'WHEN INSECTS ATTACK!' TWOFER:THEM! (1954, FAWESOME).'"Honey, I Shrunk..." 'Antie's' grandparents were dicks.ORMilitary/scientists working together? Not anymore. 😢
Claude Akins, Pat Hingle and (briefly) Tom Atkins in made-for-TV movie TARANTULAS: THE DEADLY CARGO (1977, KINO LORBER DVD) for the first time.ILLEGAL Ecuadorian spiders? Put 'em on ICE.ORAdulteres get it worse: feet bite, electrocution.ORShipping mayor's orange crop supersedes child's death.
Neil Marshall's THE DESCENT: THEATRICAL CUT (2005, BLU-RAY).Infrared lens in consumer camcorder? Sure, whatever.OR2010's "Tomb Raider" gritty gaming reboot inspiration?OR"Winner Takes It All," including original ending.
Lady in White (1988)Willowpoint downtown conveniently located next to cliffs.
Criminally Insane 2 (1987)Amount of flashback footage is criminally insane!
FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984) Why have I never met skinnydipping twins?
MaXXXine (2024, dir. Ti West)Disappointing. MaXXXine makes X look like Pearl.The Mummy's Curse (1944, dir. Leslie Goodwins)Didn't I already see this movie? Twice?
COUNT YORGA, VAMPIRE (1970) More like Count Bore-ga! (Because it's boring.)
R.L. Stein's Pumpkinhead (2025)Clumsy bird written.....Goose-bumps into plot.
The Host (2006)Best monster gymnastics since Gamera vs. Guiron
The Crazies (1973)This movie gave me a fucking migraine
Jigoku (1960)I was dying to get to hell
Mausoleum (1983)Her demonic entitties make a killer rack
CRONOS (1992) dir. Guillermo del ToroSecret shame: Love GdT, not his movies.
Pontypool (2008)Pontypool. Pontypoo-not gonna work here anymore
Weapons (2025)It's great. Even better the second time.
Trauma (1993, dir. Dario Argento)Intimacy coordinator had A LOT of questions.
31 (2016, dir. Rob Zombie)Waiting for David Pumpkins to show up.
A Bay of Blood (1971, dir. Mario Bava)Can't say I saw that ending coming.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)Rooker deserved stink palm after this role.
THE GREAT SATAN (2018) Another reminder why nobody likes clip shows.
The Shining (1980, dir. Stanley Kubrick) (International Cut)Jack goes from Wendy's axe-husband to ex-husband.
Ernest Scared StupidErnest’s dog is named Rimshot. No notes.
Horror of Dracula (1958)Lee is a better Dracula than Lugosi.
The Substance (2024)Margaret Qualley's ass deserved Best Supporting nomination.
Don't Go To Sleep (1982)Watermelon drop is the best transition ever.
Weapons (2025)Probably more terrifying? Living with Ed Harris.
Hocus Pocus (1993)I’m not NOT into Sarah Jessica Parker
The Craft: Legacy (2020)Fox Mulder, deep undercover, investigates witch coven.
When A Stranger Calls Back (1993)The scariest part was Jill Schoelen’s wig
'WHEN INSECTS ATTACK!' TWOFER:
ReplyDeleteTHEM! (1954, FAWESOME).
'"Honey, I Shrunk..." 'Antie's' grandparents were dicks.
OR
Military/scientists working together? Not anymore. 😢
Claude Akins, Pat Hingle and (briefly) Tom Atkins in made-for-TV movie TARANTULAS: THE DEADLY CARGO (1977, KINO LORBER DVD) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteILLEGAL Ecuadorian spiders? Put 'em on ICE.
OR
Adulteres get it worse: feet bite, electrocution.
OR
Shipping mayor's orange crop supersedes child's death.
Neil Marshall's THE DESCENT: THEATRICAL CUT (2005, BLU-RAY).
ReplyDeleteInfrared lens in consumer camcorder? Sure, whatever.
OR
2010's "Tomb Raider" gritty gaming reboot inspiration?
OR
"Winner Takes It All," including original ending.
Lady in White (1988)
ReplyDeleteWillowpoint downtown conveniently located next to cliffs.
Criminally Insane 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteAmount of flashback footage is criminally insane!
FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)
ReplyDeleteWhy have I never met skinnydipping twins?
MaXXXine (2024, dir. Ti West)
ReplyDeleteDisappointing. MaXXXine makes X look like Pearl.
The Mummy's Curse (1944, dir. Leslie Goodwins)
Didn't I already see this movie? Twice?
COUNT YORGA, VAMPIRE (1970)
ReplyDeleteMore like Count Bore-ga! (Because it's boring.)
R.L. Stein's Pumpkinhead (2025)
ReplyDeleteClumsy bird written.....Goose-bumps into plot.
The Host (2006)
ReplyDeleteBest monster gymnastics since Gamera vs. Guiron
The Crazies (1973)
ReplyDeleteThis movie gave me a fucking migraine
Jigoku (1960)
ReplyDeleteI was dying to get to hell
Mausoleum (1983)
ReplyDeleteHer demonic entitties make a killer rack
CRONOS (1992) dir. Guillermo del Toro
ReplyDeleteSecret shame: Love GdT, not his movies.
Pontypool (2008)
ReplyDeletePontypool. Pontypoo-not gonna work here anymore
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteIt's great. Even better the second time.
Trauma (1993, dir. Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteIntimacy coordinator had A LOT of questions.
31 (2016, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteWaiting for David Pumpkins to show up.
A Bay of Blood (1971, dir. Mario Bava)
ReplyDeleteCan't say I saw that ending coming.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
ReplyDeleteRooker deserved stink palm after this role.
THE GREAT SATAN (2018)
ReplyDeleteAnother reminder why nobody likes clip shows.
The Shining (1980, dir. Stanley Kubrick) (International Cut)
ReplyDeleteJack goes from Wendy's axe-husband to ex-husband.
Ernest Scared Stupid
ReplyDeleteErnest’s dog is named Rimshot. No notes.
Horror of Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteLee is a better Dracula than Lugosi.
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteMargaret Qualley's ass deserved Best Supporting nomination.
Don't Go To Sleep (1982)
ReplyDeleteWatermelon drop is the best transition ever.
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteProbably more terrifying? Living with Ed Harris.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteI’m not NOT into Sarah Jessica Parker
The Craft: Legacy (2020)
ReplyDeleteFox Mulder, deep undercover, investigates witch coven.
When A Stranger Calls Back (1993)
ReplyDeleteThe scariest part was Jill Schoelen’s wig