WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS (1971, AMC) for the first time.Singular werewolf bikerider... and he's on fire!ORSatanic druids, 'Devil's Advoactes' degenerates party on!
28 WEEKS LATER (2007, BLU-RAY).'...'Till death do you[r eye sockets a]part.'ORWhile London-as-Raccoon-City burns, checked-out Idris Elba contemplates.
DEMON SLAYER: KIMETSU NO YAIBA - INFINITY CASTLE (2025, THEATER) for the first time.Killing 155 min. without advancing story much.OR'Hating demons... humanizing demons...'Repeat ad nauseam.
ASTRO ZOMBIES (1968) The swingin' 60s just can't stop swingin'.
Dementia aka Daughter of Horror 1955I like my chicken skin well done
28 Years Later (2025)All that zombie dong had me Savilating
HIM (2025)Pronoun films ranked: Her, HIM, They/Them
To Your Last Death (2019)Animated ‘Saw’ meets ‘Edge of Tomorrow’ boring?
Inside (2007, dir. Julien Maury & Alexandre Bustillo)Home Alone if Kevin McCallister was pregnant.
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988)Who knew sex demons were such punsters!
Drag Me to Hell (Dir. Cut) (2009)Feel good movie about cruel banker's comeuppance.
Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)Entitled Western tourists get what they deserve.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)Only a rotten friend would recommend suicide.
Y2K (2024)Its deadlight savings time...turn clocks back!!!!!orHumanities savior. Nookie chaser. Thanks Fred Durst!
Still of the Night (1982)‘80s horror plus great actors equals… boring
PHONE (2002)Somehow ghosts can travel through cellphone signals
Freddy vs. JasonWhoever wins…we lose…shit wrong movie.
Cat People (1982)"Be a zookeeper?! I'd give my left..."ORSibling lust that'd make Tony Montana squeamish.
The Blob (1958)Townspeople fret about small details, disbelieve everything.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)Classic top 10 to sell bag scenario
Event Horizon (1997)Sam Neill will TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
INTRUDER (1989) dir. Scott SpiegelGag reflex inducing gags on aisle 4.
The Monkey (2025)I'm really tired of the trauma trope.
JACK FROST (1997) The ice puns. So… many… ice… puns…
The Ruins (2008)Never follow Germans to a second location
28 Years Later (2025)Momento Mori? More like momento member, amiright?
Diabolique (1996)Isabelle Adjani in nightmare marriage... not again!
The Mummy (1932, dir. Karl Freund) with commentary track by Steve Haberman, Rick Baker, Scott Essman, Bob Burns and Brent ArmstrongBaker's passion for makeup effects is delightful.
ICE CREAM MAN (1995) “Can I have a Tranya flavored popsicle?”
The Exorcist 3 (1990)Ain't no way you're hiding those shears.
BRIDE OF THE GORILLA (1951) Burr wishes he was still with Godzilla.
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's DaughterSantanico, barely a character before, gets origin.
When A Stranger Calls (1979)I tend to not answer the phone.
The Changeling (1980)George C. Scott: “Christ, all the fucking stairs!!!”
The Blob (1988)But how did Garden Tool Massacre end?
John Carpenter's They Live (1988)Miss when this was far-fetched satire.
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935) How often does Pretorius clean those jars?
The Amityville Horror (1979)Murder house only option in this economy
Shivers (1975)I'm not turning down Barbara Steele either
Candyman (2021)Yo, more like Candymen, am I right?
Mad Love (1935)Maimed piano man? Give em a hand
Dead Alive (1992)This movie kicks ass for the lord
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)You think this is a fuckin' costume?
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (Unrated) (1992)Franchise enters Horror Movie Hell: The 90s
The Witch (2015)None of that witch life looks delicious.
Halloween II (1981)More afraid of Loomis than Michael Myers.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984. Dir. Wes Craven) Stop trying to make just FRED happen.
UNTIL DAWN (2025) Time loop, time loop, time loop… Stormare???
WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS (1971, AMC) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteSingular werewolf bikerider... and he's on fire!
OR
Satanic druids, 'Devil's Advoactes' degenerates party on!
28 WEEKS LATER (2007, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDelete'...'Till death do you[r eye sockets a]part.'
OR
While London-as-Raccoon-City burns, checked-out Idris Elba contemplates.
