Can anyone else believe this is our FIFTH Scary Movie Challenge? And can anyone else believe this year's SMC is going to kick the shit out of all the other years combined?
You know the drill by now. Every time you watch a HORROR MOVIE during the month of October, add the name of the movie and a SEVEN WORD REVIEW (no more, no less) in the comments section of this post.
Some clarification: You do NOT have to watch a movie every day. They do NOT have to be movies you have never seen. You do NOT have to watch ONLY horror movies (though we don't know why you wouldn't). The goal is just for all of us to work together and get as many seven word reviews as possible. Blood!
Last year, we got over 1,400. That's great! WE CAN DO BETTER. With so many new voices chiming in that they'll be joining us this year, I'm confident we can get to 2,000. WHO'S WITH ME???
Also, we want to know who you are so we can read your posts on the podcast. If you're posts are coming up as "Anonymous," please take a second to register and get a proper handle. Thanks everyone! Blood?
I really want this to be the best #ScaryMovieMonth yet, and I know that's only possible because all of you are so excited and passionate and willing to dive in to make the month a success. I can't thank you enough. This is the best place to be in October, I promise. Blood.
#ScaryMovieMonth!
UPDATE: If you don't see your comment after posting, be sure to click "load more" at the bottom. The most recent comments should show. You may have to click it a few times as more and more comments are posted. By the way, have I mentioned that you guys are KILLING IT?? Amazing job, everyone. I'M SO PROUD.
Without Warning (1980) - "Living Sand Dollars rip my flesh! RRRrrrzzzzzz!"
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteJason's Mom's got some serious man hands!
THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933)
ReplyDeleteHere we go gathering nuts in May...
Hellraiser 3 (1992)
ReplyDeleteOh Pinhead, you used to have style.
TROLLHUNTER
ReplyDeleteThe troll management company picnic is BYOB.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteDon't go fucking around at rock quarries.
New York Ripper (Vhs)
ReplyDeleteThis Movie is Insane. Bonkers. Crazy. Quackers
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteEvil incarnate proves physician wrong, drives car.
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
ReplyDeleteLet's never stop talking about this movie.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteLittle girls do not float in water.
1408 (2007): Save time, take the express checkout system…
ReplyDeleteAddams Family Values (1993)
ReplyDeleteSent kids to camp, made us watch…
Adam Wingard's YOU'RE NEXT (2013, 95 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteErin don't kick ass for no Lord!
Stephen Sommers' THE MUMMY (1999, 125 min.) on HD-DVD.
ReplyDeleteEven Karloff would have nodded: "It's alright."
Jess Franco's DEMONIAC (1975, 69 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeletePsychotic priest, satanic boobs, cops: hat trick!
The House on Sorority Row (1983)
ReplyDeleteThose silly girls obviously never saw "Diabolique."
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteThe very first Big Momma's House movie.
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeletePunisher goes to supermarket. Weather outlook bleak.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985):
ReplyDeleteTagline: Witness the power of sexual conformity...
Phantasm ll (1988)
ReplyDeleteFuneral? Quick, get the wayfarers and pommade!
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteNice guy is shitty at caretaking job.
Tusk (2014)
ReplyDeleteWaste of a perfectly good walrus suit
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteBlob, eat rest of Entourage cast. Please.
contracted (2013)
ReplyDeleteDecaying chick still looks quite hot, right?
Oculus (2013)
ReplyDeleteMirror, mirror, on the ... [click] ... woosh ... KERSPLAT!
Tusk - Really enjoyed the movie. Hated Inspector Clouseau.
ReplyDeleteHellraiser: 1987
ReplyDeletePlease don't play with little weird balls.
Hocus Pocus:
ReplyDeleteHorse Teeth, Horse Face and Horse Fat
Son Of Dracula: Dracula has never looked healthier than here.
ReplyDeleteDead Alive (1992)
ReplyDeleteDon't take your girlfriend to the zoo.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (The Producer's Cut)
ReplyDeleteBoredom is the true curse of Thorn.
The Stuff (1985)
ReplyDeleteUnflinching takedown of America's "marshmallow fluff" industry.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteBum flap bear pig costume blow job.
Children of the Corn (1984)
ReplyDeleteWas the kid's narration really that necessary?
Dead Alive (1992)
ReplyDeleteTonight on Extreme Lawn Care: Zombie Edition...
Eraserhead (1977)
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck did I just watch?
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)
ReplyDeleteDick Van Patten: zombie dentist! (You're welcome.)
Carrie (1976): The mother was right, people are shitty.
ReplyDeletePontypool (2008)
ReplyDeleteCan't say anything nice? Don't say anything.
