Bernard Rose's CANDYMAN (1992, AMC THEATER).Tony Todd's booming voice in surround? Swoon!ORHelen clumsily tries to paint town red.ORTrevor's wife/girlfriend share disdain for bras.
James Whale's THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932, YOUTUBE) for the first time.Pre-code atmospheric thriller isn't scary, intriguing, fun.ORKarloff, Laughton, Douglas, Stuart... wasted, deserved better.
Sean S. Cunningham's DEEPSTAR SIX (1989, KINO 4K UHD) w/Horror-FX.com’s James G. Chandler and Ash Hamilton commentary track."Miguel Ferrer's got your back? Quick, blow!"ORBlack guy not first, but dies worst.
Pet Semetary 1989Maybe Aunt Zelda just wanted a hug
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)Did this fun film disappear during COVID?
Discovery of the month for me currently.
Embrace of the Vampire (1994)The French can make vampire sex boring.
It Follows (2014)69ing confuses it and it just explodes
I like the way you think. 🤣
Awesome.
High Tension (2003)HON HON HON welcome to French Extreme!
The Pope's Exorcist (2023)Scootering Gladiator exorcises right to bear cross orMCU? DCU? pfffrt......ECU! Exorcist Cinematic Universe!
SUBSPECIES (1991) "That guy just gave me the finger!"
"Night of the Juggler" (1978)"Honey! It's Sharon Mitchell!""Who?""Er, nobody"
She also turns up briefly in the original Maniac.
Sinister (2012)The complete inverse of the Before trilogy.
The Masque of the Red Death (1964)Pretty much just Bezos's house during quarantine.
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)We have such cubicles to show you.
By this point, you should start to loose your mind
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)Michael Moriarty is one of my guys.
The Dark Half (1993)Well, Clarice, are the sparrows flying again?Sometimes They Come Back (1991)Oh right, my brother was murdered here!
Venom (2005)No symbiotes. Just Snakes in a Ray.
Storm Warning (2007, dir. Jamie Blanks)Take a drink everytime someone says "sheila".
POISON FOR THE FAIRIES (1986)Trusting creepy little girls has its risks
Demon Witch Child (1975, dir. Armando de Ossorio)Witch-possessed girl kills babies, other crazinessorGoes where The Exorcist dared not to
Correction:Witch-possessed girl kills babies, other craziness ensues
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Killer's threatening messages in Comic Sans font?
PHENOMENA (1985) She controls insects. But nobody controls Pleasence!
#ScaryMovieMonth Day 16: Vampire ThursdaysBRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992) dir. Francis Ford CoppolaI AM AN ENGLISH REAL ESTATE AGENT!
Son of Dracula (1943, dir. Robert Siodmak)His name's Alucard. Get it?GET IT!?
Dawn of the Dead (2004)Creating awareness for proper neonatal zombie care.
Poltergeist (1982)JUST LISTED: empty lot, interdimensional portal, skeletons.
THE BLOB (1988) Hold up, was that Del Close? (blub.)
Venom (2005)The strangest Marvel movie I have seen.
Tales of Terror (1962)Peter Lorre gets cuckolded by Vincent Price!!!
Late Night With the Devil (2023)OK Directing. Good Writing. Pretty Amazing Acting.
GOTHIC (1986) I’m mesmerized by Miriam Cyr’s curly hair.
Fire In The Sky (1993)The second best Henry Thomas alien movie.
BATS (1999) 1999: Landmark year for cinema. Also, BATS.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)Per Hulk Hogan, all this really happened.
Black Phone 2, 2025Phone booth in specific location for reasons
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)Brian Trenchard-Smith, what even is your career?
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Out of the Body (1989) [Had to find this on YouTube]Hear me out: Brian Trenchard-Smith Junesploitation Day.
When Evil Lurks (2023)Bit too bleak to make joke review.
Casper (1995)One of Dean Cundey’s just for funsies.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)Why not sink the ship at noon?
Carrie (2013)Remember when Ansel Elgort was a thing?
SLEEPWALKERS (1992) Gives new meaning to “crazy cat lady.”
Lifeforce(1985 Dir Tobe Hooper(Matilda may but Patrick Stewart definitely would
The Tell-Tale Heart (1960)Fuck in the dark like god intended
The Crawling Eye (1958)Eyes without a face hankering for heads
The Monster Squad (1987)Love 80s kids, they're all little assholes
[Rec] (2007)Rec'd em, cus I shit my pants
Review count for day 16: 48Review total after day 16: 869
Bernard Rose's CANDYMAN (1992, AMC THEATER).
ReplyDeleteTony Todd's booming voice in surround? Swoon!
OR
Helen clumsily tries to paint town red.
OR
Trevor's wife/girlfriend share disdain for bras.
James Whale's THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932, YOUTUBE) for the first time.
ReplyDeletePre-code atmospheric thriller isn't scary, intriguing, fun.
