Sunday, October 11, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 11)


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  1. New York Ripper (1982)

    Duck voiced killer? Fuckin love you Fulci.

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  2. Constantine (2005)

    Peter Stormare as Lucifer. F'ing perfect casting!

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  3. Strippers vs Werewolves (2012)

    Turns out "just because" isn't good enough.

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  4. Richard Donner's THE OMEN (1976, Blu-ray).

    "Final Destination" sure was different back then.

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  5. HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II (1988, Netflix Instant).

    For Julia beauty's only muscle-tissue deep.

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  6. Friday the 13th 2009 extended cut

    Typical Bayification Remake, Pretty actors being killed

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  7. Anthony Hickox's HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTH (1992, Netflix Instant).

    'OMG, they killed ["Gremlin's"] Billy! You bastards!'

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  8. John Carpenter's THE THING (1982, HD-DVD).

    Why doesn't MacReady hibernate inside giant hat?

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  9. The Sentinel (1977)

    Clearly a "Winner" only by director`s name

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  10. Black X-Mas (2006)

    10/10 lumps of coal. Regift it! LCJ

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  11. The Entity (1982)

    Ghostly rape never again played that well

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  12. Nightmare on Elm Street 5: Dream Child (1989)

    Can't any of you jerks stay awake?

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  13. It Follows (2014)

    In my day, we just got gonorrhea.

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  14. Cooties (2015)

    Alison Pill's the SexBob-omb of this movie.

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  15. Kwaidan (1964)

    Afraid to look into my tea now.

    or

    I hope ghosts don't take my ears.

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  16. Eaten Alive (1977)

    Judd is a bad pet owner/hotelier.

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  17. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

    There's the mask we know and love.

    or

    Miner really loves the "Previously on..." bit.

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  18. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    Even Tom and Rosanne couldn't save this.

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  19. The Hitcher (1986)

    Evil Dead II but with more cars.

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  20. Dracula (1931)
    There are far worse things than death

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  21. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    So many palm trees in Springwood, OH.

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  22. Hellraiser (1987)

    Are these the secrets Garak was hiding?

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  23. The Ladies of the House (2014)

    When following a stripper home ends badly.

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  24. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    Did everybody have bad knees back then?

    or

    Don't pay the monkey; it does nothing.

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  25. Firestarter (1984)

    It's part Carrie, part Scanners, still forgettable.

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  26. The Brood (1979)

    External uterus becomes a major plot device.

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  27. Satan's Little Helper (2004)

    Video games destroy soul/make you stupid.

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  28. The Mummy (1959)

    Speechless shape slowly stalks and kills. Slasher?

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  29. Wishmaster 1997

    Kurtzman wished for many famous Horror Cameo's

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  30. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

    Advanced psychotherapy through wearing somebody else's skin.

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  31. April Fool's Day (1986): Urgh, why was that so fucking boring?

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  32. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988): My friend's nana killed Freddie, I'm next!

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  33. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988): Quiet, Loony Loomis! ... Crap, he's right again.

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  34. Dreamhome (2010)

    Makes Dream House look like Citizen Kane.

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  35. Creep

    I won't make the obvious Radiohead joke.

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  36. Bait 3D (2012)

    Avoid the fresh fish on aisle nine.

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  37. Gone Girl (2014)
    Lets face it... marriage is pretty scary.

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  38. Wishmaster 2 Evil Never Dies 1999

    Andrew Divoff's Lipless smile gives me chills

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  39. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

    Aww, iTunes makes CD cenobite feel irrelevant.

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  40. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
    (1989): To do: one woman revisioning of this.

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  41. Brides of Blood (1968)

    Atomic Filipino rapist vs. burlesque dancer. Nice!

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  42. Yakuza Apocalypse (2015)

    Outstanding Romero-style economic fable with monsters.

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  43. Daughter of Horror (1955)

    Ed McMahon narrates excellent silent psycho noir.

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  44. Satan's Little Helper (2004)

    Dead cat is mightier than the sword.

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  45. The Final Girls (2015)

    Would Jack Slater survive until the sequel?

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  46. Triangle

    Feels like I've seen this somewhere before?

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  47. Don't Be Afraid of the Dartk (2010)

    I've actually watched this twice now....balls

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  48. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

    That's one pin for every plot hole.

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  49. Great movie:
    Poltergeist (1982)

    This house is clean - aha, yeah right...

