Eli Craig's CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.Satisfying Missouri-set Canuxploitation 'oldies versus younglins' slasher.ORVictims' bodycount almost matched by killer clown casualties.
MYSTICS IN BALI (INDONESIA, 1981, YOUTUBE) for the first time.English dub enhances demonic flying head hijinks.OR85% dull/boring/filler. 15% AAA-grade batshit!
Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST (1982, HBO MAX).Likable actors lift original over inferior copycats.OR--♪♫'Who you gonna call?'--'UC IRVINE PARAPSYCHOLOGISTS'♬♩
ParaNorman (2012)Didn’t remember the shout-outs to classic horror!
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)Joseph Cotton terrifying as realistic psychopath uncle.
The Monster (1925)Lon Chaney’s asylum about what you’d expect…
Doctor Sleep (2019)Soul sucking seductress succumbs to Overlook's satiation.
Adult Swim Yule Log aka The Fireplace (2022)Step aside Tomatoes! "Attack of Killer Log!"
Nosferatu (2024, dir. Robert Eggers)Orlok's breathing is triggering for an asthmatic.
THE HOST (2020) Bong Joon Ho's is better. (So's Meyer's.)
Dangerous Animals (2025)Could the most dangerous animal be... man?
Casper (1995)Kat's classmate volunteering her house bothers me
A Bucket of Blood (1959)Shailene Woodley would have eaten the clay
The Midnight Hour (1985)Shoulda dedicated the shitty Sea of Love
Night of the Living Dead (1990)No mustache Towles scarier than the zombies
Carnival of Souls (1962)Taking PTO to trespass an abandoned carnival
The Blob (1958)I could watch this movie every month
The Last Man on Earth (1964)I would've kept the zombie puppy regardless
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)Ossie Davis is so funny in this
Frankenstein (2025)Big fans on Ridley Scott's Prometheus, rejoice!
SILVER BULLET (1985) dir. Daniel AttiasMaybe lowered expectations really do work: AWESOME!
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1948) No maybe, just the best Halloween song.
SIGNS (2002) Bernard Hermann tribute over opening credits rules.
It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966) The most evil monsters in any movie.
Puppet Master (1989)Guys love when ladies puke out leeches.
Scream 4 (2011)But is this a shriek-quel or scream-make?
Weapons (2025)Both better and less fun than Barbarian.
Altered States (1980)Ken Russell's "The Wolfman Meets The Blob"
Black Sabbath (1963)Drop of Water lady has Swayze face
Saw X (2023)Good thing Tobin Bell is perpetually 60.
"Welcome To Derry (2025, episode 1)Who can kill a child? HBO, apparently!
"The Seventh Victim" (1943)What's really scary? A chair and noose.
Possession (1981)So, do we need to get milk?
Saw XWhat is going on with Amanda’s hair?
Young Frankenstein (1974)"Poo-poo undies" restored from Shelley's manuscript.
The Sentinel (1977)It feels like an American Fulci film.
The Fog (1980)Hard to see Atkins’ ‘stache in fog.
Drag Me To Hell (2009)I think she meant the blood bank.
Halloween II (1981)It’s no Rob Zombie’s Halloween but ayeeeee…
WEAPONS (2025) I like any movie that likes WILLOW.
Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s RevengeJust now noticed it wasn’t a glove
Weapons (2025)What classroom management skills are colleges teaching?
Ryan Coogler's Sinners (2025)Bet Clapton's jealous he can't summon vampires.ORAlways respect a movie that champions cunnilingus.
Hellraiser: BloodlineFeaturing Adam Scott and knock Pete Davidson
Knockoff
When a Stranger Calls (1979)Why didn’t she check on the children?
Together (2025)Those who stick together, surely stay together.
THIR13EN Ghosts (2001)haunted Rube Goldberg mansion vs. Tony Shalhoub
HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF (1985) Finally, a movie that makes perfect sense.
HOUSE (1985) dir. Steve MinerWriting sweater screams: LOOK AT MY PENIS!
House (1985 Dir Steve Miner)I'm sure Robert Culp could've helped Katt
The Substance (2024)Could use a few more butt shots.
Lisa and the Devil (1973)Bava digs those far out colors mannnn.
Clearcut (1991)See, duct tape fixes just about everything.
Review count for day 27: 53Review total after day 27: 1389
Eli Craig's CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025, AMAZON RENTAL) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteSatisfying Missouri-set Canuxploitation 'oldies versus younglins' slasher.
OR
Victims' bodycount almost matched by killer clown casualties.
MYSTICS IN BALI (INDONESIA, 1981, YOUTUBE) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteEnglish dub enhances demonic flying head hijinks.
