Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Scary Movie Challenge V

Number Five is dead alive.

Can anyone else believe this is our FIFTH Scary Movie Challenge? And can anyone else believe this year's SMC is going to kick the shit out of all the other years combined?

You know the drill by now. Every time you watch a HORROR MOVIE during the month of October, add the name of the movie and a SEVEN WORD REVIEW (no more, no less) in the comments section of this post.

Some clarification: You do NOT have to watch a movie every day. They do NOT have to be movies you have never seen. You do NOT have to watch ONLY horror movies (though we don't know why you wouldn't). The goal is just for all of us to work together and get as many seven word reviews as possible. Blood!

Last year, we got over 1,400. That's great! WE CAN DO BETTER. With so many new voices chiming in that they'll be joining us this year, I'm confident we can get to 2,000. WHO'S WITH ME???

Also, we want to know who you are so we can read your posts on the podcast. If you're posts are coming up as "Anonymous," please take a second to register and get a proper handle. Thanks everyone! Blood?

I really want this to be the best #ScaryMovieMonth yet, and I know that's only possible because all of you are so excited and passionate and willing to dive in to make the month a success. I can't thank you enough. This is the best place to be in October, I promise. Blood.

#ScaryMovieMonth!

UPDATE: If you don't see your comment after posting, be sure to click "load more" at the bottom. The most recent comments should show. You may have to click it a few times as more and more comments are posted. By the way, have I mentioned that you guys are KILLING IT?? Amazing job, everyone. I'M SO PROUD.

2,288 comments:

  1. Without Warning (1980) - "Living Sand Dollars rip my flesh! RRRrrrzzzzzz!"

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  2. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Jason's Mom's got some serious man hands!

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  3. THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933)

    Here we go gathering nuts in May...

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  4. Hellraiser 3 (1992)
    Oh Pinhead, you used to have style.

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  5. TROLLHUNTER

    The troll management company picnic is BYOB.

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  6. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Don't go fucking around at rock quarries.

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  7. New York Ripper (Vhs)


    This Movie is Insane. Bonkers. Crazy. Quackers

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  8. Halloween (1978)

    Evil incarnate proves physician wrong, drives car.

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  9. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

    Let's never stop talking about this movie.

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  10. Frankenstein (1931)

    Little girls do not float in water.

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  11. 1408 (2007): Save time, take the express checkout system…

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  12. Addams Family Values (1993)

    Sent kids to camp, made us watch…

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  13. Adam Wingard's YOU'RE NEXT (2013, 95 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Erin don't kick ass for no Lord!

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  14. Stephen Sommers' THE MUMMY (1999, 125 min.) on HD-DVD.

    Even Karloff would have nodded: "It's alright."

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  15. Jess Franco's DEMONIAC (1975, 69 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Psychotic priest, satanic boobs, cops: hat trick!

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  16. The House on Sorority Row (1983)

    Those silly girls obviously never saw "Diabolique."

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  17. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    The very first Big Momma's House movie.

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  18. The Mist (2007)

    Punisher goes to supermarket. Weather outlook bleak.

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  19. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985):

    Tagline: Witness the power of sexual conformity...

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  20. Phantasm ll (1988)

    Funeral? Quick, get the wayfarers and pommade!

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  21. The Shining (1980)

    Nice guy is shitty at caretaking job.

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  22. Tusk (2014)
    Waste of a perfectly good walrus suit

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  23. The Blob (1988)

    Blob, eat rest of Entourage cast. Please.

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  24. contracted (2013)

    Decaying chick still looks quite hot, right?

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  25. Oculus (2013)
    Mirror, mirror, on the ... [click] ... woosh ... KERSPLAT!

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  26. Tusk - Really enjoyed the movie. Hated Inspector Clouseau.

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  27. Hellraiser: 1987

    Please don't play with little weird balls.

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  28. Hocus Pocus:

    Horse Teeth, Horse Face and Horse Fat

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  29. Son Of Dracula: Dracula has never looked healthier than here.

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  30. Dead Alive (1992)

    Don't take your girlfriend to the zoo.

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  31. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (The Producer's Cut)

    Boredom is the true curse of Thorn.

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  32. The Stuff (1985)

    Unflinching takedown of America's "marshmallow fluff" industry.

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  33. The Shining (1980)

    Bum flap bear pig costume blow job.

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  34. Children of the Corn (1984)

    Was the kid's narration really that necessary?

