Monday, October 12, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 12)


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  1. The Possession Of Joel Delaney (1972)

    Hispanic satanic shamanic panic, without the messianic

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  2. Knock Knock (2015) (5 minutes before watching)

    Surely Eli Roth will approach this progressively!

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  3. Stuart Gordon's RE-ANIMATOR (1985, DVD).

    ♫ HE PUT DE LIME IN DE COCONUT!!! ♫

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  4. Bernard Rose's CANDYMAN (1992, DVD).

    Needs less Tony Todd, more Biggie Smalls.

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  5. John Carpenter's THE WARD (2010, Netflix Instant) for the first time.

    Married life with Johnny Depp is brutal!

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  6. The Omen (1976)

    Damien: less annoying than the Babadook kid.

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  7. Halloween II (1981)
    BANG! BANG-BANG! BANG-BANG-BANG! ...BANG?

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  8. Damien: Omen II (1978)

    Typical sequel: less interesting story, bigger bodycount.

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  9. Village Of The Damned (1960)

    Wouldn't work as well with Australian accents

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  10. The Editor (2015)

    Does Italy really have that many tarantulas?

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  11. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Zombie butt? I can masturbate to that.

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  12. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Fifteen percent off brains this weekend only.

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  13. Gremlins (1984)

    Who's going to clean this damn kitchen?!

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  14. My Soul To Take (2010)

    aka Last House Screaming on Shocker Street

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  15. Terror in the Aisles (1984)

    Obligatory "Donald Pleasence cashes a paycheck" joke.

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  16. I Walked with a Zombie (1943)

    I jogged with a mummy. Big whoop.

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  17. Cat People (1942)

    Great use of shadow
    Great shadows too

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  18. House Of The Devil (2009)

    That Greta Gerwig death is fucking outstanding!

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  19. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    Not as bloodless as people call it.

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  20. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)

    It was weird before Lil turned up.

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  21. The Beyond (1981)

    The actual fate of "Joe the Plumber".

    and

    This movie references the Cincinnati Bengals #WhoDey

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  22. The Funhouse (1981)

    Frankenstein hires a prostitute. The original FrankenHooker.

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  23. Madison County (2011)

    Lamest and dumbest SMM film so far.

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  24. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

    fun fact: great white sharks can roar

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  25. WNUF Halloween Special (2013)

    Just what movies need: constant commercial interruptions.

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  26. Knock Knock (2015) Dir. Eli Roth

    Ana de Armas unleashed to the world.

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  27. Curtains

    Spoiler Alert: last act features many curtains

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  28. Hell Night (1981)

    Where was Scooby Doo and Mystery Machine?

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  29. Ghostbusters (1984)

    Basically a perfect movie in my mind.

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  30. Friday the 13th (1980) - God's Messenger hides in pantries, saith Ralph.

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  31. Friday the 13th Part 2 (2009) - Mom's head, Alice's corpse...Jason walks home

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  32. Boo (2005)

    Like Carpenter's The Thing, only utterly incompetent.

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  33. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) -Bringing new meaning to phrase "Deadbeat Dad'

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  34. Lifeforce (1985)

    We're lucky to have this insane movie.

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  35. Halloween II (1981, Rick Rosenthal)

    Curtis really wigs out in this one.

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  36. House of Whipcord (1974)

    More WIP than horror. Tiresome and disappointing.

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  37. We Are What We Are (2013)

    Who knew dad made such delicious sushi?

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  38. Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    Progressed from ironic amusement to genuine affection.

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  39. The Astral Factor (1978) Dirs. John Florea, Gene Fowler Jr., Arthur C. Pierce

    First ten minutes were great, otherwise boring.

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  40. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Monica Bellucci...Keanu wanted to leave why?!?

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  41. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    Randomly exploding trucks slowly running over people.

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  42. Eaten Alive (1977)

    I'll stick with the Holiday Inn, thanks.

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  43. Seedpeople (1992)

    Needed more slime monsters, fewer country bumpkins.

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  44. The Bat (1959)
    Agnes Moorehead: my vote for Final Girl.