Maximum Overdrive: Existential trucks; 'Human made, who made them?'
ReplyDeletethe ABCs of death (2012)
ReplyDeletewho farted, no seriously, who was it?
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteShark-faced girls go all night long.
My Bloody Valentine (1981) - Maybe if you'd called about Harry FIRST....
ReplyDeleteor...
Canadian child actors must be REALLY expensive.
Willow Creek (2014)
ReplyDeleteAlternate Title: My Big Foot Creek Wedding
We Are What We Are (2013)
ReplyDeleteCrazy dad; can't leave him? Eat him.
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteFlies? Not when you can eat spiders.
Cronos (1994)
ReplyDeleteJesus, Perlman is even in this one?
Tales From The Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteBilly Zane had my soul at hello
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
ReplyDeleteKing and baseball players: Coke is harmful.
NITEHAWKS (2009, 14 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteThe cheaper, shorter "Hunger" sequel nobody wanted.
Jug Face (2013): The Pit wants what it wants. Amen!
ReplyDeleteTHE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (2009)
ReplyDeleteHey, what's for dinner? Some guys butt.
The Den (2013)
ReplyDeleteThe call's coming from inside your browser!
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteBlack actor starts franchise. Killed. 1968. 2014?
Tales From The Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteMiller quips, super soakers, vampire explosions, boobs
The Fly II (1989)
ReplyDeleteTragic story of monster and his dog.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteIn Warren Valley; the pumpkins eat you!
Planet Terror (2007)
ReplyDeleteDepressed stripper finds fulfilment in leg gun.
The Woman (2011)
ReplyDeleteSadistic weirdo dad brings home another weirdo
Leprechaun (1993)
ReplyDeleteRachel, Francis and Willow polish shoes, turds.
Big Ass Spider! (2013)
ReplyDeleteSomeone get Mike Mendez a budget already.
Dawn of the Dead (VHS)
ReplyDeleteI'm Gonna try to Not Come Back!
Theatre of Blood (1973)
ReplyDeleteShakespeare has never been such gory fun.
A Tale Of Two Sisters (2003) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365376/)
ReplyDeleteJust keep telling yourself, nothing is real.
The Monkey's Paw (2013)
ReplyDeleteWish I'd skipped this. Also, unlimited wishes.
The Sacrament (2013): In the beginning, God created Kool-Aid.
ReplyDeleteInvasion of the Body Snatchers (1978): Seventies fashion and man-faced dogs are terrifying.
ReplyDeleteThe Awakening (2011): Dominic West doesn't help with the wires.
ReplyDeleteHouse on Haunted Hill (1959)
ReplyDeleteVincent Price in a Haunted House? No-brainer!
The Guest (2014)
ReplyDeleteInitial title: A dreamy way to die.
The Woman (2011)
ReplyDeleteRotten teeth destroy marriages. Abuse doesn't help.
Tusk (2014)
ReplyDeleteSpoiler- Kevin Smith movie features a metaphor!!!
Run Like Hell (2014)
ReplyDeleteI came, I saw, I couldn't finish
The Cat and the Canary - Why is Mammy Pleasant so damn scary?
ReplyDeleteAll Cheerleaders Die (2013)
ReplyDeleteWho knew those Smallville rocks still existed?
Ghost Ship (2002)
ReplyDeleteA piece of ship. Don't sea it.
Well, see the opening scene then turn it off, right?!
DeleteRight
Delete1408: Swirling nightmares of an evil fucking room
ReplyDeleteMaximum Overdrive
ReplyDeleteDixie Boy was also King's coke dealer.
Berberian Sound Studio (2012)
ReplyDeletePlease! Show us the witch film instead
The Sacrament (2013)
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm brainwashed, but I liked it.
Death Proof:
ReplyDelete'Crossroads' with awesome violence not shitty singing.
PHANTOMS (1998)
ReplyDeleteExplodes the good cast/bad script ratio.
escape from tomorrow (2013) - filmed without consent, watched with joy, mostly
ReplyDeleteHalloween (1978): Now I'm afraid in the daytime, too!
ReplyDeleteThe Demon's Rook (2013) Written, Directed, Produced, Starring, Make-up, Special Effects and Music by James Sizemore
ReplyDelete80's homage. Awesome practical effects. Ambitious fun.
An American Werewolf in London - tot, tot now you are a werewolf.
ReplyDeleteNightmare Before Christmas (1993)
ReplyDeleteHenry Selick movie inspires Tim Burton fandom.
