Showing posts with label santa claus the movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label santa claus the movie. Show all posts

Friday, December 20, 2013

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Merry Sh!#smas!

I hate Christmas. I really do. I hate everything about it.  I hate crowds. I hate shopping. I hate the baby Jesus and his sarcastic little smirk. (Before you get all up in my grill about religion, let me clarify: I hate all babies and their sarcastic little smirks.) For more than a decade, I have been locking horns with my lovely wife in a losing battle to NOT PUT UP THE TREE -- for just one year, please? I also hate Christmas movies. Admit it… most of them suck eggs.