Penny Dreadful Season 2 (2015)Bloody, sexy, badass, thrilling, sad, great cast. Sorry I have to cheat a llittle with mentioning a TV series, but binge-watching these very fine 10 hours kept me from watching any movies.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)Pabst- the official beer of open wounds
Blow Out (1981)Invented the movie title Bordello Of Blood
Chopping Mall (1986)Robots provide better security than slow zombies.
Hard To Die (1990)Die Hard with more showers and lingerie.
Contagion (2011)No quarantine can contain Gwyneth Paltrow's sluttiness.
Ti West's THE ROOST (2005, IFC Center Midnight Screening) for the first time.Wes Craven's most disciplined disciple debuts strong.
THE DUNWICH HORROR (1970, Amazon Prime) for the first time.Dean Stockwell's stache/sideburns? That's real horror.
HalloweenSmith's Grove Hospital shouldn't offer driver's ed.
SUPERSTITION, aka THE WITCH (1982, YouTube) for the first time.Worst "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" episode ever!
The Monster Squad (1987)Dracula. Frankenstein. Wolfman. Mummy. Creature. Meeting adjourned.
Pumpkinhead (1989)Scarier then Applehead, but Turniphead's the worst.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)Rights sold, now "Mel Gibson's Jew Nightmare".
Christine (1983)The reason I do not use UBER...
Howling 2: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985)Best post-credits to not feature Jackie Chan.
Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go To College (1991)A scathing indictment of minority scholarship distribution.
Halloween 2 (Scream factory Bluray) BONUS, Hottub scene, Heavily cut in Uk!
Bordello of Blood (1996)Is Chris Sarandon playing Billy Bob Thornton?
Creepshow: Moss, it's everywhere. Like I mean everywhere.
Day of the Dead (1985): Arseholes are more horrifying than zombie gore.
Dead Snow 2: Triumphing zombies: the perfect addition to Erasmus
Frozen (2010): Elsa would've been more kickass as lead
Halloween 3 Season of the Witch Hold up! Where are the Fucking Witches?
I, Frankenstein (2014) Just what Frankenstein myth needed: Gargoyle armies.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)I wanna see Kelly Preston: Sassy Reporter!
White Zombie (1932): Lugosi's zombie dance, Murder's death breaks trance.
Legend of The Mummy (1998): Horrifying fake English accents awaken mummified Egyptians.
Elevator (2011): Worst tagline: Boom go some trapped jerks
Housebound: That was fucking awesome! *Hunts down poster*
Halloween IILater that night...less interesting stuff happened.
Halloween III: Season of the WitchMoral: spray your home regularly for pests.
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988):Bill Pullman is part zombie, part JAGUAR!
Shock Waves (1977):"Zombie Hogan's Heroes" meets "Murdery Gilligan's Island".
Bone Tomahawk (2015)"Throat singing" not as mystical as advertised.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001):Shalhoub inherits awesome puzzle house/ghost prison.
Nightmare Castle (1966):Serra sesso, sorellastre identici, e PERICOLO SEDIA !
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael MyersMask looks less Shatner, more Bruce Jenner.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989):"Manhattan? More like Jason takes a cruise."
Day of the Dead (1985)Musical score combination of every movie ever
Silent Night (2012)Should have stuck with psychology, Dr. Loomis.
House (1977)Seven words can't do this movie justice.
School Spirit (1985) Afterlife rules are surprisingly complex. Also, boobs.
The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)Visual effects really hammer this one home.
Dead of Night (1945)Watching this again is my recurring nightmare.
One of the greatest!
Gremlins 2: The New BatchAudience tricked by reel gag...digital projection...
Trick 'r Treat (2007)I didn't know about such strict rules.
DemonsWait--I, too, am watching that movie!
The BoogensThe Descent, but with cute tentacle monster.
Deadly BlessingSleepaway Camp, but only dick is Craven.
From the Dark (2015) Dir. Conor McMahon 2nd time; 1st with commentaryCommentary from a 2015 top 10 contender.
Vampyros LesbosFrench production of German film in Turkey.
The Serpent and the RainbowWhere can I get me some voodoo?
Sleepaway Camp (1983)Whoa...did that curling iron go there?!?
Shock WavesAll I remember is Brooke Adam's bikini.
The Hatchet MurdersNot a single murder involves a hatchet.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)Better than Reginald Hudlin's Next House Party.
Child's Play 2Forces me to hate adults. Mancini, Kirschner...
Maniac (1980)Maniacal Manhattan murderer makes mannequins matrimonial mates.
XtroAlien meets Poltergeist meets the Royal Tenenbaums.
We Are What We Are (2013)Daughter can't stomach her father...then can.
Halloween 6 (1995)Shock jockTreetopBlood dropsCrowd flocks
Trick or Treat (1986)The implied choice in title is bullshit.
The Signal (2007)I remember this movie being much funnier.[Said as a plea to the annoyed friend I convinced to watch it with me]
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)God makes a lot of misunderstood creatures.
The Phantom of the Opera (1925) Raoul's a wimp even when not singing.