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  45. Unhinged (1982)

    Basically it's Sleepaway Camp: The College Years.

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  46. Visiting Hours (1982)

    Shatner eats pudding like a date rapist.

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  47. The Witch Who Came from the Sea (1976)

    Anne Frank castrates quarterback. Film at 11.

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  48. Women Behind Bars (1975)

    They're naked. It's Franco. We all suffer.

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  49. Zombie Creeping Flesh/Hell of the Living Dead (1980)

    The scariest thing is stock footage use.

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  50. Re-Animator (1985)

    Yech! Eew! Gross! Let's watch it again!

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  51. Donnie Darko (2001)
    Richard Kelley's one true, and only, masterpiece.

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  52. Wishmaster 3 Devil Stone

    My low expectations were far too High!

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  53. Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)

    Quote from movie: "Trite, rhetorical, clichéd, inane."

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  54. The Final Girls

    That Billy Murphy guy looks awfully familiar...

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  55. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
    Dr. Pretorius' countless failures is unexplored wonderland

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  56. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Awesome, Freddy versus Jason and the Argonauts.

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  57. The Innkeepers (2012)

    Scared my dog. Scared me. No tits.

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  58. Scare Zone (2009)

    You're better off shopping at the Autozone.

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  59. Shocker

    I'd still use Pinker over Geek Squad.

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  60. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    The American Nightmare at it's scariest. Brilliant,

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  61. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    The American Nightmare at it's scariest. Brilliant,

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  62. Robot Monster (1953)

    That was a long sixty-six minutes

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  63. Seventh Son (2014)

    Jeff Bridges, I can't understand you....man.

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  64. Gremlins (1984)

    Mrs. Deagle's death, scarred me for life

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  65. Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)

    Amusingly mean spirited, nonsensical British Santa slasher

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  66. After School Massacre (2014)

    The cheapest ass of all cheap-ass movies.

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  67. Scream 3 (2000)
    Contains more horseshit than a Jackass movie.

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  68. Wes Craven's New Nightmare

    Well, now that is more like it.

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  69. An American Werewolf In London (1981)
    Friends are definitely better alive then undead.

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  70. Gavin Leahy OctoberOctober 12, 2015 at 9:30 PM

    Cursed (2005)

    Are they bears? They look like bears.

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  71. The Mummy (1959)

    Mystifyingly mobile mummy murders men. Marvelously morbid.

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  72. Scream 3 (2000)

    Remember when cell phone made phone calls?

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  73. In Dreams (1999)

    Hilariously awful. Garbage disposal scene is classic.

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  74. Hellraiser (1987)

    Uncle Frank's skinless pimp hand is strong.

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  75. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Scarier than A Daydream on Baltic Avenue

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  76. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Woman in her fifties stalks healthy teenagers

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  77. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

    "Who are the real cannibals?" Subtle, movie.

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  78. Honeymoon (2014)

    "Something bad happened to me" -- no shit.

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  79. The Company of Wolves (1984)

    Makes good companion to Schrader's Cat People.

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  80. Scary Movie 4 (2011)

    As forgettable as being mayor on Foresquare

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  81. The House Of The Devil (2009)

    Why can't they all be this good?

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  82. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    This movie makes me sleepy every time.

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  83. The Monster Squad (1987)

    Frankenstein as taller, slightly more verbose E.T.

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  84. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

    That must be the best dance ever!

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  85. Scream (1996)

    I was expecting documentary about Edvard Munch...

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  86. Zombies: The Beginning (2007)

    I think James Cameron's gonna sue somebody!

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  87. Shaun of the Dead

    Zombie Darth Maul is a terrible roommate.

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  88. Shaun of the Dead

    Zombie Darth Maul is a terrible roommate.

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  89. Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)

    I find my lack of faith disturbing.

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  90. The Dentist (1996)
    Now open up wide and say, "Blah."

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  91. And Now the Screaming Starts (1973)
    Thing from Addams Family does period piece.

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  92. Mad Love (1936)
    But I still have knife throwing hands...

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  93. Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)
    Typical liberal media "go green" zombie propaganda.

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