Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 13)


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  1. Wes Craven's CHILLER (1985, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Or, as Patrick Bateman calls it, educational.

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  2. MONSTER MADNESS: THE GOTHIC REVIVAL OF HORROR (2009/2015, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Hammer documentary hammers home Hammer's horror influence.

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  3. ETERNAL EVIL (1985, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    Freakier than 'astral projection'? Karen Black's look.

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  4. Jaws (1975)

    Shark is not seeking long term cooperation.

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  5. One Dark Night (1983)
    Adam West's father-in-law is satanic.

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  6. Insidious (2010)

    So only the old woman gets killed?

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  7. The Invisible Man

    This is just a fun house trick.

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  8. The Invisible Man

    This is just a fun house trick.

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  9. Stoker (2013)

    Enough great scenes to make it good.

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  10. Psycho II (1983)

    Seriously, it's totally my mom this time.

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  11. Hollow man (2000)

    Kevin likes to swing his invisible "bacon"

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  12. Yakuza Apocalypse (2015)

    Plushy vs. vampires! Miike's still got it...

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  13. Scanners (1981)

    Deadliest staring contest ever put to film.

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  14. A Bay of Blood (1971)

    What does this zoom thing do? Oh!

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  15. Re-Animator (1985)

    Head giving... oh, this joke's been done?

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  16. final girls (2015) - an effective anti drug commercial: adderall kills !!

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  17. It Follows (2014) - I hope a sequel will follow, Fun!

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  18. - only on Youtube, no dvd exists -

    La voix de l'araignée (1995) - french, incomprehensible, arty-farty, batshit crazy: highly recommended

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  19. Amittyville 2 (1982)

    You Could've been a contender incest demon.

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  20. The Beyond (1968)
    They couldn't afford two more real spiders?

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  21. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Dennis Hopper chainsaw massacres lots of wood.

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  22. Splinter (2008)

    Fuel costs a bloody arm and legs.

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  23. The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    Father seems written to be Jim Carrey.

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  24. Tusk (2014)

    First podcast-based movie... until "FThisMovie Nights".

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  25. The Squad (2011)

    They should have remembered bros before hoes.

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  26. The Skulls (2000)

    Opening text crawl has six grammatical errors.

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  27. The Fog (1980)
    The Synth score was the main highlight

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  28. What we do in the shadows (2014)
    Best horror comedy since Shaun and Tucker

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  29. My internet has been out for a few days... THE HORROR. Anyways I've seen some stuff.. I can finally post now.

    28 Days Later (2002)

    Should've taken mum's advice and stayed sleeping.

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  30. The Descent (2005)

    Girlfriends all very disappointed after going down

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  31. Scream (2006)

    Hey, Ghostface! Why the long f—STAB! STAB!

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  32. Feel free to delete if this doesn't work for Scary Movie Month. I showed it this week to my three year old and he absolutely loves it. We've seen it twice together and I can't get over how much it holds up and how appropriate it is for October.

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

    Funny, heartwarming, and even a bit scary.

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  33. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Soul food never tasted quite so cheesy.

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  34. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2010)

    Don't be afraid of skipping this one.

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  35. Mine Games

    I recommend to not play this game.

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  36. The Skulls II (2002)

    Remake of stupid first movie, only stupider.

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  37. The Howling (1981)

    Obama's gonna outlaw silver bullets. #werewolfilluminati

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  38. Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain (2003)

    Pornstars AND Richard Grieco? Blatant Oscar bait.

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  39. Halloween II (1981)

    Laurie attempts aggressive frontal lobotomy using bullets.

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  40. Dawn of the Dead (1978):

    Is checking your blood pressure THAT important?

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  41. Day of the Dead (1985):

    I'd train zombies to check blood pressure.

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  42. Starry Eyes (2014)
    That Sarah clogging all the fucking drains!

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  43. Cannibal Ferox (1981)

    Dudes super chill about losing his dong.

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  44. and now the real work begins.

    DDP section 3 list:

    Abducted/School Girls in Chains (1973)

    1970's, when half wit killers reigned supreme.

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  45. Aftermath (1982)

    After the apocalypse, Dick Miller still stands!

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  46. The Black Room (1983)

    Hollywood vampires? Maybe the Charlie Sheen story?

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  47. Bloodlust/Mosquito the Rapist (1977)

    Rated Eeeewww, for scenes of corpse fucking.

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  48. Blood Song (1982)

    Never fuck with a man playing piccolo.

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  49. Blackwood (2014)
    Sophia Myles is the UK's Elisabeth Rohm.

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  50. Children of the Corn (1984)

    Isaac might be the creepiest kid ever.

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  51. Wushmaster 4 Fullfill the Prophecy

    I wish parts 3 and 4 dident exist!

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  52. Dawn of the Dead (2004)
    "Finally!" say all those patient doomsday preppers

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  53. The Hole(2009)-Joe Dante

    A bottomless hole filled with father issues

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  54. Wyrmwood (2014)

    Last third runs out of zombie breath.

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  55. Bloody Birthday (1981)

    Total Eclipse of the Heart...on crack.

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  56. Blue ruin

    What comes after revenge is not sweet

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  57. Annabelle (2014)

    The doll gives the most lifelike performance.

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  58. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    Rare misfire combining a Sheen & Coke.

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  59. The Stuff (1985)

    Sort of like the Blob, but tastier!

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  60. Scream 2 (1997)

    Slain By the Bell: The College Years

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  61. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    Old houses and dolls just can't coexist.

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  62. Green Inferno (2013)

    Progress isn't always necessarily a bad thing.

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  63. I Spit On Your Grave III: Vengeance Is Mine

    At least Ebert was spared this garbage.

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  64. Ginger Snaps (2000)

    Tails where there were no tails before

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  65. Frankenstein (1931)

    She should of given him more flowers.

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  66. Let Me In (2010 Dir. Matt Reeves)

    ....and starring Elias Koteas as Groucho Marx!

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  67. Knock Knock (2015)

    Stay the fuck away from free pizza.

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  68. Contracted (2013):

    Finally some girl-on-girl acOHHHH GODDDDDDD!!!!!!

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  69. Monsters Crash the Pajama Party (1965)

    Monsters just didn't get the Facebook invite.

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  70. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

    Who's on first? No blacks...not allowed.

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  71. The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    Wes Craven...Horror's Martin Luther King Jr.

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  72. Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)

    The possessed hyena deserved a spin-off movie.

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  73. R.L. Stine's Monsterville: Cabinet of Souls (2015)

    Loved it...... I have maturing to do.

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  74. Braindead (1992)

    Not the worst family gathering I've attended.

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  75. Cronos (1993)

    Completely encapsulates Guillermo del Toro's fantastic career.

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  76. Trilogy Of Terror (1975)

    Triple or quadruple dose of Karen Black?

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  77. The Mangler (1995)

    Tobe Hooper should have snorted more cocaine

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  78. Body Bags (1993)

    Carpenter, Hooper, just what the doctor ordered.

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  79. Humanoids from the deep (1980)

    Salmon raping women, directed by a woman

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  80. The House by the Cemetery (1981)

    So much great stuff... and then Bob.

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  81. Knock Knock (Eli Roth, 2015)

    Facebook gag the joke of the year.

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  82. Wolves

    WereMomoa great, not father of the year.

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  83. Devil

    Good until the camera turns back around.

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  84. Re-animator (1985)

    So ... which life is Rufus on now?

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  85. Lake Mungo (2008)

    "Palmer" reference a little on the nose.

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