Review: Only God Forgives

by Patrick Bromley

If you watch any five minutes of Only God Forgives, you might think it's a masterpiece. What you don't realize is that the remaining 84 minutes are just those same five minutes repeated on a loop.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (April 5)

Thanks for everyone's kind words and well wishes! Mom and baby (and Doug) are doing great! But just remember: it's a marathon, and, you know, you GOTTA sleep when the baby sleeps. Listen, LISTEN -- I would take a bullet for her. Because life is precious. And God, and the Bible. But enough about me and my FAMILY OF THREE ... trailerz wait for no baby! Except for last week! Sorry about that!