OR
85% dull/boring/filler. 15% AAA-grade batshit!
Tobe Hooper's POLTERGEIST (1982, HBO MAX).
ReplyDeleteLikable actors lift original over inferior copycats.
OR
--♪♫'Who you gonna call?'
--'UC IRVINE PARAPSYCHOLOGISTS'♬♩
ParaNorman (2012)
ReplyDeleteDidn’t remember the shout-outs to classic horror!
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
ReplyDeleteJoseph Cotton terrifying as realistic psychopath uncle.
The Monster (1925)
ReplyDeleteLon Chaney’s asylum about what you’d expect…
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteSoul sucking seductress succumbs to Overlook's satiation.
Adult Swim Yule Log aka The Fireplace (2022)
ReplyDeleteStep aside Tomatoes! "Attack of Killer Log!"
Nosferatu (2024, dir. Robert Eggers)
ReplyDeleteOrlok's breathing is triggering for an asthmatic.
THE HOST (2020)
ReplyDeleteBong Joon Ho's is better. (So's Meyer's.)
Dangerous Animals (2025)
ReplyDeleteCould the most dangerous animal be... man?
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteKat's classmate volunteering her house bothers me
A Bucket of Blood (1959)
ReplyDeleteShailene Woodley would have eaten the clay
The Midnight Hour (1985)
ReplyDeleteShoulda dedicated the shitty Sea of Love
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteNo mustache Towles scarier than the zombies
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteTaking PTO to trespass an abandoned carnival
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteI could watch this movie every month
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
ReplyDeleteI would've kept the zombie puppy regardless
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteOssie Davis is so funny in this
Frankenstein (2025)
ReplyDeleteBig fans on Ridley Scott's Prometheus, rejoice!
SILVER BULLET (1985) dir. Daniel Attias
ReplyDeleteMaybe lowered expectations really do work: AWESOME!
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1948)
ReplyDeleteNo maybe, just the best Halloween song.
SIGNS (2002)
ReplyDeleteBernard Hermann tribute over opening credits rules.
It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966)
ReplyDeleteThe most evil monsters in any movie.
Puppet Master (1989)
ReplyDeleteGuys love when ladies puke out leeches.
Scream 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteBut is this a shriek-quel or scream-make?
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteBoth better and less fun than Barbarian.
Altered States (1980)
ReplyDeleteKen Russell's "The Wolfman Meets The Blob"
Black Sabbath (1963)
ReplyDeleteDrop of Water lady has Swayze face
Saw X (2023)
ReplyDeleteGood thing Tobin Bell is perpetually 60.
"Welcome To Derry (2025, episode 1)
ReplyDeleteWho can kill a child? HBO, apparently!
"The Seventh Victim" (1943)
ReplyDeleteWhat's really scary? A chair and noose.
Possession (1981)
ReplyDeleteSo, do we need to get milk?
Saw X
ReplyDeleteWhat is going on with Amanda’s hair?
Young Frankenstein (1974)
ReplyDelete"Poo-poo undies" restored from Shelley's manuscript.
The Sentinel (1977)
ReplyDeleteIt feels like an American Fulci film.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteHard to see Atkins’ ‘stache in fog.
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteI think she meant the blood bank.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteIt’s no Rob Zombie’s Halloween but ayeeeee…
WEAPONS (2025)
ReplyDeleteI like any movie that likes WILLOW.
Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
ReplyDeleteJust now noticed it wasn’t a glove
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteWhat classroom management skills are colleges teaching?
Ryan Coogler's Sinners (2025)
ReplyDeleteBet Clapton's jealous he can't summon vampires.
OR
Always respect a movie that champions cunnilingus.
Hellraiser: Bloodline
ReplyDeleteFeaturing Adam Scott and knock Pete Davidson
Knockoff
DeleteWhen a Stranger Calls (1979)
ReplyDeleteWhy didn’t she check on the children?
Together (2025)
ReplyDeleteThose who stick together, surely stay together.
THIR13EN Ghosts (2001)
ReplyDeletehaunted Rube Goldberg mansion vs. Tony Shalhoub
HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF (1985)
ReplyDeleteFinally, a movie that makes perfect sense.
HOUSE (1985) dir. Steve Miner
ReplyDeleteWriting sweater screams: LOOK AT MY PENIS!
House (1985 Dir Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Robert Culp could've helped Katt
The Substance (2024)
ReplyDeleteCould use a few more butt shots.
Lisa and the Devil (1973)
ReplyDeleteBava digs those far out colors mannnn.
Clearcut (1991)
ReplyDeleteSee, duct tape fixes just about everything.
Review count for day 27: 53
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 27: 1389