Thursday, October 22, 2015

Scary Movie Challenge VI (Day 22)


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  1. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    Hard wood floors always equal sexy times.

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  2. Hiroyuki Okiura's A LETTER TO MOMO (2011, Amazon Prime) for the first time. English-dubbed version.

    Greatest goblin fart defensive maneuver scene... EVER!

    and/or

    "My Neighbor Totoro" grownup, 'PG,' supernatural, moving.

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  3. DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT (1973, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    No, seriously, don't bother. There's nothing there.

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  4. Carl Theodor Dreyer's VAMPYR (1932, Hulu's Criterion Channel).

    Moody as fuck, but not that scary.

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  5. Wolf Creek 2 (2013)

    Gratuitous kangaroo killing gets me every time.

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  6. Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman (1943)

    Mad doctor is too 'boy next door'.

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  7. John Boorman's EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1978, Amazon Rental).

    Greatest FThisMovie commentary track not yet recorded.

    and/or

    Ending redefines the term 'crash and burn.'

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  8. Boris Karloff in THE HAUNTED STRANGLER (1958, Hulu's Criterion Channel) for the first time.

    Lunkheads always make best resurrected psychopathic murderers.

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  9. It Follows (2014)

    Good friends will help fight killer STDs

    and/or

    Tense, dream like with atmosphere a plenty

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  10. ‘Aftershock’ (2013), ’The Stranger’ (2014), and ‘Knock Knock’ (2015)

    Eli Roth! Take back your ‘presents’!

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  11. Don`t look now (1973)

    Reddest red this side from Profondo Rosso

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  12. Seven (1995)
    Freeman with a deft touch, PITT SMASH!!

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  13. Carnival of Souls (1962)

    It always feels like somebody's watching me.

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  14. Critters 4 (1992)

    I don't think they're in Kansas anymore.

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  15. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    Covering ten stories in seven words: tricky

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  16. Silver Bullet (1985)

    It's Big Ed's Gas and Werewolf Farm.

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  17. The Dark Crystal (1982)

    Fun Fact: JFK's middle name was Fizgig

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  18. The Funhouse (1981)

    First strangulated, then hatcheted. Oh, the humanity..

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  19. Wyrmwood:

    Mad Max says, "These zombies spew guzzoline!"

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      Umm...that's me...I suck at the internet...couldn't figure out how to put my own name on my own brain's thoughts. Oh, well.

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  20. The Innocents (1961)

    I figured out the sudden ending. Its

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  21. The Descent (2005)

    Love this movie, always fun to hyperventilate.

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  22. Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Hold That Ghost (1941)
    Sometimes funny trumps spooky gory ghost stories

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  23. Burnt Offerings (1976)
    This family isn't haunted, it's just dysfunctional.

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  24. The Gallows (2015)

    Sometimes found footage should just stay lost.

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  25. Navy Seals vs Zombies (2015)

    On paper.......Nope, still a shitty idea.

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  26. King Kong (1933)

    Wrong. Twas airplanes that killed the beast.

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  27. Let the Right One In (2008)
    Child vampire solves rubik cube, finds love.

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  28. Parents (1989)
    Leftover peopleloaf just doesn't taste the same.

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  29. [REC] (2007)

    Can we leave? No. Violent death? Si.

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  30. [REC] (2007)

    Can we leave? No. Violent death? Si.

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  31. King Kong (1933)

    We're gonna make a swell picture people.

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  32. Housebound (2014)

    Cuddly teddy bear is cuddly. Also terrifying.

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  33. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Rustic, airy low-maintenance mansion w/ privacy. Bleeds.

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  34. Unfriended (2014)

    i didn't write this review
    babe
    srsly

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  35. Christopher MorrisonOctober 22, 2015 at 3:55 PM

    The Fly (1986)

    Where is my Brundlefly kid's book?

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  36. Christopher MorrisonOctober 22, 2015 at 3:56 PM

    Monster Squad

    The Goonies could totally take these kids.

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  37. The Paranormal Diaries: Clophill (2013)

    Not worth the time to watch it.

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  38. Sledgehammer (1983 SOV) Dir. David Prior

    Crash course in shooting slow motion scenes!

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  39. Cutting Class (1989)

    Everything's bland except for Brad Pitt's hair.

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  40. Dead and Gone (2008)

    Are all rural Constables really this DTF?

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  41. Poltergeist (1982)

    Put the TV outside! "Coach" is on!

    I'm sorry if that's been done. Seems too easy in retrospect.

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  42. Kairo/Pulse (2001)

    Bleak Ghosts doing alternative dance, genuinely terrifying.

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  43. The Mangler (1995)

    Tobe Hooper shoulda brought a pooper scooper

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  44. Phenomena (1985)

    Cute Connelly, paralysed Pleasance, devlish Dario, yay!

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  45. Night Of The Demons (1988)

    I hope Sam Rami got some kickback.

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  46. Home Sweet Home (1981)

    Also somtimes known as Murder by Jake.

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  47. Honeymoon Horror (1982)

    Before burned killers turned into burned molesters.

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  48. The Dark Half (1993)

    Guess he took "eat a dick" literally.

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  49. Horror Planet (1981)

    Contains the alien rape Alien was missing.

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  50. Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)

    Hoping for a Fred Olen Ray remake.

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  51. The Killing Hour (1982)

    More bondage than David Carradine's hotel room.

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  52. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Demon Billy Zane is the grooviest demon!

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  53. Afflicted (2013)
    Wait, I thought the French loved garlic?

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  54. The Uninvited (2009)

    Was I invited? I wasn't not invited.

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  55. Honeymoon (2014)

    #CuteCouple! #RelationshipGoals!

    Oh, that's disturbing.

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  56. The Otherworld (2013)
    Richard Stanley made a documentary! Watch it!

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  57. Scream 4 (2011)

    The A is a 4...fuck off

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  58. The Guest (2014)

    Why am I so happy David survives?

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  59. The Babadook (2014)

    No Witticisms. I'll just say it's great.

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  60. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
    Has Tim Burton seen any other movie?

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  61. Creepshow

    Still like, that box was really overstuffed.

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  62. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

    Hellbound called Daniel's bluff on wanting horrors.

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  63. The Frankenstein Theory

    Becoming Frankensteins therapist actually kind of worked.

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  64. Tag (2015)

    Not Sono's best, still better than most.

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  65. Clive Barker Lord of Illusions (1995)

    Scott Bakula always sounds awkwards saying Fuck.

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  66. Amityville II: The Possession

    We needed Rocky to perform the exorcism.

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  67. House (1986)

    Glad the Deadites are still finding work.

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  68. House 2: The Second Story (1987)

    Joshua Jackson was right. This is better.

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  69. John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)

    Not perfect; I totally have mahogany anyway.

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  70. The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

    I just called....to saaaaayyyyy....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you

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