Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 21)


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  1. The Hitcher (1986)

    Jennifer Jason Leigh horribly loses her ass

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  2. STARRY EYES (2014, Netflix Instant) for the first time.

    Faithful remake of "Los Angeles Plays Itself."

    and/or

    Lucky McKee's movie auditions are just brutal!

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  3. David Cronenberg's THE FLY (1986, Blu-ray).

    'Waiter! There's a Brundlefly inside Geena Davis.'

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  4. Guillermo del Toro's CRIMSON PEAK (2015, theater) for the first time.

    This much I know: Guillermo's repeating himself.

    and/or

    Classiest "Money Pit" reimagining nobody asked for.

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  5. Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986, YouTube).

    Never underestimate universe's desire to exterminate rednecks.

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  6. Santa's Slay (2005)

    'Twas the night Santa lost at curling.

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  7. Gremlins (1984)

    Dear Santa,
    Please send me coked up Yodas.

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  8. The Omen (1976)

    ‘Boyhood’ for Satanists.

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  9. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    I never knew Jesus' blood was radioactive.

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  10. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)

    The cause of any 90s silicon shortage.

    or

    Screw both you guys, I liked it.

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  11. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

    Introducing my kids to the Universal Monsters.

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  12. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Cross Vincent, and pay the ultimate Price.

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  13. City of the Living Dead (1980)

    Makes no sense but much brain matter

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  14. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan Holy Shit this is a Long Title (1989)

    Maybe the boat's "Manhattan"...you don't know.

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  15. Puppet Master 4 (1993)

    Better than expected...but still really sucked.

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  16. Arachnophobia (1990)

    Eight legs, two fangs, and Jeff Daniels.

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  17. Body Double (1984)

    Driller Killers, masturbation, assless chaps. It’s art.
    or
    Super-hot Melanie secures the Something Wild gig.

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  18. Hellraiser (1987)

    Never trust someone who wears glasses inside.

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  19. The Entity (1982)

    Why I masturbate so much...damn ghosts.

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  20. Roadgames (1981)

    Hitchcockian. Psycho II director. JLC. Good Shit.

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  21. Nightmare (1981)

    Movie so gruesome, the distributor was imprisoned.

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  22. Knock, Knock (2015)

    It's okay, if it's in a three-way.

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  23. House of The Devil (2009)

    Ruins "Francis Ha", knowing her sad end.

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  24. Popcorn (1991)

    Freddy's burns? Scary. Popcorn's floppy ears? Ridiculous.

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  25. The Brood (1979)

    As if raising kids wasn't terrifying enough

    or

    Abusive alcoholic or no, grandma is HOT!

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  26. Lord of Illusions (1995)
    Can someone shutoff that sword dropping machine!!

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  27. Freddy vs Jason (2003)

    Jay clone seems lost without Silent Bob.

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  28. It's Alive (1974)

    Does anyone know a good vasectomy doctor?

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  29. The Gate (1987)

    Toy rockets versus stop motion monsters. Legit.

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  30. Hellraiser (1987)

    Demons to some, exposition providers to others.

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  31. The Last Slumber Party (1988 SOV) Dir. Stephen Tyler

    Had a great time. Dialogue is unreal!

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  32. Spider Baby (1968)

    Confession: I was a teenage spider baby.

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  33. Satan's Little Helper (2004)
    The Jesus Sunday School failed to mention.

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  34. Opera (1987)

    Italians hatred of eyes reaches it's apex.

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  35. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
    Patrick was right, take out the CryptKeeper.

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  36. Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

    Story of the most dedicated method actor.

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  37. Hellraiser (1987)
    Cenobites can't be evil. MMMMM...cinno bites.

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  38. House (1985)
    That V-neck sweater is from another dimension.

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  39. Hellraiser (1987)

    Cenobites, remember, don't move! Rolling, aaaaaand.......non-action!

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  40. Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    The sweetest and most romantic zombie movie.

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  41. The Monster Squad (1987)

    Robotech pajamas...you can count me in!!

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  42. Goodnight Mommy (2014)

    The cutest twins since the Grady girls.

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  43. Sinister(2012)

    Death by Lawnmower? Oh cut it out!

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  44. The Gate II: The Trespassers (1990)

    A pure expression of "watered down sequel."

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  45. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    Tagline: The fear doesn't show. It grows...

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  46. The Machinist(2004)

    The man needs sleep, hugs, and hamburgers.

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  47. Seven(1995)

    HEAD out to RedBOX and rent this!

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  48. Identity(2003)

    An inventive movie with character and personalities.

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  49. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    Big things do come with small packages

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  50. Tony (2009)

    Crack, VHS, Murder. Tony's my kinda guy.

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  51. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)

    Bing Crosby beware, the Headless Horseman rides.

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  52. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980)

    Jeff Goldblum beware, the Headless Horseman rides.

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    1. Sticks break. Walken Freaks. Deus tree machina.

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  53. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

    Johnny Depp beware, your instincts can misguide.

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    Replies
    1. Detective Urps when he sees blood. Acting!

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  54. Tales of Terror (1962)

    Excellent bouquet...medium bodied...spicy...quite suitable.

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  55. The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

    Say this ain't fuckin horror...it's terrifying!

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  56. Black Death (2010)

    Lots of death, not so much black.

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  57. The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982)

    This movie or "Old School". Which's scarier?

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  58. The Fog (1980)

    Atkins is butt naked without that stache.

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  59. The Awakening (2011)

    Too much BBC and not enough atmosphere

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  60. Troll 2 (1990)

    Come for trolls. Stay for the acting.

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  61. The Beyond (1981)

    Fulci fucking hates eyeballs, also coherent storytelling

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  62. Evil Dead Remake

    The best Franchise ive watched all month!

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  63. Evil Dead Remake

    The best Franchise ive watched all month!

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  64. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Better than original? Only Heather Langencamp's looks.

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  65. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Lots of fun. Needs more tits, though.

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  66. Identity(2003)

    Pruitt Taylor Vince makes my eyes twitchy

    or

    Jake Busey is great impersonating his father

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  67. The Blob (1988)

    Big bad was all over the place..

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  68. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

    Never judge a hillbilly by their overalls.

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  69. Mirrors

    It's ok Kiefer knows how to flatline.

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  70. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

    Heads roll. Sometimes my eyes do, too.

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  71. Christine (1983)

    Evil car fixes itself? I'll take it!

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  72. The Descent (2005)

    Harrowing true story of Nosferatu's hillbilly cousins.

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  73. Amityville 3-D (1983)
    Not great but my favorite Amityville movie

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  74. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Omri Katz must have had serious game.

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  75. Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)

    Little Atkins misses being in Carpenter productions.

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