Tobe Hooper's LIFEFORCE (1985, 4K UHD.Wherever Mathilda May POINTS, she bangs... HARD!ORInner-monster notwithstanding, l'd still open-mouth kiss Picard.
AQUANOIDS (2003, TUBI) for the frst (and last) tme.Shot-on-video underwater "Kindred" remake aims low, misses.ORAbsolute proof that TUBI will show ANYTHING.
["Train To Busan" director] Yeon Sang-ho's THE UGLY (2025, theater) for the first time.Unearthed cadaver wrecks blind patriarch's family dynamics.OR"Twilight Zone"-caliber denouement finishes slow-burn thriller strongly.
THE GORGON (1964) Hey, at least she’s not a Gorgonite.
Nightmare Weekend (1986)Watched with F This Movie! crew commentary.
Halloween (1978)Why couldn't they ever duplicate that mask?
Black Sabbath (1963)Prank calls, familial vampirism, leaky faucets. Bellisimo!
George A. Romero's Creepshow (1982)Aren't we all asking, "Where's my cake?"
Ti West's The House of the Devil (2009)At least she got a free pizza.
House of 1000 Corpses (2023)High price paid for free tire repair.
HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT (2021)I'm still waiting for something to happen.
Isle of the Dead (1945)It's not the plague, it's the Vorvolaka.
The Long Walk (2025)Who the fuck can’t walk AND shit?
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HELL HOUSE LLC (2015, Dir. Stephen Cognetti)Damn shame about all that unquaffed wine.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Teens fall for Democrat Krueger pedophile hoax.
👏👏👏👏👏
SIGNS (2002) - A first-time watchPennsylvania cornfields have never been so menacing
12 Hour Shift (2020)Terrible recruiting video for nursing. Fun flick.
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970, dir: Dario Argento)Guess I'll start fucking to a metronome.
Inferno (1980, dir. Dario Argento)Must avoid The Three Mothers at HPB.
Jeepers Creepers (2001, dir. Victor Salva)Fun, but hard to separate from artist.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003, dir. Rob Zombie)I Singled Out my lease favorite character.
Annihilation (2018) That scene made my guts crawl
...so close, try again...
THE MANGLER (1995) dir. Tobe HooperBuffalo Bill buffaloed Bill Gartley but good.
Bone Lake (2025)Gen Z discovers Funny Games AND Seinfeld.
Monkey Shines (1988)You kiss your Mother with that monkey?
Mute Witness (1995)That’s what I call Sweet Chin Music.
Diabolique (1955)Just yelling "Boo!" would've been way easier...
Carry On Screaming (1966, dir. Gerald Thomas)Boobs. Bum.Am I doing innuendo right?
Tales from the Crypt (1972)Four assholes and one unlucky antiques collector.
Scream 2 (1997)Just like Scream, but stabbier and sequal-ier.
V/H/S Halloween (2025)VHS camcorders really needed some image stabilization.
Daybreakers (2009)I'll have almond blood in my coffee.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)Stop flirting, Jack. He took a vow.
28 Years Later (2025)Twenty-eight times better than I expected.
Sisters (1972)Masterful buildup, bugnuts ending, split screen sublimation.
Wolf Man (2025)The transformations and the view: both spectacular.
Jigsaw (2017. Dir. The Spierig Brothers) Jigsaw puppet on a tricycle is cute.
THE THING (1982) Fat Boys: “Are you ready for McReady?”
Barbarian (2022)Bonus square footage not worth confrontational housemates.
Return of the Living Dead II (1988)Dir. Ken Wierderhorn Sequel is more butt rock than punk.
Phantasm 2 (1988)...skip to final 10 minutes, I'll wait...
You’re Next (2011, dir. Adam Wingard)Oh wait. They actually meant “your necks”.
Barbarian (2022)Justin Long deserves death for singing "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi"
House of Frankenstein (1944)Monsters get 10 minutes; Karloff, 70–Unfair!
Houseboat Horror, Kendal Flanagan, 1981Aussie's so eloquent, you'll bar up mate
Ma (2019)Pa would have somehow been even creepier.
Martin, George Romero, 1977Ouch, waking up to Grandpa's morning wood
The Skeleton Key (2005)Like Get Out but bad and racist.
PIECES (1982) Random kung fu professor makes the movie.
The ShiningI’d be fine, since I don’t drink.
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)Alzheimer's far more terrifying than demonic snakes...
Fright Night (1985)Bleeding gak and sand?! That's sooooo cooool!
Prince of Darkness (1987)anyone try shooting the thing six times?
Terrifier 3 (2024)Yeah, I'm into ART (assorted red towels).
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)One kill is NOT like the others.
I Saw the Devil (2010)Misleading title, he was guillotined not sawed
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)I forgot this was a bad one
The Body Snatcher (1945)Karloff killing the dog goes fucking hard.
Review count for day 4: 59Review total after day 4: 259
The Menu (2022)Life lesson: A cheeseburger might save you.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1Middle aged werewolf imprints on child bride.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1A werewolf called dibs on a baby!
Tobe Hooper's LIFEFORCE (1985, 4K UHD.
ReplyDeleteWherever Mathilda May POINTS, she bangs... HARD!
OR
Inner-monster notwithstanding, l'd still open-mouth kiss Picard.
AQUANOIDS (2003, TUBI) for the frst (and last) tme.
ReplyDeleteShot-on-video underwater "Kindred" remake aims low, misses.