King Kong (1933)
ReplyDeleteOne of the best movies ever made
Lust for a Vampire (1971)
ReplyDeleteI personally know Suzanna Leigh. Jealous yet?
The Battery (2013)
ReplyDeleteMasturbation and dead girls just don't mix.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhy does the puppeteer always die first?
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteStill the classiest slasher movie ever made.
Agreed!
DeleteDefinitely, my personal favorite. I sport my beautiful Michael Meyers tattoo everyday.
DeleteA Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
ReplyDeleteDream Master! Don't wanna sequel no more!
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteGod is dead--or maybe just paralyzed.
The Raven (1963):
ReplyDeletePrice, Lorre, Karloff wizard things up. Fun!
[REC]: A Portuguese girl with saggy breasts? Illogical.
ReplyDeleteNight of the Living Dead (1968):
ReplyDeleteI think the chicken might have Ebola.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteFavorite next to nightmare on elm street!
The Old Dark House (1932)
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Universal tout this amazing film?
Hellroller (1992) box art
ReplyDeleteWheelchair-bound maniac poisons yuppie water supply.
The Demon's Rook (2013) trailer
ReplyDeleteAmbitious, unsuccessful stoner knock-off of Demons.
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
ReplyDeleteLeatherface looks like a Tower Records employee.
Watch it, buddy.
DeleteHaha! Bump! (Manwithpetgull and I were both Tower employees)
DeleteThe Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
ReplyDeleteStripper subplot comes from early shadier version.
Leprechaun (1993)
ReplyDeleteGOLD! we get it, fucking shut up
Rabbit Hole (2010)
ReplyDeleteIs there a sadder horror than this?
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
ReplyDeleteMachine guns are evil. Submachine guns? A-Okay!
Hobo With A Shotgun (2011)
ReplyDeleteLife in that city? Ball-shrinkingly TERRIFYING.
Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteZombie kindergarten... more boring than I anticipated
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteWhile arguably a classic, familiarity breeds contempt.
Tales from the Crypt (1972)
ReplyDeleteThe blood looks like melted crayola crayons!
Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010)
ReplyDeleteHillbillies can be real friendly after all
Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)
ReplyDeleteI have zero patients for this movie.
[Rec] (2007)
ReplyDeleteWho is the boy in the attic?
Tusk: Would you tusk me? I'd tusk me.
ReplyDeleteThe Vanishing (1988)
ReplyDeleteCoffee at night? What did you expect?
Phantasm
ReplyDeleteThe Tall Man throws a wicked slider.
The Woman in Black (2012)
ReplyDeleteYour magic can't help you now Potter!
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
ReplyDeleteVampires are a metaphor for big dicks.
Piranha 3DD (2012) and Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but necks aren't that weak
Human Centipede:
ReplyDeleteDamien and Ralph sleep butt to face.
Or "cheek to cheek"?
DeleteDracula Untold:
ReplyDeleteThe funniest film you'll see all year.
Don't go in the House (VHS)
ReplyDeleteGreat combination. Mummy issues and Flame Throwers!
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)...really misplaced, lumpy, bulgy, fucked-up eyes
ReplyDeleteHalloween (with Carpenter & Jamie Lee)
ReplyDeleteQ&A was better than the DCP. Ugh.
Halloween II
ReplyDeleteThe night Ben Tramer didn't come home.
Phantoms (1998)
ReplyDeleteJay lied. Affleck's not the bomb here.
Leprechaun (1993)
ReplyDeleteBurn in hell, you little green bastard
The Wolf Man (1941)
ReplyDeleteHe should have never bought that cane.
Shiver of the Vampires (1970)
ReplyDeleteLesbian Vampires take Ambien for 90 minutes.
Larry Cohen's THE STUFF (1985, 87 min.) on Netflix Instant for the first time.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at "Starring Michael Moriarty."
THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE (1962) on DVD.
ReplyDeleteCome for our cheese, enjoy the sleaze.
The Sacrament
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, who's holding that camera.
Eric England's CONTRACTED (2013, 84 min.) on Netflix Instant for the first time.
ReplyDelete"The Fly" of one-night stand STD movies.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
ReplyDeleteJesse: a boy Nancy or nancy boy?
slumber party massacre (1982)
ReplyDeletecrappy synthesizer, objectified women, phallic weapons : 80ies !!!
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
ReplyDeleteBecause your life wasn't bad enough already.
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteLoved the pipe organ in this movie.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteKevin Williamson proudly presents: Scream for idiots.
The Sacrament (2014)
ReplyDeleteWell that certainly escalated in a hurry!
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteRemember when Depp took less annoying roles?
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
ReplyDeleteMurder ride really got the job done.