Stage Fright (2014)Liked it; but not in that way.
John Carpenter's Christine (1983)Bizarro Travolta fucks with the wrong nerd.
SinisterSee sometimes the extended cuts are murder.
The Hallow (aka The Woods)Evil Irish tree ferries really like kids??
Paranormal Activity 3Them's the breaks when using paranormal chiropractors
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness(1987)Worst Simon & Simon Halloween special ever.
The Cabin in the WoodsThor's not as tough without the hammer.
Sleepy Hallow (1999)Forgot about Casper the friendly Bug Killa.
Trick or Treat (1986)Silly, silly Skippy-- tricks are for kids.
Spider Baby (1967)Lon Chaney as father figure? Predictable results.
Nightmare Castle (1965)Barbara Steele wig show mixed with torture.
Shock Waves (1977)Old blonde Nazis are dangerous when wet.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Never noticed 'Evil Dead' on the TV!
Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)Pullman and magical powder: very Eighties tale.
The Babadook (2014)Family replaces dog with children's book monster.
A Nightmare on Elm StreetOne of the greatest horror concepts ever.
The ABC's of Death 2 (2014)I'll never watch ABC's of Death 3.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)The one horror comedy that's Universally loved.
Halloween 2 Director's Cut (2009)Michael Myers should have killed Chris Hardwick.
The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)No rape this time? Oh wait! ....almost.
Damien: Omen II (1978)Military school aids the Antichrist - liberal propaganda.
One Missed Call (2008)Think this inspired much better ringtones, kudos.
Housebound (2014)This movie kicks five kinds of ass!
Scanners (1981)Ironside's body, Lack's charming personality. Win win.
The Undertaker and His Pals (1966)A whimsical tale of murder and cannibalism.
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)Wait, what film student pays the crew?
Two Evil Eyes (1990)Pussy, pussy, pussy causes problems for Keitel.
Penny Dreadful Season 2 (2015)
ReplyDeleteBloody, sexy, badass, thrilling, sad, great cast.
Sorry I have to cheat a llittle with mentioning a TV series, but binge-watching these very fine 10 hours kept me from watching any movies.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
ReplyDeletePabst- the official beer of open wounds
Blow Out (1981)
ReplyDeleteInvented the movie title Bordello Of Blood
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteRobots provide better security than slow zombies.
Hard To Die (1990)
ReplyDeleteDie Hard with more showers and lingerie.
Contagion (2011)
ReplyDeleteNo quarantine can contain Gwyneth Paltrow's sluttiness.
Ti West's THE ROOST (2005, IFC Center Midnight Screening) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteWes Craven's most disciplined disciple debuts strong.
THE DUNWICH HORROR (1970, Amazon Prime) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteDean Stockwell's stache/sideburns? That's real horror.
Halloween
ReplyDeleteSmith's Grove Hospital shouldn't offer driver's ed.
SUPERSTITION, aka THE WITCH (1982, YouTube) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteWorst "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" episode ever!
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteDracula. Frankenstein. Wolfman. Mummy. Creature. Meeting adjourned.
Pumpkinhead (1989)
ReplyDeleteScarier then Applehead, but Turniphead's the worst.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteRights sold, now "Mel Gibson's Jew Nightmare".
Christine (1983)
ReplyDeleteThe reason I do not use UBER...
Howling 2: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985)
ReplyDeleteBest post-credits to not feature Jackie Chan.
Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go To College (1991)
ReplyDeleteA scathing indictment of minority scholarship distribution.
Halloween 2 (Scream factory Bluray)
ReplyDeleteBONUS, Hottub scene, Heavily cut in Uk!
Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteIs Chris Sarandon playing Billy Bob Thornton?
Creepshow: Moss, it's everywhere. Like I mean everywhere.
ReplyDeleteDay of the Dead (1985): Arseholes are more horrifying than zombie gore.
ReplyDeleteDead Snow 2: Triumphing zombies: the perfect addition to Erasmus
ReplyDeleteFrozen (2010): Elsa would've been more kickass as lead
ReplyDeleteHalloween 3 Season of the Witch
ReplyDeleteHold up! Where are the Fucking Witches?
I, Frankenstein (2014)
ReplyDeleteJust what Frankenstein myth needed: Gargoyle armies.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
ReplyDeleteI wanna see Kelly Preston: Sassy Reporter!
White Zombie (1932): Lugosi's zombie dance, Murder's death breaks trance.
ReplyDeleteLegend of The Mummy (1998):
ReplyDeleteHorrifying fake English accents awaken mummified Egyptians.
Elevator (2011): Worst tagline: Boom go some trapped jerks
ReplyDeleteHousebound: That was fucking awesome! *Hunts down poster*
ReplyDeleteHalloween II
ReplyDeleteLater that night...less interesting stuff happened.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
ReplyDeleteMoral: spray your home regularly for pests.
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988):
ReplyDeleteBill Pullman is part zombie, part JAGUAR!
Shock Waves (1977):
ReplyDelete"Zombie Hogan's Heroes" meets "Murdery Gilligan's Island".
