Fun is what it is ALL about.
But last night I had a very bad dream. I dreamed about what NEXT year’s (30) Stars of Summer lineup might just look like.
I do have to warn you -- it is terrifying.
June 1 - Ed Wood, Jr.
June 2 - Mel Gibson
June 3 - Keanu Reeves
June 4 - Robert Pattinson
June 5 - The Lorax
June 6 - John Wilkes Booth
June 7 - Miley Cyrus
June 8 - Roberto Benigni
June 9 - Kevin James
June 10 - Jerry Lewis
June 11 - Mary Kate Olsen WITHOUT Ashley
June 12 - Anthony Newley
June 13 - Ryan O’Neal
June 14 - January Jones
June 15 - Jim Carrey
June 16 - John Holmes
June 17 - Shaquille O’Neal
June 18 - Matthew Lillard
June 19 - Pauly Shore
June 20 - Madonna
June 21 - Rondo Hattan
June 22 - SNAKES!
June 23 - A Baby Wearing Glasses
June 24 - Jared Leto
June 25 - Geraldo Rivera playing HIMSELF!
June 26 - Robert Goulet
June 27 - Ronald Reagan
June 28 - Droopy Dog
June 29 - Any Streep EXCEPT Meryl
June 30 - Ashton Kutcher
That is pretty much it.
So I think we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest friend, Patrick, for thinking about all of us… and the FUN… by picking much much betterest stars… than my subconscious ever could.
Did I mention that FUN is what it is all about?
Snakes! Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
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I would enjoy the hell out of day 22. I wonder if I could find a snake movie I haven't seen before though...
DeleteBad Keanu Reeves movie(s) - Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Chain Reaction (1996), The Watcher (2000), Sweet November (2001), The Matrix sequels (2003), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
ReplyDeleteBad Roberto Benigni movie - Pinocchio (2002)
Bad Ryan O'Neal movie - Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
Bad Jim Carrey movie - The Number 23 (2007)
Bad Shaquille O'Neal movie(s) - Kazaam (1996), Steel (1997)
Bad Matthew Lillard movie - Wing Commander (1999)
Bad Pauly Shore movie(s) - Jury Duty (1995), Bio-Dome (1996)
Bad Madonna movie(s) - Shanghai Surprise (1986), Who's That Girl (1987), Body of Evidence (1993), The Next Best Thing (2000), Swept Away (2002)
Bad Ashton Kutcher movie(s) - Just Married (2003), My Boss's Daughter (2003), What Happens in Vegas (2008), Killers (2010)