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  35. Dead Alive (1992)

    Tonight on Extreme Lawn Care: Zombie Edition...

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  36. Eraserhead (1977)

    What the fuck did I just watch?

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  37. THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)

    Dick Van Patten: zombie dentist! (You're welcome.)

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  38. Carrie (1976): The mother was right, people are shitty.

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  39. Pontypool (2008)

    Can't say anything nice? Don't say anything.

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  40. Maximum Overdrive: Existential trucks; 'Human made, who made them?'

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  41. the ABCs of death (2012)

    who farted, no seriously, who was it?

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  42. Fright Night (1985)

    Shark-faced girls go all night long.

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  43. My Bloody Valentine (1981) - Maybe if you'd called about Harry FIRST....

    or...

    Canadian child actors must be REALLY expensive.

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  44. Willow Creek (2014)

    Alternate Title: My Big Foot Creek Wedding

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  45. We Are What We Are (2013)

    Crazy dad; can't leave him? Eat him.

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  46. Dracula (1931)

    Flies? Not when you can eat spiders.

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  47. Cronos (1994)
    Jesus, Perlman is even in this one?

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  48. Tales From The Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995)

    Billy Zane had my soul at hello

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  49. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    King and baseball players: Coke is harmful.

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  50. NITEHAWKS (2009, 14 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    The cheaper, shorter "Hunger" sequel nobody wanted.

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  51. Jug Face (2013): The Pit wants what it wants. Amen!

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  52. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (2009)

    Hey, what's for dinner? Some guys butt.

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  53. The Den (2013)

    The call's coming from inside your browser!

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  54. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Black actor starts franchise. Killed. 1968. 2014?

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  55. Tales From The Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood (1996)

    Miller quips, super soakers, vampire explosions, boobs

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  56. The Fly II (1989)

    Tragic story of monster and his dog.

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  57. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    In Warren Valley; the pumpkins eat you!

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  58. Planet Terror (2007)

    Depressed stripper finds fulfilment in leg gun.

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  59. The Woman (2011)

    Sadistic weirdo dad brings home another weirdo

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  60. Leprechaun (1993)
    Rachel, Francis and Willow polish shoes, turds.

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  61. Big Ass Spider! (2013)
    Someone get Mike Mendez a budget already.

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  62. Dawn of the Dead (VHS)

    I'm Gonna try to Not Come Back!

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  63. The Faculty (1998)
    Conformist cephalopod says say no to drugs.

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  64. Theatre of Blood (1973)

    Shakespeare has never been such gory fun.

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  65. A Tale Of Two Sisters (2003) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365376/)

    Just keep telling yourself, nothing is real.

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  66. The Monkey's Paw (2013)

    Wish I'd skipped this. Also, unlimited wishes.

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  67. The Sacrament (2013): In the beginning, God created Kool-Aid.

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  68. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978): Seventies fashion and man-faced dogs are terrifying.

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  69. The Awakening (2011): Dominic West doesn't help with the wires.

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  70. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Vincent Price in a Haunted House? No-brainer!

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  71. The Guest (2014)

    Initial title: A dreamy way to die.

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  72. The Woman (2011)

    Rotten teeth destroy marriages. Abuse doesn't help.

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  73. Tusk (2014)

    Spoiler- Kevin Smith movie features a metaphor!!!

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  74. Run Like Hell (2014)

    I came, I saw, I couldn't finish

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  75. The Cat and the Canary - Why is Mammy Pleasant so damn scary?

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  76. All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

    Who knew those Smallville rocks still existed?

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  77. Ghost Ship (2002)

    A piece of ship. Don't sea it.

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  78. 1408: Swirling nightmares of an evil fucking room

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  79. Maximum Overdrive

    Dixie Boy was also King's coke dealer.

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  80. Berberian Sound Studio (2012)

    Please! Show us the witch film instead

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  81. The Sacrament (2013)

    Maybe I'm brainwashed, but I liked it.

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  82. Death Proof:

    'Crossroads' with awesome violence not shitty singing.

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  83. PHANTOMS (1998)

    Explodes the good cast/bad script ratio.

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  84. escape from tomorrow (2013) - filmed without consent, watched with joy, mostly

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  85. Halloween (1978): Now I'm afraid in the daytime, too!

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  86. The Demon's Rook (2013) Written, Directed, Produced, Starring, Make-up, Special Effects and Music by James Sizemore

    80's homage. Awesome practical effects. Ambitious fun.

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  87. An American Werewolf in London - tot, tot now you are a werewolf.

