Eli Craig's CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.Satisfying Missouri-set Canuxploitation 'oldies versus younglins' slasher.ORVictims' bodycount almost matched by killer clown casualties.
MYSTICS IN BALI (INDONESIA, 1981, YOUTUBE) for the first time.English dub enhances demonic flying head hijinks.OR85% dull/boring/filler. 15% AAA-grade batshit!
Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST (1982, HBO MAX).Likable actors lift original over inferior copycats.OR--♪♫'Who you gonna call?'--'UC IRVINE PARAPSYCHOLOGISTS'♬♩
ParaNorman (2012)Didn’t remember the shout-outs to classic horror!
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)Joseph Cotton terrifying as realistic psychopath uncle.
The Monster (1925)Lon Chaney’s asylum about what you’d expect…
Doctor Sleep (2019)Soul sucking seductress succumbs to Overlook's satiation.
Adult Swim Yule Log aka The Fireplace (2022)Step aside Tomatoes! "Attack of Killer Log!"
Nosferatu (2024, dir. Robert Eggers)Orlok's breathing is triggering for an asthmatic.
THE HOST (2020) Bong Joon Ho's is better. (So's Meyer's.)
Dangerous Animals (2025)Could the most dangerous animal be... man?
Casper (1995)Kat's classmate volunteering her house bothers me
A Bucket of Blood (1959)Shailene Woodley would have eaten the clay
The Midnight Hour (1985)Shoulda dedicated the shitty Sea of Love
Night of the Living Dead (1990)No mustache Towles scarier than the zombies
Carnival of Souls (1962)Taking PTO to trespass an abandoned carnival
The Blob (1958)I could watch this movie every month
The Last Man on Earth (1964)I would've kept the zombie puppy regardless
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)Ossie Davis is so funny in this
Frankenstein (2025)Big fans on Ridley Scott's Prometheus, rejoice!
SILVER BULLET (1985) dir. Daniel AttiasMaybe lowered expectations really do work: AWESOME!
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1948) No maybe, just the best Halloween song.
SIGNS (2002) Bernard Hermann tribute over opening credits rules.
It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966) The most evil monsters in any movie.
Puppet Master (1989)Guys love when ladies puke out leeches.
Scream 4 (2011)But is this a shriek-quel or scream-make?
Weapons (2025)Both better and less fun than Barbarian.
Eli Craig's CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteSatisfying Missouri-set Canuxploitation 'oldies versus younglins' slasher.
OR
Victims' bodycount almost matched by killer clown casualties.
MYSTICS IN BALI (INDONESIA, 1981, YOUTUBE) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteEnglish dub enhances demonic flying head hijinks.
OR
85% dull/boring/filler. 15% AAA-grade batshit!
Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST (1982, HBO MAX).
ReplyDeleteLikable actors lift original over inferior copycats.
OR
--♪♫'Who you gonna call?'
--'UC IRVINE PARAPSYCHOLOGISTS'♬♩
ParaNorman (2012)
ReplyDeleteDidn’t remember the shout-outs to classic horror!
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
ReplyDeleteJoseph Cotton terrifying as realistic psychopath uncle.
The Monster (1925)
ReplyDeleteLon Chaney’s asylum about what you’d expect…
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteSoul sucking seductress succumbs to Overlook's satiation.
Adult Swim Yule Log aka The Fireplace (2022)
ReplyDeleteStep aside Tomatoes! "Attack of Killer Log!"
Nosferatu (2024, dir. Robert Eggers)
ReplyDeleteOrlok's breathing is triggering for an asthmatic.
THE HOST (2020)
ReplyDeleteBong Joon Ho's is better. (So's Meyer's.)
Dangerous Animals (2025)
ReplyDeleteCould the most dangerous animal be... man?
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteKat's classmate volunteering her house bothers me
A Bucket of Blood (1959)
ReplyDeleteShailene Woodley would have eaten the clay
The Midnight Hour (1985)
ReplyDeleteShoulda dedicated the shitty Sea of Love
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteNo mustache Towles scarier than the zombies
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteTaking PTO to trespass an abandoned carnival
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteI could watch this movie every month
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
ReplyDeleteI would've kept the zombie puppy regardless
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteOssie Davis is so funny in this
Frankenstein (2025)
ReplyDeleteBig fans on Ridley Scott's Prometheus, rejoice!
SILVER BULLET (1985) dir. Daniel Attias
ReplyDeleteMaybe lowered expectations really do work: AWESOME!
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1948)
ReplyDeleteNo maybe, just the best Halloween song.
SIGNS (2002)
ReplyDeleteBernard Hermann tribute over opening credits rules.
It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966)
ReplyDeleteThe most evil monsters in any movie.
Puppet Master (1989)
ReplyDeleteGuys love when ladies puke out leeches.
Scream 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteBut is this a shriek-quel or scream-make?
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteBoth better and less fun than Barbarian.