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
ReplyDelete"Throat singing" not as mystical as advertised.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001):
ReplyDeleteShalhoub inherits awesome puzzle house/ghost prison.
Nightmare Castle (1966):
ReplyDeleteSerra sesso, sorellastre identici, e PERICOLO SEDIA !
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
ReplyDeleteMask looks less Shatner, more Bruce Jenner.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989):
ReplyDelete"Manhattan? More like Jason takes a cruise."
Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteMusical score combination of every movie ever
Silent Night (2012)
ReplyDeleteShould have stuck with psychology, Dr. Loomis.
House (1977)
ReplyDeleteSeven words can't do this movie justice.
School Spirit (1985)
ReplyDeleteAfterlife rules are surprisingly complex. Also, boobs.
The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)
ReplyDeleteVisual effects really hammer this one home.
Dead of Night (1945)
ReplyDeleteWatching this again is my recurring nightmare.
One of the greatest!
DeleteGremlins 2: The New Batch
ReplyDeleteAudience tricked by reel gag...digital projection...
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteI didn't know about such strict rules.
Demons
ReplyDeleteWait--I, too, am watching that movie!
The Boogens
ReplyDeleteThe Descent, but with cute tentacle monster.
Deadly Blessing
ReplyDeleteSleepaway Camp, but only dick is Craven.
From the Dark (2015) Dir. Conor McMahon 2nd time; 1st with commentary
ReplyDeleteCommentary from a 2015 top 10 contender.
Vampyros Lesbos
ReplyDeleteFrench production of German film in Turkey.
The Serpent and the Rainbow
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get me some voodoo?
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteWhoa...did that curling iron go there?!?
Shock Waves
ReplyDeleteAll I remember is Brooke Adam's bikini.
The Hatchet Murders
ReplyDeleteNot a single murder involves a hatchet.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteBetter than Reginald Hudlin's Next House Party.
Child's Play 2
ReplyDeleteForces me to hate adults. Mancini, Kirschner...
Maniac (1980)
ReplyDeleteManiacal Manhattan murderer makes mannequins matrimonial mates.
Xtro
ReplyDeleteAlien meets Poltergeist meets the Royal Tenenbaums.
We Are What We Are (2013)
ReplyDeleteDaughter can't stomach her father...then can.
Halloween 6 (1995)
ReplyDeleteShock jock
Treetop
Blood drops
Crowd flocks
Trick or Treat (1986)
ReplyDeleteThe implied choice in title is bullshit.
The Signal (2007)
ReplyDeleteI remember this movie being much funnier.
[Said as a plea to the annoyed friend I convinced to watch it with me]
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
ReplyDeleteGod makes a lot of misunderstood creatures.
The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
ReplyDeleteRaoul's a wimp even when not singing.
Stage Fright (2014)
ReplyDeleteLiked it; but not in that way.
John Carpenter's Christine (1983)
ReplyDeleteBizarro Travolta fucks with the wrong nerd.
Sinister
ReplyDeleteSee sometimes the extended cuts are murder.
The Hallow (aka The Woods)
ReplyDeleteEvil Irish tree ferries really like kids??
Paranormal Activity 3
ReplyDeleteThem's the breaks when using paranormal chiropractors
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness(1987)
ReplyDeleteWorst Simon & Simon Halloween special ever.
The Cabin in the Woods
ReplyDeleteThor's not as tough without the hammer.
Sleepy Hallow (1999)
ReplyDeleteForgot about Casper the friendly Bug Killa.
Trick or Treat (1986)
ReplyDeleteSilly, silly Skippy-- tricks are for kids.
Spider Baby (1967)
ReplyDeleteLon Chaney as father figure? Predictable results.
Nightmare Castle (1965)
ReplyDeleteBarbara Steele wig show mixed with torture.
Shock Waves (1977)
ReplyDeleteOld blonde Nazis are dangerous when wet.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteNever noticed 'Evil Dead' on the TV!
Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
ReplyDeletePullman and magical powder: very Eighties tale.
The Babadook (2014)
ReplyDeleteFamily replaces dog with children's book monster.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
ReplyDeleteOne of the greatest horror concepts ever.
The ABC's of Death 2 (2014)
ReplyDeleteI'll never watch ABC's of Death 3.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
ReplyDeleteThe one horror comedy that's Universally loved.
Halloween 2 Director's Cut (2009)
ReplyDeleteMichael Myers should have killed Chris Hardwick.
The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)
ReplyDeleteNo rape this time? Oh wait! ....almost.
Damien: Omen II (1978)
ReplyDeleteMilitary school aids the Antichrist - liberal propaganda.
One Missed Call (2008)
ReplyDeleteThink this inspired much better ringtones, kudos.
Housebound (2014)
ReplyDeleteThis movie kicks five kinds of ass!
Scanners (1981)
ReplyDeleteIronside's body, Lack's charming personality. Win win.
The Undertaker and His Pals (1966)
ReplyDeleteA whimsical tale of murder and cannibalism.
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)
ReplyDeleteWait, what film student pays the crew?
Two Evil Eyes (1990)
ReplyDeletePussy, pussy, pussy causes problems for Keitel.