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  88. Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

    Henry Selick movie inspires Tim Burton fandom.

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  89. King Kong (1933)

    One of the best movies ever made

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  90. Lust for a Vampire (1971)

    I personally know Suzanna Leigh. Jealous yet?

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  91. The Battery (2013)

    Masturbation and dead girls just don't mix.

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  92. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Why does the puppeteer always die first?

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  93. Halloween (1978)
    Still the classiest slasher movie ever made.

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    1. Definitely, my personal favorite. I sport my beautiful Michael Meyers tattoo everyday.

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  94. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Dream Master! Don't wanna sequel no more!

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  95. Frankenstein (1931)

    God is dead--or maybe just paralyzed.

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  96. The Raven (1963):

    Price, Lorre, Karloff wizard things up. Fun!

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  97. [REC]: A Portuguese girl with saggy breasts? Illogical.

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  98. Night of the Living Dead (1968):

    I think the chicken might have Ebola.

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  99. Halloween (1978)
    Favorite next to nightmare on elm street!

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  100. The Old Dark House (1932)

    Why doesn't Universal tout this amazing film?

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  101. Hellroller (1992) box art

    Wheelchair-bound maniac poisons yuppie water supply.

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  102. The Demon's Rook (2013) trailer

    Ambitious, unsuccessful stoner knock-off of Demons.

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  103. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

    Leatherface looks like a Tower Records employee.

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    1. Haha! Bump! (Manwithpetgull and I were both Tower employees)

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  104. The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
    Stripper subplot comes from early shadier version.

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  105. Leprechaun (1993)

    GOLD! we get it, fucking shut up

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  106. Rabbit Hole (2010)

    Is there a sadder horror than this?

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  107. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    Machine guns are evil. Submachine guns? A-Okay!

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  108. Hobo With A Shotgun (2011)

    Life in that city? Ball-shrinkingly TERRIFYING.

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  109. Day of the Dead (1985)

    Zombie kindergarten... more boring than I anticipated

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  110. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    While arguably a classic, familiarity breeds contempt.

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  111. Tales from the Crypt (1972)

    The blood looks like melted crayola crayons!

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  112. Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010)
    Hillbillies can be real friendly after all

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  113. Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)
    I have zero patients for this movie.

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  114. [Rec] (2007)

    Who is the boy in the attic?

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  115. Tusk: Would you tusk me? I'd tusk me.

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  116. The Vanishing (1988)

    Coffee at night? What did you expect?

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  117. Phantasm

    The Tall Man throws a wicked slider.

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  118. The Woman in Black (2012)

    Your magic can't help you now Potter!

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  119. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

    Vampires are a metaphor for big dicks.

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  120. Piranha 3DD (2012) and Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)

    I'm sorry but necks aren't that weak

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  121. Human Centipede:

    Damien and Ralph sleep butt to face.

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  122. Dracula Untold:

    The funniest film you'll see all year.

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  123. Don't go in the House (VHS)

    Great combination. Mummy issues and Flame Throwers!

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  124. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)...really misplaced, lumpy, bulgy, fucked-up eyes

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  125. Halloween (with Carpenter & Jamie Lee)

    Q&A was better than the DCP. Ugh.

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  126. Halloween II

    The night Ben Tramer didn't come home.

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  127. Phantoms (1998)

    Jay lied. Affleck's not the bomb here.

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  128. Leprechaun (1993)

    Burn in hell, you little green bastard

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  129. The Wolf Man (1941)

    He should have never bought that cane.

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  130. Shiver of the Vampires (1970)

    Lesbian Vampires take Ambien for 90 minutes.

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  131. Larry Cohen's THE STUFF (1985, 87 min.) on Netflix Instant for the first time.

    You had me at "Starring Michael Moriarty."

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  132. THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE (1962) on DVD.

    Come for our cheese, enjoy the sleaze.

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  133. The Sacrament

    Wait a minute, who's holding that camera.

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  134. Eric England's CONTRACTED (2013, 84 min.) on Netflix Instant for the first time.

    "The Fly" of one-night stand STD movies.

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  135. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    Jesse: a boy Nancy or nancy boy?

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  136. slumber party massacre (1982)

    crappy synthesizer, objectified women, phallic weapons : 80ies !!!

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  137. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    Because your life wasn't bad enough already.

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  138. Carnival of Souls (1962)

    Loved the pipe organ in this movie.

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  139. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

    Kevin Williamson proudly presents: Scream for idiots.

