
OR
Gorman starts chump, goes out like champ.
OR
I miss Cameron's cinematic gun porn phase.
Jaws (1975)
ReplyDeleteHow’d jaws learn to drive to Amity?
Return to Horror High (1987)
ReplyDeleteMarsha Brady chilidog eating cop. Also Clooney.
Dark Glasses (2022, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteHave new True Detective fan casting combo.
3 From Hell (2019, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteLiked it better the second time around.
A Bucket of Blood (1959, dir. Roger Corman)
ReplyDeleteWalter really pioneered the stabbed cat movement.
The Midnight Hour (1985, dir. Jack Bender)
ReplyDeleteIs the party's theme shitty Halloween costumes?
Suspiria (1977, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteSomehow Udo Kier gives most measured performance.
Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993)
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS NOT A MOVIE*
*By posting only a five-word review I have failed the Scary Movie Challenge, just like this movie has failed to be a movie.
The Orphanage (2007)
ReplyDeleteSo can they not smell in Spain?
Witchfinder General (1968)
ReplyDeleteMore like "Which? Find her genitals" ayo
Oddity (2024)
ReplyDeleteWhy everyone so chill about woody shifting?
Audition (1999)
ReplyDeleteMan seeking a woman, no strings attached
😅🥰
DeleteFear Street Part One: 1994 (2021)
ReplyDeleteGreat vibes mixed with odd writing choices.
The Devil Rides Out (1968)
ReplyDeleteGuess there's an age limit for circle
Stir of Echos (1999)
ReplyDeleteShyamalan buried this, but I dug it
Neon Maniacs (1986)
ReplyDeleteVillage People zombies, your movie cumbersome ass
The Machine Girl (2008)
ReplyDeleteMuderous mommy milkers make minced meat marmalade
Spider Baby: or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1968)
ReplyDeleteHere, Bruno dont talk about the family
Battle Royale (2000)
ReplyDeleteTeen Girl Squad goes Teen Hurl Squad
Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (1974)
ReplyDeleteSexy Chad Powers lookin ass over here
Lights Out (2016)
ReplyDeleteTurns out, sometimes, suicide is the answer
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
ReplyDeleteMisleading title, he never said any swears
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteLaurie Strode so Judy Greer could run.
House of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteHaven’t seen What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.
The Innkeepers (2011)
ReplyDeleteMovie ghosts have great taste in hotels.
Wolf Man (2025, dir. Leigh Whannell)
ReplyDeleteA very clunky script quite well directed.
Exit 8 (2025, dir. Genki Kawamura)
An adaptation of a plotless puzzle game.
The Lost Boys(1987 Dir Joel Schumacher)
ReplyDeleteThis movie taught me to be cool
Night if the Creeps(1986 Dir Fred Dekker)
ReplyDeletekey to surviving college? Shut your mouth
Halloween 2 (2009)
ReplyDeleteWhere’s the Weird Al as Loomis movie?
Haunt
ReplyDeleteDamn, Universal stepped it up this year.
Jigsaw
ReplyDeleteLasers are too ridiculous even for Saw.
Children of the Corn: Genesis (2011)
ReplyDeleteThere was a distinct lack of corn.
#ScaryMovieMonth
ReplyDeleteFREAKY (2020) dir. Christopher Landon
Scream Queen Mount Rushmore includes Kathryn Newton.