'DOES CHUCK RUSSELL STILL GOT IT?' DOUBLE FEATURE:WITCHBOARD (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.Reimagining of '86 original 'is not AIDS.'ORBistro's opening night menu's to die for.
THE BLOB (1988, SCREAM! FACTORY 4K UHD).--'Killer gelatinous vagina!'--'Who, Shawnee Smith?'--'blub.'ORBill Moseley's unrecognizable playing a good guy.
BONE LAKE (2025, THEATER} for the first time. "Funny Games," now with texting, "Barbarian"-isms, Tesla.ORHands down, BALLSiest opening of 2025. :-P
IT CHAPTER 2 (2019) Still beats some fortune cookies I've had.
Monkey Shines (1988)Ella the monkey shines, Jason Beghe blows
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Pulgasari (1985)The DPRK presents: Kim Il Sung’s ‘Oppenheimer’
The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)Should The Conjuring films be considered biopics?
BLOOD SABBATH (1972) Think this was made in the '70s?
We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021, dir. Jane Schoenbrun)I'm getting too old for this shit.The Witch (2015, dir. Robert Eggers)I woudst like to live deliciously. #proofofpizza
The Whip and the Body (1963)Mario Bava, Christopher Lee, gothic decadent bliss.ORI say whip it, whip it good.
She did not mind the whip. It is such a beautiful film to look at.
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964) Take a drink whenever someone says "Morgan."
[REC] 2 (2009)Priests covering up Church shenanigans? No way!
NIGHT OF THE SKULL (1974, dir. Jess Franco)Is that inheritance worth such deadly acts?
VHS Halloween (2025)Make It A (death laden) Blockbuster Night!
House on Haunted Hill (1959)Let that ghoul roller blade in peace!
Witchboard (2024)Silly remake which bored me to tears
House of Frankenstein (1944)Among Universal Monster movies this one's underrated
Oculus (2013)I buy MY haunted mirrors through Sotheby's.
Dog Soldiers (2002)The same old Chekhov's Highlander claymore trope.
The Descent (2005)Friends suggest spelunking? That's a "Descent Proposal."
SORORITY ROW (2009) dir. Stewart HendlerNo one to root for’s a choice.
Interview with the Vampire (1994)So maudlin the soundtrack should've been Morrissey.
Criminally Insane a.k.a. Crazy Fat Ethel (1975, dir. Nick Millard)Enjoyed Plex's ad breaks more than movie.
Amen. 🤓
Sleepwalkers (1982) w/ Fthismovie commentaryBring home the DVD next mothers day!
The Return of the LivingYou know cremation doesn’t sound too bad.
Deadly Friend (1986)Honestly, she really cleaned up the neighborhood.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)Haunting face close up! (The camp owner’s)
Cat People (1942)She's a real animal in the sack.
It Follows (2014)But what if it's just a handjob?
[Rec] (2007)So was it biological or religious mumbo-jumbo?
My review of the sequel (above) hints at the answer. I was not satisfied by the way the origin issue is handled.
THE CONJURING 2 (2016, Dir. James Wan)Ed's crooning provides franchise's sole horny moment.
Shocker (1989)Electrifying! High-Voltage Entertainment! - Gene Shalit, ProbablySorry, couldn't resist ripping off (ahem, homaging) Mike Pomaro's hilarity.
Death Ship (1980)How's a Nazi ghost ship so dull?
Triangle (2009)Didn't get how this leads into Cube.
Van Helsing (2004)Monster Squad for kids who saw 9/11
Doctor Sleep Director’s Cut (2019)Eh, Ready Player One did it first.
Society (1989)Fun fact : this is Trumps favorite film.
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)A haunted house? Cool! Libel? Even better.
Frankenstein (1931)The Burgermeister: “OK, about everyone’s healthcare premiums…”
AMITYVILLE 3-D (1983) When Harry met Sally… at a séance?
The Crow (1994)These aesthetics only work in the 90s.
Three From HellWhat happened to the Tutti Fucking Frutti?
The Invisible Man (1933)It’s perfectly clear: Griffin is a dick.
Evil Dead (2013)Raimi’s deadites have nightmares about these deadites.
The Blob (1958)That question mark ending stings these days
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000)The Monstro Elisasue of the Scream parodies
HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT 2: MINERVA (2023)Welp. I'm in love with Minerva now.
King of the Zombies (1941)Salt--bad for heart, worse for zombies
Needful Things (1993. Dir. Fraser C. Heston) Nasty townsfolk even before the Devil arrived.
SUCCUBUS (2024) Laptop screen movies are a subgenre now?
Review count for day 7: 51Review total after day 7: 415
'DOES CHUCK RUSSELL STILL GOT IT?' DOUBLE FEATURE:
ReplyDeleteWITCHBOARD (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.
Reimagining of '86 original 'is not AIDS.'
OR
Bistro's opening night menu's to die for.
THE BLOB (1988, SCREAM! FACTORY 4K UHD).
ReplyDelete--'Killer gelatinous vagina!'
--'Who, Shawnee Smith?'
