The Possession Of Joel Delaney (1972)Hispanic satanic shamanic panic, without the messianic
Knock Knock (2015) (5 minutes before watching)Surely Eli Roth will approach this progressively!
Stuart Gordon's RE-ANIMATOR (1985, DVD). ♫ HE PUT DE LIME IN DE COCONUT!!! ♫
Bernard Rose's CANDYMAN (1992, DVD).Needs less Tony Todd, more Biggie Smalls.
John Carpenter's THE WARD (2010, Netflix Instant) for the first time.Married life with Johnny Depp is brutal!
The Omen (1976)Damien: less annoying than the Babadook kid.
Halloween II (1981)BANG! BANG-BANG! BANG-BANG-BANG! ...BANG?
Damien: Omen II (1978)Typical sequel: less interesting story, bigger bodycount.
Village Of The Damned (1960)Wouldn't work as well with Australian accents
The Editor (2015)Does Italy really have that many tarantulas?
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Zombie butt? I can masturbate to that.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Fifteen percent off brains this weekend only.
Gremlins (1984)Who's going to clean this damn kitchen?!
My Soul To Take (2010)aka Last House Screaming on Shocker Street
Terror in the Aisles (1984) Obligatory "Donald Pleasence cashes a paycheck" joke.
I Walked with a Zombie (1943)I jogged with a mummy. Big whoop.
Cat People (1942)Great use of shadowGreat shadows too
House Of The Devil (2009)That Greta Gerwig death is fucking outstanding!
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Not as bloodless as people call it.
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)It was weird before Lil turned up.
The Beyond (1981)The actual fate of "Joe the Plumber".and This movie references the Cincinnati Bengals #WhoDey
The Funhouse (1981)Frankenstein hires a prostitute. The original FrankenHooker.
Madison County (2011)Lamest and dumbest SMM film so far.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)fun fact: great white sharks can roar
WNUF Halloween Special (2013) Just what movies need: constant commercial interruptions.
Best found footage movie of all time.
Knock Knock (2015) Dir. Eli RothAna de Armas unleashed to the world.
CurtainsSpoiler Alert: last act features many curtains
Hell Night (1981)Where was Scooby Doo and Mystery Machine?
Ghostbusters (1984)Basically a perfect movie in my mind.
Friday the 13th (1980) - God's Messenger hides in pantries, saith Ralph.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (2009) - Mom's head, Alice's corpse...Jason walks home
Boo (2005) Like Carpenter's The Thing, only utterly incompetent.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) -Bringing new meaning to phrase "Deadbeat Dad'
Lifeforce (1985)We're lucky to have this insane movie.
Halloween II (1981, Rick Rosenthal)Curtis really wigs out in this one.
House of Whipcord (1974)More WIP than horror. Tiresome and disappointing.
We Are What We Are (2013)Who knew dad made such delicious sushi?
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Progressed from ironic amusement to genuine affection.
The Astral Factor (1978) Dirs. John Florea, Gene Fowler Jr., Arthur C. PierceFirst ten minutes were great, otherwise boring.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Monica Bellucci...Keanu wanted to leave why?!?
Maximum Overdrive (1986)Randomly exploding trucks slowly running over people.
Eaten Alive (1977)I'll stick with the Holiday Inn, thanks.
Seedpeople (1992) Needed more slime monsters, fewer country bumpkins.
The Bat (1959)Agnes Moorehead: my vote for Final Girl.
Unhinged (1982)Basically it's Sleepaway Camp: The College Years.
Visiting Hours (1982)Shatner eats pudding like a date rapist.
The Witch Who Came from the Sea (1976)Anne Frank castrates quarterback. Film at 11.
Women Behind Bars (1975)They're naked. It's Franco. We all suffer.
Zombie Creeping Flesh/Hell of the Living Dead (1980)The scariest thing is stock footage use.
Re-Animator (1985)Yech! Eew! Gross! Let's watch it again!
Donnie Darko (2001)Richard Kelley's one true, and only, masterpiece.
Wishmaster 3 Devil Stone My low expectations were far too High!
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)Quote from movie: "Trite, rhetorical, clichéd, inane."
The Final GirlsThat Billy Murphy guy looks awfully familiar...
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Dr. Pretorius' countless failures is unexplored wonderland
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Awesome, Freddy versus Jason and the Argonauts.
The Innkeepers (2012)Scared my dog. Scared me. No tits.
Scare Zone (2009) You're better off shopping at the Autozone.
ShockerI'd still use Pinker over Geek Squad.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)The American Nightmare at it's scariest. Brilliant,
Robot Monster (1953)That was a long sixty-six minutes
Seventh Son (2014)Jeff Bridges, I can't understand you....man.
Gremlins (1984)Mrs. Deagle's death, scarred me for life
Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)Amusingly mean spirited, nonsensical British Santa slasher
After School Massacre (2014) The cheapest ass of all cheap-ass movies.
Scream 3 (2000)Contains more horseshit than a Jackass movie.
Wes Craven's New NightmareWell, now that is more like it.
An American Werewolf In London (1981)Friends are definitely better alive then undead.
Cursed (2005)Are they bears? They look like bears.
The Mummy (1959)Mystifyingly mobile mummy murders men. Marvelously morbid.
Scream 3 (2000)Remember when cell phone made phone calls?
In Dreams (1999)Hilariously awful. Garbage disposal scene is classic.
Hellraiser (1987)Uncle Frank's skinless pimp hand is strong.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Scarier than A Daydream on Baltic Avenue
Friday the 13th (1980)Woman in her fifties stalks healthy teenagers
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)"Who are the real cannibals?" Subtle, movie.
Honeymoon (2014)"Something bad happened to me" -- no shit.
The Company of Wolves (1984)Makes good companion to Schrader's Cat People.
Scary Movie 4 (2011)As forgettable as being mayor on Foresquare
The House Of The Devil (2009)Why can't they all be this good?
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)This movie makes me sleepy every time.
The Monster Squad (1987)Frankenstein as taller, slightly more verbose E.T.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)That must be the best dance ever!
Scream (1996)I was expecting documentary about Edvard Munch...
Zombies: The Beginning (2007)I think James Cameron's gonna sue somebody!
Shaun of the DeadZombie Darth Maul is a terrible roommate.
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)I find my lack of faith disturbing.
The Dentist (1996)Now open up wide and say, "Blah."
And Now the Screaming Starts (1973)Thing from Addams Family does period piece.
Mad Love (1936)But I still have knife throwing hands...
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)Typical liberal media "go green" zombie propaganda.