OR
Karloff, Laughton, Douglas, Stuart... wasted, deserved better.
Sean S. Cunningham's DEEPSTAR SIX (1989, KINO 4K UHD) w/Horror-FX.com’s James G. Chandler and Ash Hamilton commentary track.
ReplyDelete"Miguel Ferrer's got your back? Quick, blow!"
OR
Black guy not first, but dies worst.
Pet Semetary 1989
ReplyDeleteMaybe Aunt Zelda just wanted a hug
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
ReplyDeleteDid this fun film disappear during COVID?
Discovery of the month for me currently.
DeleteEmbrace of the Vampire (1994)
ReplyDeleteThe French can make vampire sex boring.
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDelete69ing confuses it and it just explodes
I like the way you think. 🤣
DeleteAwesome.
DeleteHigh Tension (2003)
ReplyDeleteHON HON HON welcome to French Extreme!
The Pope's Exorcist (2023)
ReplyDeleteScootering Gladiator exorcises right to bear cross
or
MCU? DCU? pfffrt......ECU! Exorcist Cinematic Universe!
SUBSPECIES (1991)
ReplyDelete"That guy just gave me the finger!"
"Night of the Juggler" (1978)
ReplyDelete"Honey! It's Sharon Mitchell!"
"Who?"
"Er, nobody"
She also turns up briefly in the original Maniac.
DeleteSinister (2012)
ReplyDeleteThe complete inverse of the Before trilogy.
The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
ReplyDeletePretty much just Bezos's house during quarantine.
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
ReplyDeleteWe have such cubicles to show you.
By this point, you should start to loose your mind
DeleteIt's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)
ReplyDeleteMichael Moriarty is one of my guys.
The Dark Half (1993)
ReplyDeleteWell, Clarice, are the sparrows flying again?
Sometimes They Come Back (1991)
Oh right, my brother was murdered here!
Venom (2005)
ReplyDeleteNo symbiotes. Just Snakes in a Ray.
Storm Warning (2007, dir. Jamie Blanks)
ReplyDeleteTake a drink everytime someone says "sheila".
POISON FOR THE FAIRIES (1986)
ReplyDeleteTrusting creepy little girls has its risks
Demon Witch Child (1975, dir. Armando de Ossorio)
ReplyDeleteWitch-possessed girl kills babies, other craziness
or
Goes where The Exorcist dared not to
Correction:
DeleteWitch-possessed girl kills babies, other craziness ensues
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteKiller's threatening messages in Comic Sans font?
PHENOMENA (1985)
ReplyDeleteShe controls insects. But nobody controls Pleasence!
#ScaryMovieMonth Day 16: Vampire Thursdays
ReplyDeleteBRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992) dir. Francis Ford Coppola
I AM AN ENGLISH REAL ESTATE AGENT!
Son of Dracula (1943, dir. Robert Siodmak)
ReplyDeleteHis name's Alucard. Get it?
GET IT!?
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
ReplyDeleteCreating awareness for proper neonatal zombie care.
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteJUST LISTED: empty lot, interdimensional portal, skeletons.
THE BLOB (1988)
ReplyDeleteHold up, was that Del Close?
(blub.)
Venom (2005)
ReplyDeleteThe strangest Marvel movie I have seen.
Tales of Terror (1962)
ReplyDeletePeter Lorre gets cuckolded by Vincent Price!!!
Late Night With the Devil (2023)
ReplyDeleteOK Directing. Good Writing. Pretty Amazing Acting.
GOTHIC (1986)
ReplyDeleteI’m mesmerized by Miriam Cyr’s curly hair.
Fire In The Sky (1993)
ReplyDeleteThe second best Henry Thomas alien movie.
BATS (1999)
ReplyDelete1999: Landmark year for cinema. Also, BATS.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
ReplyDeletePer Hulk Hogan, all this really happened.
Black Phone 2, 2025
ReplyDeletePhone booth in specific location for reasons
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
ReplyDeleteBrian Trenchard-Smith, what even is your career?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteOut of the Body (1989) [Had to find this on YouTube]
Hear me out: Brian Trenchard-Smith Junesploitation Day.
When Evil Lurks (2023)
ReplyDeleteBit too bleak to make joke review.
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteOne of Dean Cundey’s just for funsies.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
ReplyDeleteWhy not sink the ship at noon?
Carrie (2013)
ReplyDeleteRemember when Ansel Elgort was a thing?
SLEEPWALKERS (1992)
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to “crazy cat lady.”
Lifeforce(1985 Dir Tobe Hooper(
ReplyDeleteMatilda may but Patrick Stewart definitely would
The Tell-Tale Heart (1960)
ReplyDeleteFuck in the dark like god intended
The Crawling Eye (1958)
ReplyDeleteEyes without a face hankering for heads
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteLove 80s kids, they're all little assholes
[Rec] (2007)
ReplyDeleteRec'd em, cus I shit my pants
Review count for day 16: 48
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 16: 869