Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Sh!#ting on the Classics: (30) Stars of Summer: JB's Nightmare Version II


I am glad that so many of you are having fun playing (30) Stars of Summer with us this month. At least I hope you are all having fun. You are all having fun, aren’t you?

Fun is what it is ALL about.

But last night I had a very bad dream. I dreamed about what NEXT year’s (30) Stars of Summer lineup might just look like.

I do have to warn you -- it is terrifying.



June 1 - Ed Wood, Jr.

June 2 - Mel Gibson

June 3 - Keanu Reeves

June 4 - Robert Pattinson

June 5 - The Lorax

June 6 - John Wilkes Booth

June 7 - Miley Cyrus

June 8 - Roberto Benigni

June 9 - Kevin James

June 10 - Jerry Lewis

June 11 - Mary Kate Olsen WITHOUT Ashley

June 12 - Anthony Newley

June 13 - Ryan O’Neal

June 14 - January Jones

June 15 - Jim Carrey

June 16 - John Holmes

June 17 - Shaquille O’Neal

June 18 - Matthew Lillard

June 19 - Pauly Shore

June 20 - Madonna

June 21 - Rondo Hattan

June 22 - SNAKES!

June 23 - A Baby Wearing Glasses

June 24 - Jared Leto

June 25 - Geraldo Rivera playing HIMSELF!

June 26 - Robert Goulet

June 27 - Ronald Reagan

June 28 - Droopy Dog

June 29 - Any Streep EXCEPT Meryl

June 30 - Ashton Kutcher

That is pretty much it.

So I think we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest friend, Patrick, for thinking about all of us… and the FUN… by picking much much betterest stars…  than my subconscious ever could.

Did I mention that FUN is what it is all about?

3 comments:

  1. Snakes! Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985)

    Tim Burton teams up with...

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    1. I would enjoy the hell out of day 22. I wonder if I could find a snake movie I haven't seen before though...

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  2. Bad Keanu Reeves movie(s) - Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Chain Reaction (1996), The Watcher (2000), Sweet November (2001), The Matrix sequels (2003), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
    Bad Roberto Benigni movie - Pinocchio (2002)
    Bad Ryan O'Neal movie - Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Bad Jim Carrey movie - The Number 23 (2007)
    Bad Shaquille O'Neal movie(s) - Kazaam (1996), Steel (1997)
    Bad Matthew Lillard movie - Wing Commander (1999)
    Bad Pauly Shore movie(s) - Jury Duty (1995), Bio-Dome (1996)
    Bad Madonna movie(s) - Shanghai Surprise (1986), Who's That Girl (1987), Body of Evidence (1993), The Next Best Thing (2000), Swept Away (2002)
    Bad Ashton Kutcher movie(s) - Just Married (2003), My Boss's Daughter (2003), What Happens in Vegas (2008), Killers (2010)

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