DEMON SLAYER: KIMETSU NO YAIBA - INFINITY CASTLE (2025, THEATER) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteKilling 155 min. without advancing story much.
OR
'Hating demons... humanizing demons...'
Repeat ad nauseam.
ASTRO ZOMBIES (1968)
ReplyDeleteThe swingin' 60s just can't stop swingin'.
Dementia aka Daughter of Horror 1955
ReplyDeleteI like my chicken skin well done
28 Years Later (2025)
ReplyDeleteAll that zombie dong had me Savilating
HIM (2025)
ReplyDeletePronoun films ranked: Her, HIM, They/Them
To Your Last Death (2019)
ReplyDeleteAnimated ‘Saw’ meets ‘Edge of Tomorrow’ boring?
Inside (2007, dir. Julien Maury & Alexandre Bustillo)
ReplyDeleteHome Alone if Kevin McCallister was pregnant.
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988)
ReplyDeleteWho knew sex demons were such punsters!
Drag Me to Hell (Dir. Cut) (2009)
ReplyDeleteFeel good movie about cruel banker's comeuppance.
Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
ReplyDeleteEntitled Western tourists get what they deserve.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
ReplyDeleteOnly a rotten friend would recommend suicide.
Y2K (2024)
ReplyDeleteIts deadlight savings time...turn clocks back!!!!!
or
Humanities savior. Nookie chaser. Thanks Fred Durst!
Still of the Night (1982)
ReplyDelete‘80s horror plus great actors equals… boring
PHONE (2002)
ReplyDeleteSomehow ghosts can travel through cellphone signals
Freddy vs. Jason
ReplyDeleteWhoever wins…we lose…shit wrong movie.
Cat People (1982)
ReplyDelete"Be a zookeeper?! I'd give my left..."
OR
Sibling lust that'd make Tony Montana squeamish.
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteTownspeople fret about small details, disbelieve everything.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
ReplyDeleteClassic top 10 to sell bag scenario
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteSam Neill will TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
INTRUDER (1989) dir. Scott Spiegel
ReplyDeleteGag reflex inducing gags on aisle 4.
The Monkey (2025)
ReplyDeleteI'm really tired of the trauma trope.
JACK FROST (1997)
ReplyDeleteThe ice puns. So… many… ice… puns…
The Ruins (2008)
ReplyDeleteNever follow Germans to a second location
28 Years Later (2025)
ReplyDeleteMomento Mori? More like momento member, amiright?
Diabolique (1996)
ReplyDeleteIsabelle Adjani in nightmare marriage... not again!
The Mummy (1932, dir. Karl Freund) with commentary track by Steve Haberman, Rick Baker, Scott Essman, Bob Burns and Brent Armstrong
ReplyDeleteBaker's passion for makeup effects is delightful.
ICE CREAM MAN (1995)
ReplyDelete“Can I have a Tranya flavored popsicle?”
The Exorcist 3 (1990)
ReplyDeleteAin't no way you're hiding those shears.
BRIDE OF THE GORILLA (1951)
ReplyDeleteBurr wishes he was still with Godzilla.
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter
ReplyDeleteSantanico, barely a character before, gets origin.
When A Stranger Calls (1979)
ReplyDeleteI tend to not answer the phone.
The Changeling (1980)
ReplyDeleteGeorge C. Scott: “Christ, all the fucking stairs!!!”
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteBut how did Garden Tool Massacre end?
John Carpenter's They Live (1988)
ReplyDeleteMiss when this was far-fetched satire.
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)
ReplyDeleteHow often does Pretorius clean those jars?
The Amityville Horror (1979)
ReplyDeleteMurder house only option in this economy
Shivers (1975)
ReplyDeleteI'm not turning down Barbara Steele either
Candyman (2021)
ReplyDeleteYo, more like Candymen, am I right?
Mad Love (1935)
ReplyDeleteMaimed piano man? Give em a hand
Dead Alive (1992)
ReplyDeleteThis movie kicks ass for the lord
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteYou think this is a fuckin' costume?
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (Unrated) (1992)
ReplyDeleteFranchise enters Horror Movie Hell: The 90s
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteNone of that witch life looks delicious.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteMore afraid of Loomis than Michael Myers.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984. Dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteStop trying to make just FRED happen.
UNTIL DAWN (2025)
ReplyDeleteTime loop, time loop, time loop… Stormare???