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  140. The Sacrament (2014)

    Well that certainly escalated in a hurry!

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  141. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Remember when Depp took less annoying roles?

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  142. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Murder ride really got the job done.

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  143. Tremors (1990):

    Brokeback Mountain gets Footloose with sand wieners.

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  144. Tenebre (1982) Dario Argento.

    Shocking Twists. Murders. Boobs. Highly enjoyable Giallo.

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  145. Evil dead II: Dead by Dawn (idk)
    This movie just keeps on getting better

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  146. Trick r Treat (2009)

    Never eat anything Dylan Baker gives you

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  147. Suspiria (1977)

    Beware bats, dogs, witches, and barbed wire.

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  148. Hostel (2005)

    Left 20 minutes in. Next stop; Slovakia :)

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  149. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    I really like the Sawyers' arm-chair.

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  150. Dead of Winter (1987)

    Mary Steenburgen gives Roddy McDowall the finger.

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  151. Re-Animator (1985): Frankenstein, Bucket of Blood, Hermann - Goretastic Wackiness

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  152. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Alternately, "Dracula and Mina Watch a Porno"

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  153. American Mary

    Moral of the story.....bitches be crazy?

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  154. V/H/S (2012): Should I even bother with the sequel?

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  155. CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984)

    Children have bright red nail polish blood?

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  156. The Last Slumber Party (1988) - Have this writer/director put to sleep.

    or

    "Shit", "Fuck", "Whore", Gay Slurs...Shelly Hack.

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  157. Terror at Tenkiller (1986) - Featuring Native American Princess, "Deus Ex Machina"

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  158. Black Christmas (1974)

    That guy is terrible at phone sex.

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  159. Videodrome (1983)

    I put who in the what now?

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  160. all cheerleaders die (2013)

    improved 80ies-style silly horror MCkee did Okay

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  161. Disturbing Behavior (1998)

    Albino's should be heroes in more movies

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  162. Tales from the hood - 1995
    Jesus, that sure is quite the overdose.

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  163. The Fall of the House of Usher(1960): Danny Zuko, Hermit Snape IN Doomed Domain!

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  164. Invisible Invaders (1959)
    The "walking dead" and stock footage. AHHHHHHH!

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  165. The Exorcist: If you're a Catholic, it's a motherfucker.

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  166. The Omen: I'd like to be The Exorcist, please.

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  167. The Wolfman (2010): Werewolf fight endings make all movies better.

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  168. Dracula (1931) first time

    That was magnificent, I waited too long.

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  169. Babysitter Massacre (2013)

    Throwback to 80's slashers. Yes there's nudity.

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    1. Is it worth watching though?

      Poltergeist (1982)

      I see dead people; Too soon? Probably

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  170. Satan's Little Helper (2004) -

    HAIL SATAN...s little helper with batteries, please.

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  171. Final Destination (2000)
    Creepy credit sequence. All downhill from there.

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  172. After Midnight (1989)

    College class horror anthology feels like homework.

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  173. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

    I always thought Freddy needed more gay.

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  174. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961): Vengeance; Best served à la torturing adulterers.

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  175. Hostel (2005): Obnoxious allegories hit Europe. Europe hits back.

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  176. Satan's Little Helper (2004)

    Better than Halloween! No, wait...I'm high.

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  177. V/H/S/2 (2013): You see dead people? Just have sex!

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  178. The Masque of the Red Death (1964): Hell's 'empty... all the devils are here.'

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  179. Bay of Blood (1971)

    Final two minutes crazier than entire movie

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  180. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)

    Figured I should watch something I like.

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  181. THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974)

    Prequel to the best "Hoarders" episode ever.

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  182. Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) Far scarier when it's dubbed in silence.

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  183. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    This is an early Tim Burton. Right?

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  184. The Dead Zone (1983)

    Top tier King adaptation through and through.

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  185. The Raven (1963)

    Peter Lorre should have stayed a bird.

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  186. The Tomb of Ligeia (1964): Let Her Goooo, Cats Bother Me Anyway.

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  187. el páramo (2011)

    less addictive than colombias powdered export products

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  188. Carrie (1976):

    How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

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  189. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986)

    Breakfast cereal pitch: Kellogg's Chop Top Pops!

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  190. Wolf (1994)
    There are no wolf puppets in Vermont.

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  191. Evil Dead 2 - Could someone give me a hand please?

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  192. Tales of Terror (1962)
    Price's wine face is my spirit animal.

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