Wes Craven's CHILLER (1985, Amazon Prime) for the first time.Or, as Patrick Bateman calls it, educational.
MONSTER MADNESS: THE GOTHIC REVIVAL OF HORROR (2009/2015, Amazon Prime) for the first time.Hammer documentary hammers home Hammer's horror influence.
ETERNAL EVIL (1985, Amazon Prime) for the first time.Freakier than 'astral projection'? Karen Black's look.
Jaws (1975)Shark is not seeking long term cooperation.
One Dark Night (1983)Adam West's father-in-law is satanic.
Insidious (2010)So only the old woman gets killed?
The Invisible Man This is just a fun house trick.
Stoker (2013)Enough great scenes to make it good.
Psycho II (1983)Seriously, it's totally my mom this time.
Hollow man (2000)Kevin likes to swing his invisible "bacon"
Yakuza Apocalypse (2015)Plushy vs. vampires! Miike's still got it...
Scanners (1981)Deadliest staring contest ever put to film.
A Bay of Blood (1971)What does this zoom thing do? Oh!
Re-Animator (1985)Head giving... oh, this joke's been done?
final girls (2015) - an effective anti drug commercial: adderall kills !!
It Follows (2014) - I hope a sequel will follow, Fun!
- only on Youtube, no dvd exists - La voix de l'araignée (1995) - french, incomprehensible, arty-farty, batshit crazy: highly recommended
Amittyville 2 (1982)You Could've been a contender incest demon.
The Beyond (1968)They couldn't afford two more real spiders?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Dennis Hopper chainsaw massacres lots of wood.
Splinter (2008)Fuel costs a bloody arm and legs.
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Father seems written to be Jim Carrey.
Tusk (2014)First podcast-based movie... until "FThisMovie Nights".
The Squad (2011)They should have remembered bros before hoes.
The Skulls (2000) Opening text crawl has six grammatical errors.
The Fog (1980) The Synth score was the main highlight
What we do in the shadows (2014)Best horror comedy since Shaun and Tucker
My internet has been out for a few days... THE HORROR. Anyways I've seen some stuff.. I can finally post now.28 Days Later (2002)Should've taken mum's advice and stayed sleeping.
The Descent (2005)Girlfriends all very disappointed after going down
Scream (2006)Hey, Ghostface! Why the long f—STAB! STAB!
Feel free to delete if this doesn't work for Scary Movie Month. I showed it this week to my three year old and he absolutely loves it. We've seen it twice together and I can't get over how much it holds up and how appropriate it is for October.E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)Funny, heartwarming, and even a bit scary.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Soul food never tasted quite so cheesy.
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)Don't be afraid of skipping this one.
Mine GamesI recommend to not play this game.
The Skulls II (2002) Remake of stupid first movie, only stupider.
The Howling (1981)Obama's gonna outlaw silver bullets. #werewolfilluminati
Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain (2003)Pornstars AND Richard Grieco? Blatant Oscar bait.
Halloween II (1981)Laurie attempts aggressive frontal lobotomy using bullets.
Dawn of the Dead (1978):Is checking your blood pressure THAT important?
Day of the Dead (1985): I'd train zombies to check blood pressure.
Starry Eyes (2014)That Sarah clogging all the fucking drains!
Cannibal Ferox (1981)Dudes super chill about losing his dong.
and now the real work begins.DDP section 3 list:Abducted/School Girls in Chains (1973)1970's, when half wit killers reigned supreme.
Aftermath (1982)After the apocalypse, Dick Miller still stands!
The Black Room (1983) Hollywood vampires? Maybe the Charlie Sheen story?
Bloodlust/Mosquito the Rapist (1977)Rated Eeeewww, for scenes of corpse fucking.
Blood Song (1982)Never fuck with a man playing piccolo.
Blackwood (2014)Sophia Myles is the UK's Elisabeth Rohm.
Children of the Corn (1984)Isaac might be the creepiest kid ever.
Wushmaster 4 Fullfill the Prophecy I wish parts 3 and 4 dident exist!
Dawn of the Dead (2004)"Finally!" say all those patient doomsday preppers
The Hole(2009)-Joe DanteA bottomless hole filled with father issues
Wyrmwood (2014)Last third runs out of zombie breath.
Bloody Birthday (1981)Total Eclipse of the Heart...on crack.
Blue ruinWhat comes after revenge is not sweet
Annabelle (2014)The doll gives the most lifelike performance.
Maximum Overdrive (1986)Rare misfire combining a Sheen & Coke.
The Stuff (1985)Sort of like the Blob, but tastier!
Scream 2 (1997)Slain By the Bell: The College Years
Curse of Chucky (2013)Old houses and dolls just can't coexist.
Green Inferno (2013)Progress isn't always necessarily a bad thing.
I Spit On Your Grave III: Vengeance Is MineAt least Ebert was spared this garbage.
Ginger Snaps (2000)Tails where there were no tails before
Frankenstein (1931)She should of given him more flowers.
Let Me In (2010 Dir. Matt Reeves)....and starring Elias Koteas as Groucho Marx!
Knock Knock (2015)Stay the fuck away from free pizza.
Contracted (2013):Finally some girl-on-girl acOHHHH GODDDDDDD!!!!!!
Monsters Crash the Pajama Party (1965) Monsters just didn't get the Facebook invite.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)Who's on first? No blacks...not allowed.
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Wes Craven...Horror's Martin Luther King Jr.
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)The possessed hyena deserved a spin-off movie.
R.L. Stine's Monsterville: Cabinet of Souls (2015)Loved it...... I have maturing to do.
Braindead (1992)Not the worst family gathering I've attended.
Cronos (1993)Completely encapsulates Guillermo del Toro's fantastic career.
Trilogy Of Terror (1975)Triple or quadruple dose of Karen Black?
The Mangler (1995)Tobe Hooper should have snorted more cocaine
Body Bags (1993)Carpenter, Hooper, just what the doctor ordered.
Humanoids from the deep (1980)Salmon raping women, directed by a woman
The House by the Cemetery (1981)So much great stuff... and then Bob.
Knock Knock (Eli Roth, 2015)Facebook gag the joke of the year.
WolvesWereMomoa great, not father of the year.
DevilGood until the camera turns back around.
Re-animator (1985)So ... which life is Rufus on now?
Lake Mungo (2008)"Palmer" reference a little on the nose.