--'blub.'
OR
Bill Moseley's unrecognizable playing a good guy.
BONE LAKE (2025, THEATER} for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Funny Games," now with texting, "Barbarian"-isms, Tesla.
OR
Hands down, BALLSiest opening of 2025. :-P
IT CHAPTER 2 (2019)
ReplyDeleteStill beats some fortune cookies I've had.
Monkey Shines (1988)
ReplyDeleteElla the monkey shines, Jason Beghe blows
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePulgasari (1985)
ReplyDeleteThe DPRK presents: Kim Il Sung’s ‘Oppenheimer’
The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)
ReplyDeleteShould The Conjuring films be considered biopics?
BLOOD SABBATH (1972)
ReplyDeleteThink this was made in the '70s?
We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021, dir. Jane Schoenbrun)
ReplyDeleteI'm getting too old for this shit.
The Witch (2015, dir. Robert Eggers)
I woudst like to live deliciously. #proofofpizza
The Whip and the Body (1963)
ReplyDeleteMario Bava, Christopher Lee, gothic decadent bliss.
OR
I say whip it, whip it good.
She did not mind the whip. It is such a beautiful film to look at.
DeleteTHE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964)
ReplyDeleteTake a drink whenever someone says "Morgan."
[REC] 2 (2009)
ReplyDeletePriests covering up Church shenanigans? No way!
NIGHT OF THE SKULL (1974, dir. Jess Franco)
ReplyDeleteIs that inheritance worth such deadly acts?
VHS Halloween (2025)
ReplyDeleteMake It A (death laden) Blockbuster Night!
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
ReplyDeleteLet that ghoul roller blade in peace!
Witchboard (2024)
ReplyDeleteSilly remake which bored me to tears
House of Frankenstein (1944)
ReplyDeleteAmong Universal Monster movies this one's underrated
Oculus (2013)
ReplyDeleteI buy MY haunted mirrors through Sotheby's.
Dog Soldiers (2002)
ReplyDeleteThe same old Chekhov's Highlander claymore trope.
The Descent (2005)
ReplyDeleteFriends suggest spelunking? That's a "Descent Proposal."
SORORITY ROW (2009) dir. Stewart Hendler
ReplyDeleteNo one to root for’s a choice.
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
ReplyDeleteSo maudlin the soundtrack should've been Morrissey.
Criminally Insane a.k.a. Crazy Fat Ethel (1975, dir. Nick Millard)
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed Plex's ad breaks more than movie.
Amen. 🤓
DeleteSleepwalkers (1982) w/ Fthismovie commentary
ReplyDeleteBring home the DVD next mothers day!
The Return of the Living
ReplyDeleteYou know cremation doesn’t sound too bad.
Deadly Friend (1986)
ReplyDeleteHonestly, she really cleaned up the neighborhood.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteHaunting face close up! (The camp owner’s)
Cat People (1942)
ReplyDeleteShe's a real animal in the sack.
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteBut what if it's just a handjob?
[Rec] (2007)
ReplyDeleteSo was it biological or religious mumbo-jumbo?
My review of the sequel (above) hints at the answer. I was not satisfied by the way the origin issue is handled.
DeleteTHE CONJURING 2 (2016, Dir. James Wan)
ReplyDeleteEd's crooning provides franchise's sole horny moment.
Shocker (1989)
ReplyDeleteElectrifying! High-Voltage Entertainment! - Gene Shalit, Probably
Sorry, couldn't resist ripping off (ahem, homaging) Mike Pomaro's hilarity.
Death Ship (1980)
ReplyDeleteHow's a Nazi ghost ship so dull?
Triangle (2009)
ReplyDeleteDidn't get how this leads into Cube.
Van Helsing (2004)
ReplyDeleteMonster Squad for kids who saw 9/11
Doctor Sleep Director’s Cut (2019)
ReplyDeleteEh, Ready Player One did it first.
Society (1989)
ReplyDeleteFun fact : this is Trumps favorite film.
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)
ReplyDeleteA haunted house? Cool! Libel? Even better.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteThe Burgermeister: “OK, about everyone’s healthcare premiums…”
AMITYVILLE 3-D (1983)
ReplyDeleteWhen Harry met Sally… at a séance?
The Crow (1994)
ReplyDeleteThese aesthetics only work in the 90s.
Three From Hell
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the Tutti Fucking Frutti?
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteIt’s perfectly clear: Griffin is a dick.
Evil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteRaimi’s deadites have nightmares about these deadites.
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteThat question mark ending stings these days
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000)
ReplyDeleteThe Monstro Elisasue of the Scream parodies
HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT 2: MINERVA (2023)
ReplyDeleteWelp. I'm in love with Minerva now.
King of the Zombies (1941)
ReplyDeleteSalt--bad for heart, worse for zombies
Needful Things (1993. Dir. Fraser C. Heston)
ReplyDeleteNasty townsfolk even before the Devil arrived.
SUCCUBUS (2024)
ReplyDeleteLaptop screen movies are a subgenre now?
Review count for day 7: 51
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 7: 415