OR
Absolute proof that TUBI will show ANYTHING.
["Train To Busan" director] Yeon Sang-ho's THE UGLY (2025, theater) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteUnearthed cadaver wrecks blind patriarch's family dynamics.
OR
"Twilight Zone"-caliber denouement finishes slow-burn thriller strongly.
THE GORGON (1964)
ReplyDeleteHey, at least she’s not a Gorgonite.
Nightmare Weekend (1986)
ReplyDeleteWatched with F This Movie! crew commentary.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteWhy couldn't they ever duplicate that mask?
Black Sabbath (1963)
ReplyDeletePrank calls, familial vampirism, leaky faucets. Bellisimo!
George A. Romero's Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteAren't we all asking, "Where's my cake?"
Ti West's The House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteAt least she got a free pizza.
House of 1000 Corpses (2023)
ReplyDeleteHigh price paid for free tire repair.
HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT (2021)
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for something to happen.
Isle of the Dead (1945)
ReplyDeleteIt's not the plague, it's the Vorvolaka.
The Long Walk (2025)
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck can’t walk AND shit?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHELL HOUSE LLC (2015, Dir. Stephen Cognetti)
ReplyDeleteDamn shame about all that unquaffed wine.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
ReplyDeleteTeens fall for Democrat Krueger pedophile hoax.
👏👏👏👏👏
DeleteSIGNS (2002) - A first-time watch
ReplyDeletePennsylvania cornfields have never been so menacing
12 Hour Shift (2020)
ReplyDeleteTerrible recruiting video for nursing. Fun flick.
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970, dir: Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteGuess I'll start fucking to a metronome.
Inferno (1980, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteMust avoid The Three Mothers at HPB.
Jeepers Creepers (2001, dir. Victor Salva)
ReplyDeleteFun, but hard to separate from artist.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteI Singled Out my lease favorite character.
Annihilation (2018)
ReplyDeleteThat scene made my guts crawl
...so close, try again...
DeleteTHE MANGLER (1995) dir. Tobe Hooper
ReplyDeleteBuffalo Bill buffaloed Bill Gartley but good.
Bone Lake (2025)
ReplyDeleteGen Z discovers Funny Games AND Seinfeld.
Monkey Shines (1988)
ReplyDeleteYou kiss your Mother with that monkey?
Mute Witness (1995)
ReplyDeleteThat’s what I call Sweet Chin Music.
Diabolique (1955)
ReplyDeleteJust yelling "Boo!" would've been way easier...
Carry On Screaming (1966, dir. Gerald Thomas)
ReplyDeleteBoobs. Bum.
Am I doing innuendo right?
Tales from the Crypt (1972)
ReplyDeleteFour assholes and one unlucky antiques collector.
Scream 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteJust like Scream, but stabbier and sequal-ier.
V/H/S Halloween (2025)
ReplyDeleteVHS camcorders really needed some image stabilization.
Daybreakers (2009)
ReplyDeleteI'll have almond blood in my coffee.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)
ReplyDeleteStop flirting, Jack. He took a vow.
28 Years Later (2025)
ReplyDeleteTwenty-eight times better than I expected.
Sisters (1972)
ReplyDeleteMasterful buildup, bugnuts ending, split screen sublimation.
Wolf Man (2025)
ReplyDeleteThe transformations and the view: both spectacular.
Jigsaw (2017. Dir. The Spierig Brothers)
ReplyDeleteJigsaw puppet on a tricycle is cute.
THE THING (1982)
ReplyDeleteFat Boys: “Are you ready for McReady?”
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteBonus square footage not worth confrontational housemates.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteReturn of the Living Dead II (1988)
ReplyDeleteDir. Ken Wierderhorn
Sequel is more butt rock than punk.
Phantasm 2 (1988)
ReplyDelete...skip to final 10 minutes, I'll wait...
You’re Next (2011, dir. Adam Wingard)
ReplyDeleteOh wait. They actually meant “your necks”.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteJustin Long deserves death for singing "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi"
House of Frankenstein (1944)
ReplyDeleteMonsters get 10 minutes; Karloff, 70–
Unfair!
Houseboat Horror, Kendal Flanagan, 1981
ReplyDeleteAussie's so eloquent, you'll bar up mate
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteMa (2019)
ReplyDeletePa would have somehow been even creepier.
Martin, George Romero, 1977
ReplyDeleteOuch, waking up to Grandpa's morning wood
The Skeleton Key (2005)
ReplyDeleteLike Get Out but bad and racist.
PIECES (1982)
ReplyDeleteRandom kung fu professor makes the movie.
The Shining
ReplyDeleteI’d be fine, since I don’t drink.
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
ReplyDeleteAlzheimer's far more terrifying than demonic snakes...
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteBleeding gak and sand?! That's sooooo cooool!
Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteanyone try shooting the thing six times?
Terrifier 3 (2024)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm into ART (assorted red towels).
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
ReplyDeleteOne kill is NOT like the others.
I Saw the Devil (2010)
ReplyDeleteMisleading title, he was guillotined not sawed
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
ReplyDeleteI forgot this was a bad one
The Body Snatcher (1945)
ReplyDeleteKarloff killing the dog goes fucking hard.
Review count for day 4: 59
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 4: 259
The Menu (2022)
ReplyDeleteLife lesson: A cheeseburger might save you.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
ReplyDeleteMiddle aged werewolf imprints on child bride.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
ReplyDeleteA werewolf called dibs on a baby!