Tremors (1990):
ReplyDeleteBrokeback Mountain gets Footloose with sand wieners.
Tenebre (1982) Dario Argento.
ReplyDeleteShocking Twists. Murders. Boobs. Highly enjoyable Giallo.
Evil dead II: Dead by Dawn (idk)
ReplyDeleteThis movie just keeps on getting better
Trick r Treat (2009)
ReplyDeleteNever eat anything Dylan Baker gives you
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteBeware bats, dogs, witches, and barbed wire.
Hostel (2005)
ReplyDeleteLeft 20 minutes in. Next stop; Slovakia :)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteI really like the Sawyers' arm-chair.
Dead of Winter (1987)
ReplyDeleteMary Steenburgen gives Roddy McDowall the finger.
Re-Animator (1985): Frankenstein, Bucket of Blood, Hermann - Goretastic Wackiness
ReplyDeleteBram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteAlternately, "Dracula and Mina Watch a Porno"
American Mary
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story.....bitches be crazy?
V/H/S (2012): Should I even bother with the sequel?
ReplyDeleteCHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984)
ReplyDeleteChildren have bright red nail polish blood?
The Last Slumber Party (1988) - Have this writer/director put to sleep.
ReplyDeleteor
"Shit", "Fuck", "Whore", Gay Slurs...Shelly Hack.
Terror at Tenkiller (1986) - Featuring Native American Princess, "Deus Ex Machina"
ReplyDeleteBlack Christmas (1974)
ReplyDeleteThat guy is terrible at phone sex.
Videodrome (1983)
ReplyDeleteI put who in the what now?
all cheerleaders die (2013)
ReplyDeleteimproved 80ies-style silly horror MCkee did Okay
Disturbing Behavior (1998)
ReplyDeleteAlbino's should be heroes in more movies
Tales from the hood - 1995
ReplyDeleteJesus, that sure is quite the overdose.
The Fall of the House of Usher(1960): Danny Zuko, Hermit Snape IN Doomed Domain!
ReplyDeleteInvisible Invaders (1959)
ReplyDeleteThe "walking dead" and stock footage. AHHHHHHH!
The Exorcist: If you're a Catholic, it's a motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteThe Omen: I'd like to be The Exorcist, please.
ReplyDeleteThe Wolfman (2010): Werewolf fight endings make all movies better.
ReplyDeleteDracula (1931) first time
ReplyDeleteThat was magnificent, I waited too long.
Babysitter Massacre (2013)
ReplyDeleteThrowback to 80's slashers. Yes there's nudity.
Is it worth watching though?
DeletePoltergeist (1982)
I see dead people; Too soon? Probably
Satan's Little Helper (2004) -
ReplyDeleteHAIL SATAN...s little helper with batteries, please.
Final Destination (2000)
ReplyDeleteCreepy credit sequence. All downhill from there.
After Midnight (1989)
ReplyDeleteCollege class horror anthology feels like homework.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
ReplyDeleteI always thought Freddy needed more gay.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961): Vengeance; Best served à la torturing adulterers.
ReplyDeleteHostel (2005): Obnoxious allegories hit Europe. Europe hits back.
ReplyDeleteSatan's Little Helper (2004)
ReplyDeleteBetter than Halloween! No, wait...I'm high.
V/H/S/2 (2013): You see dead people? Just have sex!
ReplyDeleteThe Masque of the Red Death (1964): Hell's 'empty... all the devils are here.'
ReplyDeleteBay of Blood (1971)
ReplyDeleteFinal two minutes crazier than entire movie
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)
ReplyDeleteFigured I should watch something I like.
THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974)
ReplyDeletePrequel to the best "Hoarders" episode ever.
Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) Far scarier when it's dubbed in silence.
ReplyDeleteThe Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
ReplyDeleteThis is an early Tim Burton. Right?
The Dead Zone (1983)
ReplyDeleteTop tier King adaptation through and through.
The Raven (1963)
ReplyDeletePeter Lorre should have stayed a bird.
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964): Let Her Goooo, Cats Bother Me Anyway.
ReplyDeleteel páramo (2011)
ReplyDeleteless addictive than colombias powdered export products
Carrie (1976):
ReplyDeleteHow to Lose Friends and Alienate People.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteBreakfast cereal pitch: Kellogg's Chop Top Pops!
Wolf (1994)
ReplyDeleteThere are no wolf puppets in Vermont.
Evil Dead 2 - Could someone give me a hand please?
ReplyDeleteTales of Terror (1962)
ReplyDeletePrice's wine face is my spirit animal.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDeleteShop till you drop dead and reanimate.