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  50. Nosferatu (1922)

    Tough to be vampire's real estate agent.

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  51. Fire in the Sky (1993)

    The T-1000 is not a good lumberjack.

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  52. Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)

    Wanted a Hellraiser movie, got police procedural.

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  53. Silent Scream (1979)

    The quintessential promo video for on-campus housing.

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  54. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

    My feelings? Please see Ebert's "North" review.

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  55. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 11, 2015 at 7:42 PM

    Curse of Chucky (2013)

    Those one liners need some work, Chuck.

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  56. The Invoking 2 (2015) Dirs. (6 for this?!) Jamie DeWolf, Jay Holben, Corey Norman, Adam O'Brien, Patrick Rea, Jamie Root

    This Invoked both eyeballs from staying awake.

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  57. Hausu (1977)

    What the hell did I just watch?

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  58. Galaxy of Terror (1981)

    Only bad if you're alone and sober

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  59. The Omen (1976) dir. Richard Donner

    The Antichrist's birth causes questionable sound mix.

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  60. Monster Brawl (2011)
    Canadian government partially pays for monster Wrestlemania.

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  61. Session 9 (2001)

    David Caruso raped me outside a Wendy's.

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  62. Curtains (1983)

    This movie was made by crazy people.

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  63. The Thing (1982)
    Paranoia. Intense. Intense. Intense. Intense. Intense. Amazing.

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  64. Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)

    Terrible, and only halfway through this series.

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  65. The Ring (2002)

    Why has this Gore Verbinski left us!

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  66. Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2015)

    Sub-Cambell and Sub-Knightley in surprisingly original film.

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  67. Tales from the Crypt [S05E01] - Death of Some Salesmen (1993)

    Clan of Tim Currys suffer no shysters.

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  68. Late Phases (2014)

    Is this the opposite of Teen Wolf?

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  69. Prisoner of the Cannibal God (1978)

    Sorry Ursula Stacy Keach ain't even Lazenby.

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  70. Revenge of the Boogeyman (1983)

    More padding than a Judd Apatow film.

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  71. The Slayer (1982)

    Is it a dream? No a Muppet.

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  72. Creep (2014)
    Josef's video collection really needs some diversifying.

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  73. Tales from the Crypt [S05E05] - People Who Live in Brass Hearses (1993)

    Bill Paxton dominates, eats sticks of butter.

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  74. Terror Eyes (1981)

    Rachel Ward can decapitate me any day.

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  75. The Toolbox Murders (1978)

    How'd you spell Oscar Mayer? C A M E R O N M I T C H E L L.

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  76. Knock, Knock (2015)

    Part Good. Part Meh. All Ms. Armas.

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  77. Hellraiser: Deader (2005)

    Enjoyed it, until it became stupidly convoluted.

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  78. Castle Freak (1995) Dir. Stuart Gordon

    Underwhelming for Gordon's standards. still, liked it.

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  79. The Walking Dead Season 6 Premiere (2015 )
    Ethan should have turned the other cheek.

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  80. The Blob (1988)

    Dillons hair is the real villain here.

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  81. Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)

    The Halloween: Resurrection of the Hellraiser franchise.

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  82. Zombeavers (2014)

    Wait, there's a mammal also called "beaver"?

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  83. Angel Heart (1987)

    DeNiro is not in the same movie.

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  84. Starry Eyes (2014)

    And they say that scientologists run Hollywood . . . .

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  85. Sisters (1973)

    Needs a little bit more Psycho homages.

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  86. A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Freddy Krueger by way of Bruce Vilanch.

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  87. John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)

    Only the greatest horror film ever made.

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  88. Seven (1995)

    Sunday, Monday, happy days! Tuesday, Wednesday, murder!

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  89. Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)

    Yay, watched them all! (Last one's boring.)

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  90. Devil's Pass (2013)

    Stop! The portal makes you poorly rendered!

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  91. Grizzly (1976)

    Shots of bear attacking shots of people.

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  92. Grizzly Redux (2005)

    Minimal additions from genius Damon Packard disappoint.

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  93. The New York Ripper (1982)

    Without the duck voice, nobody'd remember this.

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  94. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)

    Sarcastic dick meets underpants model; everything sucks.

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  95. Hard to Die (1990)

    Robyn Harris, lingerie, machine gun, possession, perfection.

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  96. The Final Girls (2015)

    It's Back to the Pleasantville the 13th!

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